Editing UNSC Marine Corps/Quotes

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Throughout the Halo trilogy, the [[UNSC]] have numerous quotable lines. Some of these lines can be heard under any circumstance, while others are only said in special cases depending on the difficulty setting and when certain events occur.

==[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]==
*"Oh, God! I recognize that one! That was Bob!" -[[Chips Dubbo]] upon killing a [[Human Combat Form]].
*"One down, a billion to go." -After killing an [[Elite Major]].
*"Boo, yeah!"- [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping of a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Woo-hoo!" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping of a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Do you know how to drive?" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill an fail to land on four wheels.
*" Ay?! Where'd you get your license?" said when spinning/crashing/flying of a cliff in the [[Warthog]]. 
*"Uh, that thing on the left, is the brake..." When the [[ Master Chief]] is driving the [[Warthog]].
*THE THING ON THE LEFT! IT'S THE BRAKE!!" When the Chief drives the Warthog badly.
*"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!"-when on last bar of health.
*" Hey,did you hear that?" when a [[Covenant]] sneaks up behind a [[Marine]].
*"What, the covie behind you or me shitting my pants?" after killing the [[Covenant]],in response to above.
*"I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON, YOU BASTARDS!" Australian [[marine]]. 
*"Hey, you stole my kill!" When you kill a [[Covenant]] they were shooting at.
*" Aw, come on, that tickled!" When shooting a Sergeant while rampant.
*"See that? Next time, you guys can help!" When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].
*"How do you like that?" When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].
*"Oh, I understand: You want more of THIS!" When gunning a [[Covenant]] down from gunner seat.
*"Oh, God! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!" When stuck by more than six [[Needler]] rounds, a [[Plasma Grenade]], or a [[Flood spore]].
*"Hope you brought some butter, 'cause you're about to get fried!"
*"Fire in the hole!" Throwing [[Grenade]]
*"Good one!"
*"(Now),who's your daddy?"
*"Come get some!"
*"Damn it!"
*"Ay! The burn!"
*"Leave some for me!"
*"That one's down!"
*"They're even uglier when they're dead!"
*"Get your own!I saw it first!"
*"Get outta the way!"
*"One Alien Down!"
*"Yep. He's dead."
*"(s)Killzilla!" when getting into the gunner seat of a warthog

'''When [[Marines]] kill a large group of [[Covenant]], they cheerily say:'''
*"Bet the [[Covenant]] didn't expect to fight the biggest [[Marine]] badasses in the [[UNSC|Corps]]!"
*"You see, they weren't so tough; I heard some of them were wearin' skirts! *Chuckle*"

'''When [[Marines]] mourn a dead ally, they say sadly:'''
*"He's gone..."
*"Damn, he's dead..."
*"Take care, brother...
*"Should have been me..."
*"Don't worry bro/brother/buddy, I'll make him pay..." (Alternatively, the line "I'll make him pay", goes first, ending with the bro, brother or buddy line.)  

'''When you or other [[Marines]] shoot at any other Marines, they say:'''
*"Hold your fire!"
*"Watch it!(Amigo!)"
*"Watch your fire! (Amigo!)"
*"Where's your glasses, boy?!"
*"What's wrong with you, boy?!"
*"Clean your visor!"
*"STOP!!!"
*"OW!"
*"HEY!"
*"Cut it out, soldier."
*"I'm on your side!"
*"It's me!"
*"Cut it out!"
*"Hey, do I owe you money?!"
*"Cease fire!"
 
'''In response, the [[Marine]] that shot the Marine responds:'''
*"Sorry."
*"Your in my line of fire!"
*"Get outta the way!"
*"Outta the way mate!"
*"That was me, my bad."
*"Out of the way muchacho/amigo!"
*"MOVE!"
*"I had a shot!"
*"My fault!"
*"Get clear!"
*"Move, knucklehead(s), MOVE!!!"

'''When [[Marines]] hear a gunshot unexpectantly, Marines say:'''
*"Whoa!"
*"What the—?"
*"Holy Crap!"
*"Damn!"

'''In response to the gunshot noise, a [[Marine]] says:'''
*"You got me?!"
*"Back me up."
*"Cover me."
*"Goin' after 'em!"

'''In response to the Marine above:'''
*"I got your back, buddy/muchacho."
*"Got your back."
*"I got you covered."

'''When you kill two or more [[Covenant]] with grenades, [[Marines]] Shout out:'''
*"Nice throw!"  
*"Hey! I didn't know these things could fly!" (Sometimes, Marines will chuckle upon saying this line.)
*"Whoa! Look at 'em fly!"
*"Hey, mate! Nice throw!"
*"Wow!"
*"Whoa, you've got skill!"
*"Wow, Man! You've got skill!"

'''When you or another Marine kills an ally, [[Marines]] say :'''
*"What's/What is wrong with you?!"
*"(Are)You nuts?"
*"You killed him, man/mate!(Or You killed him!)"  
*"What the hell?!"
*"Are you blind?!"
*"What the hell, dumbass!"
*"Oh man..."
*"Check your targets next time!!!"
*"He jumped right in front of me (mate)!"
*"Where'd he come from?!"

'''But, when you kill too many allies, [[Marines]] will say:'''
*"Kill that S.O.B.!"
*"Kill that freak!"
*"You're not getting away from that!"
*"I saw that, you traitor!"
*"That's it, you're dead!" or just "You're Dead!"
*(LOCO variant) "Get him, he's LOCO!" or "He's lost it, he's LOCO!" or just "He's LOCO!" (Only said by the Mexican Marine.)
*"He's gone [[rampant]]!"
*"Die, traitor!"
*"Kill the traitor!"
*"Take out his shields first!"

'''When road-killing an enemy, the gunner or the passenger says:'''
*"Roadkill!"
*"Road Pizza!"
*"What a mess!"
*"There's no running!"
*"That's one way to save ammo."
*"Aw, Sir, it's more fun shooting them."
*"Aw, man! Just washed this thing!"
*"Oh, man...."

'''When you are spotted, [[Marines]] say:'''
*"Look, a [[Mark V]](5)!"
*"The cavalry has arrived!"
*"He is taller than I thought. Better looking, too."
*"It's about time you showed up!"
*"Mira! A Mark v (5)!"
*"(Hey), it' him!"

'''When an ally is [[killed in action]], [[Marines]] shout:'''
*"NO!"
*"Man down!"

'''When you die, [[Marines]] say:'''
*"Great... now, what?" 
*"Now, what?"
*"We are fubar."
*"We're done for..." 
*"[[Cortana]]... You still there?" 
*"Great! Now, who's gonna save the [[Earth]]?!"
*"Aw, that's it..."
*"This is bad...real bad."
*"Aw, I don't believe it!"
*"Cortana? Cortana? Can you hear me in there?"

'''When the [[Marines]] kill you after you kill allies, they say:'''
*"Lousy piece of crap!"
*"Well, on to plan B."
*"It wasn't supposed to happen that way."
*"Stupid, stupid, stupid!
*"What went wrong here?!"
*"Do/Should I feel good about that?"
*"Take that, traitor!" 
*"What went wrong with that thing?!"
*"Serves him right"
*"Don't play dead on me!" (Also said when killing a [[Covenant]], and [[Marines]] will occasionally shoot the body of the Chief)
*"Why, WHY?!"
*"Oh, boy, the [[Captain Keyes|Captain's]] not gonna be happy about this one" (Only Said By [[Sergeant Johnson]].)
*"Get up so I can kill you again!"(Also said when killing a Covenant, they will also shoot the body of the Chief.)
*"What went wrong?"
*"There's only one thing left to say..." (After saying this line, [[Sergent Johnson]] will sing the theme song of the cartoon show 'Loony Toons'.)
*"I don't get it, what (what) happened?"
*"Rot in hell!" (Also occasionally said when killing a Covenant.)
*"How's it feel to be dead?!" (Also occasionally said when killing a Covenant.)
*"Let me get that for you!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)
*"Bastard!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)

==[[Halo 2]]==
*"Advantage? Us? We kick their asses!" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"OOH-AAH! Good one, Amigo!" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"Ah, man, I love the beach!" - [[Marine]] on the level [[Outskirts]].*"You always wanted to be a hero. Well, now you're dead. You're a dead hero."
*"Elite, my ass, amigo!" - Marine mocking.
*"I hope you brought a suit, mate!"
*"Where'd you learn to drive? Tijuana?" - When Master Chief drives badly.
*"Where'd you learn to drive like that?" - When jumping off ramps at the level Outskirts.
*"You just worry about yourself, huh?" - When given a worse weapon.
*"I'd better not find it layin' away somewhere..." - When swapped for a worse weapon, said by Texan.
*"Hey, how did you clowns even find [[Earth]]?"
*"Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"
*"Things aren't bad: they're push-big-red-button Bad!"-When the Master Chief dies in engagement.
*"Bloody alien!" - Marine when being shot by an [[Elite]].
*"Yeah, so, when I shoot, I try to hit them." Male Marine on Level [[Outskirts]].
*"What's the matter? Did I come on too strong?"-Female marine.
*"He's gone ''loco''!"-When Chief kills Marines instead of the Covenant.
*"Eyes downrange, not down-shirt!" - Female [[Marine]], after seeing enemies.
*"Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt [[Cortana]], she's a hottie. She's blue, but she's a hottie." - [[Marine]] in battle.
*"He isn't ''that'' tall..."-Said on Cairo Station when they see the Chief.
*"You fought in the war?"-Addressing Chief.
*"Byaah!" - In the fashion of Howard Dean; [[Delta Halo (Level)|Delta Halo]], at the 'Off the Rock, Through the Bush, Nothing but [[Jackal]]', when falling down waterfalls. No [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Are you sure [[Cortana]]'s not helping you, mate?" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - [[Marine]] to a [[Grunt]].
*"I kill you, [[Grunt]]!" - [[Marine]].
*"Bloody bastards!" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Nice smilin' and all, but you still owe me 20 bucks." - Said during momentary lull in fighting.
*"I'm not scared of you! Oh, wait, I am" - said to enemy [[Elite]]/[[Brute]].
*"You can run, but you can't hide...." - [[Marine]] [[Sniper]].
*"Keep going, slackers." - Marine.
*"I heard you fellas taste just like chicken!" - Taunting [[Jackals]]/[[Grunts]].
*"Hey, here's more souvenirs for you to take back home!" - Shooting a dead enemy.
*"Don't stop now, [[Master Chief|Chief]]!"
*"Don't worry, I won't bite." - Female [[Marine]].
*"See anything you like?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"I'll be a good girl, I promise." - Female [[Marine]].
*"You better hope [[Cortana]]'s not the jealous type!" - When you stare at a Female [[Marine]].
*"Taken care of it." - When the Enemy is killed/[[vehicle]] destroyed.
*"So, that's a [[Spartan]]." - Female [[Marine]].
*"Cut down from the prime of existence!" - Said after Marine kills [[Elite]].
*"Argh, I'm hit." - [[Marine]] when wounded.
*"Is... is that your ''bone?''" - Random [[Marine]] responding to above.
*"They almost wiped us out." - After taking heavy casualties in an engagement.
*"Hey, sir! That ain't right!" - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy." - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Uh... Okay." - If given a better weapon.
*"Are you sure about this, sir?" - When given a better weapon.
*"Screw that Ghost!" - When being injured by a Ghost.
*"Grand time to carry out your checks!" - In combat.
*"Well, I knew you'd be there, didn't I?" - When finds a hostile.
*Marine 1: "Just because I'm scared, doesn't mean I won't kill you!".
*Marine 2: "Yeah, me, too!" - When engaging enemies.
*"Why did everyone stop shooting?" - After an engagement ends.
*"Sure, you wanna give this up, [[Master Chief|Chief]]?" - When given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*"Uh...What's wrong with it?" - When given a better weapon then the one they had previously.
*"Can you sign it, sir? I'm a huge fan." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*"For a cyborg, he's pretty cute!" - Female marine on the level [[Metropolis]].
*"My family died on [[Reach]], Sir. All of them." - When looked at for a bit by the player. 
*"There are better weapons all over the place! Don't take mine!" - Looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"I feel much better now." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"All I do is give, give, give." - Frowns and looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"I appreciate it, Sir." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"I'll never wash this weapon." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"This doesn't make me very happy, Sir!" - Frowns, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"Great! Thanks!" - Then smiles, and salutes the player, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"Look, a [[Mark VI]]!"
*"A [[Spartan]]!?"
*"That man you killed had a baby!(can be mishead with puppy instead of baby)" - When an ally is killed.
*Random tough-talk with Elites on the level Regret: Elite: "Come out, little monkey, do not be afraid. I have a banana for you." Female marine: "Why don't you come in and find me?".
*"Is it over?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"Did we make it?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"That man you killed had a girlfriend with kittens!" - When an ally is killed.
*"That man you killed had a puppy! - When an ally is killed.
*"Man, they smell bad dead. Or was that you, Sarge? He-he!"
*"You forgot your purse!" - To retreating enemies.
*"Hey, check it out: it's the new armor!" - When MC passes by.
*"Another kill for the Big Green" - When the [[Master Chief]] is taking down enemies quickly.
*"She was one of the cute ones." - Male Marine on seeing a female marine die on [[Metropolis]].
*"You're like a god to me." - When you kill a lot of enemies.
*"I don't want to kill you, but you're too damn ugly to let live!" - When firing at the [[Covenant]].
*"That's why there's [[Grunts]], [[Marines]]" [[Sergeant Johnson]].
*"You know, this reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - When given a worse weapon they had previously.
*"Pull over, Chief, I'm gonna barf!" - When Chief rolls the [[Warthog|hog]].
*"Let's go, super friends. Super friends, unite!" - Male marine in Cairo Station on Legendary difficulty. 
*"Don't you want something to eat? Well, eat ''this''!" - Said when fighting the Covenant.
*"I want victory because I have to!" - Said when engaging the enemy.
*"After this, my place for pie." - Male marine on Earth after standing for awhile.
*"Chief, if you want me to undress, just ask."-Marine on being hit.
*"Say hello to my great, BIG Toy"-When firing a [[rocket launcher]].
*"Hey, don't worry, ''amigo''. We need a medic!" - Marine after ally says they're wounded.
*"Do not open until Christmas!" - Throwing a grenade.
*"Mira, Mark VI."-Said by a Spanish Marine.
*"Well, I'll be. A [[Spartan]]."-Australian Marine.
*"I thought you [[Elites]] could fight!"
*"And we have a lovely parting gift for the losers! It's Death!."
*"Hey! Do you think Cortana's helping him aim?" - Heard on early on in Outskirts when player drops several enemies.
*"Happy Birthday, Sunshine!"-Throwing a grenade.
*"(Jokingly) Come get me! I'm just a little coward!(Normal) No, really, I am! Ha-ha-ha!"
*"Uh,[[Chief]], I think it was trying to surrender."
*"Your funeral, Sir."-Smiling when you give the Marine a better weapon.
*"'[[Elite]]' my ass! Is that the best you can do?"
*"Erm ... you might wanna wash that first," -Said when you give a marine a better weapon.
*"So, um...are you and Cortana are in love?" - When you stare at the Marine. (Rare)
*"He's cute for a [[Spartan]]."-Female Marine when you walk by or up.
*"You sure Cortana's not helping him aim?" When you make a headshot with a scoped weapon with or without zooming in.
*"Hey, let's catch one and ride it."-Marine referring to [[Grunts]] and or [[Jackals]].
*"We can kill it together."
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?"
*"It's tight quarters on the other side, sir. Use this." - Female [[marine]] in Metropolis, offering Master Chief an M90 Shotgun.
*"I ran out of grenades and I accidentally threw my lunch. It's true!"- In the level [[Gravemind (Level)|Gravemind]] if you stare at a marine for a while.
*"Hey, Aliens, turn down the suck!" Yelled by marines on [[Metropolis]].
*"And everybody was kung fu fighting." Said by a marine on the level [[Outskirts]] after killing a [[Grunt]]. (a reference to the Carl Douglas song)
*"Bam! Spice that up a notch!" (in reference to Emeril.)

==[[Halo 3]]==
*"Say hello to my little friend!" Scarface reference, IWHBYD not needed, though rare.
*"Nice job, asshole; now, who's going to save [[Earth]]?" when a Marine mistakenly killed you [[IWHBYD]] needed. 
*"I wanna go home now!" If being shot.
*"Dude, stop staring at me; there isn't a party going on in my pants" said when you stare at a marine. IWHBYD required to have a female say it.
*"Honestly, I'd rather you poke me in the eye." when giving a marine a bad weapon. IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"I know, right? I look cute in this." when staring at a female marine. IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"Ugh, we're working over here, go find something to do yourself." when Chief is too close to a group of marines
*"Dude, I ain't doing nothing." when stared at.
*"You know, you're making me really uncomfortable." when stared at.
*"Dude, the first chance I get, I'm going to get one of those Ghost things." IWHBYD possibly required.
*"Dude! I think I leveled up!" -When given a powerful weapon.
*"Well, I guess I'm less of a target this way." -Said when the Chief takes a heavy weapon from a Marine.
*"How'd you know it was my birthday?!" -When given a powerful weapon.
*"Wow! I just won the lottery!" -When given a powerful weapon.
*"[[Brutes|They]] remind me of Wookiees. You know, from ''Star Wars''?...Nothing?! Ah, forget it. It's for kids." -[[Gunnery Sergeant Reynolds]] to the [[Master Chief|Chief]].
*"I'm sending you back to Planet Jackass, Jackass!
*"Nice driving...NOT!"
*"I love taking down [[Brute]]s."
*"Oh, yeah, I need a corpsman!"
*"I'm gonna rip off your head and shove (or stow) it where the sun don't shine!"
*"I call Shotgun!" you have to be in sight of the vehicle.
*"He's on a killing spree!"
*"That's some fancy driving!"
*"Oh, yeah, I'm hurt."
*"Wow, you really suck at driving!"
*"You enjoy your job too much" after quick battle with lots of enemies.
*"Crikey, what are you, schoolgirls, girl scouts!?"
*"Ya know, I really like my job way too much."
*"Oh, you big beautiful doll!"-Female [[Marine]].
*"Stupid Pants!"
*"Wow. What a crappy gun. Thanks!" sarcastically when given a bad weapon.
*"Thanks for nothing!" when given a weapon they previously used.
*"But I wrote my name on it!" when given a bad weapon.
*"This must be my lucky day!" when given a good weapon like a [[Rocket Launcher]].
*"Thanks." when given a decent weapon.
*"Surprise, crap-face!"
*"You killed the Chief, YOU BASTARDS!" when Master Chief dies.
*"Let me shoot, I'm in a real bad mood!" when getting on a [[Warthog]] turret.
*"Don't worry. I'll get this to your girlfriend." to a dead [[marine]].
*"His Mama must have felt that one!"
*"Start crapping your pants, because the [[Chief]] is dead!"
*Marine 1:"How did they find us?" Marine 2:"They probably smelled you!"
*"You're making me uncomfortable."-Female [[Marine]].
*"Cut the Chatter!"
*"Get it off! Get it off!"-after being stuck. IWBHYD needed.
*"Play Ball!"-when throwing a [[Frag Grenade]].
*"Do I look like a [[Grunt]] do you?"-when you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Keep your eyes to yourself!"-Female [[Marine]].
*"Get down and be safe,That's all I'm saying."
*"Let's see if I can hit you from here."
*"I think I saw my life flashed before my eyes."
*"Ha-ha-ha, I wish they were all that easy."-Female [[Marine]].
*"I will ask for help when I need it."
*"Up ahead: single [[Brute]], plus backup."
*"What's up, [[Chief]]?"
*"Advance!"
*"Time for your Spanking!"
*"Sniper's Down!"
*"Ice the Tango!"
*"Sniper!"
*"On the Double!"
*"You drive crazy!"
*"Thanks for the ride!"
*"I'll take one of those over fighting a [[Scarab]] any day." 
*"You know, with that helmet on, I can't tell if you're staring at me or not."
*"Can I get ya something,[[Chief]]?
*"Is there something in my teeth?"
*"Put a Pineapple in there!"
*"[[Phantom]]!"
*"Creepy!"
*"We have a [[Brute]] with a Hammer!"
*"Jerk-wad!"
*"There is no such thing as ''too'' many grenades."
*"It's time for the shaft, baby! Oh, yeah!" Reference to 'The Shaft', a Bungie joke. IWHBYD skull not needed.
*"Great, now, I just peed my pants!"
*"Let's go, Arbiter dude!" When entering a vehicle driven by the Arbiter.
*"You giant doorknob!"-said to Brutes.
*"I heard their main weakness is bananas; do we have any bananas?-said by marine making fun of Brutes.
*"Duck and cover!"
*"Take that!"-Coupé de grace.
*"That was amazing! And I only peed myself a little." -Said by female Marine, [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*(to dead Grunt)"I'd bag ya, but the Chief is watchin'"
*"Ah, great, I've just peed my pants"
*"Dude, these guys are from another planet and we are killing them!... Is that CRAZY or WHAT?"
*"Hey, look at me: I'm shooting dead guys"
*"You ready to do this?"
*"Yeah, I'm with you."
*"Stay together, team!" - Marine/Sergeant, Marine, Sergeant, in that order, if two or more Marines are pinned down and decide to attack.
*"I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes."
*"All right, pull 'em down." -Staring at a female Marine, IWHBYD needed.
*"Oly Oly Oxen Free!"
*"Hold your line; they're charging!"
*"Put down that jelly doughnut!"-IWHBYD needed.
*"Dude, you got some socks I can have?"
*"Chief...Chief, get up!" -when [[Master Chief]] dies.
*"Time for medicine!"
*"Man, I never get to drive"
*"Fire in the hole!"
*"I say 'shotgun'!"
*"See something ya like? Well, you're not my type." Female Marine.
*"What are you staring at?" Female Marine.
*"You got it."
*"We kicked asses and took names; then, we kicked their sister's asses." IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"Come on, that was great!"
*"Hey, take a picture; it will last longer."
*"I almost felt bad for him."
*"More contacts!"
*"We're all clear!"
*"Oh, looky here."
*"Chief, we saved some for you!"
*"Eat it!"
*"Wraith!!!"
*"Thanks for the help, although we didn't need it."-when Chief or Arbiter kills all enemies in room.
*"You sack of turds!"-heard when shot(IWHBYD needed)
*"Yeah! We owned those fools!"- If you teabag a dead [[Brute]] (May have to be a [[Brute Chieftan]]).
*"That was a lot of people dieing at once."
*"Sen-effing-sational." - Australian [[Marine]].
*"The [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]'s dead, [[Master Chief|Chief]], now what?" - Said when the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dies in [[Co-op]].
*"I loved [[Arbiter (character)|him]]!" - Said when you kill the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]], [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"I am sore, and tired, and ready for vengeance!" - [[ODST]] on the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]]. [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"Frag out, you dumb f...!" - When a [[Marine]] throws a [[Fragmentation Grenade]]. Rarely said, [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"Hey, man, I'll take good care of your girlfriend!" - Unknown [[IWHBYD]] needed, [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]].
*"All right, the one-man cavalry has arrived!" - [[Marine]], [[Tsavo Highway (Level)|Tsavo Highway]].
*"This is as easy as punching children... Not that I have ever done that before..." - [[Marine]] in [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]] barracks, [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"I'm sick of being a sex symbol." - [[Marine]] in [[Crow's Nest (Base)|Crow's Nest]] barracks, [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"You drive, I wanna shoot stuff! - When getting into [[Scorpion]].
*"Come on, everybody, let's get in!" - After the player enters a vehicle. Unsure if [[IWHBYD]] Skull needs to be active or not. Note: when the [[Marine]] says "let's," it is said with a lisp.
*"Oh, man...did the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] just get wasted!?" - When the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dies in [[Co-op]] with the [[IWHBYD]] Skull enabled.
*"Hey, I thought [[Spartans]] never died." - [[Marine]] when seeing the [[Master Chief]] die, unsure if [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed. Possibly a reference to [[Ghosts of Onyx]]
*"Well, I was gonna teabag him, but... Everybody's looking." - [[Marine]] after killing an enemy with [[IWHBYD]] active.
*"Where's the [[Bubble Shield]]? I saw the [[Master Chief|Chief]] deployed one!" - [[IWHBYD]], when a [[Marine]] is under heavy fire and when the [[Master Chief]] ''does'' deploy a [[Bubble Shield]] somewhere else.
*"Hey, you guys ever seen that movie ''Full Metal Jacket''?" -[[The Storm (Level)|The Storm]], after you take out the [[Hunters]] and start heading toward the [[Anti-Air Wraith]] gun.
*"I'm not THAT good looking..." - Female [[Marine]] if you stare.
*"Hey, do you remember me? I was at [[New Mombasa]]..." - [[ODST]] on the level [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]], if you sit idle too long or push him too much.
*"I admire your skull-cracking pummeling." - After killing an enemy via melee towards the head.
*"I'm surprised his head stayed on." - After killing a [[Grunt]] via melee towards the head.
*"This is Sparta!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"Dude!... I think I leveled up!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"[[Grenades]] are like RAM. You can never have too much." - Possible reference to [[Red vs. Blue]].
*"You know what?  I only signed on to this for a college credit and a down payment on a car, but that was pretty exciting."
*"How do you like them artifacts!!!"
*"Chief, you're throwin' hurtin bombs!!" -said by a female marine
*"You're... you're a dude, right?" -said if you stare
*I know, I got bright and pretty eyes. Right?" -said if you stare
*"What, they ain't got real heroes where you come from?" - said if you stare
*"What, you ain't never seen a real ladies' man before?" -said if you stare
*"Thanks for killing the big scary guy/thingy!" - [[IWHBYD]], after killing a [[Brute Chieftain]]/[[Lekgolo|Hunter]].
*"I throw like a girl." - When a [[Marines|Marine]] throws a [[Grenade]].
*"[[Brutes]]? They're just big kittens with nail guns!"
*"Oh, man! Did you see that!? [[Drones|Those Bugs]] just came down like, Zee-Zwee Zawam! And we just like, bam bam. And then the [[Master Chief|Chief]] came and it's just Shum shum, bang bang, BOOM! And now, the [[Drones|Buggers]] are all dead! It was amazing!" -  Said, very fast, by a [[Marine]] when [[Drones]] comes out of the vents in [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]]. [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Tonight, we dine in Hell." - Female [[Marine]] in various levels on [[Legendary]] difficulty, this is a reference to the near end of ''300'' Leonidas yells the same thing.
*"Why is this thing so damn loud!?" - [[Warthog]] Gunner, after extended firing, possibly a [[Red vs Blue]] reference with Simmons and the [[Warthog]] gun.
*"Hey, everybody! Give him some room!" - Female (Hispanic) [[Marine]], referring to the [[Master Chief]].
*"Whew. I'm so hot right now..." - Female (African) [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"DIE, DIE, DIE!" - [[Marine]].
*"Whoa, Chief, you seem to have tripped."-when Master Chief dies, IWHBYD needed
*"Chief, tap him out"- Whispered when you see the [[Urinating Brute]] on [[The Ark]].
*"Tank beats [[Ghosts]]", "Tank beats [[Hunters]]", "Tank beats everything! Oh, man! I could do this all day!"- [[The Ark]] when you get a [[Scorpion Tank]].
*"I wanna go home now. Look at that!" - On [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]], with [[IWHBYD]] Skull activated.
*"Little bastard stung me!"-the Ark
*"I am about to stop your life!" - On [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]]
*"That's it! Now, you're a dead man!" - Australian [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"Can you please save the universe now?" - [[ODST]], unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed.
*"Who wants frags 'n' ice cream?" and later "I want ice cream!" (Female Marine on [[The Ark]])
*"You drive crazy!! A good kind of crazy." - Said by [[Marine]] when you first get into a [[Warthog]] on [[Tsavo Highway (Level)|Tsavo Highway]].
*"Wow, it's not even my birthday!" - When given a [[Spartan Laser]]. 
*"Join the fight, [[Master Chief|Chief]], we lost your [[Reach|Planet]]." - When player is idle.
*"You should do that, like, all the time!" - When blowing up enemies with [[Tank]] or [[Grenades]].
*"Hey, Chief, Got any plans later?"-male marine stare
*"Oh, look: it's the enemy." - When you see the enemy, ([[IWHBYD]] maybe needed)
*"I was gonna 'bag on that corpse, but I didn't think you guys wanted to see it." - IWHBYD needed, (just after killing brute chieftain on The Storm)
*"They were all like 'We're gonna take over Earth!' and we're all like 'Eat these grenades!" - After a battle.
*" Thanks...I guess"-when given a bad weapon
*"I guess we showed them who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a battle.
*"Chief, could you kill all those things? That would REALLY be nice."
*"Na-nana-na nananana" -(to the tune of the Duke of Hazzard's horn the Robert E. Lee)(dixie horn)A marine after going off a jump.  [[IWHBYD]] may be needed.
*"Hey! we....uh, well, I made it." if all other marines but him or one more are dead.
*"Okay, he's gone crazy. Kill it, KILL IT!" marine on berserk Brute
*"Those [[Grunts]] are no slouches either. [[Brutes]] must've put something in the tanks." when playing co-op as the Arbiter cannot speak.
*"Suck it!" when marine gets killing streak
*"Hey, lizard face, catch!" -When throwing a [[Frag Grenade]] at a Brute
*"Holy Crap! It's a Ghost! And it isn't even Halloween!" -Marine engaging a Ghost-IWHBYD Skull needed.
*"You sure about this, Chief?" -Marine giving a better weapon from Chief.
*"Aw! And it isn't even my Birthday yet."-same as above
*"Uh...okay, what the hell am I suppose to do with this now!?"-Marine giving a weaker weapon
*"Don't worry; I'll make sure your family gets these" marine to dead marine
*"''Semper Fi'', bro....''Semper Fi''..." marine to dead marine
*"Sorry, the grip's a little....sweaty" marine getting off turret
*"Okay, officially now, you're stalking me." Australian Marine when you stare for too long
*(blows kiss) Australian marine when too idle
*"GAH! What's that behind you" being idle
*Chief, there's some damn aliens that need killing. So, what are we doing?" - When player is idle
*"You know, you have to do something with your life" being idle
*"Is this a test?" being idle
*"Dude! Does your junk itch, too?" being idle
*"We gotta blow their asses off, low-life bastards. Blow all their Grunt and Brute asses right off!"
*"Dude, I really gotta pee..." - While player is idle
*"Dude, he's chargin' his Splazer!" - While MC is charging the Spartan Laser
*"Have you been outside for the past five or six days?" idle
*"Yeah... I don't feel that way... about you." idle
*"All right, everybody, take five... seconds." after big battle
*"You know, with that helmet on, I cant tell if your staring at me... it's weird... creepy."
*"I want nothing but smoke and butts!"
*"My sister had the same problem before I taught her how to drive a stick." drive badly. I got it doing a flip
*"Damn, I almost got an Achievement" very rare even with IWHBYD.
*"I am going to rip off your arms and play bongos on your head!" said by ODST
*"Hey, who got that sniper? I wanna shake their hand." said by American marine at the beginning of [[Tsavo Highway]] after killing a Jackal sniper
*"That was just an hors d'oeuvre. Bring on the steak!"
*"But I heard you killed a Hunter with a rusty spork!" -After you take away their good weapon-IWHBYD required
*"Chief, can I be your friend?"
*"He got a Killing Spree!" - IWHBYD needed
*Marine 1: "Shotgun!"
Marine 2: "Shotgun! Shit!" Said when entering a Warthog. IWHBYD needed, reference to RvB.
*"Yeah, now take a crap in my hat!"
*Did you go somewhere? And why didn't you bring back two?" Pete stacker upon seeing you.
*"You always had to act so damn tough..." - Marine to dead marine
*"Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall."
* "Ah, I'm hit!"
"Oh, shut up and start shootin'!"
*"Grenades! Come on, get 'em in there."
*"We need to grenade their position"
"Aye, aye, sir."
*"I like your style, Chief." spam grenades.
*" Oh, no, explode-y round-y things!" marine upon seeing a grenade
*"Chief, get up, man! You're scaring me!" when you die
*"Someone, get me some morphine!" When marine is shot.
*"I will dance on your grave."
*"He's tearing them to pieces!" go on a killing spree.
*"Hold on tight, here comes Mama!"
*"Let's grease the Bravo with the hammer!"
*"He took cover. Flush him out!"
*"Well, this is a pickle, isn't it." when chief dies
*"You run, I gun. Hey, that rhymed!"
*"We were told we could kick some ass here."
*"Nifty" When you pull out a turret.
*"You'd think space-faring monkeys would've taken a shower, too."
*"The gun you gave me is more expensive than the one I had." When giving a marine
a Spartan Laser. IWHBYD unknown.
*"Oh, crap! Chief's dead!" - When Master Chief dies.
*"Bantha Foxtrot!" A homage to Star Wars. IWHBYD probably needed.
*"Great, now, I can just shoot myself!" said when given a bad weapon.
*"Whoa! You know Kung Fu?" IWHBYD needed.
*"Hey! This guy's got ownage" IWHBYD needed.
*"Chief! Stop humping that corpse, you know better." Marine when you hump or [[teabag]] a Brute's dead body.
*"Hey, I'm working on my record!" when Master Chief kills a enemy that was already under marine fire.
*"I might as well commit suicide."-last marine when Chief dies IWHBYD needed
*"Remember, if you need any tips on fighting the [[Covenant]], I'm the expert" when Chief parts ways with a marine
*"Woo-hoo! I won a lottery!" When given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed
*I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" IWHBYD required obviously
*"There isn't any milk coming out of these, so turn away" said when staring a a female marines chest, IWHBYD required
*"Don't stare at me; it makes me nervous" when staring at a marine, IWHBYD possibly required
*"Dude, back off. That may work on the chicks, but not on me" said by a male marine when stared at
*"Oh, no! They killed that alien dude! What's his name, the Arbitraitor, or somethin..." Said when the Arbiter is killed, [[IWHBYD]] skull needed.
*"They're undead, they're slimy, they're stinky, I hate them" referring to flood, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
*"Let's see if the airbag works" When a warthog flips at speed, IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"Let's check the guest list. Anyone left?
*"Damn right, they go bang!" after throwing grenade at them
*"I'm going to shave this one and see if we're related."  to a dead Brute.
*"That guy was starting to freak me out; I'm so glad he's dead." After killing a Brute.
*"Why is this so damn loud" Marine on a warthog gun.
*"Tin man's gonna save our asses ..." when Master Chief arrives (perhaps mocking him?)
*"This thing tears stuff up!"-Marine when on Warthog Turret, especially on Tsvaro Highway.

==Miscellaneous==

*"Unless you're digging a grave back there, you're wasting my time."-Female Marine
*"Wait here, Cortana, I'll go get help!"-When the Chief dies.
*"Um, Chief? Would you like to see a holo-picture of my kids?"-When you stare too long.
*"Say hello to Vera" - Firefly reference IWHBYD skull required.
*"Move along, nothing to see... Move along, nothing to see." - After a fight.
*"Hold your positions!"
*"Hey, I've got a live one!"
*"Don't play with it, soldier."
*"That's right, that just happened!"
*"New vehicles just don't fall out of the sky!" - When crashing with a [[Warthog]].
*"Here comes the one-man army!" - When a [[Marine]] spots the [[Master Chief]].
*"Okay, guys, back to my place for pie!"
*"All right, let's move and mount it, [[Marines]], and not in a rude way!" - [[Marine]] getting in a vehicle with other [[Marines]], [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"I'll make sure this letter gets to your family, I promise." - [[Marine]] mourning another [[Marine]].
*"Aw, Man. I was going to get lucky tonight!" - If you betray a female [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]] may be required.
*"After this, we're goin' drinking!"
*"Hey, look at me: I'm a big scary monster!" - Taunting a [[Hunter]].
*"Did you ride the short yellow bus to school, soldier?"
*"Yeah, so...." - If idle too long.
*"Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!"
*"Well, now, who's gonna save the Human Race, genius!?" When Master Chief is killed.
*"Wish they were all that easy." - Female [[Marine]], when staring at.
*"If you want a date, just ask me." - Female [[Marine]], when staring at
*"Wow...Ugly ''and'' stupid! What a combo!" - Female [[Marine]] taunting [[Grunts]].
*"I'm not THAT good looking.... Or, maybe I am." - Female [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]].
*"My face! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!" - A [[Marine]], when injured.
*"Gee, thanks a ton [[Master Chief|Chief]]." - When given a bad weapon.
*"Everyone, buckle up! It's the law." - When [[Marines]] board a vehicle.
*"I actually have really good motor skills..." - Upon kicking a [[Marine]] out of the driver's seat of a [[Warthog]].
*"We got a [[Ghost]]! And it's not even Halloween!" - A [[Marine]], upon seeing a [[Ghost]].
*"Why, what's wrong with it?" - When giving a stronger weapon.
*"Let's go, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dude!" - If idle too long, and [[Marine]] approaches the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]].
*"Ow, my freakin' butt cheek!" - [[Marine]] passenger when landed hard, [[IWHBYD]].
*"Somebody, get me some raid!" - When [[Drones]] appear. [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"That's for those boys on [[Reach]]!" - Female [[Marine]] when all the enemy has been killed in the surrounding room and starts shooting at a dead enemy.
*"It's killing time, boys! That's how I/we roll!"
*"Shotgun!" - Upon entering a vehicle.
*"Called it!"
*"How long were you in [[Cryo-chamber|Cryo]]?" - To the [[Master Chief]].
*"Right through his mind!" - Headshot.
*"Hey, you're the man!" - When given better weapon.
*"Hey, let me know when you want it back." - When given better weapon.
*"He's KIA." - When another [[Marine]] is dead.
*"Protect the [[Master Chief|Chief]]!" - When the [[Master Chief]]'s shields are down.
*"[[Sergeant]], we need backup!" - When being overrun.
*"I feel like a settler trading with a Native American." - After giving good weapon, [[IWHBYD]] maybe required.
*"You're a dude, right?" - [[IWHBYD]] may be required.
*"Yes, Sir, we got trouble, right here in River City!" - Reference to The Music Man. [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Do not open till Christmas!" - Throwing [[Grenade]].
*"This, right here, is why I signed up!!" - [[Marine]] in vehicle with the [[Master Chief]].
*"Kill-stealing son of a bitch!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"Hey, you're the perfect height to kiss my ass!"
*"Merry Christmas!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Got something for ya!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]]. Possibly a reference to [[Red vs. Blue]] when Donut kills Tex.
*"I made you a little going-away present." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Here you go, sunshine." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Did you take a magic pill or something, 'cause that was awesome'!"
*"Ah, I see: blow the crap out of everything. I like your style!" - Use only [[M19 SSM Rocket Launcher|Rocket Launcher]] and [[Grenades]].
*"That ain't a puppy, [[Marines|Marine]]." - [[Sergeant]].
*"You all right, mate?" "Yeah, I'll make it." - Or any other positive remark.
*"[[Master Chief|Chief]], can you teach me how to do that?"
*"I like the way you think, [[Master Chief|Chief]]."
*"Any chance you might have had, you just lost it..." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo]] 2 when given a weaker weapon.
*"Bloody [[Drones|Bugs]]!"
*"Good job/nice kill/man, I'm glad he's on our side..." - [[Halo 2]] & [[Halo 3]]. 
*"Aw, that's another one for the [[Master Chief|Chief]]."
*"I think I heard that." - Melee in [[Halo 2]] & [[Halo 3]].
*"Dude, these guys are from outer space...and we're killing them!" - [[Halo 3]] - said after a battle.
*"Bam! His skull imploded!" - After you kill an enemy by meleeing him.
*"Is his skull really as soft as that made it look?" - After you melee a [[Unggoy|Grunt]] in the head.
*"Here's a [[Grenade]], dumb foxtrot!!!" - Heard on the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]] on [[Normal]].
*"I need a nurse! No, no, a ''female'' nurse." - After being hit in a battle.
*"That knocked the change out of my pocket!" - [[Marine]] Passenger, if you almost flip a [[Warthog]] over.
*"When are you going to start fighting [[Sangheili|split-lip]]?" - Taunting an [[Sangheili|Elite]].
*"You totally owned that sucker." - After you kill a [[Hunter]] on the level [[The Storm (Level)|The Storm]].
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?"
*"Get me an angle!" - When [[Warthog]] gunner is shooting.
*"Floor it!" - (When [[Marines|Marine]] gets into vehicle.
*"You treat your mother like that?" - [[Marines|Female Marine]] on the beginning of [[Metropolis (Level)|Metropolis]] if [[Marines|Male Marine]] is killed.
*"Hit the gas!" - When a [[Marine]] gets on a vehicle.
*"I'll take turret!"- As above.
*"You wanna get us killed?" - [[Warthog]] gunner after falling off cliff and flipping.
*"Who gave you the license?"
*"Be careful!"
*"Yep, that's why it's called a 'breast plate'." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"All right, you can come, but I'm keeping my eye on you" - If you kill too many [[Marines]], then stop attacking them. ([[Sergeant Johnson]] has a slightly different version- "I'll trust you, for now").
*"Bad person! Bad person!" - If you are fighting a [[Marine]] after you go rampant. 
*"He's gone rampant...." - If you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"Kill that armored freak!" - If you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"Kill him! He's crazy!" - If you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"He is a traitor, kill him!" - If you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"He's gone Section 8, kill him." - If you kill too many [[Marines]], also usually said by [[Sergeant]].
*"What the hell?" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"...Stupid... cyborg... - Said really fast by [[Marine]] if you kill another [[Marine]].
*"What's wrong with you?" - If you shoot or kill a [[Marine]].
*"Do I owe you money?" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Cease fire!" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Clean your visor!" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Where are your glasses, boy?" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Get up, so I can kill you again!" - After killing an enemy.
*"Come back to class, so I can school you again!"
*"Hey, wait, that was mine; you stole my kill!" - If you or another marine kills an enemy.
*"Oh, come on, Sir, that was mine!"
*"[[Energy Sword|Sword]] [[Elite]] down!" - When they take down a [[Energy Sword|Sword]] wielding [[Elite]].
*"Okay, Purple Hearts for everybody!" 
*"Don't shoot his head; you'll hurt [[Cortana]]."
*"Hey, ChapStick."
*"Hey, I hear their main weakness is for bananas. We got any bananas?" - After killing [[Brutes]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!" - To the [[Master Chief]].
*"What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Hey, baby!" 
*"Hey, do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers?" - After splattering the [[Covenant]].
*"ROADKILL!" - After splattering the [[Covenant]].
*"That's one way to save ammo." - After splattering the [[Covenant]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Aw, Sir, it's more fun shooting them!" - After splattering the [[Covenant]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Uh... [[Master Chief|Chief]], could you at least pretend to aim?"
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?" - When fighting.
*"Dude, are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"
*"That's for my little brother!" - Shooting a dead [[Elite]].
*"This is our Alamo!" - American [[Marine]].
*"Hey, I'm not from Texas, bucko!" - In response to the above.
*"Fall in over here!" - [[Marine]] [[Sergeant]]. 
*"Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?" 
*"Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?" 
*"The whole staring and heavy breathing thing doesn't really work for me." 
*"Say good night, punk." 
*"Hey! Less looking, more shooting!" 
*"I don't know who glassed [[Reach]], but it sure wasn't [[Covenant|you]], little girl scouts!" 
*"Swing, bada-bada, swing!" - After the enemy is meeled to death. 
*"I'll kill ya... a little bit!" 
*"BAM!" - When the enemy is killed by a [[Grenade]]. 
*"Well... good-bye!" 
*"What's on your back, a toilet?" - Taunting a [[Grunt]].
*"Do NOT open till Christmas!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Look at me when I'm talking to you!" - Shooting a dead enemy with [[Shotgun]]. 
*"Damn, I forgot the plan.... Oh, yeah, kill the aliens."
*"Come on, get back up so I can kill you again!!"

*"Do you think aliens have insurance?"
*"He-he, tickles, don't it?"
*"Damn alien!"
*"Stupid alien!" 
*"Covering fire!"
*"Woo-hoo, yeah!"
*"Watch where you throw those things!"
*"Aw, it burns!"
*"Can't we all just get along?" Possibly a reference to Red vs. Blue character Doc.
*"Frag out"
*"Mira, mira!" - Spanish for: Look! Look!
*"Oh, God! I think that one was Bob!" - When fighting the [[Flood]].
*"This is bad. Like 'push the big red button' bad." - When the [[Master Chief]] is killed.
*"Aah, get this thing off me!"
*"Aah, medic!"
*"Marines! Hold it now!"
*"Don't ask, don't tell."
*"That popping sound was his skull, wasn't it?" - When you kill the enemy with a melee on [[Halo 3]].
*"Aw... you mind pointing that somewhere else, [[Master Chief|Chief]]?" - When you point gun at [[Marine]] for a while.
*"Sorry the grip's... sweaty." - After friendly firing you.
*"Hey, [[Master Chief|you]] were the one who destroyed [[Covenant|their]] [[Halo|ring]]!"
*"Bastard!"
*"You yella belly bastard!"
*"Die, [[Elite|split lip]]!"
*"Yea, so, when I shoot, I try to hit things."
*"Hey, that was HIM, not me. If he gets pissed, it's not my problem"
*"You know, I really should start counting."
*"I'm gonna take that as a threat."
*"I've been waiting a long time for this." - If you kill enough [[Marines]].
*"AAH!"
*"Okay... Let me know if you want it back." - If you give a [[Marine]] a good weapon.
*"Your loss!" - When given a heavy weapon.
*"What? Is something wrong with it?" - If you give a [[Marine]] certain weapons.
*"You killed him, Sir, you killed him!" - If you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Hey, [[Master Chief|Chief]], it's me!"
*"How did [[Covenant|you]] clowns even find [[Earth]]?" - When engaging [[Covenant]] troops in [[Halo 2]]. [[IWHBYD]] Skull off.
*"Okay, everybody, settle in. Anybody see a Starbucks... Hey, look there's one over there!... There's another one across the street from it... And one across the street from that.. Oh, look, there's twelve of 'em!"
*"You DO know how to drive this thing..." - When you crash a vehicle they are riding.
*"Hey, hey, let's catch one and ride it."
*"Not as easy as you thought, eh, amigo?"
*"WHY!?! Why couldn't it have been me?"  - If you die.
*"Hey, alien! Why don't you turn down the suck!"
*"Let me know when I should start TRYING."
*"Enemy down!"
*"[[Ghost]] neutralized!"
*"Just when you started to get on my good side..."
*"This one's for you, Billy!"
*"I was so busy kickin' ass, I forgot to take names." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Messed them up good!"
*"Thank you, thank you very much."
*"All right!"
*"You mess with me, you mess with the [[Master Chief|Chief]]!" - While fighting against the [[Covenant]].
*"Yikes."
*"Hostile, big one."
*"Hostile down!"
*"Aye!"
*"Yes, sir!"
*"Someone, get [[Cortana]] outta his head!" - When [[Master Chief|Chief]] dies in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Come and get me! I'm just a little coward! No, really, I am. He-he...." - When one sees a [[Grunt]] running and screaming.
*"Once, I ran out of grenades, so I threw my lunch... It really happened!"
*"Ah, you motherf...." - If a [[Grenade]] detonates really close to them, but they survive.
*"That's it, you're all gonna die!" - If down to last bit of health, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Open fire, let's spend some of that taxpayer money!"
*"Pour it on, [[Marines]], you aren't paying for the rounds!"
*"Idiot!" - If you toss a [[Grenade]] close to a [[Marine]].
*"See something you like?" - Female [[Marine]], if you stare at her too long.
*"Wow! Look at 'em fly!" - If you toss a [[Grenade]] and bodies fly in all directions.
*"The [[Master Chief|Chief]] is down!" - When the [[Master Chief|Chief]] dies in [[Halo 2]].
*"What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." - If you stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"You know, this reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - [[Marine]], if idle too long.
*"Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" - [[Marine]] on LAAG, during killing spree.
*"I'm not the one that blew up their [[Halo|Sacred Ring]]." - [[Marine]], if you stare at him too long.
*"Hey, I just realized: this isn't a drill." - When given a different weapon in [[Halo 2]]. [[IWHBYD]] Skull off.
*"This is like the Alamo: you're dyin' for Texas, bucko!"
*"This is as good a place as any."
*"Thanks...For nothing" - When given a poor weapon.
*"For now... this is home."
*"I hope you're not all talk, [[Marine]]." - [[Sergeant]] [[Stacker]]; after a [[Marine]] makes an insult.
*"Well, you said you were all skill, sweet face." - Female [[Marine]] responding to above statement.
*"Back to my place for pie!"
*"Well... Lucky me..." - Sarcastically, Perez character model; if you hand him a bad weapon.
*"Whoops... I mean... uh... that was totally my plan."
*"If you ask real nice, I'll kill ya. But only a little bit."
*"Ow. That one went in." - When you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"How's your insurance?!"
*"OOH-RAH!" - After [[Johnson]] chants something.
*"I think I need a medic!"
*"Really, if you're not dead, you're fine."
*"What the hell, dumbass!"
*"Stupid little runt!"
*"Crap."
*"My bad."
*"Leave some for me!"
*"My fault."
*"That was me, my man."
*"That's for [[Reach]]!" - When [[Marine]] kills enemy.
*"Get it off me!" - When a [[Marine]] is stuck with a [[Plasma Grenade]].
*"You bloody traitor!" - When you kill enough [[Marines]] that the remaining ones become enemies.
*"Well, this sucks."
*"Well, don't you wish we ALL had sniper rifles..." 
*"You lousy bastards!" - [[Marine]], if down to last bit of health.
*"What the hell, dumb ass!" - If you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Why did you DO that?" - If you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Incoming!" - When a [[Fragmentation Grenade]] is primed and thrown.
*"Oh, I see. You expected us to dodge that!" - After you throw a [[Grenade]] and kill a couple of [[Marines]].
*"Oh, no. I mean..... I meant to do that... I meant to do that!! - Kills an enemy.
*"That's all right; I'd hide from me, too."
*"Ha! The tables have turned: now, you're scared of us."
*"Time to take your medicine, kids!" - [[Warthog]] gunner on killing spree.
*"Bueno, amigo, bueno"
*"Great job, genius; now, who's gonna save the world?" - When the [[Master Chief]] is killed by friendly fire.
*"Pay attention, mate!" - Idle for several minutes.
*"What/Huh? Where?" - After [[Marine]] says above statement.
*"I hope you packed a suit, mate!" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"You drive, I wanna shoot things." - When the [[Master Chief]] enters driver's side.
*"You know Kung Fu!? Holy Crap!!! - After meleeing a [[Brute]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"That is one ''angry'' Mike Foxtrot!" - [[Halo 3]], when [[Brute]] berserks.
*"I am gonna put my foot up your ASS!!... If I can find it!" - [[Halo 3]], To [[Brute]]; [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"I got [[Shotgun]]!"
*"I got Gunner Seat!" - While getting into a [[Warthog]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Man, first chance I get, I'm gonna grab one of those ghost things."
*"Uh... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!" - [[Marine]], when you kill another [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"You're pending for a bending!" - Voiced by John DiMaggio, voice of/quote from Bender on Futurama; [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Why don't you go back to planet Jackass, jackass!? - John DiMaggio as well; [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Would you kindly shut your noise hole?" - Another Bender quote; [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Aw, I almost have an achievement!" - [[IWHBYD]] quote from [[Halo 3]].
*"Happy Birthday, sunshine!' - Throws a [[Grenade]].
*"Get 'er done!" 
*"Say 'ello to my lil' friend!" - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]], in reference to Tony Montana.
*"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" - When down to last bit of health, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"I'LL TAKE YOU ''ALL'' ON!" - When down to last bit of health, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Uh... yeah?" - If you stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"I know, I have pretty eyes, don't I?" - Stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"Sometime today would be fine."
*"You know, I just love getting up in the morning and kicking someone's ass."
*"Anyone in there? Hello...?" - Stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"That was kinda disappointing." - Quick battle.
*"Get off me!! Ghhh... AHHHAAHHHHAHH!!" - Infected by the [[Flood]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Everybody out!" - Exiting a vehicle in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Pile out!" - Exiting vehicle in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Showtime!" - Entering/exiting vehicle in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Man...." - When the [[Covenant]] troop is ran over, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"This is for all the ladies I ain't sexing, cause I'm here fighting YOU!"
*"See? [[Master Chief|He]] wanted ''my'' gun." - When you swap weapons with a [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Wanna go out some time?" - [[Halo 3]], Female [[Marine]] if she is given a [[Sniper Rifle]], [[Fuel Rod Cannon]] or [[Rocket Launcher]], requires the [[IWHBYD]] Skull.
*"You might have to adjust the seat a little." - Exiting a [[Warthog]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"The cavalry has arrived!" - When a [[Marine]] first spots you in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Get it off! Get it off!" - Stuck with a [[Plasma Grenade]] or flood infection form in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"This is suicide, man!" - When a [[Marine]] dies in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Aah... the burn!" - Said in either a satisfied tone or a painful tone when hit in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Target neutralized!" - [[Halo 2]].
*"Touchdown!" - [[Halo 2]], enemy infantry/vehicle destroyed.
*"Ghost ride da whip!" - [[Mongoose]] Passenger in [[Halo 3]] after jumping a ramp.
*"Listen to you, Sweary Mary!" - [[Halo 2]], said after another [[Marine]] almost swears.
*"[[Master Chief|Chief]] just got wasted!" - If the [[Master Chief]] is killed in [[Halo 3]].
*"Time to get to work, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dude!" - When playing as the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]], if a [[Marine]] accompanies you in a vehicle.
*"Hey, look, there everyone's favorite [[Elite]]!" - Said when [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] appears.
*"Good to see you, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]!" - [[Halo 3]], when [[Marines]] greet you as the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]].
*"Sure thing, [[Master Chief|Chief]]. Here you go." - [[Halo 3]], switching weapons with a [[Marine]].
*"Get mounted, [[Marines]]! Not in a rude way..." - [[Halo 3]] when getting in a [[Warthog]], [[IWHBYD]] Skull required.
*"Bloody hell! That bloke's gotta big friggin' gun!" - Australian [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Screwed that [[Ghost]] good!" - [[Halo 2]], when fighting enemy [[Ghost]]s.
*"Um... ow." - Friendly firing on [[Sergeant Johnson]].
*"Great! A gun I can't use." - When given a [[Covenant]] weapon.
*"Well, at least I can shoot myself..." - If given a weaker weapon.
*"The [[Master Chief|Chief]] is dead... I think I'll go eat my gun now." - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]] after the [[Master Chief]] is killed.
*"You killed the [[Master Chief]], you bastard!" - When [[Master Chief]] is killed. [[IWHBYD]] must be active, extremely rare quote.
*"The [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]'s dead." - [[Halo 3]]; said casually, like [[Marines|they]] don't care. 
*"Greased those suckers!" - [[Marine]] on level [[Outskirts]] if the [[Master Chief]] splatters multiple enemies with [[Warthog]].
*"That was a lot of people dying at once."
*"Man, I should have brought an umbrella." - After blowing up many enemies with an explosive.
*"Damn, I should have brought my mittens." - [[Red vs. Blue]] reference to Caboose.
*"I guess we know who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a large battle in [[Halo 3]].
*"[[Master Chief|Chief]], can I be your friend?"
*"Dude, this one looks like your sister!" - [[Marine]] observing a dead [[Elite]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Hey, careful, I've only got one clean pair!" - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]], when you hit him.
*"It's your funeral, mate." - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]] given a better gun.
*"I know I'm gonna die!" - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]], when hit, in a sobbing voice.
*"This is for my little brother!" - [[Marine]], [[Halo 2]].
*"Oh, you shouldn't have." - Female [[Marine]] after given a better gun.
*"Save ammo, run them over!"
*"Sniper's taking a dirt nap!" - [[IWHBYD]] Skull required.
*"Hey, look, they CAN fly!" - [[Halo: Combat Evolved]], when a [[Grenade]] hits a live [[Elite]], who flies through the air upon detonation.
*"Oh, Man! I just had this thing washed!" - After an enemy is ran over.
*"Dude, is that your cell phone?!" - Heard on the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]], usually in a [[Tank]], with [[IWHBYD]] on.
*"Let's drive it like it's stolen." - [[Halo 3]] [[Marine]], when getting into a vehicle on the level [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]], after shuting down the First Tower.
*"Oh, great!!" - When [[Marines]] are in a bad situation.
*"I know you're trying to figure out what makes me so awesome." - If you look at a [[Marine]] for too long.
*"Uh... Sir?" - If you don't do anything aiming at a [[Marine]] for a long time in [[Halo 2]].
*"Ahh come on, mate, I was just having fun!" - When you force a LAAG gunner off while they are shooting.
*"Erghh, someone give me some morphine!!!"
*"Aah, stop whining, you little mutt!" 
*"What do you want? A cookie?" 
*"Less time here, more time there."
*"All right! Something to take care of... I'm hungry."
*"Contact's gone mental! - said by [[Marine]] when seeing a [[Brute]] go berserk.
*"He's gone loco!" - Same as above.
*"Cabron!" - [[Halo 2]], Hispanic swear.
*"They were all like we're gonna take over your planet and we were all like here have some [[Grenades]]!" - [[Marine]], [[Halo 3]], the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]], [[IWHBYD]].
*"Hey, you fellas better keep up!"
*"I will get 'em for ya..." - [[Marines]] upon mourning for their fallen comrades.
*"Ha-ha, real funny, [[Master Chief|Chief]]... Uh oh."
*"You're all DEAD!!" - Said by really irritated [[Marine]].
*"Shut him down, [[Cortana]], shut him down!" - [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - Hispanic [[Marine]], [[Halo 2]].
*"Don't eat that doughnut." - [[IWHBYD]] may need to be on.
*"That was a [[Marine]]!" - When you kill another [[Marine]].
*"What is your major malfunction?" - When you kill another [[Marine]]. A reference to ''Full Metal Jacket''.
*"They've got cloaking!" - On the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]], unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed.
*"You drive, I'll gun." - When getting into vehicle. Unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] is needed.
*"That was a lot of people dying all at once."
*"You see this swelling, it's gonna be a fracture." - [[Medic]] to wounded [[Marine]] on [[Tsavo Highway (Level)|Tsavo Highway]], possibly [[IWHBYD]] skull needed.
*"[[Master Chief|He]]'s gone ballistic! Shoot him!" - When you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"[[Master Chief|You]] could have just asked him for his gun!" - When you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Where did you get your license? Mexico City?" - Hispanic [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]] after driving the [[Warthog]] badly.
*"You mind pointin' that somewhere else?!" - Said by [[Marine]] if you point your gun at him.
*"Did everyone already pee?" - When getting into a vehicle's driver's seat, [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"Aw.. You know kung fu?" - When killing an enemy by melee.
*"He's gone crazy, SHOOT HIM!- When Marines turn on you".
*"I'll take shotgun"- When a [[marine]] gets in a vehicle with you.
*"I suck at that, anyway"- When you take a turret off a [[marine]].
*"Hey, I was having fun"- Same as above.
*"Come back up, so I can kill you again!"- When a [[marine]] kills and enemy.
*"Eh, you're a better shot than I am"- When you take a turret from a [[marines|marine]].
*"I see you" - [[marine]]
*"It's alive!" when a dead body is getting infected, might need IWHBYD.
*"Ah! Stop that crazy son of a bitch!" When a dead body is getting infected, possibly need IWHBYD
*"Dear Diary, the [[John-117|creepy giant]] stared at me today, and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would..." - Black Marine after you stare at him for a while.
*"Don't eat that doughnut!" - Marine during a firefight, IWHBYD skull needed.
*Get in, sit down, and shut up!- Marine after getting in the passengers seat of a mongoose, IWHBYD needed. Possibly a reference to the last chapter of Truth And Reconciliation
*"Ah, man, all that for nothing!"-If you die some where at the beginning of the level Sierra 117.
*"I stick my foot so far up your ass, you'll be talking shit for weeks!" - Female Marine [[IWHBYD]] skull needed.

==RvB Easter Egg Quotes on Crow's Nest==
===[[Easy]] and [[Normal]] Difficulty===
[[Marine]]: "Hey, Open Up!" 

Voice: "Password, please!"
 
[[Marine]]: "You gotta be kidding me. What password?"
 
Voice: "The password so that we don't open the door for [[Brutes]]."
 
[[Marine]]: "Do I sound like a [[Brute]] to you?"
 
Voice: "Well, you could be held prisoner by [[Brutes]]."
 
[[Marine]]: "If I was being held prisoner by [[Brutes]] and I knew the password, they could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them." 

Voice: "...Okay, now, I'm definitely not gonna open the door." 

[[Marine]]: "But we need AMMO!"
 
Voice: "So, why don't you go ask your [[Brute]] buddies then?"
 
Conversation between two [[Marines]] on the level [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]]. [[Red vs Blue]] cameo, by the voices of Tucker ([[Marine]]) & Doc (Voice) - [[Easy]] and [[Normal]] difficulties.

===[[Heroic]] Difficulty===
[[Marine]]: "Hey, open up!"

Voice: "Password."

[[Marine]]: "What?!"

Voice: "Need the password!"

[[Marine]]: "Oh, you got to be kidding me, what password!?"

Voice: Password! They gave it out in the Staff Meeting, fifteen minutes ago."

[[Marine]]: "Meeting? What meeting?! I was out here!"

Voice: "Not suppose to let anyone in without it."

[[Marine]]: "If the Staff Meeting just ended, no one outside is going to know the freaking password, so open up! We need ammo and [[The Chief]] is out here."

Voice: "Does he know the password?"

[[Marine]]: "He wasn't at the meeting either!"

Conversation heard only on [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]] in [[Heroic]]. The [[Marine]]'s voice is Simmons and the voice is Grif.

===[[Legendary]] Difficulty===
[[Marine]]: "Hey! Open up!" 

Voice: "What's the password?"
 
[[Marine]]: "Password? Oh, man, I forgot."
 
Voice: Forgot... what?
 
[[Marine]]: I forgot the password.
 
Voice: "See, that was almost right. Uh, see, the password begins with "I forgot", but ends differently. Um, try again."
 
[[Marine]]: "No. I mean, I forgot the password."
 
Voice: "No, okay, see, you— you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time."
 
[[Marine]]: "I'm being serious: I don't know the password!"
 
Voice: "No, no, no, see, you changed the first part. See, that— that part was the right part. See, now you've got the whole thing wrong!"
 
[[Marine]]: "No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!"
 
Voice: "All right, c'mon, man, now you're just guessing!"
 
Only heard on [[Legendary]]. The [[Marine]] is Church and the voice is Caboose.

==[[Halo Wars]]==

*"Marines reporting for duty."
*"Marines, oohrah!"
*"Good to go."
*"Marines on the ground sir."
*"Orders?"
*"Standing by."
*"Roger that."
*"Yes sir?"
*"Moving."
*"Good to go sir."
*"Where to?"
*"Waiting for orders."
*"Locked and Loaded."
*"Give us an order."
*"Sir?"
*"On the way."
*"Roger, moving."
*"Moving out."
*"Moving up."
*"Oohrah!"
*"Marines, good to go."
*"Marines ready sir."
*"Did you hear about the [[UNSC Prophecy|Prophecy]]?
*"Never a Pelican around when you need one."
*"Fire in the hole!"
*"We're goin in."
*"Grenades! Do it!"
*"Get tactical Marines!"
*"Knock 'em down"
*"Covering Fire!"
*"Make 'em bleed!"
*"Waveline recieved."
*"Get some!"
*"We did it!"
*"Never a [[D77-TC Pelican Dropship|D77]] around when you need one."
*"Move it!"
*"[[Spartan-II|He's]] a sight for sore eyes."
*"Keep your eyes peeled!"
*"Mission Top Secret...Destination unknown..."
*"Did you hear the one about the Grunt and the Hierarch."

[[Category: Quotes]]

For more, see [http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Avery_J._Johnson/Quotes Johnson's Quotes].