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==''Halo: Combat Evolved''==
*"Hey I recognized that one! That one was Bob!" -Upon killing a [[Human Combat Form]]
*"One down, a billion to go." -After killing an Elite Major.
*"Boo yeah!"- [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping of a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Woo hoo!" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping of a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Road Kill!"- [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger when player runs over an enemy.
*"Road Pizza!"- [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger when player runs over an enemy.
*"The cavalry has arrived!" upon seeing the [[Master Chief]]
*"Bet the [[Covenant]] didn't expect to fight the biggest [[Marine]] bad asses in the [[UNSC|Corps]]!"
*"Great... now what?" - When the [[Master Chief]] dies.
*"We're done for." - When the [[Master Chief]] dies.
*"[[Cortana]]... You still there?" - When the [[Master Chief]] dies.
*"Uh, that thing on the left, is the brake..." When the [[ Master Chief]] is driving the [[Warthog]]
*"He is taller than I thought, Better looking too." When a Marine sees [[Master Chief]].
*"Look, a [[Mark V]]." Sees [[Master Chief]]
*"Great! Now who's gonna save the Earth?!"-when [[Master Chief]] dies.
*"Aw Sir, it's more fun shooting them."-when you run over an enemy.
*"That's one way to save ammo."-when you run over an enemy.
*"You killed him man."-When [[Master Chief]] kills a [[Marine]], or a [[Marine]] kills a [[Human Combat Form]].
*"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!"-when on last bar of health.
*"I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON, YOU BASTARDS!" Australian [[marine]]. 
*"KILL THE TRAITOR!" When you kill [[marine]] allies
*"I SAW THAT, YOU TRAITOR!" When you kill [[marine]] allies
*"Hey, do I owe you money or something?" When shooting at a [[Marine]]
*"Cease fire!" When shooting a [[Marine]]
*"Hey clean your visor!" When shooting a [[Marine]]
*"Hey, you stole my kill!" When you kill a Covenant they were shooting at.
*"See that? Next time you guys can help!" When a [[marine]] kills a Covenant.
*"How do you like that?" When a [[marine]] kills a Covenant.
*"Oh, I understand. You want more of THIS!" When gunning [[Covenant]] down from gunner seat.
*"Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD!!" When stuck by more than six needler rounds..
*"YOU'RE DEAD!"-when on last bar of health or when you kill too many marines

==''Halo 2''==
*"I hope you brought a suit, mate!"
*"Where'd you learn to drive? Tijuana?"-When driving badly.
*"Where'd you learn to drive like that?-When jumping off ramps at the level Outskirts.
*"You just worry about yourself, huh?"-when given a worse weapon.
*"I'd better not find it layin' away somewhere..."-when swapped for a worse weapon, said by Texan.
*"Hey,how did you clowns even find [[Earth]]?"
*"Here piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"
*"Things aren't bad; they're push-big-red Button Bad!"-when the Master Chief dies in engagement.
*"Bloody alien!" - Marine when being shot by an Elite.
*"Yea, so when I shoot, I try to hit them." Male Marine on Level [[Outskirts]].
*"What's the matter? Did I come on too strong?" female marine.
*"He's gone ''loco''!" When Chief kills marines instead of the Covenant.
*"Eyes downrange, not down-shirt!" - Female [[Marine]], after seeing enemies.
*"Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt [[Cortana]], she's a hottie. She's blue, but she's a hottie." - [[Marine]] in battle.
*"He isn't ''that'' tall..."-Said on Cairo Station when they see the Chief
*"You fought in the war?"-Addressing Chief.
*"Byaah!" - In the fashion of Howard Dean; [[Delta Halo (Level)|Delta Halo]], at the 'Off the Rock, Through the Bush, Nothing but [[Jackal]]', when falling down waterfalls. No [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Are you sure [[Cortana]]'s not helping you, mate?" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - [[Marine]] to a [[grunt]].
*"I kill you, [[Grunt]]!" - [[Marine]].
*"Bloody bastards!" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Nice smilin' and all, but you still owe me 20 bucks."-said during momentary lull in fighting.
*"I'm not scared of you! Oh, wait, I am" - said to enemy Elite/Brute.
*"You can run, but you can't hide..." - [[Marine]] [[Sniper]].
*"Keep going, slackers." Marine.
*"I heard you fellas taste just like chicken!"-Taunting Jackals/Grunts.
*"Hey, here's more souvinirs for you to take back home!" -Shooting a dead enemy.
*"Don't stop now, [[Master Chief|Chief]]!"
*"Don't worry, I won't bite." - Female [[Marine]].
*"See anything you like?" - Female [[Marine]]
*"I'll be a good girl, I promise." - Female [[Marine]].
*"You better hope [[Cortana]]'s not the jealous type!" - When you stare at a Female [[Marine]].
*"Taken care of it." - When the enemy is killed/vehicle destroyed.
*"So, that's a [[Spartan]]." - Female [[Marine]].
*"Cut down from the prime of existence!"-Said after Marine kills Elite.
*"Argh, I'm hit." - [[Marine]] when wounded.
*"Is... is that your ''bone?''" - Random [[Marine]] responding to above.
*"They almost wiped us out." - After taking heavy casualties in an engagement.
*"Hey sir! That ain't right!" - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy." - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Uhh...OK"- if given a better weapon.
*"Are you sure about this, sir?"- When given a better weapon.
*"Screw that Ghost!"-when being injured by a Ghost.
*"Grand time to carry out your checks!" - in combat.
*"Well, I knew you'd be there, didn't I?" - when finds a hostile.
*Marine 1: "Just because I'm scared doesn't mean I won't kill you!".
*Marine 2: "Yeah, me too!" - When engaging enemies.
*"Why did everyone stop shooting?" - After an engagement ends.
*"Sure you wanna give this up, [[Master Chief|Chief]]?" - When given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*"Uh...Whats wrong with it?" When given a better weapon then the one they had previously.
*"Can you sign it, sir? I'm a huge fan." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*" "For a cyborg, he's pretty cute!" female marine on the level [[Metropolis]].
*"My family died on [[Reach]], Sir. All of them." - When looked at for a bit by the player. 
*"There are better weapons all over the place! Don't take mine!" - Looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"I feel much better now." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"All I do is give, give, give." - Frowns and looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"I appreciate it, Sir." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"I'll never wash this weapon." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"This doesn't make me very happy, Sir!" - Frowns, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"Great! Thanks!" - Then smiles, and salutes the player, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"Look, a [[Mark VI]].
*"A [[Spartan]]?!"
*"That man you killed had a baby!" - When an ally is killed.
*Random tough talk with Elites on the level Regret: Elite: "Come out little monkey, do not be afraid. I have a banana for you." Female marine: "Why don't you come in and find me?".
*"Is it over?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"Did we make it?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"That man you killed had a girlfriend with kittens!" - when an ally is killed.
*"That man you killed had a puppy! - when an ally is killed.
*"Man, they smell bad dead. Or was that you, sarge? Heheh!"
*"You forgot your purse!" -To retreating enemies.
*"Hey, check it out, it's the new armor!" -When MC passes by.
*"Another kill for the Big Green" - when the [[Master Chief]] is taking down enemies quickly.
*"She was one of the cute ones." Male Marine on seeing a female marine die on Metropolis.
*"You're like a god to me." When you kill a lot of enemies.
*"I don't want to kill you, but you're too damn ugly to let live!" When firing at the Covenant.
*"That's why there's [[Grunts]], [[Marines]]" Sergeant [[Johnson]].
*"You know this reminds me of the time I got Herpes" - When given a worse weapon they had previously.
*"Pull over Chief, I'm gonna barf!" - When Chief rolls the hog.
*"Let's go super friends. Super friends unite!" - Male marine in Cairo Station on Legendary difficulty. (May only occur on PC edition.)
*"Don't you want something to eat? Well, eat ''this''!"-Said when fighting the Covenant.
*"I want victory because I have to!"-Said when engaging the enemy.
*"After this my place for pie."- Male marine on earth after standing for awhile.
*"Chief if you want me to undress just ask." marine on being hit.
*"Say hello to my great, BIG, Toy" When firing a rocket launcher.
*"Hey, don't worry ''amigo''. We need a medic!" - Marine after ally says they're wounded.
*"Do not open until Christmas!" - throwing a grenade.
*"Mira,Mark VI."-Said by a Spanish Marine.
*"Well,I'll be.A [[Spartan]]."-Australian Marine.
*"I thought you [[Elites]] could fight!."
*"And we have a lovely gift for the losers! It's Death!." Usually said in [[Metropolis]] when you are in the big tunnel.
*"Hey! Do you think Cortana's helping him aim?" Heard on early on in Outskirts when player drops several enemies.
*"Merry Christmas,Sunshine!"-Throwing a grenade.

==''Halo 3''==
*"Nice job asshole now who's going to save earth" when a marine mistakenly killed you IWHBYD needed. 
*"Dude stop staring at me, there isn't a party going on in my pant" said when you stare at a marine. IWHBYD required to have a female say it.
*"Honestly id rather you poke me in the eye" when giving a marine a bad weapon. IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"I know right? i look cute in this" when staring at a female marine. IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"ugh We're working over here, go find something to do yourself" when chief is too close to a group of marines
*"dude I aint doing nothing" when stared at.
*"you know you're making me really uncomfortable" when stared at.
*"dude the first chance i get im going to get one of those ghost things" IWHBYD possibly required.
*"This is for the hotties I had sex with before they died and now I'm killing you" -Very rare even with [IWHBYD].
*"Dude! I think I leveled up!" -When given a powerful weapon.
*"Well, I guess I'm less of a target this way" -Said when the Chief takes a heavy weapon from a Marine.
*"How'd you know it was my birthday?!" -When given a powerful weapon.
*"Wow! I just won the lottery!" -When given a powerful weapon.
*"[[Brutes|They]] remind me of Wookiees. You know, from ''Star Wars''?...Nothing?! Ah forget it. It's for kids." -Gunnery Sergeant Reynolds to the [[Master Chief|Chief]].
*"I'm sending you back to planet "Jackass", jackass!"
*"Nice driving...NOT!"
*"I love taking down [[Brute]]s."
*"Oh yeah, I need a corpsman!"
*"I'm gonna rip off your head and shove (or stow) it where the sun don't shine!"
*"I call Shotgun, you have to be in sight of the vehicle!"
*"He's on a killing spree!"
*"That's some fancy driving!"
*"Oh yeah, I'm hurt."
*"Wow, you really suck at driving!"
*"You enjoy your job too much" after quick battle w/ lots of enemies
*"Crikey, what are you, schoolgirls, girl scouts!?"
*"Ya know, I really like my job way too much."
*"Oh you big beautiful doll!"-Female [[Marine]].
*"Stupid Pants!"
*"Wow. What a crappy gun. Thanks!" sarcastically when given a bad weapon.
*"Thanks for nothing!" when given a weapon they previously used.
*"But I wrote my name on it!" when given a bad weapon.
*"This must be my lucky day!" when given a good weapon like a rocket launcher.
*"Thanks." when given a decent weapon.
*"Surprise crap-face!"
*"You killed the Chief, YOU BASTARDS!" when Master Chief dies.
*"Let me shoot, I'm in a real bad mood!" when getting on a [[Warthog]] turret.
*"Don't worry. I'll get this to your girlfriend." to a dead [[marine]].
*"His Mama must have felt that one!"
*"Start crapping your pants because the [[Chief]] is dead!"
*Marine 1:"How did they find us?" Marine 2:"They probably smelled you!"
*"You're making me uncomfortable."-Female [[Marine]].
*"Cut the Chatter!"
*"Get it off! Get it off!"-after being stuck IWBHYD needed.
*"Play Ball!"-when throwing a Frag Gernade.
*"Do I look like a [[Grunt]] do you?"-when you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Keep your eyes to yourself!"-Female [[Marine]].
*"Get down and be safe,That's all I'm saying."
*"Let's see if I can hit you from here."
*"I think I saw my life flashed before my eyes."
*"Ha ha ha, I wish they were all that easy."-Female [[Marine]].
*"I will ask for help when I need it."
*"Up ahead single [[Brute]] plus backup."
*"What's up [[Chief]]?"
*"Advance!"
*"Time for your Spanking!"
*"Sniper's Down!"
*"Ice the Tango!"
*"Sniper!"
*"On the Double!"
*"You drive crazy!"
*"Thanks for the ride!"
*"I'll take one of those over fighting a [[Scarab]] any day." 
*"You know with that helmet on, I can't tell if you're staring at me or not."
*"Can I get ya something,[[Chief]]?
*"Is there something in my teeth?"
*"Put a Pineapple in there!"
*"[[Phantom]]!"
*"Creepy!"
*"We have a [[Brute]] with a Hammer!"
*"Jerkwad!"
*"There is no such thing as ''too'' many grenades."
*"It's time for the shaft, baby! Oh yeah!" Reference to 'The Shaft', a Bungie joke. IWHBYD skull not needed.
*"Great, now I just peed my pants!"
*"Let's go, Arbiter dude!" When entering a vehicle driven by the Arbiter.
*"You giant door knob!"-said to Brutes.
*"I heard their main weakness is bananas, do we have any bananas?-said by marine making fun of Brutes.
*"Duck and cover!"
*"Take that!"-coupe de grace.
*"That was amazing! And I only peed myself a little." -Said by female Marine, [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*(to dead Grunt)"I'd bag ya, but the Chief is watchin'"
*"Ah great I've just peed my pants"
*"Dude these guys are from another planet and we are killing them!... is that CRAZY or WHAT?"
*"Hey look at me, I'm shooting dead guys"
*"You ready to do this?"
*"Yeah, I'm with you."
*"Stay together, team!" - Marine/Sergeant, Marine, Sergeant, in that order, if two or more Marines are pinned down and decide to attack.
*"I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes."
*"Alright, pull 'em down." -Staring at a female Marine, IWHBYD needed.
*"Oly Oly Oxen Free!"
*"Hold your line, they're charging!"
*"Put down that jelly donut!"-IWHBYD needed.
*"Dude,you got some socks I can have?"
*"Chief...Chief get up!!!"-when [[Master Chief]] dies.
*"Time for medicine!!!"
*"Man I never get to drive"
*"Fire in the hole!"
*"I say shotgun!"
*"See something ya like? Well, you're not my type." Female Marine.
*"What are you staring at?" Female Marine.
*"You got it."
*"We kicked asses and took names, then we kicked their sister's asses." IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"Come on that was great!"
*"Hey, take a picture it will last longer."
*"I almost felt bad for him."
*"More contacts!"
*"We're all clear!"
*"Oh Looky here."
*"Chief, we saved some for you!"
*"Eat it!"
*"Wraith!!!"
*"Thanks for the help, although we didn't need it."-when Chief or Arbiter kills all enemies in room.
*"You sack of turds!"-heard when shot(IWHBYD needed)
*"Yea! We owned those fools!"- If you teabag a dead [[Brute]] (May have to be a [[Brute Chieftan]]).
*"That was alot of people dieing at once."
*"Sen-effing-sational." - Australian [[Marine]].
*"The [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]'s dead, [[Master Chief|Chief]], now what?" - Said when the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dies in [[Co-op]].
*"I loved [[Arbiter (character)|him]]!" - Said when you kill the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]], [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"I am sore, and tired, and ready for vengeance!" - [[ODST]] on the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]]. [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"Frag out, you dumb f...!" - When a [[Marine]] throws a [[Fragmentation Grenade]]. Rarely said, [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"Hey man, I'll take good care of your girlfriend!" - Unknown [[IWHBYD]] needed, [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]].
*"Alright, the one-man cavalry has arrived!" - [[Marine]], [[Tsavo Highway (Level)|Tsavo Highway]].
*"This is as easy as punching children... Not that I have ever done that before..." - [[Marine]] in [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]] barracks, [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"I'm sick of being a sex symbol." - [[Marine]] in [[Crow's Nest (Base)|Crow's Nest]] barracks, [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"You drive, I wanna shoot stuff! - When getting into [[Scorpion]].
*"Come on everybody, lets get in!" - After the player enters a vehicle. Unsure if [[IWHBYD]] Skull needs to be active or not. Note: when the [[Marine]] says "lets," it is said with a lisp.
*"Oh man...did the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] just get wasted!?" - When the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dies in [[Co-op]] with the [[IWHBYD]] Skull enabled.
*"Hey, I thought [[Spartans]] never died." - [[Marine]] when seeing the [[Master Chief]] die, unsure if [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed. Possibly a reference to [[Ghosts of Onyx]]
*"Well, I was gonna teabag him, but... Everybody's looking." - [[Marine]] after killing an enemy with [[IWHBYD]] active.
*"Where's the [[Bubble Shield]]? I saw the [[Master Chief|Chief]] deployed one!" - [[IWHBYD]], when a [[Marine]] is under heavy fire and when the [[Master Chief]] ''does'' deploy a [[Bubble Shield]] somewhere else.
*"Hey, you guys ever seen that movie ''Full Metal Jacket''?" -[[The Storm (Level)|The Storm]], after you take out the [[Hunters]] and start heading toward the [[Anti-Air Wraith]] gun.
*"I'm not THAT good looking..." - Female [[Marine]] if you stare.
*"Hey, do you remember me? I was at [[New Mombasa]]..." - [[ODST]] on the level [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]], if you sit idle too long or push him too much.
*"I admire your skull cracking pummeling." - After killing an enemy via melee towards the head.
*"I'm surprised his head stayed on." - After killing a [[Grunt]] via melee towards the head.
*"This is Sparta!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"Dude!... I think I leveled up!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"[[Grenades]] are like RAM. You can never have too much." - Possible reference to [[Red vs. Blue]].
*"You know what?  I only signed on to this for a college credit and a down payment on a car, but that was pretty exciting."
*"How do you like them artifacts!!!"
*"Chief you're throwin' hurtin bombs!!" -said by a female marine
*"You're... you're a dude right?" -said if you stare
*I know, I got bright and pretty eyes. Right?" -said if you stare
*"What they ain't got real heroes where you come from?" - said if you stare
*"What you ain't never seen a real ladies man before?" -said if you stare
*"Thanks for killing the big scary guy!" - [[IWHBYD]], after killing a [[Brute Chieftain]]/[[Lekgolo|Hunter]].
*"I throw like a girl." - When a [[Marines|Marine]] throws a [[Grenade]].
*"[[Brutes]]? They're just big kittens with nail guns!"
*"Oh man! Did you see that!? [[Drones|Those Bugs]] just came down like, Zee-Zwee Zawam! And we just like, bam bam. And then the [[Master Chief|Chief]] came and it's just Shum shum, bang bang, BOOM! And now the [[Drones|Buggers]] are all dead! It was amazing!" -  Said, very fast, by a [[Marine]] when [[Drones]] comes out of the vents in [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]]. [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Tonight, we dine in hell." - Female [[Marine]] in various levels on [[Legendary]] difficulty, this is a reference to the near end of ''300'' Leonidas yells the same thing.
*"Why is this thing so damn loud!?" - [[Warthog]] Gunner, after extended firing, possibly a [[Red vs Blue]] reference with Simmons and the [[Warthog]] gun.
*"Hey, everybody! Give him some room!" - Female (Hispanic) [[Marine]], referring to the [[Master Chief]].
*"Whew. I'm so hot right now..." - Female (African) [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"DIE DIE DIE!" - [[Marine]].
*"Whoa, Chief you seem to have tripped."-when Master Chief dies, IWHBYD needed
*"Chief, tap him out"- Whispered when you see the [[Urinating Brute]] on [[The Ark]].
*"Tank beats [[Ghosts]]", "Tank beats [[Hunters]]", "Tank beats everything! Oh man! I could do this all day!"- [[The Ark]] when you get a [[Scorpion Tank]].
*"I wanna go home now. Look at that!" - On [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]], with [[IWHBYD]] Skull activated.
*"Little bastard stung me!"-the Ark
*"I am about to stop your life!" - On [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]] with [[IWHBYD]] Skull activated.
*"That's it! Now, you're a dead man!" - Australian [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]] possibly needed.
*"Can you please save the universe now?" - [[ODST]], unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed.
*"Who wants frags 'n' ice cream?" and later "I want ice cream!" (Female Marine on [[The Ark]])
*"You drive crazy!! A good kind of crazy." - Said by [[Marine]] when you first get into a [[Warthog]] on [[Tsavo Highway (Level)|Tsavo Highway]].
*"Wow, it's not even my birthday!" - When given a [[Spartan Laser]]. 
*"Join the fight, [[Master Chief|Chief]], we lost your [[Reach|Planet]]." - When player is idle.
*"You should do that, like, all the time!" - When blowing up enemies with [[Tank]] or [[Grenades]].
*"Hey Cheif Got any plans later?"-male marine stare
*"Oh look it's the enemy." - When you see the enemy, ([[IWHBYD]] maybe needed)
*"I was gonna bag on that corpse, but I didn't think you guys wanted to see it." - IWHBYD needed, (just after killing brute chieftain on The Storm)
*"They were all like 'We're gonna take over Earth!' and we're all like 'Eat these grenades!" - After a battle.
*" Thanks...I guess"-when given a bad weapon
*"I guess we showed them who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a battle.
*"Chief, could you kill all those things? That would REALLY be nice."
*"Na-nana-na nananana" -(to the tune of the Duke of Hazzard's horn the Robert E. Lee)(dixie horn)A marine after going off a jump.  [[IWHBYD]] may be needed.
*"Hey! we....uh, well, i made it." if all other marines but him or 1 more are dead.
*"Ok, he's gone crazy. kill it, KILL IT!" marine on berserk Brute
*"Those [[Grunts]] are no slouches either. [[Brutes]] must've put something in the tanks." when playing co-op as the Arbiter cannot speak.
*"Suck it!" when marine gets killing streak
*"Hey lizard face, catch!"-When throwing a [[Frag Grenade]] at a Brute
*"Holy Crap! Its a Ghost! And it isn't even Halloween!-Marine engaging a Ghost-IWHBYD Skull needed.
*"You sure about this Chief?"-Marine giving a better weapon from Chief.
*"Aww! And it isn't even my Birthday yet."-same as above
*"Uh...okay, what the hell am I suppose to do with this now!?"-Marine giving a weaker weapon
*"Don't worry, I'll make sure your family gets these" marine to dead marine
*"''Semper Fi'' bro....''Semper Fi''..." marine to dead marine
*"Sorry, the grips a little....sweaty" marine getting off turret
*"Ok, officially now, your stalking me." Australian Marine when you stare for too long
*(blows kiss) Australian marine when too idle
*"GAH! What's that behind you" being idle
*chief, there's some damn aliens that need killing. so what are we doing?" being idle
*"You know, you have to do something with your life" being idle
*"Is this a test?" being idle
*"Dude! does your junk itch too?" being idle
*"we gotta blow their asses off, low life bastards. Blow all their Grunt and Brute asses right off!"
*"Dude, i really gotta pee..." idle
*"Have you been outside for the past 5 or 6 days?" idle
*"Yeah...i don't feel that way...about you..." idle
*"Alright, everybody take 5....seconds" after big battle
*"You know, with that helmet on i cant tell if your staring at me.....its weird....creepy...."
*"I want nothing but smoke and butts!"
*"my sister had the same problem. before i taught her how to drive stick." drive badly. i got it doing a flip
*"Damn I almost got an Achievement" very rare even with IWHBYD.
*"I am going to rip off your arms and play bongos on your head!" said by ODST
*"Hey, who got that sniper? I wanna shake their hand." said by American marine at the beginning of [[Tsavo Highway]] after killing a Jackal sniper
*"that was just an hors d'oeuvre. Bring on the steak!"
*"But I heard you killed a Hunter with a rusty spork!"-After you take away their good weapon-IWHBYD required
*"Chief, can I be your friend?"
*"He got a Killing Spree!"-IWHBYD needed
*Marine 1: "Shotgun!"
Marine 2: "Shotgun! Shit!" Said when entering a Warthog. IWHBYD needed, reference to RvB.
*"Yeah, now take a crap in mah hat!"
*Very rare and hilarious saying doesn't require IWHBYD skull but might require Legendary "start crapping your pants the chief is dead" when master chief dies.
*Did you go somewhere? and why didn't you bring back 2?" Pete stacker upon seeing you.
*"You always had to act so damn tough..." marine to dead marine
*" Boy the uglier they are, the harder they fall."
* "Ah I'm hit!"
"Oh shut up and start shootin!"
*"Grenades, come on get em in there."
*"We need to grenade their position"
"Aye aye, sir."
*"I like your style chief." spam grenades.
*" Oh no, explody roundy things!" marine upon seeing a grenade
*Chief, get up man! your scaring me!" when you die
*Someone get me some morphine! When marine is shot.
*" i will dance on your grave."
*"Hes tearing them to pieces!" go on a killing spree.
*"Hold on tight, here comes mama!"
*"lets grease the bravo with the hammer!"
*"He took cover. flush him out!"
*"Well this is a pickle isn't it." when chief dies
*"you run, i gun. hey that rhymed!"
*"We were told we could kick some ass here."
*"Nifty" When you pull out a turret.
*"You'd think space-faring monkeys would've taken a shower too."
*"The gun you gave me is more expensive than the one I had." When giving a marine
a Spartan Laser. IWHBYD unknown.
*"Oh crap! Chief's dead!"-When Master Chief dies.
*"Bantha Foxtrot!" A homage to Star Wars. IWHBYD probably needed.
*"Great now i can just shoot myself!" said when given a bad weapon.
*"Whoa! You know Kung Fu?" IWHBYD needed.
*"Hey I'm working on my record!" when Master Chief kills a enemy that was already under marine fire.
*"I might as well commit suicide."-last marine when Chief dies IWHBYD needed
*"Remember if you need any tips on fighting the [[Covenant]] I'm the expert" when Chief parts ways with a marine
*"Woo hoo! I won a lottery!" When given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed
*I would have been your daddy but a dog beat me over the fence!" IWHBYD required obviously
*"there isnt any milk coming out of these so turn away" said when staring a a female marines chest, IWHBYD required
*"dont stare at me, it makes me nervous" when staring at a marine, IWHBYD possibly required
*"dude back off, that may work on the chicks but not on me" said by a male marine when stared at
*"Oh, no! They killed that alien dude! What's his name, the Arbitraitor, or somethin..." Said when the Arbiter is killed, [[IWHBYD]] skull needed.

==Miscellaneous==
*"Say ello mira"
*"Move along, nothing to see... Move along, nothing to see." - After a fight.
*"Hold your positions!"
*"Hey, I've got a live one!"
*"Don't play with it, soldier."
*"That's right, that just happened!"
*"New vehicles just don't fall out of the sky!" - When crashing with a [[Warthog]].
*"Here comes the one-man army!" - When a [[Marine]] spots the [[Master Chief]].
*"Okay guys, back to my place for pie!"
*"Alright, let's move and mount it [[Marines]] and not in a rude way!" - [[Marine]] getting in a vehicle with other [[Marines]], [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"I'll make sure this letter gets to your family, I promise." - [[Marine]] mourning another [[Marine]].
*"Aww, Man. I was going to get lucky tonight!" - If you betray a female [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]] may be required.
*"After this, we're goin' drinking!"
*"Hey, look at me. I'm a big scary monster!" - Taunting a [[Hunter]].
*"Did you ride the short yellow bus to school soldier?"
*"Yeah, so..." - If idle too long.
*"Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!"
*"Well now who's gonna save the Human Race genius!?" When Master Chief is killed.
*"Wish they were all that easy." - Female [[Marine]], when staring at.
*"If you want a date, just ask me." - Female [[Marine]], when staring at
*"Ugly ''and'' stupid! What a combo!" - Female [[Marine]] taunting [[Grunts]].
*"I'm not THAT good looking.... Or maybe I am." - Female [[Marine]], [[IWHBYD]].
*"My face! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!" - A [[Marine]], when injured.
*"Gee, thanks a ton [[Master Chief|Chief]]." - When given a bad weapon.
*"Everyone buckle up! It's the law." - When [[Marines]] board a vehicle.
*"I actually have really good motor skills..." - Upon kicking a [[Marine]] out of the driver's seat of a [[Warthog]].
*"We got a [[Ghost]]! And it's not even Halloween!" - A [[Marine]], upon seeing a [[Ghost]].
*"Why, what's wrong with it?" - When giving a stronger weapon.
*"Let's go, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dude!" - If idle too long, and [[Marine]] approaches the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]].
*"Ow, my freakin' butt cheek!" - [[Marine]] passenger when landed hard, [[IWHBYD]].
*"Somebody get me some raid!" - When [[Drones]] appear. [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"That's for those boys on [[Reach]]!" - Female [[Marine]] when all the enemy has been killed in the surrounding room and starts shooting at a dead enemy.
*"It's killing time, boys! That's how I/we roll!"
*"Shotgun!" - Upon entering a vehicle.
*"Called it!"
*"How long were you in [[Cryo-chamber|Cryo]]?" - To the [[Master Chief]].
*"Right through his mind!" - Headshot.
*"Hey, you're the man!" - When given better weapon.
*"Hey, let me know when you want it back." - When given better weapon.
*"He's KIA." - When another [[Marine]] is dead.
*"Protect the [[Master Chief|Chief]]!" - When the [[Master Chief]]'s shields are down.
*"[[Sergeant]], we need back up!" - When being overrun.
*"I feel like a settler trading with a Native American." - After giving good weapon, [[IWHBYD]] maybe required.
*"You're a dude, right?" - [[IWHBYD]] may be required.
*"Yes Sir, we got trouble, right here in River City!" - Reference to The Music Man. [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Do not open till Christmas!" - Throwing [[Grenade]].
*"This right here, is why I signed up!!" - [[Marine]] in vehicle with the [[Master Chief]].
*"Kill stealing son of a bitch!" - [[IWHBYD]].
*"Hey, you're the perfect height, to kiss my ass!"
*"Merry Christmas!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Got something for ya!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]]. Possibly a reference to [[Red vs. Blue]] when Donut kills Tex.
*"I made you a little going away present." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Here you go, sunshine." - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Did you take a magic pill or something, 'cause that was awesome'!"
*"Ah, I see, blow the crap out of everything. I like your style!" - Use only [[M19 SSM Rocket Launcher|Rocket Launcher]] and [[Grenades]].
*"That ain't a puppy, [[Marines|Marine]]." - [[Sergeant]].
*"You alright mate?" "Yeah, I'll make it." - Or any other positive remark.
*"[[Master Chief|Chief]], can you teach me how to do that?"
*"I like the way you think, [[Master Chief|Chief]]."
*"Any chance you might have had, you just lost it..." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo]] 2 when given a weaker weapon.
*"Bloody [[Drones|Bugs]]!"
*"Good job/nice kill/man, I'm glad he's on our side..." - [[Halo 2]] & [[Halo 3]]. 
*"Aw, that's another one for the [[Master Chief|Chief]]."
*"I think I heard that." - Melee in [[Halo 2]] & [[Halo 3]].
*"Dude, these guys are from outer space...and we're killing them!" - [[Halo 3]] - said after a battle.
*"Bam! His skull imploded!" - After you kill an enemy by meleeing him.
*"Is his skull really as soft as that made it look?" - After you melee a [[Unggoy|Grunt]] in the head.
*"Here's a [[Grenade]], dumb foxtrot!!!" - Heard on the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]] on [[Normal]].
*"I need a nurse! No no, a ''female'' nurse." - After being hit in a battle.
*"That knocked the change out of my pocket!" - [[Marine]] Passenger, if you almost flip a [[Warthog]] over.
*"When are you going to start fighting [[Sangheili|split-lip]]?" - Taunting an [[Sangheili|Elite]].
*"You totally owned that sucker." - After you kill a [[Hunter]] on the level [[The Storm (Level)|The Storm]].
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?"
*"Get me an angle!" - When [[Warthog]] gunner is shooting.
*"Floor it!" - (When [[Marines|Marine]] gets into vehicle.
*"You treat your mother like that?" - [[Marines|Female Marine]] on the beginning of [[Metropolis (Level)|Metropolis]] if [[Marines|Male Marine]] is killed.
*"Hit the gas!" - When a [[Marine]] gets on a vehicle.
*"I'll take turret!"- As above.
*"You wanna get us killed?" - [[Warthog]] gunner after falling off cliff and flipping.
*"Who gave you the license?"
*"Be careful!"
*"Yep, thats why its called a breast plate." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Alright, you can come, but I'm keeping my eye on you" - If you kill too many [[Marines]], then stop attacking them. ([[Sargent Johnson]] has a slightly different version- "I'll trust you, for now").
*"Bad person! Bad person!" - If you are fighting a [[Marine]] after you go rampant. 
*"He's gone rampant..." - If you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"Kill that armored freak!" - If you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"Kill him! He's crazy!" - If you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"He is a traitor, kill him!" - If you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"He's gone Section 8, kill him." - If you kill too many [[Marines]], also usually said by [[Sergeant]].
*"What the hell?" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"...Stupid... cyborg... - Said really fast by [[Marine]] if you kill another [[Marine]].
*"What's wrong with you?" - If you shoot or kill a [[Marine]].
*"Do I owe you money?" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Cease fire!" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Clean your visor!" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Where are your glasses, boy?" - If you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"Get up so I can kill you again!" - After killing an enemy.
*"Come back to class so I can school you again!"
*"Hey wait, that was mine, you stole my kill!" - If you or another marine kills an enemy.
*"Oh, come on, Sir, that was mine!"
*"[[Energy Sword|Sword]] [[Elite]] down!" - When they take down a [[Energy Sword|Sword]] wielding [[Elite]].
*"Okay, Purple Hearts for everybody!" 
*"Don't shoot his head, you'll hurt [[Cortana]]."
*"Hey, chapstick."
*"Hey, I hear their main weakness is for bananas. We got any bananas?" - After killing [[Brutes]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!" - To the [[Master Chief]].
*"What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Hey, baby!" 
*"Hey, do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers?" - After splattering the [[Covenant]].
*"ROAD KILL!" - After splattering the [[Covenant]].
*"That's one way to save ammo." - After splattering the [[Covenant]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Aw Sir, it's more fun shooting them!" - After splattering the [[Covenant]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Uhh... [[Master Chief|Chief]], could you at least pretend to aim?"
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?" - When fighting.
*"Dude, are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"
*"That's for my little brother!" - Shooting a dead [[Elite]].
*"This is our Alamo!" - American [[Marine]].
*"Hey, I'm not from Texas, bucko!" - In response to the above.
*"Fall in over here!" - [[Marine]] [[Sergeant]]. 
*"Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?" 
*"Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?" 
*"The whole staring and heavy breathing thing doesn't really work for me." 
*"Say good night, punk." 
*"Hey! Less looking, more shooting!" 
*"I don't know who glassed [[Reach]], but it sure wasn't [[Covenant|you]], little girl scouts!" 
*"Swing bada-bada swing!" - After the enemy is meeled to death. 
*"I'll kill ya... a little bit!" 
*"BAM!" - When the enemy is killed by a [[Grenade]]. 
*"Well... goodbye!" 
*"What's on your back, a toilet?" - Taunting a [[Grunt]].
*"Do NOT open till Christmas!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Look at me when I'm talking to you!" - Shooting a dead enemy with [[Shotgun]]. 
*"Damn, I forgot the plan... Oh yeah, kill the aliens."
*"Come on, get back up so I can kill you again!!"

*"Do you think aliens have insurance?"
*"Hehe, tickles, don't it?"
*"Damn alien!"
*"Stupid alien!" 
*"Covering fire!"
*"Whoohoo yaa!!"
*"Watch where you throw those things!"
*"Aww, it burns!"
*"Can't we all just get along?" Possibly a reference to Red vs. Blue character Doc.
*"Frag out"
*"Mira, mira!" - Spanish for: Look! Look!
*"Oh, God! I think that one was Bob!" - When fighting the [[Flood]].
*"This is bad. Like 'push the big red button' bad." - When the [[Master Chief]] is killed.
*"Ahh, get this thing off me!"
*"Ahh, medic!"
*"Marines! Hold it now!"
*"Don't ask, don't tell."
*"That popping sound was his skull, wasn't it?" - When you kill the enemy with a melee on [[Halo 3]].
*"Aw... you mind pointing that somewhere else, [[Master Chief|Chief]]?" - When you point gun at [[Marine]] for a while.
*"Sorry the grip's... sweaty." - After friendly firing you.
*"Hey, [[Master Chief|you]] were the one who destroyed [[Covenant|their]] [[Halo|ring]]!"
*"Bastard!!"
*"You yella belly bastard!"
*"Die, [[Elite|split lip]]!"
*"Yea, so when I shoot, I try to hit things."
*"Hey, that was HIM, not me. If he gets pissed, it's not my problem"
*"You know, I really should start counting."
*"Im gonna take that as a threat."
*"I've been waiting a long time for this." - If you kill enough [[Marines]].
*"AHHH!"
*"Okay... Let me know if you want it back." - If you give a [[Marine]] a good weapon.
*"Your loss!" - When given a heavy weapon.
*"What? Is something wrong with it?" - If you give a [[Marine]] certain weapons.
*"You killed him, Sir, you killed him!" - If you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Hey, [[Master Chief|Chief]], it's me!"
*"How did [[Covenant|you]] clowns even find [[Earth]]?" - When engaging [[Covenant]] troops in [[Halo 2]]. [[IWHBYD]] Skull off.
*"Ok, everybody settle in. Anybody see a Starbucks... Hey look there's one over there!... There's another one across the street from it... And one across the street from that.. Oh look, there's twelve of em'!"
*"You DO know how to drive this thing..." - When you crash a vehicle they are riding.
*"Hey, hey, let's catch one and ride it."
*"Not as easy as you thought, eh amigo?"
*"WHY!?! Why couldn't it have been me?"  - If you die.
*"Hey, alien! Why don't you turn down the suck!"
*"Let me know when I should start TRYING."
*"Enemy down!"
*"[[Ghost]] neutralized!"
*"Just when you started to get on my good side..."
*"This one's for you, Billy!"
*"I was so busy kickin ass I forgot to take names." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Messed them up good!"
*"Thank you, thank you very much."
*"Alright!"
*"You mess with me, you mess with the [[Master Chief|Chief]]!" - While fighting against the [[Covenant]].
*"Yikes."
*"Hostile, big one."
*"Hostile down!"
*"Aye!"
*"Yes, sir!"
*"Someone get [[Cortana]] outta his head!" - When [[Master Chief|Chief]] dies in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Come and get me! I'm just a little coward! No really, I am. Hehe...." - When one sees a [[Grunt]] running and screaming.
*"Once I ran out of grenades so I threw my lunch... It really happened!"
*"Ah you mother f...." - If a [[Grenade]] detonates really close to them, but they survive.
*"That's it, you're all gonna die!" - If down to last bit of health, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Open fire, lets spend some of that tax payer money!"
*"Pour it on, [[Marines]], you aren't paying for the rounds!"
*"Idiot!" - If you toss a [[Grenade]] close to a [[Marine]].
*"See something you like?" - Female [[Marine]], if you stare at her too long.
*"Wow! Look at 'em fly!" - If you toss a [[Grenade]] and bodies fly in all directions.
*"The [[Master Chief|Chief]] is down!" - When the [[Master Chief|Chief]] dies in [[Halo 2]].
*"What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." - If you stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"You know? This reminds me of the time I got Herpes." - [[Marine]], if idle too long.
*"Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" - [[Marine]] on LAAG, during killing spree.
*"I'm not the one that blew up their [[Halo|Sacred Ring]]." - [[Marine]], if you stare at him too long.
*"Hey, I just realized; this isn't a drill." - When given a different weapon in [[Halo 2]]. [[IWHBYD]] Skull off.
*"This is like the Alamo, you're dyin' for Texas, bucko!"
*"This is as good a place as any."
*"Thanks. For nothing" - When given a poor weapon.
*"For now... this is home."
*"I hope you're not all talk, [[Marine]]." - [[Sergeant]] [[Stacker]]; after a [[Marine]] makes an insult.
*"Well, you said you were all skill, sweet face." - Female [[Marine]] responding to above statement.
*"Back to my place for pie!"
*"Well... Lucky me..." - Sarcastically, Perez character model; if you hand him a bad weapon.
*"Whoops... I mean... uh... that was totally my plan."
*"If you ask real nice, I'll kill ya. But only a little bit."
*"Ow. That one went in." - When you shoot a [[Marine]].
*"How's your insurance?!"
*"OOH-RAH!" - After [[Johnson]] chants something.
*"I think I need a medic!"
*"Really, if you're not dead, you're fine."
*"What the hell, dumb ass!"
*"Stupid little runt!"
*"Craaap."
*"My bad."
*"Leave some for me!"
*"My fault."
*"That was me, my man."
*"That's for [[Reach]]!" - When [[Marine]] kills enemy.
*"Get it off me!" - When a [[Marine]] is stuck with a [[Plasma Grenade]].
*"You bloody traitor!" - When you kill enough [[Marines]] that the remaining ones become enemies.
*"Well, this sucks."
*"Well, don't you wish we ALL had sniper rifles..." 
*"You lousy bastards!" - [[Marine]], if down to last bit of health.
*"What the hell, dumb ass!" - If you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Why did you DO that?" - If you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Incoming!" - When a [[Fragmentation Grenade]] is primed and thrown.
*"Oh, I see. You expected us to dodge that!" - After you throw a [[Grenade]] and kill a couple of [[Marines]].
*"Oh, no. I mean..... I meant to do that... I meant to do that!! - Kills an enemy.
*"Thats alright, I'd hide from me too."
*"Ha! The tables have turned, now you're scared of us."
*"Time to take your medicine kids!" - [[Warthog]] gunner on killing spree.
*"Bueno, amigo, bueno"
*"Great job, genius, now who's gonna save the world?" - When the [[Master Chief]] is killed by friendly fire.
*"Pay attention, mate!" - Idle for several minutes.
*"What/Huh? Where?" - After [[Marine]] says above statement.
*"Advantage? Us? We kick their asses!" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"OOOWAHAHA! Good one Amigo!" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"Ah, man I love the beach!" - [[Marine]] on the level [[Outskirts]].
*"I hope you packed a suit, mate!" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"You drive, I wanna shoot things." - When the [[Master Chief]] enters driver's side.
*"You know Kung Fu!? Holy Crap!!! - After meleeing a [[Brute]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"That is one ''angry'' Mike Foxtrot!" - [[Halo 3]], when [[Brute]] berserks.
*"I am gonna put my foot up your ASS!!... If I can find it!" - [[Halo 3]], To [[Brute]]; [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"I got [[Shotgun]]!"
*"I got Gunner Seat!" - While getting into a [[Warthog]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Man, first chance I get I'm gonna grab one of those ghost things."
*"Uhh... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!" - [[Marine]], when you kill another [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"You're pending for a bending!" - Voiced by John DiMaggio, voice of/quote from Bender on Futurama; [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Why don't you go back to planet Jackass, jackass!? - John DiMaggio as well; [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Would you kindly shut your noise hole?" - Another Bender quote; [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Aww, I almost have an achievement!" - [[IWHBYD]] quote from [[Halo 3]].
*"Happy Birthday, sunshine!' - Throws a [[Grenade]].
*"Get'r done!" 
*"Say 'ello to mah lil friend!" - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]], in reference to Tony Montana.
*"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" - When down to last bit of health, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"I'LL TAKE YOU ''ALL'' ON!" - When down to last bit of health, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Uhhhhhh, yeah?" - If you stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"I know, I have pretty eyes, don't I?" - Stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"Sometime today would be fine."
*"You know, I just love getting up in the morning and kicking someone's ass."
*"Anyone in there? Hellooo?" - Stare at a [[Marine]] too long.
*"That was kinda disappointing." - Quick battle.
*"Get off me!! Ghhh... AHHHAAHHHHAHH!!" - Infected by the [[Flood]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Everybody out!" - Exiting a vehicle in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Pile out!" - Exiting vehicle in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Show time!" - Entering/exiting vehicle in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Man..." - When the [[Covenant]] troop is ran over, [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"This is for all the ladies I ain't sexing, cause I'm here fighting YOU!"
*"See? [[Master Chief|He]] wanted ''my'' gun." - When you swap weapons with a [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Wanna go out some time?" - [[Halo 3]], Female [[Marine]] if she is given a [[Sniper Rifle]], [[Fuel Rod Cannon]] or [[Rocket Launcher]], requires the [[IWHBYD]] Skull.
*"You might have to adjust the seat a little." - Exiting a [[Warthog]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"The cavalry has arrived!" - When a [[Marine]] first spots you in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Get it off! Get it off!" - Stuck with a [[Plasma Grenade]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"This is suicide, man!" - When a [[Marine]] dies in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Ahhh... the burn!" - Said in either a satisfied tone or a painful tone when hit in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Target neutralized!" - [[Halo 2]].
*"Touchdown!" - [[Halo 2]], enemy infantry/vehicle destroyed.
*"Ghost ride da whip!" - [[Mongoose]] Passenger in [[Halo 3]] after jumping a ramp.
*"Listen to you, Sweary Mary!" - [[Halo 2]], said after another [[Marine]] almost swears.
*"[[Master Chief|Chief]] just got wasted!" - If the [[Master Chief]] is killed in [[Halo 3]].
*"Time to get to work, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] dude!" - When playing as the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]], if a [[Marine]] accompanies you in a vehicle.
*"Hey look, there everyone's favorite [[Elite]]!" - Said when [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]] appears.
*"Good to see you, [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]!" - [[Halo 3]], when [[Marines]] greet you as the [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]].
*"Sure thing, [[Master Chief|Chief]]. Here you go." - [[Halo 3]], switching weapons with a [[Marine]].
*"Get mounted, [[Marines]]! Not in a rude way..." - [[Halo 3]] when getting in a [[Warthog]], [[IWHBYD]] Skull required.
*"Bloody hell! That bloke's gotta big friggin' gun!" - Australian [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]].
*"Screwed that [[Ghost]] good!" - [[Halo 2]], when fighting enemy [[Ghost]]s.
*"Um... ow." - Friendly firing on [[Sergeant Johnson]].
*"Great! A gun I can't use." - When given a [[Covenant]] weapon.
*"Well, at least I can shoot myself..." - If given a weaker weapon.
*"The [[Master Chief|Chief]] is dead... I think I'll go eat my gun now." - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 3]] after the [[Master Chief]] is killed.
*"You killed the [[Master Chief]], you bastard!" - When [[Master Chief]] is killed. [[IWHBYD]] must be active, extremely rare quote.
*"The [[Arbiter (character)|Arbiter]]'s dead." - [[Halo 3]]; said casually, like [[Marines|they]] don't care. 
*"Greeeeased those suckers!" - [[Marine]] on level [[Outskirts]] if the [[Master Chief]] splatters multiple enemies with [[Warthog]].
*"That was a lot of people dying at once."
*"Man, I should have brought an umbrella." - After blowing up many enemies with an explosive.
*"Damn, I should have brought my mittens." - [[Red vs. Blue]] reference to Caboose.
*"I guess we know who wears the pants on this planet!" - After a large battle in [[Halo 3]].
*"[[Master Chief|Chief]], can I be your friend?"
*"Dude, this one looks like your sister!" - [[Marine]] observing a dead [[Elite]] in [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Hey, careful, I've only got one clean pair!" - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]], when you hit him.
*"It's your funeral, mate." - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]] given a better gun.
*"I know I'm gonna die!" - [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]], when hit, in a sobbing voice.
*"This is for my little brother!" - [[Marine]], [[Halo 2]].
*"Oh, you shouldn't have." - Female [[Marine]] after given a better gun.
*"Save ammo, run them over!"
*"Sniper's taking a dirt nap!" - [[IWHBYD]] Skull required.
*"Hey, look, they CAN fly!" - [[Halo: Combat Evolved]], when a [[Grenade]] hits a live [[Elite]], who flies through the air upon detonation.
*"Oh, Man! I just had this thing washed!" - After an enemy is ran over.
*"Dude, is that your cell phone?!" - Heard on the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]], usually in a [[Tank]], with [[IWHBYD]] on.
*"Let's drive it like it's stolen." - [[Halo 3]] [[Marine]], when getting into a vehicle on the level [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]], after shuting down the First Tower.
*"Oh great!!" - When [[Marines]] are in a bad situation.
*"I know, you're trying to figure out what makes me so awesome." - If you look at a [[Marine]] for too long.
*"Uhh... Sir?" - If you don't do anything aiming at a [[Marine]] for a long time in [[Halo 2]].
*"Ahh come on, mate, I was just having fun!" - When you force a LAAG gunner off while they are shooting.
*"Erghh, someone give me some morphine!!!"
*"Ahh stop whining, you little mutt!" 
*"What do you want? A cookie?" 
*"Less time here, more time there."
*"All right! Something to take care of... I'm hungry."
*"Contact's gone mental! - said by [[Marine]] when seeing a [[Brute]] go berserk.
*"He's gone loco!" - Same as above.
*"Cavrone!" - [[Halo 2]], Hispanic swear.
*"They were all like we're gonna take over your planet and we were all like here have some [[Grenades]]!" - [[Marine]], [[Halo 3]], the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]], [[IWHBYD]].
*"Hey, you fellas better keep up!"
*"I will get em' for ya..." - [[Marines]] upon mourning for their fallen comrades.
*"Haha, real funny, [[Master Chief|Chief]]... Uh oh."
*"You're all DEAD!!" - Said by really irritated [[Marine]].
*"Shut him down, [[Cortana]], shut him down!" - [[Halo: Combat Evolved]].
*"Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly!" - Hispanic [[Marine]], [[Halo 2]].
*"Don't eat that doughnut." - [[IWHBYD]] may need to be on.
*"That was a [[Marine]]!" - When you kill another [[Marine]].
*"What is your major malfunction?" - When you kill another [[Marine]]. In reference to StarCraft Siege Tank quote.
*"They've got cloaking!" - On the [[The Ark (Level)|Ark]], unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] Skull needed.
*"You drive, I'll gun." - When getting into vehicle. Unknown whether [[IWHBYD]] is needed.
*"That was a lot of people dying all at once."
*"You see this swelling, it's gonna be a fracture." - [[Medic]] to wounded [[Marine]] on [[Tsavo Highway (Level)|Tsavo Highway]], possibly [[IWHBYD]] skull needed.
*"[[Master Chief|He]]'s gone ballistic! Shoot him!" - When you kill too many [[Marines]].
*"[[Master Chief|You]] could have just asked him for his gun!" - When you kill a [[Marine]].
*"Where did you get your license? Mexico City?" - Hispanic [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]] after driving the [[Warthog]] badly.
*"You mind pointin' that somewhere else?!" - Said by [[Marine]] if you point your gun at him.
*"Did everyone already pee?" - When getting into a vehicle's driver's seat, [[IWHBYD]] needed.
*"Awww.. You know kung fu?" - When killing an enemy by melee.
*"He's gone crazy, SHOOT HIM!- When Marines turn on you".
*"I'll take shotgun"- When a [[marine]] gets in a vehicle with you.
*"I suck at that anyway"- When you take a turret off a [[marine]].
*"Hey, I was having fun"- Same as above.
*"Come back up so I can kill you again!"- When a [[marine]] kills and enemy.
*"Eh, you're a better shot than I am"- When you take a turret from a [[marines|marine]].
*"I see you" - [[marine]]
*"It's alive!" when a dead body is getting infected, might need IWHBYD.
*"Ah! Stop that crazy son of a bitch!" When a dead body is getting infected, possibly need IWHBYD
*"Dear Diary, the [[John-117|creepy giant]] stared at me today, and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would..." - Black Marine after you stare at him for a while.
*"Don't eat that donut!" - Marine during a firefight, IWHBYD skull needed.
*Get in, sit down, and shut up!- Marine after getting in the passengers seat of a mongoose, IWHBYD needed
*"Ah man, all that for nothing!"-If you die some where at the beginning of the level Sierra 117.

==RvB Easter Egg Quotes on Crow's Nest==
===[[Easy]] and [[Normal]] Difficulty===
[[Marine]]: "Hey, Open Up!" 

Voice: "Password, please!"
 
[[Marine]]: "You gotta be kidding me. What password?"
 
Voice: "The password so that we don't open the door for [[Brutes]]."
 
[[Marine]]: "Do I sound like a [[Brute]] to you?"
 
Voice: "Well, you could be held prisoner by [[Brutes]]."
 
[[Marine]]: "If I was being held prisoner by [[Brutes]] and I knew the password, they could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them." 

Voice: "...Ok, now I'm definitely not gonna open the door." 

[[Marine]]: "But we need AMMO!"
 
Voice: "So why don't you go ask your [[Brute]] buddies then?"
 
Conversation between two [[Marines]] on the level [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]]. [[Red vs Blue]] cameo, by the voices of Tucker ([[Marine]]) & Doc (Voice) - [[Easy]] and [[Normal]] difficulties.

===[[Heroic]] Difficulty===
[[Marine]]: "Hey, open up!"

Voice: "Password."

[[Marine]]: "What!?"

Voice: "Need the password!"

[[Marine]]: "Oh you got to be kidding me, what password!?"

Voice: Password! They gave it out in the Staff Meeting 15 minutes ago."

[[Marine]]: "Meeting? What meeting!? I was out here!"

Voice: "Not suppose to let anyone in without it."

[[Marine]]: "If the Staff Meeting just ended, no one outside is going to know the freaking password, so open up! We need ammo and [[The Chief]] is out here."

Voice: "Does he know the password?"

[[Marine]]: "He wasn't at the meeting either!"

Conversation heard only on [[Crow's Nest (Level)|Crow's Nest]] in [[Heroic]]. The [[Marine]]'s voice is Simmons and the voice is Grif.

===[[Legendary]] Difficulty===
[[Marine]]: "Hey! Open up!" 

Voice: "What's the password?"
 
[[Marine]]: "Password? Oh man, I forgot."
 
Voice: Forgot... what?
 
[[Marine]]: I forgot the password.
 
Voice: "See, that was almost right. Uh, see, the password begins with "I forgot", but ends differently. Um, try again."
 
[[Marine]]: "No. I mean, I forgot the password."
 
Voice: "No, okay, see, you - you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time."
 
[[Marine]]: "I'm being serious; I don't know the password!"
 
Voice: "No no no, see, you changed the first part. See, that - that part was the right part. See, now you've got the whole thing wrong!"
 
[[Marine]]: "No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!"
 
Voice: "Alright, c'mon, man, now you're just guessing!"
 
Only heard on [[Legendary]]. The [[Marine]] is Church and the voice is Caboose.

[[Category: Quotes]]

For more, see [http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Avery_J._Johnson/Quotes Johnson's Quotes].