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==[[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]]== | ==[[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]]== | ||
{{AxonClips}} | {{AxonClips}} | ||
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[[Media: | [[Media:Dizzy.ogg|Dizzy]] | ||
Jersey: Hello? Hello. Jeannie?<br /> | Jersey: Hello? Hello. Jeannie?<br /> | ||
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Jersey: Jeannie?? Jeannie?!<br /> | Jersey: Jeannie?? Jeannie?!<br /> | ||
Durga: I'm sorry<br /> | Durga: I'm sorry<br /> | ||
Jersey: Did you | Jersey: Did you just-- holy crap she's gone!<br /> | ||
Durga: She tried to sting me.<br /> | Durga: She tried to sting me.<br /> | ||
Jersey: You killed her! <br /> | Jersey: You killed her! <br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Escape.ogg|Escape]] | ||
I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jeezus!<br /> | I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jeezus!<br /> | ||
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Durga: Don't.<br /> | Durga: Don't.<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Jersey.ogg|Jersey]] | ||
Jersey: Don't what?<br /> | Jersey: Don't what?<br /> | ||
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Durga: Father Jason's a corporal in the signal corps, attached to Naval Intelligence. Radio beacon deployment program. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers. <br /> | Durga: Father Jason's a corporal in the signal corps, attached to Naval Intelligence. Radio beacon deployment program. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers. <br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Reflected.ogg|Reflected]]<br /> | ||
Durga: Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: Bonita, 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named Simon Brown, every other Thursday at the waterfront hotel.<br /> | Durga: Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: Bonita, 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named Simon Brown, every other Thursday at the waterfront hotel.<br /> | ||
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Jersey: This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<br /> | Jersey: This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Durga.ogg|Durga]] | ||
Durga: I can't ask<br /> | Durga: I can't ask<br /> | ||
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Durga: I can do better than that.<br /> | Durga: I can do better than that.<br /> | ||
[[Media: | |||
[[Media:Emergency.ogg|Emergency]] | |||
Operator: Bergen County Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<br /> | Operator: Bergen County Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<br /> | ||
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==[[Janissary James]]== | ==[[Janissary James]]== | ||
[[Media: | |||
[[Media:Blip.ogg|Blip]]<br /> | |||
Officer: Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br /> | Officer: Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br /> | ||
Frank: Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br /> | Frank: Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br /> | ||
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Officer: What the hell?!<br /> | Officer: What the hell?!<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Pillow.ogg|Pillow]]<br /> | ||
Frank: Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br /> | Frank: Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br /> | ||
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Frank: Hell if I know. Her dad was in the S.S.F.<br /> | Frank: Hell if I know. Her dad was in the S.S.F.<br /> | ||
Officer: S.S.F.?<br /> | Officer: S.S.F.?<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Walkaway girl.ogg|Walkaway Girl]] <br /> | ||
(alarm) | (alarm) | ||
Frank: Marine slang. Not just special forces - special special forces.<br /> | Frank: Marine slang. Not just special forces - special special forces.<br /> | ||
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Officer: Bring a medic!<br /> | Officer: Bring a medic!<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Hey soldier.ogg|Hey Soldier]]<br /> | ||
(beep)<br /> | (beep)<br /> | ||
Frank: Holy Christ, she's getting up!<br /> | Frank: Holy Christ, she's getting up!<br /> | ||
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Jan: Hey soldier. Is that an assault rifle in your hands or are you just happy to see me?<br /> | Jan: Hey soldier. Is that an assault rifle in your hands or are you just happy to see me?<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Pqi.ogg|PQI]] | ||
'Stupid Cop': Ever taken a PQI?<br /> | 'Stupid Cop': Ever taken a PQI?<br /> | ||
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(negative beep)<br /> | (negative beep)<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Stupid cop.ogg|Stupid Cop]] <br /> | ||
'Stupid Cop': I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br /> | 'Stupid Cop': I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br /> | ||
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'Stupid Cop': Are you too smart to get caught by a stupid cop?<br /> | 'Stupid Cop': Are you too smart to get caught by a stupid cop?<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Yes or no.ogg|Yes or No]] <br /> | ||
Jan: Wh-what?<br /> | Jan: Wh-what?<br /> | ||
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(positive beep)<br /> | (positive beep)<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Hey dad.ogg|Hey Dad]] <br /> | ||
'Stupid Cop': Yeah I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br /> | 'Stupid Cop': Yeah I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br /> | ||
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James J: What kind of tests?<br /> | James J: What kind of tests?<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Nervous.ogg|Nervous]]<br /> | ||
'Stupid Cop': Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br /> | 'Stupid Cop': Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br /> | ||
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James J: Is there a waiting room?<br /> | James J: Is there a waiting room?<br /> | ||
*[[Media: | |||
*[[Media:Law abiding.ogg|Law Abiding]] → [[Media:You knew.ogg|You Knew]] | |||
==[[Kamal Zaman]]== | ==[[Kamal Zaman]]== | ||
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[[Media:Parasites.ogg|Parasites]] | |||
Hiro: Hello? Hello, are you there?<br /> | Hiro: Hello? Hello, are you there?<br /> | ||
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Hiro: I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<br /> | Hiro: I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Eyes.ogg|Eyes]] | ||
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Kamal: Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br /> | Kamal: Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br /> | ||
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Kamal: Just the cheque will be fine.<br /> | Kamal: Just the cheque will be fine.<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Beer.ogg|Beer]] | ||
Hiro: Hey buddy!<br /> | Hiro: Hey buddy!<br /> | ||
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Hiro: Choose a cheaper restaurant. <br /> | Hiro: Choose a cheaper restaurant. <br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Four goats.ogg|Four Goats]] | ||
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Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br /> | Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br /> | ||
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Hiro: Oh man. Awe Man, you are so out of your league.<br /> | Hiro: Oh man. Awe Man, you are so out of your league.<br /> | ||
[[Media: | [[Media:Our hoodlums.ogg|Our Hoodlums]] | ||
Sophia: I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br /> | Sophia: I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br /> | ||
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(laughing together) yeah<br /> | (laughing together) yeah<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/much_lifting.wav much_lifting] | [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/much_lifting.wav much_lifting] | ||
Sophia:...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br /> | Sophia:...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br /> | ||
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Kamal: Coral. Maybe it's just a hard place to be a mother.<br /> | Kamal: Coral. Maybe it's just a hard place to be a mother.<br /> | ||
Sophia: I'm never going back.<br /> | Sophia: I'm never going back.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/meditape.wav meditape] | [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/meditape.wav meditape] | ||
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Machine: Message saved.<br /> | Machine: Message saved.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tuna.wav tuna] | [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tuna.wav tuna] <br /><br /> | ||
Sophia: I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br /> | Sophia: I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br /> | ||
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Sophia: Is she pretty?<br /> | Sophia: Is she pretty?<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hi_aiden.wav hi_aiden] | [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hi_aiden.wav hi_aiden]<br /><br /> | ||
Kamal: No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br /> | Kamal: No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br /> | ||
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(beep) | (beep) | ||
Sophia: Selene! Hi, you don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - Buffalo - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<br /> | Sophia: Selene! Hi, you don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - Buffalo - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<br /> | ||
[[Category:I Love Bees]] | [[Category:I Love Bees]] |