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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
==[[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]]==
==[[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]]==
{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}
<br />
<br />
[[Media:ILB Dizzy.ogg|Dizzy]]
[[Media:Dizzy.ogg|Dizzy]]


Jersey: Hello? Hello. Jeannie?<br />
Jersey: Hello? Hello. Jeannie?<br />
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Jersey: Jeannie?? Jeannie?!<br />
Jersey: Jeannie?? Jeannie?!<br />
Durga: I'm sorry<br />
Durga: I'm sorry<br />
Jersey: Did you just—holy crap she's gone!<br />
Jersey: Did you just-- holy crap she's gone!<br />
Durga: She tried to sting me.<br />
Durga: She tried to sting me.<br />
Jersey: You killed her! <br />
Jersey: You killed her! <br />


[[Media:ILB Escape.ogg|Escape]]
[[Media:Escape.ogg|Escape]]
 


I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jeezus!<br />
I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jeezus!<br />
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Durga: Don't.<br />
Durga: Don't.<br />


[[Media:ILB Jersey.ogg|Jersey]]
[[Media:Jersey.ogg|Jersey]]


Jersey: Don't what?<br />
Jersey: Don't what?<br />
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Durga: Father Jason's a corporal in the signal corps, attached to Naval Intelligence. Radio beacon deployment program. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers. <br />
Durga: Father Jason's a corporal in the signal corps, attached to Naval Intelligence. Radio beacon deployment program. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers. <br />


[[Media:ILB Reflected.ogg|Reflected]]<br />
[[Media:Reflected.ogg|Reflected]]<br />


Durga: Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: Bonita, 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named Simon Brown, every other Thursday at the waterfront hotel.<br />
Durga: Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: Bonita, 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named Simon Brown, every other Thursday at the waterfront hotel.<br />
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Jersey: This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<br />
Jersey: This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<br />


[[Media:ILB Durga.ogg|Durga]]
[[Media:Durga.ogg|Durga]]


Durga: I can't ask<br />
Durga: I can't ask<br />
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Durga: I can do better than that.<br />
Durga: I can do better than that.<br />


[[Media:ILB Emergency.ogg|Emergency]]
 
[[Media:Emergency.ogg|Emergency]]


Operator: Bergen County Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<br />
Operator: Bergen County Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<br />
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==[[Janissary James]]==
==[[Janissary James]]==
[[Media:ILB Blip.ogg|Blip]]<br />
 
[[Media:Blip.ogg|Blip]]<br />
Officer: Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br />
Officer: Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br />
Frank: Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br />
Frank: Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br />
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Officer: What the hell?!<br />
Officer: What the hell?!<br />


[[Media:ILB Pillow.ogg|Pillow]]<br />
[[Media:Pillow.ogg|Pillow]]<br />


Frank: Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br />
Frank: Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br />
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Frank: Hell if I know. Her dad was in the S.S.F.<br />
Frank: Hell if I know. Her dad was in the S.S.F.<br />
Officer: S.S.F.?<br />
Officer: S.S.F.?<br />
[[Media:ILB Walkaway girl.ogg|Walkaway Girl]] <br />
[[Media:Walkaway girl.ogg|Walkaway Girl]] <br />
(alarm)
(alarm)
Frank: Marine slang. Not just special forces - special special forces.<br />
Frank: Marine slang. Not just special forces - special special forces.<br />
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Officer: Bring a medic!<br />
Officer: Bring a medic!<br />


[[Media:ILB Hey soldier.ogg|Hey Soldier]]<br />
[[Media:Hey soldier.ogg|Hey Soldier]]<br />
(beep)<br />
(beep)<br />
Frank: Holy Christ, she's getting up!<br />
Frank: Holy Christ, she's getting up!<br />
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Jan: Hey soldier. Is that an assault rifle in your hands or are you just happy to see me?<br />
Jan: Hey soldier. Is that an assault rifle in your hands or are you just happy to see me?<br />


[[Media:ILB Pqi.ogg|PQI]]  
[[Media:Pqi.ogg|PQI]]  
 


'Stupid Cop': Ever taken a PQI?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Ever taken a PQI?<br />
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(negative beep)<br />
(negative beep)<br />


[[Media:ILB Stupid cop.ogg|Stupid Cop]] <br />
[[Media:Stupid cop.ogg|Stupid Cop]] <br />


'Stupid Cop': I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br />
'Stupid Cop': I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br />
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'Stupid Cop': Are you too smart to get caught by a stupid cop?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Are you too smart to get caught by a stupid cop?<br />


[[Media:ILB Yes or no.ogg|Yes or No]] <br />
[[Media:Yes or no.ogg|Yes or No]] <br />


Jan: Wh-what?<br />
Jan: Wh-what?<br />
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(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<br />


[[Media:ILB Hey dad.ogg|Hey Dad]] <br />
[[Media:Hey dad.ogg|Hey Dad]] <br />


'Stupid Cop': Yeah I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Yeah I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br />
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James J: What kind of tests?<br />
James J: What kind of tests?<br />


[[Media:ILB Nervous.ogg|Nervous]]<br />
[[Media:Nervous.ogg|Nervous]]<br />


'Stupid Cop': Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br />
'Stupid Cop': Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br />
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James J: Is there a waiting room?<br />
James J: Is there a waiting room?<br />


*[[Media:ILB Law abiding.ogg|Law Abiding]] → [[Media:ILB You knew.ogg|You Knew]]
 
*[[Media:Law abiding.ogg|Law Abiding]] → [[Media:You knew.ogg|You Knew]]


==[[Kamal Zaman]]==
==[[Kamal Zaman]]==
[[Media:ILB Parasites.ogg|Parasites]]
 
[[Media:Parasites.ogg|Parasites]]


Hiro: Hello? Hello, are you there?<br />
Hiro: Hello? Hello, are you there?<br />
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Hiro: I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<br />
Hiro: I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<br />


[[Media:ILB Eyes.ogg|Eyes]]
[[Media:Eyes.ogg|Eyes]]
 
<br /><br />


Kamal: Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br />
Kamal: Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br />
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Kamal: Just the cheque will be fine.<br />
Kamal: Just the cheque will be fine.<br />


[[Media:ILB Beer.ogg|Beer]]  
[[Media:Beer.ogg|Beer]]  


Hiro: Hey buddy!<br />
Hiro: Hey buddy!<br />
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Hiro: Choose a cheaper restaurant. <br />
Hiro: Choose a cheaper restaurant. <br />


[[Media:ILB Four goats.ogg|Four Goats]]
[[Media:Four goats.ogg|Four Goats]]
 
<br /><br />


Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br />
Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br />
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Hiro: Oh man. Awe Man, you are so out of your league.<br />
Hiro: Oh man. Awe Man, you are so out of your league.<br />


[[Media:ILB Our hoodlums.ogg|Our Hoodlums]]  
[[Media:Our hoodlums.ogg|Our Hoodlums]]  


Sophia: I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br />
Sophia: I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br />
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(laughing together) yeah<br />
(laughing together) yeah<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/much_lifting.wav much_lifting]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/much_lifting.wav much_lifting]


Sophia:...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br />
Sophia:...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br />
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Kamal: Coral. Maybe it's just a hard place to be a mother.<br />
Kamal: Coral. Maybe it's just a hard place to be a mother.<br />
Sophia: I'm never going back.<br />
Sophia: I'm never going back.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/meditape.wav meditape]  
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/meditape.wav meditape]  
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Machine: Message saved.<br />
Machine: Message saved.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tuna.wav tuna]  
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tuna.wav tuna] <br /><br />


Sophia: I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br />
Sophia: I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br />
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Sophia: Is she pretty?<br />
Sophia: Is she pretty?<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hi_aiden.wav hi_aiden]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hi_aiden.wav hi_aiden]<br /><br />


Kamal: No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br />
Kamal: No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br />
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(beep)
(beep)
Sophia: Selene! Hi, you don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - Buffalo - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<br />
Sophia: Selene! Hi, you don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - Buffalo - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<br />
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[[Category:I Love Bees]]

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