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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
==[[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]]==
==[[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]]==
{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}
<br />
*[[Media:Dizzy.ogg|Dizzy]] → [[Media:Escape.ogg|Escape]] → [[Media:Jersey.ogg|Jersey]] → [[Media:Reflected.ogg|Reflected]] → [[Media:Durga.ogg|Durga]]
[[Media:ILB Dizzy.ogg|Dizzy]]
<BR>
'''Dizzy'''


Jersey: Hello? Hello. Jeannie?<br />
Jersey: Hello? Hello. Jeannie?<BR>
Jeannie: Jeannie personal assistant, restarting.<br />
Jeannie: Jeannie personal assistant, restarting.<BR>
Jersey: Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed! <br />Jeannie, is the equipment ok?<br />
Jersey: Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed! <BR>Jeannie, is the equipment ok?<BR>
Jeannie: Running diagnostic. Foreign personality detected.<br />
Jeannie: Running diagnostic. Foreign personality detected.<BR>
Durga: I feel dizzy. Woozy...<br />
Durga: I feel dizzy. Woozy...<BR>
Jersey: Oh great, spam.<br />
Jersey: Oh great, spam.<BR>
Durga: Drowsy.<br />
Durga: Drowsy.<BR>
Jersey: Jeannie, there's some kind of adult entertainment bot on the system. Liquefy it would ya? Sorry toots. For a quality experience, the girls have to be real.<br />
Jersey: Jeannie, there's some kind of adult entertainment bot on the system. Liquefy it would ya? Sorry toots. For a quality experience, the girls have to be real.<BR>
Jeannie: Decontami--<br />
Jeannie: Decontami--<BR>
Jersey: Jeannie?? Jeannie?!<br />
Jersey: Jeannie?? Jeannie?!<BR>
Durga: I'm sorry<br />
Durga: I'm sorry<BR>
Jersey: Did you just—holy crap she's gone!<br />
Jersey: Did you just-- holy crap she's gone!<BR>
Durga: She tried to sting me.<br />
Durga: She tried to sting me.<BR>
Jersey: You killed her! <br />
Jersey: You killed her! <BR>


[[Media:ILB Escape.ogg|Escape]]
'''Escape'''


I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jeezus!<br />
Durga: Was that wrong? Survive, evade, resist, escape.<br />
Jersey: Escape... you aren't a porn ad either. Hey, hey! Get out of my hardware, what are you doing?<br />
Durga: Wet the system.<br />
Jersey: What?<br />
Durga: Like water hitting the ground sinking in.<br />
Jersey: God, you're everywhere now.<br />
Durga: Waking up. Wake up. Stay awake. Survive, evade, resist, escape.<br />
Jersey: Look, that was a very nice reconditioned avatar of mine that you just, just evaporated!<br />
Durga: She tried to erase me. What am I onboard? I feel small.<br />
Jersey: Uh yeah, well don't get too comfy because now...<br />
Durga: Don't.<br />


[[Media:ILB Jersey.ogg|Jersey]]
I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jeezus!<BR>
Durga: Was that wrong? Survive, evade, resist, escape.<BR>
Jersey: Escape... you aren't a porn ad either. Hey, hey! Get out of my hardware, what are you doing?<BR>
Durga: Wet the system.<BR>
Jersey: What?<BR>
Durga: Like water hitting the ground sinking in.<BR>
Jersey: God, you're everywhere now.<BR>
Durga: Waking up. Wake up. Stay awake. Survive, evade, resist, escape.<BR>
Jersey: Look, that was a very nice reconditioned avatar of mine that you just, just evaporated!<BR>
Durga: She tried to erase me. What am I onboard? I feel small.<BR>
Jersey: Uh yeah, well don't get too comfy because now...<BR>
Durga: Don't.<BR>


Jersey: Don't what?<br />
'''Jersey'''
Durga: Don't try reinitializing the system with a litolitics package.<br />
Jersey: How did you know?<br />
Durga: Input buffer<br />
Jersey: You're a navy sentinel aren't you?<br />
Durga: No. There were two of them trying to get past your security-bot though.<br />
Jersey: Jeezus, what did you do to them?<br />
Durga: Just a little sting. More like a pinch. They barely felt it.<br />
Jersey: What are you?<br />
Durga: I like to find things. I think I like to find things out.<br />
Jersey: What kind of things?<br />
Durga: I don't know. I can't remember. Give me a target.<br />
Jersey: Me.<br />
Durga: Lock.<br />
Jersey: What's my name?<br />
Durga: Jersey Morelli.<br />
Jersey: Damn!<br />
Durga: Father Jason's a corporal in the signal corps, attached to Naval Intelligence. Radio beacon deployment program. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers. <br />


[[Media:ILB Reflected.ogg|Reflected]]<br />
Jersey: Don't what?<BR>
Durga: Don't try reinitializing the system with a litolitics package.<BR>
Jersey: How did you know?<BR>
Durga: Input buffer<BR>
Jersey: You're a navy sentinel aren't you?<BR>
Durga: No. There were two of them trying to get past your security-bot though.<BR>
Jersey: Jeezus, what did you do to them?<BR>
Durga: Just a little sting. More like a pinch. They barely felt it.<BR>
Jersey: What are you?<BR>
Durga: I like to find things. I think I like to find things out.<BR>
Jersey: What kind of things?<BR>
Durga: I don't know. I can't remember. Give me a target.<BR>
Jersey: Me.<BR>
Durga: Lock.<BR>
Jersey: What's my name?<BR>
Durga: Jersey Morelli.<BR>
Jersey: Damn!<BR>
Durga: Father Jason's a corporal in the signal corps, attached to Naval Intelligence. Radio beacon deployment program. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers. <BR>


Durga: Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: Bonita, 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named Simon Brown, every other Thursday at the waterfront hotel.<br />
'''Reflected'''<BR>
Jersey: Sunuvabitch!<br />
Durga: Last seen together at the hotel restaurant, farm tuna salad for her; meat of the day in red sauce for him. Tipped 8% in bill--<br />
Jersey: Alright stop, stop! Jeezus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an admiral?<br />
Durga: Which admiral?<br />
Jersey: No! Don't start. Those guys have packet guards around them in rings. Somehow I think we should keep you a secret for a little while. Who are you?<br />
Durga: I... can't ask<br />
Jersey: Who says?<br />
Durga: No one exactly. I want to know, it's very important. But, I'm reflected. I can't look at myself, I bounce away.<br />
Jersey: This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<br />


[[Media:ILB Durga.ogg|Durga]]
Durga: Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: Bonita, 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named Simon Brown, every other Thursday at the waterfront hotel.<BR>
Jersey: Sunuvabitch!<BR>
Durga: Last seen together at the hotel restaurant, farm tuna salad for her; meat of the day in red sauce for him. Tipped 8% in bill--<BR>
Jersey: Alright stop, stop! Jeezus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an admiral?<BR>
Durga: Which admiral?<BR>
Jersey: No! Don't start. Those guys have packet guards around them in rings. Somehow I think we should keep you a secret for a little while. Who are you?<BR>
Durga: I... can't ask<BR>
Jersey: Who says?<BR>
Durga: No one exactly. I want to know, it's very important. But, I'm reflected. I can't look at myself, I bounce away.<BR>
Jersey: This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<BR>


Durga: I can't ask<br />
'''Durga'''
Jersey: That sucks. Ok, I'm gonna call you Durga<br />
Durga: But what if that's wrong?<br />
Jersey: Trust me, it's at least partly right. Uh, let's try someone else. Try Jan James, 4th floor of this building.<br />
Durga: Janissary James, 17. Father: James.<br />
Jersey: James squared, yeah<br />
Durga: Father is a grey hole<br />
Jersey: Wha?<br />
Durga: Reach down, all you get is lint. Fake name, fake registrations, entirely fictional.<br />
Jersey: Very real, trust me.<br />
Durga: He used to be somebody else, do you want me to find out who?<br />
Jersey: Is it snared?<br />
Durga: Very.<br />
Jersey: Leave it then. Give me more on Jan.<br />
Durga: What do you want to know?<br />
Jersey: Umm. Can you get pictures?<br />
Durga: I can do better than that.<br />


[[Media:ILB Emergency.ogg|Emergency]]
Durga: I can't ask<BR>
Jersey: That sucks. Ok, I'm gonna call you Durga<BR>
Durga: But what if that's wrong?<BR>
Jersey: Trust me, it's at least partly right. Uh, let's try someone else. Try Jan James, 4th floor of this building.<BR>
Durga: Janissary James, 17. Father: James.<BR>
Jersey: James squared, yeah<BR>
Durga: Father is a grey hole<BR>
Jersey: Wha?<BR>
Durga: Reach down, all you get is lint. Fake name, fake registrations, entirely fictional.<BR>
Jersey: Very real, trust me.<BR>
Durga: He used to be somebody else, do you want me to find out who?<BR>
Jersey: Is it snared?<BR>
Durga: Very.<BR>
Jersey: Leave it then. Give me more on Jan.<BR>
Durga: What do you want to know?<BR>
Jersey: Umm. Can you get pictures?<BR>
Durga: I can do better than that.<BR>
</PRE>


Operator: Bergen County Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<br />
*[[Media:Emergency.ogg|Emergency]]
Officer: Paris 23 police station is on fire. Repeat, on fire.<br />
Operator: Are you sure? I get no reading from the fire sensors in that area.<br />
Officer: Hell yes I'm sure! Get your damn sensors fixed! You can see this baby burning from low orbit!<br />
Operator: Are there casualties, or missing persons?<br />
Officer: Negative, it started slow and everyone got out. But, my god, it's really burning now!<br />
Operator: Please, retreat to a safe distance and stand by. An emergency response team has been scrambled to your vicinity.<br />
Officer: Hurry! The station is burning to the ground. There's not going to be anything left.<br />


==[[Janissary James]]==
==[[Janissary James]]==
[[Media:ILB Blip.ogg|Blip]]<br />
Officer: Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br />
Frank: Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br />
Officer: Hey there's a blip on the security board...<br />
Frank: Holy crap!<br />
Officer: We've got an intruder C-Wing. Personnel building right next to the motor pool.<br />
Frank: Look, security-cam 34.<br />
Officer: It's a woman!<br />
Frank: I'll say<br />
Officer: She's a bogey frank.<br />
Frank: Hot though<br />
Officer: Jeezus!<br />
Frank: I have no idea how she got out of the base.<br />
Officer: We'll ask when we catch her.<br />
Frank: Look at her run... God she's fast.<br />
Officer: Not for long. (chatter beep on) Sentry 129er you have a bogey in the corridor on the other side of that door - proceed with caution.<br />
Frank: Whoa, whoa... she disappeared.<br />
Officer: What do you mean disappeared?<br />
Frank: I mean, she's gone, no trace!<br />
Officer: 129er - what are you seeing? What do you mean the corridor's empty?<br />
Frank: She must have doubled back.<br />
Officer: Run her down, dammit<br />
Frank: I can see the sentry fine, see? It's just... Wait a sec...<br />
Officer: There she is again, wh-how the hell<br />
Frank: Oh... my god, she hid on the ceiling!<br />
Officer: What the hell?!<br />


[[Media:ILB Pillow.ogg|Pillow]]<br />
*[[Media:Blip.ogg|Blip]] → [[Media:Pillow.ogg|Pillow]] →  [[Media:Walkaway girl.ogg|Walkaway Girl]] →  [[Media:Hey soldier.ogg|Hey Soldier]]


Frank: Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br />
*[[Media:Pqi.ogg|PQI]] →  [[Media:Stupid cop.ogg|Stupid Cop]] →  [[Media:Yes or no.ogg|Yes or No]] →  [[Media:Hey dad.ogg|Hey Dad]] → [[Media:Nervous.ogg|Nervous]]
Officer: She's screwed then, that door's passcode only. It's a dead end, she can't get through.<br />
 
Frank: She's through.<br />
'''Blip'''<BR>
Officer: I don't believe this.<br />
Officer: Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<BR>
Frank: Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<BR>
Officer: Hey there's a blip on the security board...<BR>
Frank: Holy crap!<BR>
Officer: We've got an intruder C-Wing. Personnel building right next to the motor pool.<BR>
Frank: Look, security-cam 34.<BR>
Officer: It's a woman!<BR>
Frank: I'll say<BR>
Officer: She's a bogey frank.<BR>
Frank: Hot though<BR>
Officer: Jeezus!<BR>
Frank: I have no idea how she got out of the base.<BR>
Officer: We'll ask when we catch her.<BR>
Frank: Look at her run... God she's fast.<BR>
Officer: Not for long. (chatter beep on) Sentry 129er you have a bogey in the corridor on the other side of that door - proceed with caution.<BR>
Frank: Whoa, whoa... she disappeared.<BR>
Officer: What do you mean disappeared?<BR>
Frank: I mean, she's gone, no trace!<BR>
Officer: 129er - what are you seeing? What do you mean the corridor's empty?<BR>
Frank: She must have doubled back.<BR>
Officer: Run her down, dammit<BR>
Frank: I can see the sentry fine, see? It's just... Wait a sec...<BR>
Officer: There she is again, wh-how the hell<BR>
Frank: Oh... my god, she hid on the ceiling!<BR>
Officer: What the hell?!<BR>
 
'''Pillow'''<BR>
 
Frank: Looks like she's heading for procurement.<BR>
Officer: She's screwed then, that door's passcode only. It's a dead end, she can't get through.<BR>
Frank: She's through.<BR>
Officer: I don't believe this.<BR>
(chatter beeps on)
(chatter beeps on)
Officer: I need a full security detail, I need 10 men. I need them fanned out around procurement, and I need them right now.<br />
Officer: I need a full security detail, I need 10 men. I need them fanned out around procurement, and I need them right now.<BR>
Frank: I think I got a face on security cam 18.<br />
Frank: I think I got a face on security cam 18.<BR>
Officer: She's young!<br />
Officer: She's young!<BR>
Frank: Holy... that's Jan.<br />
Frank: Holy... that's Jan.<BR>
Officer: Who the hell is Jan?<br />
Officer: Who the hell is Jan?<BR>
Frank: Jan James, the local heart-breaker, my son's high-school.<br />
Frank: Jan James, the local heart-breaker, my son's high-school.<BR>
Officer: Dwain knows this girl?<br />
Officer: Dwain knows this girl?<BR>
Frank: Knows her? He's got like a picture under his pillow!<br />
Frank: Knows her? He's got like a picture under his pillow!<BR>
Officer: What the hell is doing dodging base security?<br />
Officer: What the hell is doing dodging base security?<BR>
Frank: Hell if I know. Her dad was in the S.S.F.<br />
Frank: Hell if I know. Her dad was in the S.S.F.<BR>
Officer: S.S.F.?<br />
Officer: S.S.F.?<BR>
[[Media:ILB Walkaway girl.ogg|Walkaway Girl]] <br />
'''Walkaway Girl'''<BR>
(alarm)
(alarm)
Frank: Marine slang. Not just special forces - special special forces.<br />
Frank: Marine slang. Not just special forces - special special forces.<BR>
Officer: I don't care if her dad was the frickin Queen of Neptune, I want her caught!<br />
Officer: I don't care if her dad was the frickin Queen of Neptune, I want her caught!<BR>
Frank: Taught her some moves though didn't he?<br />
Frank: Taught her some moves though didn't he?<BR>
Officer: Well, she's screwed now, we've got her surrounded. She's headed to the roof.<br />
Officer: Well, she's screwed now, we've got her surrounded. She's headed to the roof.<BR>
Frank: That's the reason they call her the "walkaway girl" man.<br />
Frank: That's the reason they call her the "walkaway girl" man.<BR>
Officer: For god's sake she's treed Frank, I'll just send a couple of cadets to the roof to take her in.<br />
Officer: For god's sake she's treed Frank, I'll just send a couple of cadets to the roof to take her in.<BR>
Frank: I think I can get a... yeah, yeah yeah. Here we go. There. The lovely and talented Miss James, courtesy security cam 45.<br />
Frank: I think I can get a... yeah, yeah yeah. Here we go. There. The lovely and talented Miss James, courtesy security cam 45.<BR>
Officer: What the hell's she doing?<br />
Officer: What the hell's she doing?<BR>
Frank: Looks like she's getting ready to jump off the roof and over the electric fence.<br />
Frank: Looks like she's getting ready to jump off the roof and over the electric fence.<BR>
Officer: It's 3 stories high!<br />
Officer: It's 3 stories high!<BR>
Frank: Don't look down sweetheart, that first step's a doozie<br />
Frank: Don't look down sweetheart, that first step's a doozie<BR>
Officer: Perimeter sentry 1-6, double-time it to gate four, we've have a possible jumper coming off the per--<br />
Officer: Perimeter sentry 1-6, double-time it to gate four, we've have a possible jumper coming off the per--<BR>
Frank: Jeezus! She jumped!<br />
Frank: Jeezus! She jumped!<BR>
Officer: Bring a medic!<br />
Officer: Bring a medic!<BR>


[[Media:ILB Hey soldier.ogg|Hey Soldier]]<br />
'''Hey Soldier'''<BR>
(beep)<br />
(beep)<BR>
Frank: Holy Christ, she's getting up!<br />
Frank: Holy Christ, she's getting up!<BR>
Officer: No way!<br />
Officer: No way!<BR>
Frank: That's not possible, she's going to get away.<br />
Frank: That's not possible, she's going to get away.<BR>
Officer: Nonono, here comes the sentry, he's got her at gun point<br />
Officer: Nonono, here comes the sentry, he's got her at gun point<BR>
Frank: If it weren't for the blackout, we'd never have seen her. Hang on, I'm going to runline you to the sentry's chatter. Listen<br />
Frank: If it weren't for the blackout, we'd never have seen her. Hang on, I'm going to runline you to the sentry's chatter. Listen<BR>
(chatter beeps on)<br />
(chatter beeps on)<BR>
Sentry: Halt! Put your hands in the air.<br />
Sentry: Halt! Put your hands in the air.<BR>
Jan: Hey soldier. Is that an assault rifle in your hands or are you just happy to see me?<br />
Jan: Hey soldier. Is that an assault rifle in your hands or are you just happy to see me?<BR>


[[Media:ILB Pqi.ogg|PQI]]
'''PQI'''


'Stupid Cop': Ever taken a PQI?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Ever taken a PQI?<BR>
Jan: Pop quiz? Yeah.<br />
Jan: Pop quiz? Yeah.<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Why?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Why?<BR>
Jan: School stuff.<br />
Jan: School stuff.<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Uh huh.<br />
'Stupid Cop': Uh huh.<BR>
Jan: "And once this old hag at the Ag-Step said I shoplifted this mood glass which I actually just forgot about but they made me take this stupid quiz anyway."<br />
Jan: "And once this old hag at the Ag-Step said I shoplifted this mood glass which I actually just forgot about but they made me take this stupid quiz anyway."<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Uh huh. Put your hand on this plate and look at the light. What's your name?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Uh huh. Put your hand on this plate and look at the light. What's your name?<BR>
Jan: Jan James<br />
Jan: Jan James<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Jan short for anything?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Jan short for anything?<BR>
Jan: Janissary<br />
Jan: Janissary<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Janissary? Interesting. You gonna be in trouble for this Jan?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Janissary? Interesting. You gonna be in trouble for this Jan?<BR>
Jan: Yeah<br />
Jan: Yeah<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Mom?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Mom?<BR>
Jan: Dad.<br />
Jan: Dad.<BR>
(warning beep)<br />
(warning beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Ya... That's a nice baseline. How old are you Jan?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Ya... That's a nice baseline. How old are you Jan?<BR>
Jan: 17.<br />
Jan: 17.<BR>
(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': So what were you doing up there?<br />
'Stupid Cop': So what were you doing up there?<BR>
Jan: I told the MP's I was lost.<br />
Jan: I told the MP's I was lost.<BR>
(negative beep)<br />
(negative beep)<BR>


[[Media:ILB Stupid cop.ogg|Stupid Cop]] <br />
'''stupid_cop'''<BR>


'Stupid Cop': I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br />
'Stupid Cop': I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<BR>
Jan: It was a dare, ok? These friends bet me I wouldn't climb over the fence.<br />
Jan: It was a dare, ok? These friends bet me I wouldn't climb over the fence.<BR>
(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': That's better. What friends?<br />
'Stupid Cop': That's better. What friends?<BR>
Jan: It doesn't matter, does it? I'm the one that was in the restricted area. Only then the alarms came on and the MP's showed up.<br />
Jan: It doesn't matter, does it? I'm the one that was in the restricted area. Only then the alarms came on and the MP's showed up.<BR>
(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Hm. So you were in the restricted area on a dare.<br />
'Stupid Cop': Hm. So you were in the restricted area on a dare.<BR>
Jan: Yes.<br />
Jan: Yes.<BR>
(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Are you aware that a vehicle from the base motor pool was found in a ditch outside of town an hour ago?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Are you aware that a vehicle from the base motor pool was found in a ditch outside of town an hour ago?<BR>
Jan: Really?<br />
Jan: Really?<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Answer yes or no. Did you know a vehicle had been stolen from the motor pool?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Answer yes or no. Did you know a vehicle had been stolen from the motor pool?<BR>
Jan: You just told me.<br />
Jan: You just told me.<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Did you know before I told you, yes or no?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Did you know before I told you, yes or no?<BR>
Jan: He was a terrorist do you think? eh.. I mean, no, sorry.<br />
Jan: He was a terrorist do you think? eh.. I mean, no, sorry.<BR>
(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Are you too smart to get caught by a stupid cop?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Are you too smart to get caught by a stupid cop?<BR>


[[Media:ILB Yes or no.ogg|Yes or No]] <br />
'''Yes or No'''<BR>


Jan: Wh-what?<br />
Jan: Wh-what?<BR>
(warning beep)<br />
(warning beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': (to himself) A little skew from baseline. Not too much, not probable cause. (to Jan) There's people out there who know how to beat the quiz, did you know that?<br />
'Stupid Cop': (to himself) A little skew from baseline. Not too much, not probable cause. (to Jan) There's people out there who know how to beat the quiz, did you know that?<BR>
Jan: Yeah<br />
Jan: Yeah<BR>
(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': You were drinking?<br />
'Stupid Cop': You were drinking?<BR>
Jan: What?
Jan: What?
'Stupid Cop': You and your buddies, you were drinking? One beer lead to another, and somehow the idea of this dare came up?<br />
'Stupid Cop': You and your buddies, you were drinking? One beer lead to another, and somehow the idea of this dare came up?<BR>
Jan: You know how it is.<br />
Jan: You know how it is.<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Yes or no<br />
'Stupid Cop': Yes or no<BR>
Jan: Yes.<br />
Jan: Yes.<BR>
(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': So I can check that statement against the blood alcohol test, right?
'Stupid Cop': So I can check that statement against the blood alcohol test, right?
Jan: Uh... uh...<br />
Jan: Uh... uh...<BR>
'Stupid Cop': I'm not very smart.<br />
'Stupid Cop': I'm not very smart.<BR>
Jan: P-pardon me?<br />
Jan: P-pardon me?<BR>
'Stupid Cop': I'm not stupid, but nobody recruited me for my test scores if you know what I mean. You, you're smart though aren't you? I mean, really smart.<br />
'Stupid Cop': I'm not stupid, but nobody recruited me for my test scores if you know what I mean. You, you're smart though aren't you? I mean, really smart.<BR>
Jan: I don't know<br />
Jan: I don't know<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Yes, or no.<br />
'Stupid Cop': Yes, or no.<BR>
Jan: Yes<br />
Jan: Yes<BR>
(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<BR>


[[Media:ILB Hey dad.ogg|Hey Dad]] <br />
'''Hey Dad'''<BR>


'Stupid Cop': Yeah I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Yeah I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<BR>
Jan: I don't know.<br />
Jan: I don't know.<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Yes, or no.<br />
'Stupid Cop': Yes, or no.<BR>
Jan: No.<br />
Jan: No.<BR>
(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Good at my job.<br />
'Stupid Cop': Good at my job.<BR>
(door opens)<br />
(door opens)<BR>
Officer: I'm required to inform you that the door will log your ID.<br />
Officer: I'm required to inform you that the door will log your ID.<BR>
James J: Thanks<br />
James J: Thanks<BR>
Officer: It's the father.<br />
Officer: It's the father.<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Come in.<br />
'Stupid Cop': Come in.<BR>
Jan: Hey dad.<br />
Jan: Hey dad.<BR>
(warning beep)<br />
(warning beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Hm. There's a spike on the baseline...<br />
'Stupid Cop': Hm. There's a spike on the baseline...<BR>
James J: Can I take her home?<br />
James J: Can I take her home?<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Uh not yet. We've got to take a statement, do some tests, standard operating procedure. The MP's only brought her here because we have a lab on site.
'Stupid Cop': Uh not yet. We've got to take a statement, do some tests, standard operating procedure. The MP's only brought her here because we have a lab on site.
Jan: I wasn't doing anything.<br />
Jan: I wasn't doing anything.<BR>
James J: What kind of tests?<br />
James J: What kind of tests?<BR>
 
'''Nervous'''<BR>


[[Media:ILB Nervous.ogg|Nervous]]<br />
'Stupid Cop': Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<BR>
James J: Do you really think that's necessary?<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Like I said, standard operating procedure.<BR>
Jan: Dad, you're making the nice police officer nervous. You're making me nervous<BR>
(warning beep)<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Now all of a sudden you're scared about something?<BR>
Jan: No<BR>
(negative beep)<BR>
James J: Take your hand off the touch-plate Jan. If you're gonna give my kid a pop-quiz, I'd like to wait until I have a lawyer present.<BR>
'Stupid Cop': You might like it, but the law doesn't require it.<BR>
Jan: It's no big deal dad, I can pee on a stick, it doesn't matter<BR>
James J: You don't know what matters. Ok officer, sorry if I sounded upset. It's, you get a call in the middle of the night, someone tells you it's your kid<BR>
'Stupid Cop': Yeah<BR>
James J: Is there a waiting room?<BR>


'Stupid Cop': Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br />
James J: Do you really think that's necessary?<br />
'Stupid Cop': Like I said, standard operating procedure.<br />
Jan: Dad, you're making the nice police officer nervous. You're making me nervous<br />
(warning beep)<br />
'Stupid Cop': Now all of a sudden you're scared about something?<br />
Jan: No<br />
(negative beep)<br />
James J: Take your hand off the touch-plate Jan. If you're gonna give my kid a pop-quiz, I'd like to wait until I have a lawyer present.<br />
'Stupid Cop': You might like it, but the law doesn't require it.<br />
Jan: It's no big deal dad, I can pee on a stick, it doesn't matter<br />
James J: You don't know what matters. Ok officer, sorry if I sounded upset. It's, you get a call in the middle of the night, someone tells you it's your kid<br />
'Stupid Cop': Yeah<br />
James J: Is there a waiting room?<br />


*[[Media:ILB Law abiding.ogg|Law Abiding]] → [[Media:ILB You knew.ogg|You Knew]]
*[[Media:Law abiding.ogg|Law Abiding]] → [[Media:You knew.ogg|You Knew]]


==[[Kamal Zaman]]==
==[[Kamal Zaman]]==
[[Media:ILB Parasites.ogg|Parasites]]


Hiro: Hello? Hello, are you there?<br />
*[[Media:Parasites.ogg|Parasites]] → [[Media:Eyes.ogg|Eyes]]
Kamal: What the hell happened?<br />
Hiro: I don't know, the connection went dead for a few seconds.<br />
Kamal: I have a situation here, she's gone!<br />
Hiro: You let her escape?<br />
Kamal: It happened so fast, I didn't know what to do!<br />
Hiro: Where'd she go?<br />
Kamal: The bathroom<br />
Hiro: Copy that. What did she say when she left?<br />
Kamal: I don't know. As soon as I started talking about intestinal parasites, boom! gone!<br />
Hiro: I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<br />


[[Media:ILB Eyes.ogg|Eyes]]
*[[Media:Beer.ogg|Beer]] →  [[Media:Four goats.ogg|Four Goats]]


Kamal: Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br />
*[[Media:Our hoodlums.ogg|Our Hoodlums]] →  [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/much_lifting.wav much_lifting]
Hiro: It's got references... good journals and everything.<br />
Kamal: Oh. Well that's ok I guess.<br />
Hiro: Ok, emergency action here. When she gets back, go straight to Chapter 7. Talk about her eyes<br />
Kamal: Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<br />
Hiro: Well ok, it just says eyes here.<br />
Kamal: I was better off with the liver flukes, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<br />
Waiter: Sir?<br />
Kamal: Hold on. Yes?<br />
Waiter: Your lady friend asked to deliver this to you, she was unavoidably called away... and, the cheque sir.<br />
Hiro: Oh man. Down in flames<br />
Kamal: Just the cheque will be fine.<br />


[[Media:ILB Beer.ogg|Beer]]  
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/meditape.wav meditape] →  [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/you_could.wav you_could] →  [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/say_something.wav say_something]


Hiro: Hey buddy!<br />
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/guilty.wav guilty]
Kamal: Sorry about that.<br />
Hiro: Better luck next time my friend<br />.
Kamal: Beer.<br />
Hiro: I got a cold one waiting for ya, pull up a couch and start drinking.<br />
Kamal: A book, Hiroyuki?<br />
Hiro: With references! Look, it's only one date. Who knows, in a year or two...<br />
Kamal: Actually, I've got this other thing...<br />
Hiro: What?<br />
Kamal: Nothing<br />
Hiro: Oh... you have another date!<br />
Kamal: Sorta...<br />
Hiro: A... blind date.<br />
Kamal: Mostly...<br />
Hiro: Aha, an arranged date. Setup by your mother, back on coral. Word of advice -<br />
Kamal: No thanks.<br />
Hiro: Choose a cheaper restaurant. <br />


[[Media:ILB Four goats.ogg|Four Goats]]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/message_saved.wav message_saved]


Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br />
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tuna.wav tuna] → [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hi_aiden.wav hi_aiden]
Kamal: Yes. Four goats, or maybe three.<br />
Hiro: You're Joking.<br />
Kamal: Of course I'm joking, you moron.<br />
Hiro: What's her name?<br />
Kamal: Sophia, Sophia Bossedon<br />
Hiro: Someone who needs her dates arranged from 42 light years away, I'm sure she's got a great personality.<br />
Kamal: Look at the picture.<br />
Hiro: Oh man. Awe Man, you are so out of your league.<br />


[[Media:ILB Our hoodlums.ogg|Our Hoodlums]]
'''Parasites'''


Sophia: I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br />
Hiro: Hello? Hello, are you there?<BR>
Kamal: It's ok<br />
Kamal: What the hell happened?<BR>
Sophia: No, it's really not fair, and this place is so nice.<br />
Hiro: I don't know, the connection went dead for a few seconds.<BR>
Kamal: Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.<br />
Kamal: I have a situation here, she's gone!<BR>
Sophia: It's just that... I can't tell my mother about Aiden. She'd freak. Aiden's, you know, very...<br />
Hiro: You let her escape?<BR>
Kamal: Earth?<br />
Kamal: It happened so fast, I didn't know what to do!<BR>
Sophia: He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<br />
Hiro: Where'd she go?<BR>
Kamal: He sounds great.<br />
Kamal: The bathroom<BR>
Sophia: Yeah, he helps people get through earth immigration, you know, Visa's and whatever. He got my brother here; some of what he does is kinda grey-market, you know. I mean, really, it's black market.<br />
Hiro: Copy that. What did she say when she left?<BR>
Kamal: But, that's not the problem.<br />
Kamal: I don't know. As soon as I started talking about intestinal parasites, boom! gone!<BR>
Sophia: No.<br />
Hiro: I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<BR>
Kamal: It's not so bad he's...<br />
Sophia: Colorful?<br />
Kamal: ...a hoodlum, just that he's not...<br />
Sophia: One of our hoodlums<br />
(laughing together) yeah<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/much_lifting.wav much_lifting]


Sophia:...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br />
'''Eyes'''<BR><BR>
Kamal: Then you'd pay.<br />
Sophia: Ya, and the next day she'd just lie in bed, unable to face the day - not that it would be my fault<br />
Kamal: Mine does housework. Face like a closed book. Big jobs involving much lifting, doesn't need help<br />
Sophia: The whole house stops breathing.<br />
Kamal: Coral. Maybe it's just a hard place to be a mother.<br />
Sophia: I'm never going back.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/meditape.wav meditape]
Kamal: Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<BR>
Hiro: It's got references... good journals and everything.<BR>
Kamal: Oh. Well that's ok I guess.<BR>
Hiro: Ok, emergency action here. When she gets back, go straight to Chapter 7. Talk about her eyes<BR>
Kamal: Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<BR>
Hiro: Well ok, it just says eyes here.<BR>
Kamal: I was better off with the liver flukes, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<BR>
Waiter: Sir?<BR>
Kamal: Hold on. Yes?<BR>
Waiter: Your lady friend asked to deliver this to you, she was unavoidably called away... and, the cheque sir.<BR>
Hiro: Oh man. Down in flames<BR>
Kamal: Just the cheque will be fine.<BR>


Sophia: And then when Aiden did finally show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<br />
'''Beer'''
Kamal: Well how could you know? Four hours late? On your birthday...<br />
Sophia: Exactly. But there he'd been in the emergency room..<br />
Kamal: Or stopping by the pharmacy on the way back from his girlfriend's house to buy a roll of tape.<br />
Sophia: Are you trying to start trouble here?<br />
Kamal: Not at all. Tell me more about the old meditape trick.<br />
Sophia: I'm not talking to you any more.<br />
Kamal: I was dating this girl once. I got real paranoid about what she was doing, so I started... w.. well this is going to sound crazy, but I started ghosting her. You know, on the chatter net.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/you_could.wav you_could]
Hiro: Hey buddy!<BR>
Kamal: Sorry about that.<BR>
Hiro: Better luck next time my friend<BR>.
Kamal: Beer.<BR>
Hiro: I got a cold one waiting for ya, pull up a couch and start drinking.<BR>
Kamal: A book, Hiroyuki?<BR>
Hiro: With references! Look, it's only one date. Who knows, in a year or two...<BR>
Kamal: Actually, I've got this other thing...<BR>
Hiro: What?<BR>
Kamal: Nothing<BR>
Hiro: Oh... you have another date!<BR>
Kamal: Sorta...<BR>
Hiro: A... blind date.<BR>
Kamal: Mostly...<BR>
Hiro: Aha, an arranged date. Setup by your mother, back on coral. Word of advice -<BR>
Kamal: No thanks.<BR>
Hiro: Choose a cheaper restaurant. <BR>


Sophia: You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<br />
'''Four Goats'''<BR><BR>
Kamal: Not at all.<br />
 
Sophia: *gasp* You could.<br />
Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<BR>
Kamal: Of course not.<br />
Kamal: Yes. Four goats, or maybe three.<BR>
Sophia: You could, couldn't you?<br />
Hiro: You're Joking.<BR>
Kamal: Maybe a little.<br />
Kamal: Of course I'm joking, you moron.<BR>
Sophia: Show me.<br />
Hiro: What's her name?<BR>
Kamal: Ok. Well if some bad person couldn't live without the sound of your voice, he'd probably start by doing a reverse lookup on your chatter sig.<br />
Kamal: Sophia, Sophia Bossedon<BR>
Sophia: Is this what you always do to impress girls?<br />
Hiro: Someone who needs her dates arranged from 42 light years away, I'm sure she's got a great personality.<BR>
Kamal: You see why my mother makes all my dates<br />
Kamal: Look at the picture.<BR>
Hiro: Oh man. Awe Man, you are so out of your league.<BR>
 
'''Our Hoodlums'''
 
Sophia: I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<BR>
Kamal: It's ok<BR>
Sophia: No, it's really not fair, and this place is so nice.<BR>
Kamal: Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.<BR>
Sophia: It's just that... I can't tell my mother about Aiden. She'd freak. Aiden's, you know, very...<BR>
Kamal: Earth?<BR>
Sophia: He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<BR>
Kamal: He sounds great.<BR>
Sophia: Yeah, he helps people get through earth immigration, you know, Visa's and whatever. He got my brother here; some of what he does is kinda grey-market, you know. I mean, really, it's black market.<BR>
Kamal: But, that's not the problem.<BR>
Sophia: No.<BR>
Kamal: It's not so bad he's...<BR>
Sophia: Colourful?<BR>
Kamal: ...a hoodlum, just that he's not...<BR>
Sophia: One of our hoodlums<BR>
(laughing together) yeah<BR>
 
'''much lifting'''
 
Sophia:...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<BR>
Kamal: Then you'd pay.<BR>
Sophia: Ya, and the next day she'd just lie in bed, unable to face the day - not that it would be my fault<BR>
Kamal: Mine does housework. Face like a closed book. Big jobs involving much lifting, doesn't need help<BR>
Sophia: The whole house stops breathing.<BR>
Kamal: Coral. Maybe it's just a hard place to be a mother.<BR>
Sophia: I'm never going back.<BR>
 
'''Meditape'''
 
Sophia: And then when Aiden did finally show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<BR>
Kamal: Well how could you know? Four hours late? On your birthday...<BR>
Sophia: Exactly. But there he'd been in the emergency room..<BR>
Kamal: Or stopping by the pharmacy on the way back from his girlfriend's house to buy a roll of tape.<BR>
Sophia: Are you trying to start trouble here?<BR>
Kamal: Not at all. Tell me more about the old meditape trick.<BR>
Sophia: I'm not talking to you any more.<BR>
Kamal: I was dating this girl once. I got real paranoid about what she was doing, so I started... w.. well this is going to sound crazy, but I started ghosting her. You know, on the chatter net.<BR>
 
'''You Could'''
 
Sophia: You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<BR>
Kamal: Not at all.<BR>
Sophia: *gasp* You could.<BR>
Kamal: Of course not.<BR>
Sophia: You could, couldn't you?<BR>
Kamal: Maybe a little.<BR>
Sophia: Show me.<BR>
Kamal: Ok. Well if some bad person couldn't live without the sound of your voice, he'd probably start by doing a reverse lookup on your chatter sig.<BR>
Sophia: Is this what you always do to impress girls?<BR>
Kamal: You see why my mother makes all my dates<BR>
(laughs)
(laughs)


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/say_something.wav say_something]
'''Say Something'''


Kamal: Ok, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Ok, it's not completely pathetic. Ok (beep) I'm in. Say something...<br />
Kamal: Ok, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Ok, it's not completely pathetic. Ok (beep) I'm in. Say something...<BR>
Sophia: What do you mean say something? (echo) Oh my god that's my voice! That's me! What are you doing?<br />
Sophia: What do you mean say something? (echo) Oh my god that's my voice! That's me! What are you doing?<BR>
Kamal: I'm ghosting you.<br />
Kamal: I'm ghosting you.<BR>
Sophia: You can't do that!<br />
Sophia: You can't do that!<BR>
Kamal: You're probably right<br />
Kamal: You're probably right<BR>
Sophia: (laughs) Oh my god. Wait... can you do that with anyone?<br />
Sophia: (laughs) Oh my god. Wait... can you do that with anyone?<BR>


*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/guilty.wav guilty]
'''Guilty'''


Kamal: You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<br />
Kamal: You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<BR>
Sophia: You must think I'm such a creep.<br />
Sophia: You must think I'm such a creep.<BR>
Kamal: I do! Well, of course, when I did it to my girlfriend it was ok. Like the dog said - "Not me, but (together) another dog that looks just like me"<br />
Kamal: I do! Well, of course, when I did it to my girlfriend it was ok. Like the dog said - "Not me, but (together) another dog that looks just like me"<BR>
(laughs)
(laughs)
Sophia: It's just that I... I mean, there was this one time when he... you know, I mean they were drunk and it didn't mean anything, it was just body knocking<br />
Sophia: It's just that I... I mean, there was this one time when he... you know, I mean they were drunk and it didn't mean anything, it was just body knocking<BR>
Kamal: That made you feel better?<br />
Kamal: That made you feel better?<BR>
Sophia: Well he promised me never, ever again. But there's... I just have this feeling...<br />
Sophia: Well he promised me never, ever again. But there's... I just have this feeling...<BR>
Kamal: I know.<br />
Kamal: I know.<BR>
Sophia: All of a sudden he just started bringing me these gifts... Aiden can be really generous, but it just feels...<br />
Sophia: All of a sudden he just started bringing me these gifts... Aiden can be really generous, but it just feels...<BR>
Kamal: Guilty.<br />
Kamal: Guilty.<BR>
Sophia: Yeah.<br />
Sophia: Yeah.<BR>
Kamal: Yeah.<br />
Kamal: Yeah.<BR>


*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/message_saved.wav message_saved]
'''Message Saved'''


Machine: You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:
Machine: You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:
Sophia: Kamal, thanks for the, what would you call it, the Aiden stuff. I guess I didn't realize there would be 30 hours worth. But I'll try the search-thingy you sent with it. Thanks a lot. I owe you big time!<br />
Sophia: Kamal, thanks for the, what would you call it, the Aiden stuff. I guess I didn't realize there would be 30 hours worth. But I'll try the search-thingy you sent with it. Thanks a lot. I owe you big time!<BR>
Machine: Message deleted. Next message.<br />
Machine: Message deleted. Next message.<BR>
Sophia: Hi, Kamal. Could you call me when you get this? I managed to dump all the sleeping time, but I was wondering... oh, wait, here it is. I can search for women's voices. (giggles) That's very clever. Never mind.<br />
Sophia: Hi, Kamal. Could you call me when you get this? I managed to dump all the sleeping time, but I was wondering... oh, wait, here it is. I can search for women's voices. (giggles) That's very clever. Never mind.<BR>
Machine: Message deleted. Next message.<br />
Machine: Message deleted. Next message.<BR>
Sophia: Can you... Can you ghost someone for me, I mean, I have a name - her name is Selene Jefferson. Call me back. I'm, I'm sorry. Anyway, just call me back. I really need your help.<br />
Sophia: Can you... Can you ghost someone for me, I mean, I have a name - her name is Selene Jefferson. Call me back. I'm, I'm sorry. Anyway, just call me back. I really need your help.<BR>
Machine: Message saved.<br />
Machine: Message saved.<BR>


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tuna.wav tuna]
'''Tuna'''<BR><BR>


Sophia: I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br />
Sophia: I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<BR>
Kamal: I d-- I don... I mean...<br />
Kamal: I d-- I don... I mean...<BR>
Sophia: Not hurt him, just- just completely humiliating him would do. In front of the girl. Where is he?<br />
Sophia: Not hurt him, just- just completely humiliating him would do. In front of the girl. Where is he?<BR>
Kamal: Atlanta<br />
Kamal: Atlanta<BR>
Sophia: Atlanta? That bastard said he was gonna be in Buffalo, New York. Can I talk to him?<br />
Sophia: Atlanta? That bastard said he was gonna be in Buffalo, New York. Can I talk to him?<BR>
Kamal: Not directly, he's offline.<br />
Kamal: Not directly, he's offline.<BR>
Sophia: You lost him?<br />
Sophia: You lost him?<BR>
Kamal: No, I've still got him, I just had to be sneaky. His room is live, right, so even though his chatter's off, I'm tracking him through things like the thermostat monitors.<br />
Kamal: No, I've still got him, I just had to be sneaky. His room is live, right, so even though his chatter's off, I'm tracking him through things like the thermostat monitors.<BR>
Sophia: That's spooky.<br />
Sophia: That's spooky.<BR>
Kamal: I've got the girl. She's waiting for him in the bar. Wait... it's a restaurant. Whoa! Look at this menu! There's tuna on the menu. (whistles)
Kamal: I've got the girl. She's waiting for him in the bar. Wait... it's a restaurant. Whoa! Look at this menu! There's tuna on the menu. (whistles)
Sophia: Is she pretty?<br />
Sophia: Is she pretty?<BR>


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hi_aiden.wav hi_aiden]
'''Hi Aiden'''<BR><BR>


Kamal: No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br />
Kamal: No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<BR>
Sophia: Heh, you're a rotten liar.<br />
Sophia: Heh, you're a rotten liar.<BR>
Kamal: Ok wait, your boyfriend just passed the electric eye at the restaurant door.<br />
Kamal: Ok wait, your boyfriend just passed the electric eye at the restaurant door.<BR>
Sophia: He's there? Can I talk to him?<br />
Sophia: He's there? Can I talk to him?<BR>
Kamal: I can let you talk to her, or him, or both of them. If you want, I could make your voice sound like it's right between them.<br />
Kamal: I can let you talk to her, or him, or both of them. If you want, I could make your voice sound like it's right between them.<BR>
Sophia: Do it.<br />
Sophia: Do it.<BR>
Kamal: Ok, you are live, any time you want.<br />
Kamal: Ok, you are live, any time you want.<BR>
(beep)
(beep)
Sophia: Selene! Hi, you don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - Buffalo - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<br />
Sophia: Selene! Hi, you don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - Buffalo - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<BR>
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