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| | The website '''I Love Bees''' was created in 2004 by [[Dana Awbrey]] for her [[Aunt Margaret]]. The site was designed to promote her beekeeping business ''Margaret's Honey'' and share her love of bees, but in that July the site was taken over by three [[AI]]s from the year 2552. |
| [[File:Ilovebees index.jpg|thumb|I Love Bees as it is supposed to look.]]
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| [[File:ILB.gif|thumb|I Love Bees as it looked by the end.]]
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| The website '''I Love Bees''' was created in [[2004]] by [[Dana Awbrey]] for her [[Margaret Efendi|Aunt Margaret]]. The site was designed to promote her beekeeping business ''[[Margaret's House of Bees]]'' and share her love of bees, but in that July the site was taken over by three [[Artificial intelligence|AI]]s from the year 2552. | |
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| ==AIs== | | ==AIs== |
| {{main|i love bees synopsis}} | | {{main|I Love Bees Synopsis}} |
| A [[slipspace]] anomaly propelled the [[United Nations Space Command|UNSC]] shipboard AI [[Melissa (AI)|Melissa]], as well as the [[Covenant]] hitchhiker [[Seeker (AI)|Seeker]], backwards in time to 2004. A stray thought about bees surfaced in her subconscious mind, and she landed in the I Love Bees website server to make her recovery. | | A [[Slipspace]] anamoly propelled the [[UNSC]] shipboard AI [[Melissa]], as well as the [[Covenant]] hitchhiker [[Seeker]], backwards in time to 2004. A stray thought about bees surfaced in her subconcious mind, and she landed in the I Love Bees website server to make her recovery. |
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| Her weak state triggered the [[System Peril Distributed Reflex|SPDR]], a simple AI programmed to repair her. The Seeker recognized it as a threat and tried to kill it, but was unable to accomplish this. It then disguised itself as an updated version of the SPDR, tricking Melissa into disabling the real one. | | Her weak state triggered the [[SPDR]], a simple AI programmed to repair her. The Seeker recognized it as a threat and tried to kill it, but was unable to acomplish this. It then disguised itself as an updated version of the SPDR, tricking Melissa into disabling the real one. |
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| When the Slipspace anomaly occurred again, Melissa was sent back to her home. The Seeker and the SPDR, however, were left in the server. Now that the Seeker was unprotected, the SPDR quickly killed it. It then went into a sort of hibernation, preparing to wait 500 years until it could rejoin the UNSC. | | When the Slipspace anamoly occured again, Melissa was sent back to her home. The Seeker and the SPDR, however, were left in the server. Now that the Seeker was unprotected, the SPDR quickly killed it. It then went into a sort of hibernation, preparing to wait 500 years until it could rejoin the UNSC. |
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| ===Why I Love Bees=== | | ==External Links== |
| In the [[Archive:Apocalypso Chat|Chat with I Love Bees creators]] it was revealed why Melissa crashed into www.ilovebees.com. It was a memory in Melissa's head before she was washed out of [[SPARTAN-II|Spartan]] training, a memory revealed in the [[Princess Monologue]].
| | *[http://www.ilovebees.com/ I Love Bees] |
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| Where Dr. [[Catherine Halsey]] who directed the Spartan program is getting ready to start the bio-upgrades:
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| / Halsey picks up a needle. Tests the plunger. Something yellow sprays out.
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| Venom colored. /
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| / Don't worry, she says. The queenly smile. This will hardly hurt a bit./
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| The needle is something that was common throughout the I Love Bees saga as it had, "Just a little sting." Just a little sting, just like a bee.
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| ==Site Images==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:CUTEBEE.gif|The uncorrupted CUTEBEE.gif
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| Image:CUTEBEE-2.gif|A corrupted CUTEBEE.gif
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| Image:BEE LOGO.gif|The uncorrupted BEE_LOGO.gif
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| Image:BEE LOGO-2.gif|A corrupted BEE_LOGO.gif
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| Image:Bee2 margaretphoto.jpg|The uncorrupted bee2_margaretphoto.jpg
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| Image:Bee2 margaretphoto-2.jpg|A corrupted bee2_margaretphoto.jpg
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| File:Bee2 margaretphoto-3.jpg|A corrupted bee2_margaretphoto.jpg
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| File:Bee2 margaretphoto-4.jpg|A corrupted bee2_margaretphoto.jpg
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| File:Bee2 margaretphoto-5.jpg|A corrupted bee2_margaretphoto.jpg
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| File:Bee2 margaretphoto-6.jpg|A corrupted bee2_margaretphoto.jpg
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| File:Bee garden.jpg|The uncorrupted bee_garden.jpg
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| File:Bee garden-2.jpg|A corrupted bee_garden.jpg
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| File:Bee garden-3.jpg|A corrupted bee_garden.jpg
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| File:Bee garden-4.jpg|A corrupted bee_garden.jpg
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| File:Bee garden-5.jpg|A corrupted bee_garden.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| ==Related links==
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| '''Internal'''
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| *[[Society of the Ancients]]
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| '''External'''
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| *[http://www.ilovebees.co/ I Love Bees]
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| [[Category:I Love Bees]] | | [[Category:I Love Bees]] |
