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*When I was a larva in the tidepools of [[Balaho]], my dear mother wrapped me in her pleopods and said, "[''Voice crack''] Glibnub, grow up and make me proud." Well, here I am, the disembodied source of existential torment for thousands of doomed morons! [''Sobbing''] I love you, mom! [''Sobbing''] | *When I was a larva in the tidepools of [[Balaho]], my dear mother wrapped me in her pleopods and said, "[''Voice crack''] Glibnub, grow up and make me proud." Well, here I am, the disembodied source of existential torment for thousands of doomed morons! [''Sobbing''] I love you, mom! [''Sobbing''] | ||
*You know, I heard that [[Spartan|demons]] don't exist. It's just a myth my nipple coach made up to try and scare us out of sniffing the good gas. | *You know, I heard that [[Spartan|demons]] don't exist. It's just a myth my nipple coach made up to try and scare us out of sniffing the good gas. | ||
*Say, if your [[Catherine Halsey| | *Say, if your [[Catherine Halsey|Doctor Halsey]] was so smart, why'd she have to [[SPARTAN-II program|get a bunch of kids to do her dirty work]], huh? And people call us the bad guys? | ||
*You ever wonder what a shaved Brute looks like? Not until I mentioned it, right? Try and get that image out of your heads, humans! | *You ever wonder what a shaved Brute looks like? Not until I mentioned it, right? Try and get that image out of your heads, humans! | ||
*Glibnub here, nothing major to report, just taking some me time to reflect on how hopeless and screwed you are. [''sighs''] Ah yeah, that's nice. | *Glibnub here, nothing major to report, just taking some me time to reflect on how hopeless and screwed you are. [''sighs''] Ah yeah, that's nice. | ||
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*Listen, you’re fools to pin your hopes on the Master Chief. The guy’s a mess. He’s got a habit of solving every problem he meets with violence, and while that’s pretty cool, it’s not the mark of a stable mind. And neither is mumbling at little blue people that live in your head. So pick a better hero. I nominate me. | *Listen, you’re fools to pin your hopes on the Master Chief. The guy’s a mess. He’s got a habit of solving every problem he meets with violence, and while that’s pretty cool, it’s not the mark of a stable mind. And neither is mumbling at little blue people that live in your head. So pick a better hero. I nominate me. | ||
*You humans think the Chief is here for you? Please, since when has he cared about anything except his stupid blue pal? He got what he came for. Don’t be surprised when he abandons you. | *You humans think the Chief is here for you? Please, since when has he cared about anything except his stupid blue pal? He got what he came for. Don’t be surprised when he abandons you. | ||
*You may have heard rumors of a Spartan emerging from the bowels of the ring. Those rumors are entirely | *You may have heard rumors of a Spartan emerging from the bowels of the ring. Those rumors are entirely false. Spartans are extinct thanks to the Hand of Atriox, so stop spreading human lies. | ||
*I don’t wanna hear one more of you stupid humans crowing about the Master Chief. Atriox defeated him with the flick of his wrist. How much of a fight do you think he’s gonna put up this time around? In conclusion, hope is a meaningless waste of time, and if you want proof of that, ask all of your dead pals. | *I don’t wanna hear one more of you stupid humans crowing about the Master Chief. Atriox defeated him with the flick of his wrist. How much of a fight do you think he’s gonna put up this time around? In conclusion, hope is a meaningless waste of time, and if you want proof of that, ask all of your dead pals. | ||
*Latest reports from the field indicate that two more human squads have been annihilated. Great work annihilating Banished! Great work dying, humans! Who says we can’t work together? | *Latest reports from the field indicate that two more human squads have been annihilated. Great work annihilating Banished! Great work dying, humans! Who says we can’t work together? | ||
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*In claiming Zeta Halo, the Banished have done what the Covenant couldn’t. That’s right, the Covenant, which time after time pushed you idiots to the brink of extinction, are nothing compared to us. We’re like nothing you’ve ever seen. | *In claiming Zeta Halo, the Banished have done what the Covenant couldn’t. That’s right, the Covenant, which time after time pushed you idiots to the brink of extinction, are nothing compared to us. We’re like nothing you’ve ever seen. | ||
*When you’re sitting there asking “Why me?”, remember that you came to Zeta Halo looking for a fight. All we did was give you one. | *When you’re sitting there asking “Why me?”, remember that you came to Zeta Halo looking for a fight. All we did was give you one. | ||
*[ | *[yawning] Gosh, it’s been a long day, ah, watching you pathetic nerds beg for your life. Oh, I’m beat! What are you UNSC dorks up to? Running and screaming. Ah, thought so. Just another day in paradise, huh? | ||
*Attention all UNSC troops, just wanted you to know that the “unspoiled” rations you “miraculously” discovered last week were given some extra special seasonings by my good pal Jiplik. Hope they were tasty. | *Attention all UNSC troops, just wanted you to know that the “unspoiled” rations you “miraculously” discovered last week were given some extra special seasonings by my good pal Jiplik. Hope they were tasty. | ||
*Reminder, resistance is hazardous to your health, because it makes us really, really angry. | *Reminder, resistance is hazardous to your health, because it makes us really, really angry. | ||
*Listen up, humans, got any friends at [[Helix Squad]]? You’re gonna wanna check up on ‘em. Or what’s left of ‘em anyway. We left them in a nice big crater. | *Listen up, humans, got any friends at [[Helix Squad]]? You’re gonna wanna check up on ‘em. Or what’s left of ‘em anyway. We left them in a nice big crater. | ||
*If you humans are praying for the moment that backup finally arrives, remember, since Zeta Halo warped, they have no idea where to even start looking for you. You’re alone, and you’re gonna stay that way. | *If you humans are praying for the moment that backup finally arrives, remember, since Zeta Halo warped, they have no idea where to even start looking for you. You’re alone, and you’re gonna stay that way. | ||
* | *Ho boy, just imagine, all that worthless human culture and industry that’ll go up in flames when we activate this ring. It’ll be like you never existed at all and there’ll be nobody alive to mourn the loss. Anyway, have a great day. | ||
*Hey softskins, I know you’re probably thinking of your friends back home, so we just wanted to let you know that we transmitted a bunch of messages back to all your buddies on Earth and we told them you were all dead. Dead and smelly. Everyone, including your buddies, had themselves a real hearty chuckle. | *Hey softskins, I know you’re probably thinking of your friends back home, so we just wanted to let you know that we transmitted a bunch of messages back to all your buddies on Earth and we told them you were all dead. Dead and smelly. Everyone, including your buddies, had themselves a real hearty chuckle. | ||
*To our human friends still clinging to life on this ring, we know where you are, we know how to find you, and we’ll destroy every last one of you. So it’s time to get your affairs in order. I’m not sure what affairs you have left other than hiding in caves and eating moss, but you know, get it sorted. | *To our human friends still clinging to life on this ring, we know where you are, we know how to find you, and we’ll destroy every last one of you. So it’s time to get your affairs in order. I’m not sure what affairs you have left other than hiding in caves and eating moss, but you know, get it sorted. | ||
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*The last Spartan is dead, and he died like a sniveling coward. His last wish was that you would all just give up. Just stop prolonging what is, by now, an absolute certainty. Why not honor him by turning yourself in? | *The last Spartan is dead, and he died like a sniveling coward. His last wish was that you would all just give up. Just stop prolonging what is, by now, an absolute certainty. Why not honor him by turning yourself in? | ||
*What you got left in the tank, humans? Ain’t you running on fumes? How much longer do you think you can go? | *What you got left in the tank, humans? Ain’t you running on fumes? How much longer do you think you can go? | ||
* | *Uh, if you haven’t heard, your old home away from home, that ratty ship the ''[[UNSC Mortal Reverie|Mortal Reverie]]'', is now a Banished stronghold. We scrubbed the stink of the walls and threw out most of your stuff. So if you’re looking for a lost knick knack or misplaced comrade, check the pile of burning garbage. Can’t miss it. | ||
*There’s not many of you left on this ring, but don’t worry. These little pep talks from yours truly will continue until every last one of you is dead. That’s a Glibnub guarantee! I’m here for you ‘til the very end! | *There’s not many of you left on this ring, but don’t worry. These little pep talks from yours truly will continue until every last one of you is dead. That’s a Glibnub guarantee! I’m here for you ‘til the very end! | ||
*Attention humans, I was just going back through some dog tags plucked off your dead comrades and I gotta say, human names are just the dumbest-sounding names in the galaxy. [[Jeff Easterling|Easterling]], [[Joe McDonagh|McDonagh]], [[Aaron Linde|Linde]], [[Paul Crocker|Crocker]], where’d you come up with that stupid crap? Go back in time and tell your parents to try harder. | *Attention, humans, I was just going back through some dog tags plucked off your dead comrades and I gotta say, human names are just the dumbest-sounding names in the galaxy. [[Jeff Easterling|Easterling]], [[Joe McDonagh|McDonagh]], [[Aaron Linde|Linde]], [[Paul Crocker|Crocker]], where’d you come up with that stupid crap? Go back in time and tell your parents to try harder. | ||
*Welcome to day 160. No wait, 70? Oh well, somewhere around 1/6th of your miserable existence on Zeta Halo. Honestly, who knows how long it’s been anymore? Time flies when you’re having fun, and slaughtering humans is about as fun as it gets! | *Welcome to day 160. No wait, 70? Oh well, somewhere around 1/6th of your miserable existence on Zeta Halo. Honestly, who knows how long it’s been anymore? Time flies when you’re having fun, and slaughtering humans is about as fun as it gets! | ||
*The Banished are within reach of total victory, humans. Our time together will soon come to an end, but we’ll make sure to etch “Tried their best” on humanity’s tombstone, right before we launch it into the nearest sun. | *The Banished are within reach of total victory, humans. Our time together will soon come to an end, but we’ll make sure to etch “Tried their best” on humanity’s tombstone, right before we launch it into the nearest sun. | ||
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*Remember when the Infinity came to Zeta Halo just to get ambushed and crushed by us Banished? Ha, that was a nasty surprise, wasn’t it? Just goes to show you we’re always one step ahead. Always. | *Remember when the Infinity came to Zeta Halo just to get ambushed and crushed by us Banished? Ha, that was a nasty surprise, wasn’t it? Just goes to show you we’re always one step ahead. Always. | ||
*Don’t relax yet, humans, we’re not going anywhere and we’ve got plenty more hardware up in orbit that we can drop on your useless heads at any time. Please continue to stare at the sky gripped by fear of the unknown. | *Don’t relax yet, humans, we’re not going anywhere and we’ve got plenty more hardware up in orbit that we can drop on your useless heads at any time. Please continue to stare at the sky gripped by fear of the unknown. | ||
*You think the Spartans are gonna save you? Think again. They’re dead, all of ‘em | *You think the Spartans are gonna save you? Think again. They’re dead, all of ‘em. Every one of those towering dorks that set foot on this ring has been eliminated. There’s no cavalry riding in, humans. No savior waiting in the wings. Just attrition, followed by submission, followed by, you guessed it, death. | ||
*At the sound of the tone, all humans on the ring will lay down their arms and give up. Ding! Did it work? I said ding, you idiots! | *At the sound of the tone, all humans on the ring will lay down their arms and give up. Ding! Did it work? I said ding, you idiots! | ||
*Uh, question for you softskins. What are you even doing here? What did the UNSC ever do for you except throw you screaming into the gaping maw of death time after time? Is that leadership you can trust? Hell no! Join the Banished. No humans have joined yet, but hey, first time for everything. | *Uh, question for you softskins. What are you even doing here? What did the UNSC ever do for you except throw you screaming into the gaping maw of death time after time? Is that leadership you can trust? Hell no! Join the Banished. No humans have joined yet, but hey, first time for everything. | ||
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*Look, we all said some stuff we didn’t mean. You know, about slaughtering humans and the like, but there’s no reason to take it out on every more or less innocent Grunt you come across, okay? [laughs] Just…just remember that. | *Look, we all said some stuff we didn’t mean. You know, about slaughtering humans and the like, but there’s no reason to take it out on every more or less innocent Grunt you come across, okay? [laughs] Just…just remember that. | ||
*Look up in the sky, humans. See all those beautiful Banished ships? Hanging silently like guillotines over your heads? We’re not going anywhere. Zeta Halo is now our home. | *Look up in the sky, humans. See all those beautiful Banished ships? Hanging silently like guillotines over your heads? We’re not going anywhere. Zeta Halo is now our home. | ||
*Attention, [[Corporal]] [[Leah Rodriguez]] of [[Bluebell Squad]], we intercepted your transmission back to Earth | *Attention, [[Corporal]] [[Leah Rodriguez]] of [[Bluebell Squad]], we intercepted your transmission back to Earth and we agree. You have very little chance of seeing your home again, but we sure did appreciate all that whining and crying you were doing. [laughs] Keep it up! | ||
*The Brutes cleared out a cave and found one of your diaries. I got notes. First, all of your whining about your dumb regrets in the face of certain death. Uh, cliché, try harder! Second, your handwriting. It makes you look weak. And third, nobody but me will ever read it. So 100% of your audience is laughing at your pain! | *The Brutes cleared out a cave and found one of your diaries. I got notes. First, all of your whining about your dumb regrets in the face of certain death. Uh, cliché, try harder! Second, your handwriting. It makes you look weak. And third, nobody but me will ever read it. So 100% of your audience is laughing at your pain! | ||
*Attention, [[Barracuda Squad]]. Barracuda Squad? That’s a stupid name. Just wanted you to know that we still got your commander. I mean, he’s dead, but we do still have him and he’s a lot of fun. | *Attention, [[Barracuda Squad]]. Barracuda Squad? That’s a stupid name. Just wanted you to know that we still got your commander. I mean, he’s dead, but we do still have him and he’s a lot of fun. | ||
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*If anybody’s looking for a Spartan Theodore Sorel, take a peek in the Conservatory and see for yourself what happens when you go up against not one, but two Spartan Killers. It ain’t pretty. | *If anybody’s looking for a Spartan Theodore Sorel, take a peek in the Conservatory and see for yourself what happens when you go up against not one, but two Spartan Killers. It ain’t pretty. | ||
*This just in, the humans are extremely excited they conquered some tiny insignificant island when us Banished have all the rest of the ring to ourselves. Congratulations, losers, you did it. | *This just in, the humans are extremely excited they conquered some tiny insignificant island when us Banished have all the rest of the ring to ourselves. Congratulations, losers, you did it. | ||
==On [[John-117|the Master Chief]]== | ==On [[John-117|the Master Chief]]== | ||
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*Fun fact: "Chief" rhymes with "grief". ...I don't really have anything to add to that, but you know, it sure makes you think, right? | *Fun fact: "Chief" rhymes with "grief". ...I don't really have anything to add to that, but you know, it sure makes you think, right? | ||
*Why can't we kill the Chief? It's like he's psychic or something. Wait, I got it, we just gotta [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid plug the controller into Player 2]. Wait, what the hell do you mean there's no plug? | *Why can't we kill the Chief? It's like he's psychic or something. Wait, I got it, we just gotta [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid plug the controller into Player 2]. Wait, what the hell do you mean there's no plug? | ||
* | *Oh, I got it, turn the console off! Right now! Do it! If you don't, uh, uh, you'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV! Think about your health! | ||
*We're...not so different, are we? Heck, in another place, in another time, [[I Would Have Been Your Daddy|I would have been your daddy]]. | *We're...not so different, are we? Heck, in another place, in another time, [[I Would Have Been Your Daddy|I would have been your daddy]]. | ||
*Does anyone remember which Halo this one is? [[Installation 06|Six]] or...seven? I honestly can't keep track of it all. Anyway, here's some Gregorian chanting. | *Does anyone remember which Halo this one is? [[Installation 06|Six]] or...seven? I honestly can't keep track of it all. Anyway, here's some Gregorian chanting. | ||
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*Here is a poem for the Master Chief: Your blood is red/[[Blue Team|Your teammates blue]]/[[John-117's mother|Your parents]] don’t remember you. The end. | *Here is a poem for the Master Chief: Your blood is red/[[Blue Team|Your teammates blue]]/[[John-117's mother|Your parents]] don’t remember you. The end. | ||
*You must think this is just some big dumb game, huh? Just because you [[Warship Gbraakon|blew up]] [[Ghost of Gbraakon|our battleship]] and gave us a bunch of trouble? Ha, you’re the one that’s gonna be sorry, Spartan! | *You must think this is just some big dumb game, huh? Just because you [[Warship Gbraakon|blew up]] [[Ghost of Gbraakon|our battleship]] and gave us a bunch of trouble? Ha, you’re the one that’s gonna be sorry, Spartan! | ||
*So, so wait a minute, I just found out that the Master Chief’s name is John. John? '' | *So, so wait a minute, I just found out that the Master Chief’s name is John. John? ''John''? We’re afraid of a guy named ''John? Are you kidding me?'' | ||
*Spartan, don’t look now, but three cloaked Elites are behind you. Have fun dying! [laughs] Made you look! [sighs] Hey, while I’ve got your attention, do you need a sidekick or something? I’m available. | *Spartan, don’t look now, but three cloaked Elites are behind you. Have fun dying! [laughs] Made you look! [sighs] Hey, while I’ve got your attention, do you need a sidekick or something? I’m available. | ||
*I’m actually starting to feel sorry for the big green dork. I mean, he’s got his ass kicked in front of everybody, most of his friends are dead, his own pets hate him. I don’t know if he has pets, but if he does, they definitely hate him, and most tragic of all, his worst days and his greatest failures are still ahead of him. | *I’m actually starting to feel sorry for the big green dork. I mean, he’s got his ass kicked in front of everybody, most of his friends are dead, his own pets hate him. I don’t know if he has pets, but if he does, they definitely hate him, and most tragic of all, his worst days and his greatest failures are still ahead of him. | ||
*Ugh, I hate this. We were supposed to win, not you! You always get to win. Remember [[Installation 04|the first space ring]]? The Spartan [[Battle of Installation 04|blows it up]], you win. Then [[Installation 00|the big flowery space base]]? You [[Battle of Installation 00|win]]. [[Ur-Didact|Ancient warrior mummy]] in [[Requiem|the hollowed-out planet thing]]? You [[New Phoenix Incident|win again]]. Ugh, so stupid. | *Ugh, I hate this. We were supposed to win, not you! You always get to win. Remember [[Installation 04|the first space ring]]? The Spartan [[Battle of Installation 04|blows it up]], you win. Then [[Installation 00|the big flowery space base]]? You [[Battle of Installation 00|win]]. [[Ur-Didact|Ancient warrior mummy]] in [[Requiem|the hollowed-out planet thing]]? You [[New Phoenix Incident|win again]]. Ugh, so stupid. | ||
*Hey Chief, where’s Blue Team? Don’t | *Hey Chief, where’s Blue Team? Don’t ya know? Pretty cold just leaving your siblings behind like that. | ||
==On the Banished== | ==On the Banished== | ||
*To the three Unggoy sleeping on the job at the Forge of Teash | *To the three Unggoy sleeping on the job at the Forge of Teash, wake up! You’re gonna give our kind a bad name! Well, a worse name anyway. | ||
*Attention, Banished troops, please observe a ceasefire during the next hour or so. The [[Grifball]] match is on and I do love watching humans smash each other. | *Attention, Banished troops, please observe a ceasefire during the next hour or so. The [[Grifball]] match is on and I do love watching humans smash each other. | ||
*If anyone is wondering what the smell is coming from Sector G10, it's dead human. Awful, isn't it? Like, uh, like ham and mayonnaise on a hot day, blegh. | *If anyone is wondering what the smell is coming from Sector G10, it's dead human. Awful, isn't it? Like, uh, like ham and mayonnaise on a hot day, blegh. | ||
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*You losers are sure making it difficult to stay positive. Every day the Master Chief survives makes us look even more incompetent. End this now. | *You losers are sure making it difficult to stay positive. Every day the Master Chief survives makes us look even more incompetent. End this now. | ||
*Orders from the War Chief: Anybody caught looking even kind of morose will be shot into space. So turn those frowns upside down | *Orders from the War Chief: Anybody caught looking even kind of morose will be shot into space. So turn those frowns upside down | ||
*The following is a friendly reminder from Banished food services. Dead enemies aren’t just fun to play with, they’re also highly nutritious. [humming] Spartan Candy, a special treat. Crack open their armor and eat, eat, | *The following is a friendly reminder from Banished food services. Dead enemies aren’t just fun to play with, they’re also highly nutritious. [humming] Spartan Candy, a special treat. Crack open their armor and eat, eat, eat! | ||
*I don’t think Escharum has a clue what I’m doing on this radio. If he did, he’d practically boot my ass into space. A good thing he’s old and practically deaf | *I don’t think Escharum has a clue what I’m doing on this radio. If he did, he’d practically boot my ass into space. A good thing he’s old and practically deaf. | ||
*Banished forces, you bored out of your skulls with no humans to tear to pieces? Well, just you wait. Once we’re done here, we got a whole galaxy to conquest. Imagine all the weird crap you’ll be fighting. Keep that morale up, up, up! | *Banished forces, you bored out of your skulls with no humans to tear to pieces? Well, just you wait. Once we’re done here, we got a whole galaxy to conquest. Imagine all the weird crap you’ll be fighting. Keep that morale up, up, up! | ||
*All Banished forces, remember, Spartans are just like any humans. Vulnerable to the same tricks. Sprinkle some potato chips and money outside their hidey holes and watch ‘em come running, then shoot ‘em. | *All Banished forces, remember, Spartans are just like any humans. Vulnerable to the same tricks. Sprinkle some potato chips and money outside their hidey holes and watch ‘em come running, then shoot ‘em. | ||
*Friendly reminder to all the Banished listening out there on Zeta Halo, we won this war and nothing’s changing that. Certainly not the completely hypothetical return of a certain Spartan. | *Friendly reminder to all the Banished listening out there on Zeta Halo, we won this war and nothing’s changing that. Certainly not the completely hypothetical return of a certain Spartan. | ||
*All forces, we got two loose prisoners in Sector F7. One of ‘em has a broken leg. That means the first Banished trooper who finds them gets to break three legs! | *All forces, we got two loose prisoners in Sector F7. One of ‘em has a broken leg. That means the first Banished trooper who finds them gets to break three legs! | ||
*You feel that, Banished? That’s what it feels to have your destiny in your own hands! Screw the Covenant, screw humanity! Now, | *You feel that, Banished? That’s what it feels to have your destiny in your own hands! Screw the Covenant, screw humanity! Now, we’re running the show! | ||
*Like Atriox said, we’re not fighting for some stupid empire obsessed with a [[Covenant religion|Great Journey]], we’re fighting for each other. A glorious brotherhood united against the rotten bastards who would have us die for their worthless causes. Stand proud, Banished. We are | *Like Atriox said, we’re not fighting for some stupid empire obsessed with a [[Covenant religion|Great Journey]], we’re fighting for each other. A glorious brotherhood united against the rotten bastards who would have us die for their worthless causes. Stand proud, Banished. We are free. | ||
*Look Banished, we all know this war is in the bag, but you know, just in case, maybe, maybe we should hurry the hell up and put a bow on it, okay? Now, finish it now, right now! | *Look Banished, we all know this war is in the bag, but you know, just in case, maybe, maybe we should hurry the hell up and put a bow on it, okay? Now, finish it now, right now! | ||
*Gosh, you Brutes really sure have a lot to be mad about. The Covenant, Cortana, Doisac, it’s quite a list. So go put those grievances to good use and share them with the nearest human with your fists. | *Gosh, you Brutes really sure have a lot to be mad about. The Covenant, Cortana, Doisac, it’s quite a list. So go put those grievances to good use and share them with the nearest human with your fists. | ||
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==Miscellaneous== | ==Miscellaneous== | ||
*I don't know who needs to hear it, but Unggoy have the best names: [[Yipyap]], [[Flipyap]], [[Poonflip]], [[Jiplik]], [[Sipzag]] | *I don't know who needs to hear it, but Unggoy have the best names: [[Yipyap]], [[Flipyap]], [[Poonflip]], [[Jiplik]], [[Sipzag]], I mean come on, how great are those? | ||
*Hey, uh, if anybody knows the [[proselytization network|Battlenet]] Wi-Fi password, I would be eternally grateful, that is all. | *Hey, uh, if anybody knows the [[proselytization network|Battlenet]] Wi-Fi password, I would be eternally grateful, that is all. | ||
*Be Propaganda Minister for the Banished, they said. You'll get to yell mean stuff at all the humans, they said. | *Be Propaganda Minister for the Banished, they said. You'll get to yell mean stuff at all the humans, they said. | ||
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*If anyone has a spare [[Xbox]] controller, I accidentally broke mine, and also, if anyone has a spare Xbox, I would be interested in that as well. | *If anyone has a spare [[Xbox]] controller, I accidentally broke mine, and also, if anyone has a spare Xbox, I would be interested in that as well. | ||
*Man, I sure miss the days when [[Halo (series)|we]] were M-rated. If we still were, I could tell you all about how big of a gosh darn fricking frack so-and-so you are! | *Man, I sure miss the days when [[Halo (series)|we]] were M-rated. If we still were, I could tell you all about how big of a gosh darn fricking frack so-and-so you are! | ||
*This one time, I saw a Brute punch a human so hard, the human | *This one time, I saw a Brute punch a human so hard, the human exploded! I laughed 'til I threw up! That is all. | ||
*Look, I don't know who moved this big old death hoop, but if you could please put it back where it belongs, that would be great. I can't order delivers from premium gas vendors if I don't know my own friggin' address! What the heck am I supposed to tell them? I live "''somewhere''"? | *Look, I don't know who moved this big old death hoop, but if you could please put it back where it belongs, that would be great. I can't order delivers from premium gas vendors if I don't know my own friggin' address! What the heck am I supposed to tell them? I live "''somewhere''"? | ||
