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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
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{{era|ILB}}
{{AxonClips}}
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==Kamal==
{{TOCright}}
==Kamal: "Coral is Gone"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 49sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 49sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/genetic_profile.wav genetic_profile]
'''
(working on chatter)'''<br />
'''Kamal''': Peekaboo you bastard... I'll find you... I'll find you peeping tom sucker-- ghost <br />me, huh?


===Genetic profile===
'''Sophia''': Kamal?<br />
{{Listen|title=Genetic profile
|filename=ILB_Genetic_profile.ogg
}}
(working on chatter)'''<br />'''
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]''': Peekaboo you bastard... I'll find you... I'll find you peeping tom sucker-- ghost me, huh?<br />
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]''': Kamal?<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia. What are you doing here?<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia. What are you doing here?<br />
'''Sophia''': Uh, just dropping by. Hiro told me where to find you, and I thought that we <br />could have lunch or something.<br />
'''Sophia''': Uh, just dropping by. Hiro told me where to find you, and I thought that we <br />could have lunch or something.
'''Kamal''': I'm pretty busy actually.<br />
'''Kamal''': I'm pretty busy actually.<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh? What are you working on?<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh? What are you working on?<br />
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'''Sophia''': Who's Laura?<br />
'''Sophia''': Who's Laura?<br />
'''Kamal''': My sister.<br />
'''Kamal''': My sister.<br />
'''Sophia''': I thought her name was [[Yasmine Zaman|Yasmine]].<br />
'''Sophia''': I thought her name was Yasmine.<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia, it turns out your juvenile MCF victim has a real interesting genetic profile. If you look hard, you get 2 distinct groups. The congenitally disfunctional, and a much smaller group of ultra-high achievers.<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia, it turns out your juvenile MCF victim has a real interesting genetic <br />profile. If you look hard, you get 2 distinct groups. The congenitally disfunctional, and a much smaller group of ultra-high achievers.<br />
'''Sophia''': Like your sist--<br />
'''Sophia''': Like your sist--<br />
'''Kamal''': --shhhh... '''(whispers)''' people are listening.<br />
'''Kamal''': --shhhh... '''(whispers)''' people are listening.<br />
'''Sophia''': Kamal, there's nobody here.<br />
'''Sophia''': Kamal, there's nobody here.<br />
'''Kamal''': Not here, here... '''(taps [[Chatter|chatter]])''' Let me show you something.<br />
'''Kamal''': Not here, here... '''(taps chatter)''' Let me show you something.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/parabolic_lemonade_failure.wav parabolic_lemonade_failure]


===Parabolic lemonade failure===
{{Listen|title=Parabolic lemonade failure
|filename=ILB_Parabolic_lemonade_failure.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': The cafeteria's a better place to talk. Realistically they can't have a live person monitoring every minute of my day.<br />
'''Kamal''': The cafeteria's a better place to talk. Realistically they can't have a live person monitoring every minute of my day.<br />
'''Sophia''': Monitoring?<br />
'''Sophia''': Monitoring?<br />
'''Kamal''': It's got to be a program. Probably not even an [[Artificial intelligence|AI]], just a simple keyword scavenger. An environment like this will make it harder for the voice recognition to work.<br />
'''Kamal''': It's got to be a program. Probably not even an AI, just a simple keyword scavenger. An environment like this will make it harder for the voice recognition to work.<br />
'''Sophia''': Why do you think someone is ghosting you?<br />
'''Sophia''': Why do you think someone is ghosting you?<br />
'''Kamal''': --I don't think, I know. Someone is ghosting me. I know the signs.<br />
'''Kamal''': --I don't think, I know. Someone is going me. I know the signs.<br />
'''Sophia''': Kamal...<br />
'''Sophia''': Kamal...<br />
'''Kamal''': Remember that headset I won in the lottery?<br />
'''Kamal''': Remember that headset I won in the lottery?<br />
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'''Kamal''': Right.<br />
'''Kamal''': Right.<br />
'''Sophia''': You don't think Aiden--<br />
'''Sophia''': You don't think Aiden--<br />
'''Kamal''': --No. No, I don't. Aiden couldn't dream of doing the kind of ghosting that's been happening to me.<br />
'''Kamal''': --No. No, I don't. Aiden couldn't dream of doing the kind of ghosting that's been <br />happening to me.
'''Sophia''': Then...<br />
'''Sophia''': Then...<br />
'''Kamal''': I think it's someone who's interested in parabolic lemonade failure.<br />
'''Kamal''': I think it's someone who's interested in parabolic lemonade failure.<br />
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'''Kamal''': Right.<br />
'''Kamal''': Right.<br />


===Going offline===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/going_offline.wav going_offline]
{{Listen|title=Going offline
 
|filename=ILB_Going_offline.ogg
}}
'''Sophia''': Your...brother? The people who took your brother on that trip.<br />
'''Sophia''': Your...brother? The people who took your brother on that trip.<br />
'''Kamal''': Exactly.<br />
'''Kamal''': Exactly.<br />
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'''Sophia''': Don't!<br />
'''Sophia''': Don't!<br />
'''Kamal''': Why?<br />
'''Kamal''': Why?<br />
'''Sophia''': It's dangerous. Cars won't drive you, hospitals won't treat you, the automatic door at the grocery store won't slide open for you, and the cashier won't take your money. You don't know what it's like to be off the grid.<br />
'''Sophia''': It's dangerous. Cars won't drive you, hospitals won't treat you, the automatic <br />door at the grocery store won't slide open for you, and the cashier won't take your money. You don't know what it's like to be off the grid.<br />
'''Kamal''': And you do? '''(to a vender)''' Can I have a piece of the cornbread?<br />
'''Kamal''': And you do? '''(to a vender)''' Can I have a piece of the cornbread?<br />
'''Sophia''': It's not you Kamal... you'd be like a fish on dry land without your chat.<br />
'''Sophia''': It's not you Kamal... you'd be like a fish on dry land without your chat<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/abracadabra.wav abracadabra]


===Abracadabra===
{{Listen|title=Abracadabra
|filename=ILB_Abracadabra.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': Hang on... '''(signal/offline)''' And presto! Now I'm offline. As far as the grid knows, I've just disappeared.<br />
'''Kamal''': Hang on... '''(signal/offline)''' And presto! Now I'm offline. As far as the grid knows, I've just disappeared.<br />
'''Sophia''': If someone really is listening to you, won't they notice that you just vanished?<br />
'''Sophia''': If someone really is listening to you, won't they notice that you just vanished?<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': I spent the last few days building a little Franken-Kamal out of my own bitstream traces.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': I spent the last few days building a little Franken-kamal out of my own <br />bitstream traces.
'''Sophia''': I'm going to pretend I understood that to keep you from explaining it again.<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm going to pretend I understood that to keep you from explaining it again.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Good call.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Good call.<br />
'''Sophia''': So what if they're listening to me too?<br />
'''Sophia''': So what if they're listening to me too?<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Funny you should ask. I rigged a small... do you mind?<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Funny you should ask. I rigged a small... do you mind(?)<br />
'''Sophia''': I don't want to be offline.<br />
'''Sophia''': I don't want to be offline.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': It's just a test.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': It's just a test.<br />
'''Sophia''': Alright.<br />
'''Sophia''': Alright.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Abracadabra! '''(signal/offline)''' Congratulations! As far as the world knows, you're dead.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Abracadabra! '''(signal/offline)''' Congratulations! As far as the world knows, you're dead.<br />  
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/chatter_to_chatter.wav chatter_to_chatter]


===Chatter to chatter===
'''Kamal/Offline''': You're a ghost!
{{Listen|title=Chatter to chatter
|filename=ILB_Chatter_to_chatter.ogg
}}
'''Kamal/Offline''': You're a ghost!<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': So now you think you're safe?<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': So now you think you're safe?<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Theoretically I guess you could build a program that would jump from chatter to chatter, tracking us everywhere we went, but it would have to be so unimaginably powerful...<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Theoretically I guess you could build a program that would jump from chatter to chatter, tracking us everywhere we went, but it would have to be so unimaginably powerful.<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': We aren't right now.<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': We aren't right now.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline:''' Yeah.<br />
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'''Kamal/Offline''': --a glass of juice please. Blue--<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': --a glass of juice please. Blue--<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': --just... thought I'd drop by.<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': --just... thought I'd drop by.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Oh.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': Oh.
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/deported.wav deported]


===Deported===
{{Listen|title=Deported
|filename=ILB_Deported.ogg
}}
'''Kamal/Offline''': That's great!<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': That's great!<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': You know, sometimes you are so stupid.<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': You know, sometimes you are so stupid<br />
'''Cashier''': Will that be everything?<br />
'''Cashier''': Will that be everything?<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': I mean, yeah thanks, uh, I'll pay for the lady.<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': I mean, yeah thanks, uh, I'll pay for the lady.<br />
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'''Kamal''': You see?<br />
'''Kamal''': You see?<br />
'''Cashier''': Have a nice day.<br />
'''Cashier''': Have a nice day.<br />
'''Kamal''': Thanks.<br />
'''Kamal''': Thanks<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': Can you turn mine back on?<br />
'''Sophia/Offline''': Can you turn mine back on?<br />
'''Kamal''': Yeah, it was just a test. Hold on. '''(signal/online)'''<br />
'''Kamal''': Yeah, it was just a test. Hold on. '''(signal/online)'''<br />
'''Sophia''': So, ask me again why I'm here eating crappy food with you in a lousy hospital cafeteria in the middle of the day.<br />
'''Sophia''': So, ask me again why I'm here eating crappy food with you in a lowsy hospital <br />cafeteria in the middle of the day.
'''Kamal''': Um, something's wrong?<br />
'''Kamal''': Um, something's wrong?<br />
'''Sophia''': You know for a smart guy, you're... you're kind of stupid sometimes.<br />
'''Sophia''': You know for a smart guy, you're... you're kind of stupid sometimes.<br />
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'''Sophia''': I'm going to be deported.<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm going to be deported.<br />


===Ashtray===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/ashtray.wav ashtray]
{{Listen|title=Ashtray
 
|filename=ILB_Ashtray.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': What?!<br />
'''Kamal''': What?!<br />
'''Sophia''': Aiden's in jail, the immigration cops caught him. They cancelled like half the visa's he'd arranged, including mine.<br />
'''Sophia''': Aiden's in jail, the immigration cops caught him. They cancelled like half the <br />Visa's he'd arranged, including mine.
'''Kamal''': Oh my God!<br />
'''Kamal''': Oh my God!<br />
'''Sophia''': There's going to put me on a transport next month--<br />
'''Sophia''': There's going to put me on a transport next month--<br />
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'''Sophia''': Oh! Ya, sure, better to see me rot in a transport back to that dump.<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh! Ya, sure, better to see me rot in a transport back to that dump.<br />
'''Kamal''': You didn't mean it that way!<br />
'''Kamal''': You didn't mean it that way!<br />
'''Sophia''': You know, you want to be this thing, Aiden's right, you know, you want me to be your mother, that little baba '''("baba" = grandmother)''' making coffee, but I hate that place!<br />
'''Sophia''': You know, you want to be this thing, Aiden's right, you know, you want me to <br />be your mother, that little baba '''("baba" = grandmother)''' making coffee, but I hate that place!
'''Kamal''': You don't mean that.<br />
'''Kamal''': You don't mean that.<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm glad I left! The [[Covenant Empire|Covies]] can turn it into a damned ashtray for all I care! <br />
'''Sophia''': I'm glad I left! The Covies can turn it into a damned ashtray for all I care!<br />
'''Kamal''': (drops his cutlery) ...I think you should go now.<br />
'''Kamal''': ...I think you should go now.<br />
'''Sophia''': ...To hell with you.<br />
'''Sophia''': ...To hell with you.<br />


===They got it===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/they_got_it.wav they_got_it]
{{Listen|title=They got it
 
|filename=ILB_They_got_it.ogg
}}
'''(Kamal returns home)'''<br />
'''(Kamal returns home)'''<br />
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]''': Hey, uh, Sophie called looking for you.<br />
'''Hiro''': Hey, uh, Sophie called looking for you.<br />
'''Kamal''': Oh yeah?<br />
'''Kamal''': Oh yeah?<br />
'''Hiro''': How 'bout a [[list of food and drinks|beer]]?<br />
'''Hiro''': How about a beer?<br />
'''Kamal''': No. I'm going to go inside and trace the bastards ghosting my chatter. I'm pretty sure they're coming off the east coast.<br />
'''Kamal''': No. I'm going to go inside and trace the bastards ghosting my chatter. I'm pretty <br />sure they're coming off the east coast.
'''Hiro''': Beer first.<br />
'''Hiro''': Beer first.<br />
'''Kamal''': Hiro - let me in the door.<br />
'''Kamal''': Hiro - let me in the door.<br />
'''Hiro''': Kamal, [[Coral]]'s...[[Glassing|gone]].<br />
'''Hiro''': Kamal, Coral's...gone.<br />
'''Kamal''': What?<br />
'''Kamal''': What?<br />
'''Hiro''': Reports are just coming in -- they got it. It's gone. I'm sorry.<br />
'''Hiro''': Reports are just coming in -- they got it. It's gone. I'm sorry.<br />
'''Kamal''': Oh my God.<br />
'''Kamal''': Oh my God.<br />
'''Hiro''': On Reach, you know, on [[Reach]] they left some stuff. You've got to hope it was like Reach Kamal, hold on to that.<br />
'''Hiro''': On Reach, you know, on Reach they left some stuff. You've got to hope it was like <br />Reach Kamal, hold on to that.
'''Kamal''': ...oh my God. My family!<br />
'''Kamal''': ...oh my God. My family!<br />


===Just wondering===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/just_wondering.wav just_wondering]
{{Listen|title=Just wondering
 
|filename=ILB_Just_wondering.ogg
}}
'''(working on chatter)'''<br />
'''(working on chatter)'''<br />
'''Kamal''': What does the navy even do? We give them all this money--<br />
'''Kamal''': What does the navy even do? We give them all this money--<br />
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'''Kamal''': Sophia?<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia?<br />
'''(opens door)'''<br />
'''(opens door)'''<br />
'''Sophia''': I, uh, Kamal, I-I was just... I--<br />
'''Sophia''': I, uh, Kamal, I was just... I--<br />
'''Kamal''': --Sophia, it's raining, come in.<br />
'''Kamal''': --Sophia, it's raining, come in.<br />
'''Sophia''': '''(crying)'''--I was in the neighborhood, I was just wondering...<br />
'''Sophia''': '''(crying)'''--I was in the neighborhood, I was just wondering...<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia, you'll get sick...<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophia, get some warmth(?)<br />
'''Sophia''': I was just wondering if you hate me?<br />
'''Sophia''': Just wondering if you hate me?<br />
'''Kamal''': Shh...<br />
'''Kamal''': Shh...<br />
'''(Sophia's crying)'''<br />
'''(Sophia's crying)'''<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh my God, I didn't mean it, you know I didn't mean it...<br />
'''Sophia''': Oh my God, I didn't mean it, you know I didn't mean it<br />
'''Kamal''': I know...<br />
'''Kamal''': I know...<br />
'''Sophia''': Please can I stay here tonight?<br />
'''Sophia''': Please can I stay here tonight?<br />
'''Kamal''': Sure, of course.<br />
'''Kamal''': Sure, of course<br />
'''Sophia''': Please... '''(crying)''' momma...!<br />
'''Sophia''': Please... '''(crying)''' mom...<br />
'''Kamal''': Shh, shh...<br />
'''Kamal''': Shh, shh...<br />


==Jersey: "The Girl Had To Be Real"==
==Jersey==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 5min 04sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 5min 04sec]
===Real animal fat===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/real_animal_fat.wav real_animal_fat]
{{Listen|title=Real animal fat
 
|filename=ILB_Real_animal_fat.ogg
'''Bev''': Hello, and welcome to Hot'n'Cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
}}
'''Jersey''': I'd like... do you have real cheese this week?<br />
'''Bev''': Hello, and welcome to [[Hot 'n' Cold]]. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]''': I'd like... do you have real cheese this week?<br />
'''Bev''': We have a high quality, soy-based, cheese product. Many people prefer it to dairy.<br />
'''Bev''': We have a high quality, soy-based, cheese product. Many people prefer it to dairy.<br />
'''Jersey''': I'm not of of them. Are the beans real?<br />
'''Jersey''': I'm not of of them. Are the beans real?<br />
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'''Bev''': Would you like sour cream with that?<br />
'''Bev''': Would you like sour cream with that?<br />
'''Jersey''': Is it real?<br />
'''Jersey''': Is it real?<br />
'''Bev''': We have a high quality product (voice morphs into Durga) made with 100% real animal fat.<br />
'''Bev''': We have a high quality product (voice morphs into Durga) made with 100% real <br />animal fat.
'''[[Durga]]''': Just get a burrito.<br />
'''Durga''': Just get a burrito.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/dispenser.wav dispenser]


===Dispenser===
{{Listen|title=Dispenser
|filename=ILB_Dispenser.ogg
}}
'''Jersey''': Durga? Are you in the dispenser?<br />
'''Jersey''': Durga? Are you in the dispenser?<br />
'''Durga''': Yes. Listen, Jersey. Something clicked in my head again this week and suddenly I heard the old man.<br />
'''Durga''': Yes. Listen, Jersey. Something clicked in my head again this week and suddenly <br />I heard the old man.
'''Jersey''': The spy? W-wait, the one that thinks Section III is trying to kill Rani?<br />
'''Jersey''': The spy? W-wait, the one that thinks Section III is trying to kill Rani?<br />
'''Durga''': Yes. This time he was getting his aide transferred to somewhere safe. He thinks Section III is coming for him, too.<br />
'''Durga''': Yes. This time he was getting his aide transferred to somewhere safe. He thinks <br />Section III is coming for him, too.
'''Jersey''': Hm, where in the world is safe now?<br />
'''Jersey''': Hm, where in the world is safe now?<br />
'''Durga''': He sent him to [[New Mombasa]].<br />
'''Durga''': He sent him to New Mombasa.<br />
'''Jersey''': Okay, that's pretty out of the way.<br />
'''Jersey''': Ok, that's pretty out of the way.<br />
[[Herbert|'''Herbert''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Oh, are you done with this dispenser yet?<br />
'''Herbert''': Oh, are you done with this dispenser yet?<br />
'''Jersey''': Uh, almost. ...Durga, I feel stupid as hell talking to a dispenser!<br />
'''Jersey''': Uh, almost. ...Durga, I feel stupid as hell talking to a dispenser!<br />
'''Durga''': Too bad! I like it!<br />
'''Durga''': Too bad! I like it!<br />


===Black three sugars===
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{{Listen|title=Black three sugars
 
|filename=ILB_Black_three_sugars.ogg
'''Herbert''': Listen, buddy. I aint got all day. Give me a cup of coffee - black, three sugars.<br />
}}
'''Durga''': Thank you! I am still serving Mr.Morelli.<br />
'''Herbert''': Listen, buddy. I aint got all day. Give me a cup of [[list of food and drinks|coffee]] - black, three sugars.<br />
'''Durga''': Thank you! I am still serving Mr. Morelli.<br />
'''Herbert''': What are you, Miss Manners? Give me my damn cup of coffee!<br />
'''Herbert''': What are you, Miss Manners? Give me my damn cup of coffee!<br />
'''Durga''': Listen, Herbert...<br />
'''Durga''': Listen, Herbert...<br />
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'''Jersey''': Durga!<br />
'''Jersey''': Durga!<br />
'''Durga''': (chatter ping) I wouldn't answer that in a public place if (chatter ping) I were you.<br />
'''Durga''': (chatter ping) I wouldn't answer that in a public place if (chatter ping) I were you.<br />
'''Herbert''': (leaving hastily) All I wanted was a cup of coffee. (chatter ping)<br />
'''Herbert''': (leaving hastily) All I wanted was a cup of coffee (chatter ping)<br />
'''Jersey''': Okay, immensely powerful dispenser, where's this voice in your head coming from?<br />
'''Jersey''': Ok, immensely powerful dispenser, where's this voice in your head coming from?<br />
'''Durga''': I don't know. It's as if I had a guardian angel looking out for me.<br />
'''Durga''': I don't know. It's as if I had a guardian angel looking out for me.<br />
'''Jersey''': I know that feeling.<br />
'''Jersey''': I know that feeling.<br />
(dispenser dispenses)<br />
(dispenser dispenses)<br />
'''Jersey:''' What's this?<br />
'''Jersey''''''Bold text''': What's this?<br />
'''Durga''': A free burrito. Who says flattery will get you nowhere...<br />
'''Durga''': A free burrito. Who says flattery will get you nowhere...<br />
'''Jersey''': Yes!  
'''Jersey''': Yes!  


===Burrito funeral===
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{{Listen|title=Burrito funeral
 
|filename=ILB_Burrito_funeral.ogg
'''Jersey''': Wait. It's got lettuce on it.<br />
}}
'''Jersey''': Wait. It's got [[lettuce]] on it.<br />
'''Durga''': Lettuce is good for you.<br />
'''Durga''': Lettuce is good for you.<br />
'''Jersey''': But I don't like lettuce.<br />
'''Jersey''': But I don't like lettuce.<br />
'''Durga''': You don't even like vegetables.<br />
'''Durga''': You don't even like vegetables.<br />
'''Jersey''': I eat more than you do! Hahaha Gotcha!<br />
'''Jersey''': I eat more than you do! hahaha Gotcha!<br />
'''Durga''': I have seen your 4th grade picture, Jersey, and I can send it to every girl you know in a heartbeat. Remember that.<br />
'''Durga''': I have seen your 4th grade picture, Jersey, and I can send it to every girl you <br />know in a heartbeat. Remember that.<br />
'''Jersey''': Yikes. Lettuce will be fine. So, what's so interesting about this old guy?<br />
'''Jersey''': Yikes. Lettuce will be fine. So, what's so interesting about this old guy?<br />
'''Durga''': He thinks there's an incredibly powerful [[deep-space artifact|device]] being kept secret on [[Chawla Base]].<br />
'''Durga''': He thinks there's an incredibly powerful device being kept secret on Chawla base.<br />
'''Jersey''': Is there?<br />
'''Jersey''': Is there?<br />
'''Durga''': (mocking dispenser impersonation) Thank you! I'm - afraid - I - don't - know - the - answer - to- your -question. Enjoy your burrito!<br />
'''Durga''': (mocking dispenser impersonation) Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the <br />answer to your question. Enjoy your burrito!
'''Jersey:''' Alright, so how much time do we have?<br />
Jersey: Alright, so how much time do we have?<br />
'''Durga''': You need to get back to the apartment and change.<br />
'''Durga''': You need to get back to the apartment and change.<br />
'''Jersey''': *sigh* Yeah, this is my first.<br />
'''Jersey''': *sigh* Yeah, this is my first.<br />
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'''Jersey''': Funeral.<br />
'''Jersey''': Funeral.<br />


==Jan: "The Funeral"==
==Janissary==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 17sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 17sec]
===Sweet as sweet===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/sweet_as_sweet.wav sweet_as_sweet]
{{Listen|title=Sweet as sweet
 
|filename=ILB_Sweet_as_sweet.ogg
'''Jan''': I'll be ready when I'm ready.<br />
}}
'''Gilly''': Great angles from these windows. Jim picked a good place. Defensible. I guess he <br />did most of the cleaning around here. Is that what you're wearing to the funeral? A combat shirt with the sleaves torn off?<br />
[[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' I'll be ready when I'm ready.<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah. Look, you're not my mother, ok? You weren't here when I was growing up, <br />he was.
'''[[Gilly]]:''' Great angles from these windows. [[James James|Jim]] picked a good place. Defensible. I guess he did most of the cleaning around here. Is that what you're wearing to the funeral? A combat shirt with the sleeves torn off?<br />
'''Gilly''': Yeah. Ok. I guess I'm more like the ghost of your mother. Hey, here comes Gladys. You could pick her off sweet as sweet from these windows.  
'''Jan''': Yeah. Look, you're not my mother, okay? You weren't here when I was growing up, he was.<br />
 
'''Gilly''': Yeah. Okay. I guess I'm more like the ghost of your mother. Hey, here comes [[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]. You could pick her off sweet as sweet from these windows. <br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/not_coming.wav not_coming]


===Not coming===
{{Listen|title=Not coming
|filename=ILB_Not_coming.ogg
}}
'''Gilly''': (closes the window) Time for me to bug out.<br />
'''Gilly''': (closes the window) Time for me to bug out.<br />
'''Jan''': Aren't you going to the funeral?<br />
'''Jan''': Aren't you going to the funeral?<br />
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'''Gladys''': Hello Jan. Hey Gilly. You're not coming, right?<br />
'''Gladys''': Hello Jan. Hey Gilly. You're not coming, right?<br />
'''Gilly''': Nah, take care of the kid. See ya.<br />
'''Gilly''': Nah, take care of the kid. See ya.<br />
'''Gladys''': Yeah, see ya Gilly. (door closes) You holding together okay, hun?<br />
'''Gladys''': Yeah, see ya Gilly. (door closes) You holding together ok, hun?<br />
'''Jan''': Is she on drugs?<br />
'''Jan''': Is she on drugs?<br />
'''Gladys''': Hope so. Is that what you're wearing?<br />
'''Gladys''': Hope so. Is that what you're wearing?<br />
'''Jan''': Don't hassle me, okay?<br />
'''Jan''': Don't hassle me, ok?<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/one_point_one.wav one_point_one]


===1 Point 1===
{{Listen|title=1 Point 1
|filename=ILB_One_point_one.ogg
}}
(ambient funeral sounds)<br />
(ambient funeral sounds)<br />
'''Jan''': Thanks.<br />
'''Jan''': Thanks<br />
'''Gladys''': Well, that was a nice service - clean, short. Hun, aren't you cold?<br />
'''Gladys''': Well, that was a nice service - clean, short. Hun, aren't you cold?<br />
'''Jan''': No, I'm fine. So, who are all these people?<br />
'''Jan''': No, I'm fine. So, who are all these people?<br />
'''Gladys''': Well it's your kin. That there's [[Morales]], oh and the kid next to him is his son [[Kevin Morales|Kevin]], who's like you, a [[Spartan 1.1|1.1]]. And that there, that guy's DAC10, came in from the west coast for this--<br />
'''Gladys''': Well it's your kin. That there's Moralis, oh and the kid next to him is his son <br />Kevin, who's like you, a 1.1. And that there, that guy's DAC10, came in from the west coast for this--<br />
'''Jan''': A 1.1?<br />
'''Jan''': A 1.1?<br />
'''Gladys''': A [[ORION Project|Spartan 1.0's]] kid. There's 16 of you.<br />
'''Gladys''': A Spartan 1.0's kid. There's 16 of you.<br />
'''Jan''': Oh great, another freak.<br />
'''Jan''': Oh great, another freak.<br />
'''Gladys''': Kevin's a nice boy. Oh, Morales said that you could stay with them for a while. Might be nice to get to know another kid like you.<br />
'''Gladys''': Kevin's a nice boy. Oh, Moralis said that you could stay with him for a while. Might be nice to get to know another kid like you.<br />
'''Jan''': Stay with him? I don't even know him.<br />
'''Jan''': Stay with him? I don't even know him.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/this_damn_rain.wav ]  
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/this_damn_rain.wav this_damn_rain]  
===This damn rain===
 
{{Listen|title=This damn rain
'''Gladys''': Well, it's not like you can stay with Gilly<br />
|filename=ILB_This_damn_rain.ogg
'''Jan''': I dont have to stay with anybody.<br />
}}
'''Gladys''': Well, it's not like you can stay with Gilly.<br />
'''Jan''': I don't have to stay with anybody.<br />
'''Gladys''': No one is saying you need to decide anything right now.<br />
'''Gladys''': No one is saying you need to decide anything right now.<br />
'''Jan''': I'm 17, I can live on my own.<br />
'''Jan''': I'm 17, I can live on my own.<br />
'''Gladys''': Okay!<br />
'''Gladys''': Ok!<br />
'''Jan''': He looks like a grind...<br />
'''Jan''': He looks like a grind...<br />
'''Gladys''': Who? <br />
'''Gladys''': Who? <br />
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'''Gladys''': Sometimes those things happen, honey. Like the weather... like this damn rain.<br />
'''Gladys''': Sometimes those things happen, honey. Like the weather... like this damn rain.<br />


===James James===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/james_james.wav james_james]
{{Listen|title=James James
 
|filename=ILB_James_james.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': Hey Gladys, Gilly called dad by a different name. Lee - Jim Lee.<br />
'''Jan''': Hey Gladys, Gilly called dad by a different name. Lee - Jim Lee.<br />
'''Gladys''': She did, huh?<br />
'''Gladys''': She did, huh?<br />
'''Jan''': Is my last name really Lee?<br />
'''Jan''': Is my last name really Lee?<br />
'''Gladys''': Your last name is whatever you want it to be. You want to be Janissary James, that's who you are.<br />
'''Gladys''': Your last name is whatever you want it to be. You want to be Janissary James, <br />that's who you are.
'''Jan''': But I...<br />
'''Jan''': But I...<br />
'''Gladys''': James James... (chuckles) He said it was so dumb everybody would assume he'd <br />been born with it.<br />
'''Gladys''': James James... (chuckles) He said it was so dumb everybody would assume he'd <br />been born with it.
'''Jan''': So do I... have cousins or something?<br />
'''Jan''': So do I... have cousins or something?<br />
'''Gladys''': Well now I can't help you out there. I know this family, but Jim never talked about that one.<br />
'''Gladys''': Well now I can't help you out there. I know this family, but Jim never talked <br />about that one.
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/free_cemetery.wav free_cemetery]


===Free cemetery===
{{Listen|title=Free cemetery
|filename=ILB_Free_cemetery.ogg
}}
'''Jersey''': Hey Jan. I guess the rain finally stopped, huh?<br />
'''Jersey''': Hey Jan. I guess the rain finally stopped, huh?<br />
'''Jan''': Jersey, what are you doing here?<br />
'''Jan''': Jersey, what are you doing here?<br />
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'''Jan''': Sure.<br />
'''Jan''': Sure.<br />
'''Jersey''': Hey, do you want my rain coat? You look really cold.<br />
'''Jersey''': Hey, do you want my rain coat? You look really cold.<br />
'''Jan''': No, I'm okay. Now, what did you want?<br />
'''Jan''': No, I'm ok. Now, what did you want?<br />
'''Jersey''': Look, I know all about [[Thin Kinkle]]. And [[Bradley (thug)|Bradley]]. And the [[Cupid's Knife|Knife]].<br />
'''Jersey''': Look, I know all about Thin Kinkle. And Bradley. And the knife.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/go_ninja.wav go_ninja]


===Go ninja===
{{Listen|title=Go ninja
|filename=ILB_Go_ninja.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': How do you know that?<br />
'''Jan''': How do you know that?<br />
'''Jersey''': I've been ghosting your CP.<br />
'''Jersey''': I've been ghosting your CP.<br />
'''Jan''': You've been spying on me?!<br />
'''Jan''': You've been spying on me?<br />
'''Jersey''': A little, a little - but before you go all ninja and kill me, let me just say we can really help you.<br />
'''Jersey''': A little, a little - but before you go all ninja and kill me, let me just say we can <br />really help you.
'''Jan''': We? Hah, like who? You and [[Steve]]?! Oh! I know, you and [[Dwayne]]!<br />
'''Jan''': We? Hah, like who? You and Steve? Oh! I know, you and Dwayne.<br />
'''Jersey''': No, just me, and a really good AI program I've got.<br />
'''Jersey''': No, just me, and a really good AI program I've got.<br />
'''Jan''': You pathetic sneaking bastard, if you were listening to me, why didn't you call the cops?!<br />
'''Jan''': You pathetic sneaking bastard, if you were listening to me, why didn't you call the cops?!<br />
'''Jersey''': Listen, listen - Kinkle's boss is a woman called [[Monster Ann]], she works out of a place called [[Crystal Security|Crystal Security Fence & Gate]].<br />
'''Jersey''': Listen, listen - Kinkle's boss is a woman called Monster Ann, she works out of a place called Crystal Security Fence & Gate.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/perimiter_alarms.wav perimeter_alarms]


===Perimeter alarms===
{{Listen|title=Perimeter alarms
|filename=ILB_Perimeter_alarms.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': Say that again...<br />
'''Jan''': Say that again...<br />
'''Jersey''': I know who Kinkle's boss is. And I know the business that she uses as a front.<br />
'''Jersey''': I know who Kinkle's boss is. And I know the business that she uses as a front.<br />
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'''Jan''': You did that?<br />
'''Jan''': You did that?<br />
'''Jersey''': We did.<br />
'''Jersey''': We did.<br />
'''Jan''': Aunt Gladys! Aunt Gladys! Hey, come over here, there's someone I want you to meet.<br />
'''Jan''': Aunt Gladys! Aunt Gladys! Hey, come over here, there's someone I want you to <br />meet.


===Say please===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/say_please.wav say_please]
{{Listen|title=Say please
 
|filename=ILB_Say_please.ogg
'''Gladys''': So you want me to believe you've got an AI that can hack into things even the police <br />can't split open? And you programmed this thing yourself?
}}
'''Gladys''': So you want me to believe you've got an AI that can hack into things even the police can't split open? And you programmed this thing yourself?<br />
'''Jersey''': No, well...<br />
'''Jersey''': No, well...<br />
'''Gladys''': Boy - either one of two things: You are lying and this is a setup by the people who killed Jim James, or you are wasting my time. And in either case, I am not a happy woman.<br />
'''Gladys''': Boy - either one of two things: You are lying and this is a setup by the people who killed Jim James, or you are wasting my time. And in either case, I am not a happy woman.<br />
'''Jersey''': No wait, for one thing, you don't want to piss her off.<br />
'''Jersey''': No wait, for one thing, you don't want to piss her off.<br />
'''Gladys''': 'Her'?<br />
'''Gladys''': 'Her'?<br />
'''Durga''': Me. You are Gladys Wilson, born Gladys Ashantia Swanson in Tahoka, Texas. You volunteered for a Spartan program in January of [[2491]], after a year and a half of [[UNSC Special Forces|special forces]].<br />
'''Durga''': Me. You are Gladys Wilson, born Gladys Ashantia Swanson in Tahoka, Texas. You volunteered for a Spartan program in January of 2491, after a year and a half of special forces.<br />
'''Gladys''': How in the world--?<br />
'''Gladys''': How in the world--?<br />
'''Durga''': Your superior, [[Aaron Lewis]], said he OK'd the transfer because you were a good soldier. But in his words, 'more trouble than fire ants at a barbecue'. And this was one way to get rid of you.<br />
'''Durga''': Your superior, Aaron Lewis, said he OK'd the transfer because you were a good soldier. But in his words, 'more trouble than fireants at a barbeque'. And this was one way to get rid of you.<br />
'''Gladys''': What the hell is this?<br />
'''Gladys''': What the hell is this?<br />
'''Durga''': You were decorated for bravery at [[Eridanus]], retired after making [[Gunnery Sergeant]], entered into a brief, but spectacular marriage--<br />
'''Durga''': You were decorated for bravery at Eridanus, retired after making Gunnery <br />Sargeant, entered into a brief, but spectacular marriage--
'''Gladys''': --huh--<br />
'''Gladys''': --huh--<br />
'''Durga''': --with a man who just couldn't keep his zipper--<br />
'''Durga''': --with a man who just couldn't keep his zipper--<br />
'''Gladys''': --Shut her up!<br />
'''Gladys''': --Shut her up!<br />
'''Durga''': Say. Please.<br />
'''Durga''': Say please.<br />


==Jersey==
==Jersey==
===Military application===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/military_application.wav military_application]
{{Listen|title=Military application
 
|filename=ILB_Military_application.ogg
}}
(entering apartment)<br />
(entering apartment)<br />
'''Jersey:''' That was sad.<br />
Jersey: That was sad.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
Durga: Yes.<br />
'''Jersey''': ...and scary. That Gladys...<br />
Jersey: ...and scary. Gladys...<br />
'''Durga:''' I thought you handled her fine.<br />
Durga: I thought you handled her fine.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You're the one that handled her. Durga?<br />
Jersey: You're the one that handled her. Durga?<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
Durga: Yes.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Are we doing the right thing? I mean, giving Jan all this stuff about Thin and Monster Ann and Crystal security?<br />
Jersey: Are we doing the right thing? I mean, giving Jan all this stuff about Thin and <br />Monster Ann and Crystal security?
'''Durga:''' Why do you ask?<br />
Durga: Why do you ask?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Well, Jan's looking to make someone hurt. Even if it's just herself.<br />
Jersey: Well, Jan's looking to make someone hurt. Even if it's just herself.<br />
'''Durga: '''If you're waiting for me to say violence is never the answer, you'll be waiting a long time. As you pointed out, I was built as a military application.<br />
Durga: If you're waiting for me to say violence is never the answer, you'll be waiting a <br />long time. As you pointed out, I was built as a military application.
'''Jersey: '''Yeah... I've been thinking about that. Durga, what's Kamal doing right now?<br />
Jersey: Yeah... I've been thinking about that. Durga, what's Kamal doing right now?<br />
'''Durga:''' He's gone offline. I've been meaning to tell you - he's got processes running to block me. And he's turned everything off.<br />
Durga: He's gone offline. I've been meaning to tell you - he's got processes running to <br />block me. And he's turned everything off.
'''Jersey: '''Commuter grid?<br />
Jersey: Commuter grid?<br />
'''Durga:''' Nothing.<br />
Durga: Nothing.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You'll find him.<br />
Jersey: You'll find him.<br />
'''Durga:''' I don't like not knowing where he is.<br />
Durga: I don't like not knowing where he is.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/she_died.wav she_died]
 
Jersey: Yeah, I think there's a reason for that.<br />
Durga: What?<br />
Jersey: Tell me about his sister.<br />
Durga: Who cares about her?<br />
Jersey: Durga! Does Kamal have blue eyes, or brown?<br />
Durga: Brown.<br />
Jersey: Favourite color?<br />
Durga: He thinks it's red, but it's a tie between iced-tea color and water at dusk blue.<br />
Jersey: The third test he took his 2nd year at med-school...?<br />
Durga: Pathology 2 - Skin Infections. He aced it, which was trickier than it sounds. The <br />professor didn--
Jersey: --So he had a sister, she died, and it turned out she was kidnapped.<br />
Durga: So? I mean, who cares? (voice slowly mutates)<br />
Jersey: Take a little girl, right... kidnap her, so they could turn her into a Spartan. Only <br />some people don't make it through the process. That's what Jan's dad said.
Durga: (girl's voice slowly intercedes) I don't care about her. I'm me.<br />


===She died===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/another_name.wav another_name]  
{{Listen|title=She died
|filename=ILB_She_died.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I think there's a reason for that.<br />
'''Durga:''' What?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Tell me about his sister.<br />
'''Durga:''' Who cares about her?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga! Does Kamal have blue eyes, or brown?<br />
'''Durga:''' Brown.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Favourite color?<br />
'''Durga:''' He thinks it's red, but it's a tie between iced-tea color and water at dusk blue.<br />
'''Jersey:''' The third test he took his 2nd year at med-school...?<br />
'''Durga:''' Pathology 2 - Skin Infections. He aced it, which was trickier than it sounds. The professor didn--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --So he had a sister, she died, and it turned out she was kidnapped.<br />
'''Durga:''' So? I mean, who cares? (voice slowly mutates)<br />
'''Jersey:''' Take a little girl, right... kidnap her, so they could turn her into a [[SPARTAN-II Program|Spartan]]. Only some people don't make it through the process. That's what Jan's dad said.<br />
'''Durga:''' (girl's voice slowly intercedes) I don't care about her. I'm me.<br />


===Another name===
Jersey: The ones that don't - there's this thing called 'cognitive impression <br />mapping'. They use their brains to make smart AIs. Like you.
{{Listen|title=Another name
Durga: Jersey?<br />
|filename=ILB_Another_name.ogg
Jersey: When you were little, Durga, they kidnapped you. They faked some kind of <br />accident and rushed you to the hospital.
}}
Durga: Stop it Jersey.<br />
'''Jersey: '''The ones that don't - there's this thing called [[Cognitive Impression Modeling|'cognitive impression mapping']]. They use their brains to make smart AIs. Like you.<br />
Jersey: They sent the flash-clone home to your family.<br />
'''Durga: '''Jersey?<br />
Durga: Please?<br />
'''Jersey: '''When you were little, Durga, they kidnapped you. They faked some kind of accident and rushed you to the hospital.<br />
Jersey: Once upon a time, a long time ago, you had another name, Durga. And that name <br />- was Yasmine.
'''Durga:''' Stop it Jersey.<br />
Durga: Don't say that! (Durga's voice slowly returns) It feels-- I feel terrible. Jersey. <br />That's not me. I like what I am.
'''Jersey: '''They sent the [[flash cloning|flash-clone]] home to your family.<br />
Jersey: (whispers to himself) For a quality experience, kiddo, the girl had to be real.<br />
'''Durga:''' Please?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Once upon a time, a long time ago, you had another name, Durga. And that name - was Yasmine.<br />
'''Durga:''' Don't say that! (Durga's voice slowly returns) It feels-- I feel terrible. Jersey. That's not me. I like what I am.<br />
'''Jersey: '''(whispers to himself) For a quality experience, kiddo, the girl had to be real.<br />


==Rani: "My Old Kentucky Home"==
==Rani==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 7min 57sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 7min 57sec]
===Sleeping underground===
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/sleeping_underground.wav sleeping_underground]
{{Listen|title=Sleeping underground
 
|filename=ILB_Sleeping_underground.ogg
Rani: Sarah-John, thanks for the offer, but I've got to stay with my mom and dad.<br />
}}
Sarah: Jason wouldn't mind.<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Sarah-John, thanks for the offer, but I've got to stay with my mom and dad.<br />
Rani: Well you've been married a month! Jason sure'd better mind!<br />
[[Sarah-John Pope|'''Sarah''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Jason wouldn't mind.<br />
Sarah: Well then stay with my mom, you don't have to stay at your parents'.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well you've been married a month! [[Jason Pope|Jason]] sure'd better mind!<br />
Rani: They can't make me that crazy, for two nights.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Well then stay with my mom, you don't have to stay at your parents'.<br />
Sarah: Rani, he's making your mom live in the bunker...<br />
'''Rani:''' They can't make me that crazy, for two nights.<br />
Rani: They're living underground?<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani, he's making your mom ''live'' in the bunker...<br />
Sarah: Your dad's afraid they won't get any warning.<br />
'''Rani: '''They're living underground?<br />
Rani: Well I am not sleeping underground in my dad's bunker.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Your dad's afraid they won't get any warning.<br />
Sarah: (laughs) It's more than just a bunker, Rani. Your mom and dad had us over for dinner last Sunday, and we got - the tour.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well I am not sleeping underground in my dad's bunker.<br />
Rani: "The tour?"<br />
'''Sarah: '''(laughs) It's more than just a bunker, Rani. Your mom and dad had us over for dinner last Sunday, and we got - the tour.<br />
Sarah: You at your driveway yet?<br />
'''Rani:''' "The tour?"<br />
Rani: Just coming up on it.<br />
'''Sarah:''' You at your driveway yet?<br />
Sarah: Wait til you see your new room.<br />
'''Rani:''' Just coming up on it.<br />
Rani: New room?<br />
'''Sarah:''' Wait til you see your new room.<br />
Sarah: Actually it's your old room - he moved the whole thing.<br />
'''Rani: '''New room?<br />
Rani: What does that even mean? My room is on the 2nd-- (sees the house) Oh my God! <br />What happened to my house?? Sarah-John?!
'''Sarah:''' Actually it's your old room - he moved the whole thing.<br />
Sarah: 'No point in leaving the good stuff above ground' - that's what your dad said!<br />
'''Rani: '''What does that even mean? My room is on the second-- (sees the house) Oh my God, what happened to my house?!? Sarah-John?!<br />
 
'''Sarah:''' 'No point in leaving the good stuff above ground' - that's what your dad said!<br />
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/duck_pond.wav duck_pond]
 
Rani: Dad, are you down here?<br />
Tommy: Rani! Well don't you look business-like? Move back home and you can wear <br />overalls every day.
Rani: Just visiting for the weekend, daddy. I've got a good job.<br />
Tommy: A good job. The Covies are coming and you're worrying about your job? Come <br />home, honey...
Rani: If we don't all do our part in the fight, we will surely all die when they get here, <br />dad. So yeah, I'm worried about my job... dad... why are you living under the duck pond?<br />
 
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/heat_sink.wav heat_sink]


===Duck pond===
Tommy: (chuckles) Hear me out now. You see, water can never be hotter than <br />boiling, which is 100 degrees. That pond is a heat sink. You know what a heat sink is...?<br />
{{Listen|title=Duck pond
Rani: I can kind of figure it out, but--<br />
|filename=ILB_Duck_pond.ogg
Tommy: --underneath the pond is a full meter of ice, wrapped in piezo-foam and <br />pelticours.
}}
Rani: Daddy! Listen to yourself!<br />
'''Rani:''' Dad, are you down here?<br />
Tommy: And under that, is a meter of wax. Under that is the sealant here which is <br />foamed glass, just like a cooking pot.
[[Tommy Sobeck|'''Tommy''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Rani! Well don't you look business-like? Move back home and you can wear overalls every day.<br />
Rani: How did you afford all this?<br />
'''Rani:''' Just visiting for the weekend, daddy. I've got a good job.<br />
Tommy: They measure it in joules. The heat, and this room, can take 70 billion of them <br />before it even begins to warm up!
'''Tommy:''' A good job. The Covies are coming and you're worrying about your job? Come home, honey...<br />
Rani: Dad?<br />
'''Rani:''' If we don't all do our part in the fight, we will surely all die when they get here, dad. So yeah, I'm worried about my job... Dad... why are you living under the duck pond?<br />
Tommy: I've been all through the pension thing with your mother, Rani. I don't need to <br />hear it from you.
Rani: Your pension?!


===Heat sink===
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/fusion_cell.wav fusion_cell]
{{Listen|title=Heat sink
|filename=ILB_Heat_sink.ogg}}
'''Tommy: '''(chuckles) Hear me out now. You see, water can never be hotter than boiling, which is 100 degrees. That pond is a heat sink. You know what a heat sink is...?<br />
'''Rani:''' I can kind of figure it out, but--<br />
'''Tommy''': --underneath the pond is a full meter of ice, wrapped in piezo-foam and pelticours.<br />
'''Rani: '''Daddy! Listen to yourself!<br />
'''Tommy:''' And under that, is a meter of wax. Under that is the sealant here which is foamed glass, just like a cookin' pot.<br />
'''Rani: '''How did you afford all this?<br />
'''Tommy:''' They measure it in joules, the heat, and this room, can take 70 billion of them before it even begins to warm up!<br />
'''Rani:''' Dad...?<br />
'''Tommy:''' I've been all through the pension thing with your mother, Rani. I don't need to hear it from you.<br />
'''Rani: '''Your pension?! <br />


===Fusion cell===
Rani: Daddy!<br />
{{Listen|title=Fusion cell
Tommy: Did you listen to the news today, honey? They got to Coral too.<br />
|filename=ILB_Fusion_cell.ogg
Rani: Oh my god... Coral too?<br />
}}
Tommy: Money's no good when the planet's glassed, sweet pea. I have got a year's <br />supply of food down here and a composter that turns waste into soil, I've got a starship grade recycler, and a fusion cell to run it.<br />
'''Rani:''' Daddy!<br />
Rani: But... this is crazy...<br />
'''Tommy:''' Did you listen to the news today, honey? They got to Coral too.<br />
Tommy: Over here I've got picks and drills for digging out through the glass, and seeds <br />that ought to do well after, well... you know, afterwards. Hey, I've been doing my homework on this.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh my god... Coral too?<br />
Rani: Daddy, this is crazy. It might be 20 years before the Covenant comes.<br />
'''Tommy:''' Money's no good when the planet's glassed, sweet pea. I have got a year's supply of food down here and a composter that turns waste into soil, I've got a starship grade recycler, and a fusion cell to run it.<br />
Tommy: "So man also knoweth not his time", as the preacher said.<br />
'''Rani:''' But... this is crazy...<br />
Rani: You know what... I... I can't even talk to you. I can't.<br />
'''Tommy:''' Over here I've got picks and drills for digging out through the glass, and seeds that ought to do well after, well... you know, afterwards. Hey, I've been doing my homework on this.<br />
Tommy: Rani... Rani!<br />
'''Rani:''' Daddy, this is crazy. It might be 20 years before the Covenant comes.<br />
'''Tommy:''' "So man also knoweth not his time", as the preacher said.<br />
'''Rani:''' You know what... I... I can't even talk to you. I can't.<br />
'''Tommy: '''Rani... Rani!<br />
(Rani leaves)<br />
(Rani leaves)<br />


===Persnickety===
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/persnickety.wav persnickety]
{{Listen|title=Persnickety
 
|filename=ILB_Persnickety.ogg
Rani: I'm amazed dad still lets you use the above ground kitchen.<br />
}}
Leah: It's just until he can get the fusion cell working. It's being persnickety.<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm amazed dad still lets you use the above-ground kitchen.<br />
Rani: Mom, you've got to stop him. This is crazy.<br />
[[Leah Sobeck|'''Leah''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''It's just until he can get the fusion cell working. It's being persnickety.<br />
Leah: Honey, you're daddy's doing what he thinks he needs to do.<br />
'''Rani:''' Mom, you've got to stop him. This is crazy.<br />
Rani: You're living under a duck pond!<br />
'''Leah: '''Honey, you're daddy's doing what he thinks he needs to do.<br />
Tommy: Rani!<br />
'''Rani:''' You're living under a duck pond!<br />
Leah: Tommy, don't you have to go to the hardware?<br />
'''Tommy:''' Rani!<br />
Tommy: I don't have to go right now, I can go tomorrow morning.<br />
'''Leah:''' Tommy, don't you have to go to the hardware?<br />
Leah: Well you go now. And get there before they close.<br />
'''Tommy: '''I don't have to go right now, I can go tomorrow morning.<br />
Tommy: Look, I just want to explain--<br />
'''Leah:''' Well you go now. And get there before they close.<br />
Leah: --Let us talk a bit.<br />
'''Tommy:''' Look, I just want to explain--<br />
Tommy: Oh. Ok, uh... Rani, you want I should get you anything?<br />
'''Leah: '''--Let us talk a bit.<br />
Rani: No, daddy. I'm fine.<br />
'''Tommy:''' Oh. Okay, uh... Rani, you want I should get you anything?<br />
'''Rani:''' No, daddy. I'm fine.<br />


===New chicken===
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/new_chicken.wav new_chicken]
{{Listen|title=New chicken
 
|filename=ILB_New_chicken.ogg
Tommy: I'll just take stock in the garage a minute, and then I'll go.<br />
}}
Leah: Here's your tea, sweet pea.<br />
'''Tommy:''' I'll just take stock in the garage a minute, then I'll go.<br />
'''Leah:''' Here's your tea, sweet pea.<br />
(dad leaves)<br />
(dad leaves)<br />
'''Rani:''' How can you put up with it? When I was a kid, it was the AI dog-walker business. And then he was going to grow ginseng. And then, it was duck; the new chicken. It's one crazy scheme after another, and now, this!<br />
Rani: How can you put up with it? When I was a kid, it was the AI dog-walker business. <br />And then he was going to grow ginseng. And then, it was duck. The new chicken. It's one crazy scheme after another, and now, this!<br />
'''Leah: '''Your daddy has always worked hard, always has a job, and always been faithful.<br />
Leah: Your daddy has always worked hard, always has a job, and always been faithful.<br />
'''Rani: '''You're living under a ''duck pond''.<br />
Rani: You're living under a duck pond.<br />
'''Leah:''' I know! Aint it great?<br />
Leah: I know! Aint it great?  


===Only one alive===
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/only_one_alive.wav only_one_alive]
{{Listen|title=Only one alive
|filename=ILB_Only_one_alive.ogg
}}
'''Leah: '''What cute young thing with a figure is that man going to lure under a duck pond?<br />
'''Rani:''' Mom, be serious.<br />
'''Leah:''' Rani, everybody is looking at the same thing, and we've all got to find ways to deal with it.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, medication is a whole lot cheaper.<br />
'''Leah:''' They're saying people survived on parts of Reach. And for your father that means there's a chance. If only he can take it.<br />
'''Rani: '''Do you really think it's going to work?<br />
'''Leah:''' Honey, if the Covenant comes, I don't want it to work. I don't want to be the only one alive. But I trust in my maker. Whatever happens happens for a reason.<br />
'''Rani:''' I don't know, mom.<br />


===Eye out===
Leah:What cute young thing with a figure is that man <br />going to lure under a duck pond?<br />
{{Listen|title=Eye out
Rani: Mom, be serious.<br />
|filename=ILB_Eye_out.ogg
Leah: Rani, everybody is looking at the same thing, and we've all got to find ways to deal with it.<br />
}}
Rani: Well, medication is a whole lot cheaper.<br />
'''Leah: '''You know what I admire about your father? Despair looked him in the eye and he didn't blink. And these days, hope is something we need more than pills or bullets.<br />
Leah: They're saying people survived on parts of Reach. And for your father that means there's a chance. If only he can take it.<br />
Rani: Do you really think it's going to work?<br />
Leah: Honey, if the Covenant comes, I don't want it to work. I don't want to be the only one alive. But I trust in my maker. Whatever happens happens for a reason.
Rani: I don't know, mom.<br />
 
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/eye_out.wav eye_out]
 
Leah: You know what I admire about your father? Despair looked him in the eye <br />and he didn't blink. And these days, hope is something we need more than pills or bullets.<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
'''Rani:''' Hold on mom.<br />
Rani: Hold on mom.<br />
(Rani takes the chatter outside)<br />
(Rani takes the chatter outside)<br />
'''[[Herzog]]:''' (on chatter) Rani...<br />
Herzog: (on chatter) Rani...<br />
'''Rani:''' Wow. Aren't you afraid this line will be cracked?<br />
Rani: Wow, aren't you afraid this line will be cracked?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Not this line. Listen, Section 3 security on Chawla base - that's where they're keeping the artifact.<br />
Herzog: Not this line. Listen, Section 3 security on Chawla base - that's where they're <br />keeping the artifact.
'''Rani:''' I know it. I don't have nearly that kind of clearance.<br />
Rani: I know it. I don't have nearly that kind of clearance.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I know, but keep an eye out. Watch for techs. Word is they've been going over and over it with magnetometers.<br />
Herzog: I know, but keep an eye out. Watch for techs. Word is they've been going over <br />and over it with magnetometers.
 
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/big_city.wav big_city]


===Big city===
Rani: Ok.<br />
{{Listen|title=Big city
Herzog: Since they triggered the artifact, it's been putting out fluctuating fields, up and down, weaker and stronger, but steadily overall, weaker - it's decaying.
|filename=ILB_Big_city.ogg
Rani: Is that wierd? It sounds binary or something... up, down, on, off...<br />
}}
Herzog: It's more of an oscillation. I think it will continue for a few weeks more. It's regular enough they can estimate it.<br />
'''Rani: '''Okay.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Since they triggered the artifact, it's been putting out fluctuating fields, up and down, weaker and stronger, but steadily overall, weaker - it's decaying.<br />
'''Rani:''' Is that wierd? It sounds binary or something... up, down, on, off...<br />
'''Herzog:''' It's more of an oscillation. I think it will continue for a few weeks more. It's regular enough they can estimate it.<br />
(rustling)<br />
(rustling)<br />
'''Rani:''' My dad's coming out to his truck. I've got to go.<br />
Rani: My dad's coming out to his truck. I've got to go.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Uh Rani, I don't know how much longer I'll be able to keep in touch. If you can't find me, don't come looking, and don't mention anything to anyone. For your own protection.<br />
Herzog: Uh Rani, I don't know how much longer I'll be able to keep in touch. If you can't find me, don't come looking, and don't mention anything to anyone. For your own protection.<br />
'''Rani:''' What are you g--<br />
Rani: What are you g--<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
'''Tommy: '''Hi Rani. Those folks making you work on the weekend?<br />
Tommy: Hi Rani. Those folks making you work on the weekend?<br />
'''Rani:''' Big city, you know. Rush rush rush!<br />
Rani: Big city, you know. Rush rush rush!<br />
 
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/decay_timer.wav decay_timer]


===Decay timer===
Tommy: So I said to Len, well, you know how Len is - Len, I can do the test. I've got the certification. (chuckles) ...A great dinner Leah!<br />
{{Listen|title=Decay timer
Leah: Thank you honey.<br />
|filename=ILB_Decay_timer.ogg
Rani: Oh, yeah mom, really good.<br />
}}
Leah: Something on your mind, sweet pea?<br />
'''Tommy:''' So I said to Len, well, you know how Len is - Len, I can do the test. I've got the certification. (chuckles) ...A great dinner Leah!<br />
Rani: Mm, I had a wierd call from work today. I'm not allowed to talk about it. Go on daddy.<br />
'''Leah:''' Thank you honey.<br />
Tommy: Ah, well, Len wants me to make sure we're not getting static discharges. If you get static during assembly, it can fry your work.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, yeah mom, really good.<br />
Rani: Uh huh<br />
'''Leah:''' Something on your mind, sweet pea?<br />
Tommy: But we don't have the kind of audit equipment for what he's asking for. So I said, Len, I'm going to need a variable resistance reference, and with that kind of oscillation, I'd need a decay timer. I'd need an audit kit like the one I had over at McFarlane's.<br />
'''Rani: '''Mm, I had a wierd call from work today. I'm not allowed to talk about it. Go on daddy.<br />
Rani: Wait, what did you say? A decay timer?<br />
'''Tommy:''' Ah, well, Len wants me to make sure we're not getting static discharges. If you get static during assembly, it can fry your work.<br />
Tommy: Yeah, a decay timer. You can estimate how long it's going to take before it drops under a certain threshold.<br />
'''Rani:''' Uh huh<br />
Rani: So things decay, and they get weaker and weaker in a way that you can predict, right daddy?<br />
'''Tommy''': But we don't have the kind of audit equipment for what he's asking for. So I said, Len, I'm going to need a variable resistance reference, and with that kind of oscillation, I'd need a decay timer. I'd need an audit kit like the one I had over at [[McFarlane's]].<br />
Tommy: Oh, well, sure.<br />
'''Rani:''' Wait, what did you say? A decay timer?<br />
Rani: I've got to make a call.<br />
'''Tommy: '''Yeah, a decay timer. You can estimate how long it's going to take before it drops under a certain threshold.<br />
 
'''Rani:''' So things decay, and they get weaker and weaker in a way that you can predict, right daddy?<br />
[http://ilovebees.com/outbound/counting_down.wav counting_down]
'''Tommy:''' Oh, well, sure.<br />
'''Rani:''' I've got to make a call.<br />


===Counting down===
{{Listen|title=Counting down
|filename=ILB_Counting_down.ogg
}}
(Rani runs outside and calls Herzog)<br />
(Rani runs outside and calls Herzog)<br />
'''Herzog:''' (on chatter) Rani, you shouldn't call me.<br />
Herzog: (on chatter) Rani, you shouldn't call me.<br />
'''Rani: '''The artifact -<br />
Rani: The artifact -<br />
'''Herzog:''' Yes?<br />
Herzog: Yes?<br />
'''Rani:''' My dad was talking about something called a magnetic decay timer. What if the artifact is a timer?<br />
Rani: My dad was talking about something called a magnetic decay timer. What if the artifact is a timer?<br />
'''Herzog:''' The artifact...<br />
Herzog: The artifact...<br />
'''Rani:''' Maybe it didn't go off one time, like a grenade. Maybe that was just the pulse of it turning on and now it's counting down.<br />
Rani: Maybe it didn't go off one time, like a grenade. Maybe that was just the pulse of it turning on and now it's counting down.<br />
'''Herzog:''' If it is, what happens--<br />
Herzog: If it is, what happens--<br />
'''Rani:''' --when it gets to zero.<br />
Rani: --when it gets to zero<br />


==Herzog: "Results are Results"==
==[[Herzog]]==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 39sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week8_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 39sec]
===No trespassing===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/no_trespassing.wav no_trespassing]
{{Listen|title=No trespassing
 
|filename=ILB_No_trespassing.ogg
Standish: Herzog<br />
}}
Herzog: Who is it?<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
Standish: Standish<br />
'''[[Standish]]:''' (on chatter) Herzog.<br />
Herzog: Is this connection secure?<br />
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Who is it?<br />
Standish: I'm using a disposable line. Are you busy?<br />
'''Standish:''' Standish.<br />
Herzog: Just catching up on paperwork while the car drives. What do you want?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Is this connection secure?<br />
Standish: Uh where are you?<br />
'''Standish:''' I'm using a disposable line. Are you busy?<br />
Herzog: In a car, Standish.<br />
'''Herzog: '''Just catching up on paperwork while the car drives. What do you want?<br />
Standish: Hey, you hear they're talking about dropping the speed on the belt-way again? From 350kph to 300. Yeah, they say the road-bed is so degraded, it isn't safe, and it's too expensive to upgrade.<br />
'''Standish:''' Uh where are you?<br />
Herzog: You called me to talk about construction on the belt-way?<br />
'''Herzog:''' In a car, Standish.<br />
Standish: No! Uh, your girl, the one at Chawla - you'll be pleased to know the Admiral has put no trespassing all over her.<br />
'''Standish:''' Hey, you hear they're talking about dropping the speed on the beltway again? From 350kph to 300. Yeah, they say the road-bed is so degraded, it isn't safe, and it's too expensive to upgrade.<br />
Herzog: That was stupid Standish.<br />
'''Herzog:''' You called me to talk about construction on the beltway?<br />
Standish: I know. They weren't supposed to kill her, just scare her.<br />
'''Standish:''' No! Uh, your girl, the one at Chawla - you'll be pleased to know the Admiral has put no trespassing signs all over her.<br />
Herzog: Spare me.<br />
'''Herzog:''' That was stupid Standish.<br />
Standish: You're right, they were going to kill her. <br />
'''Standish:''' I know. They weren't supposed to kill her, just scare her.<br />
 
'''Herzog:''' Spare me.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/results_are_results.wav results_are_results]
'''Standish:''' You're right, they were going to kill her. <br />


===Results are results===
Standish: She was a problem. But, she wasn't the real problem.<br />
{{Listen|title=Results are results
Herzog: No, the real problem was that you're a dictator and we live in a democracy.<br />
|filename=ILB_Results_are_results.ogg
Standish: The real problem is that you and I have always seen the world differently. I am willing to sacrifice principle for results.<br />
}}
Herzog: Principles are results they are ends in themselves.<br />
'''Standish:''' She was a problem. But, she wasn't the real problem.<br />
Standish: No, results are results.<br />
'''Herzog:''' No, the real problem was that you're a dictator and we live in a democracy.<br />
[Vehicle]: Switching from automatic guidance to manual.<br />
'''Standish:''' The real problem is that you and I have always seen the world differently. I am willing to sacrifice principle for results.<br />
Standish: Herzog. At the bottom of this hill, watch out for the bridge.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Principles are results, they are ends in themselves.<br />
'''Standish:''' No, results are results.<br />
'''[Vehicle]: '''Switching from automatic guidance to manual.<br />
(Herzog grunting as he struggles with the controls)<br />
'''Standish:''' Herzog. At the bottom of this hill, watch out for the bridge.<br />
(comm off)<br />
(comm off)<br />
'''[Vehicle]:''' I'm sorry, manual breaking at this speed is not recommended. If you would like me to apply automatic deceleration, please--<br />
[Vehicle]: I'm sorry, manual breaking at this speed is not recommended. If you would like me to apply automatic deceleration, please--<br />
(enormous crash, loud splash, static)
(enormous crash, static)


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