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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{era|ILB}}
{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}


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===Genetic profile===
===Genetic profile===
{{Listen|title=Genetic profile
{{Listen|title=Genetic profile
|filename=ILB_Genetic_profile.ogg
|filename=genetic_profile.ogg
}}
}}
(working on chatter)'''<br />'''
(working on chatter)'''<br />'''
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===Parabolic lemonade failure===
===Parabolic lemonade failure===
{{Listen|title=Parabolic lemonade failure
{{Listen|title=Parabolic lemonade failure
|filename=ILB_Parabolic_lemonade_failure.ogg
|filename=parabolic_lemonade_failure.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal''': The cafeteria's a better place to talk. Realistically they can't have a live person monitoring every minute of my day.<br />
'''Kamal''': The cafeteria's a better place to talk. Realistically they can't have a live person monitoring every minute of my day.<br />
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===Going offline===
===Going offline===
{{Listen|title=Going offline
{{Listen|title=Going offline
|filename=ILB_Going_offline.ogg
|filename=going_offline.ogg
}}
}}
'''Sophia''': Your...brother? The people who took your brother on that trip.<br />
'''Sophia''': Your...brother? The people who took your brother on that trip.<br />
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===Abracadabra===
===Abracadabra===
{{Listen|title=Abracadabra
{{Listen|title=Abracadabra
|filename=ILB_Abracadabra.ogg
|filename=abracadabra.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal''': Hang on... '''(signal/offline)''' And presto! Now I'm offline. As far as the grid knows, I've just disappeared.<br />
'''Kamal''': Hang on... '''(signal/offline)''' And presto! Now I'm offline. As far as the grid knows, I've just disappeared.<br />
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===Chatter to chatter===
===Chatter to chatter===
{{Listen|title=Chatter to chatter
{{Listen|title=Chatter to chatter
|filename=ILB_Chatter_to_chatter.ogg
|filename=chatter_to_chatter.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal/Offline''': You're a ghost!<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': You're a ghost!<br />
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===Deported===
===Deported===
{{Listen|title=Deported
{{Listen|title=Deported
|filename=ILB_Deported.ogg
|filename=deported.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal/Offline''': That's great!<br />
'''Kamal/Offline''': That's great!<br />
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===Ashtray===
===Ashtray===
{{Listen|title=Ashtray
{{Listen|title=Ashtray
|filename=ILB_Ashtray.ogg
|filename=ashtray.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal''': What?!<br />
'''Kamal''': What?!<br />
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===They got it===
===They got it===
{{Listen|title=They got it
{{Listen|title=They got it
|filename=ILB_They_got_it.ogg
|filename=they_got_it.ogg
}}
}}
'''(Kamal returns home)'''<br />
'''(Kamal returns home)'''<br />
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===Just wondering===
===Just wondering===
{{Listen|title=Just wondering
{{Listen|title=Just wondering
|filename=ILB_Just_wondering.ogg
|filename=just_wondering.ogg
}}
}}
'''(working on chatter)'''<br />
'''(working on chatter)'''<br />
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===Real animal fat===
===Real animal fat===
{{Listen|title=Real animal fat
{{Listen|title=Real animal fat
|filename=ILB_Real_animal_fat.ogg
|filename=real_animal_fat.ogg
}}
}}
'''Bev''': Hello, and welcome to [[Hot 'n' Cold]]. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
'''Bev''': Hello, and welcome to [[Hot 'n' Cold]]. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br />
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===Dispenser===
===Dispenser===
{{Listen|title=Dispenser
{{Listen|title=Dispenser
|filename=ILB_Dispenser.ogg
|filename=dispenser.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey''': Durga? Are you in the dispenser?<br />
'''Jersey''': Durga? Are you in the dispenser?<br />
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===Black three sugars===
===Black three sugars===
{{Listen|title=Black three sugars
{{Listen|title=Black three sugars
|filename=ILB_Black_three_sugars.ogg
|filename=black_three_sugars.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herbert''': Listen, buddy. I aint got all day. Give me a cup of [[list of food and drinks|coffee]] - black, three sugars.<br />
'''Herbert''': Listen, buddy. I aint got all day. Give me a cup of [[list of food and drinks|coffee]] - black, three sugars.<br />
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===Burrito funeral===
===Burrito funeral===
{{Listen|title=Burrito funeral
{{Listen|title=Burrito funeral
|filename=ILB_Burrito_funeral.ogg
|filename=burrito_funeral.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey''': Wait. It's got [[lettuce]] on it.<br />
'''Jersey''': Wait. It's got [[lettuce]] on it.<br />
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===Sweet as sweet===
===Sweet as sweet===
{{Listen|title=Sweet as sweet
{{Listen|title=Sweet as sweet
|filename=ILB_Sweet_as_sweet.ogg
|filename=sweet_as_sweet.ogg
}}
}}
[[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' I'll be ready when I'm ready.<br />
[[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' I'll be ready when I'm ready.<br />
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===Not coming===
===Not coming===
{{Listen|title=Not coming
{{Listen|title=Not coming
|filename=ILB_Not_coming.ogg
|filename=not_coming.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gilly''': (closes the window) Time for me to bug out.<br />
'''Gilly''': (closes the window) Time for me to bug out.<br />
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===1 Point 1===
===1 Point 1===
{{Listen|title=1 Point 1
{{Listen|title=1 Point 1
|filename=ILB_One_point_one.ogg
|filename=one_point_one.ogg
}}
}}
(ambient funeral sounds)<br />
(ambient funeral sounds)<br />
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===This damn rain===
===This damn rain===
{{Listen|title=This damn rain
{{Listen|title=This damn rain
|filename=ILB_This_damn_rain.ogg
|filename=this_damn_rain.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gladys''': Well, it's not like you can stay with Gilly.<br />
'''Gladys''': Well, it's not like you can stay with Gilly.<br />
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===James James===
===James James===
{{Listen|title=James James
{{Listen|title=James James
|filename=ILB_James_james.ogg
|filename=james_james.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan''': Hey Gladys, Gilly called dad by a different name. Lee - Jim Lee.<br />
'''Jan''': Hey Gladys, Gilly called dad by a different name. Lee - Jim Lee.<br />
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===Free cemetery===
===Free cemetery===
{{Listen|title=Free cemetery
{{Listen|title=Free cemetery
|filename=ILB_Free_cemetery.ogg
|filename=free_cemetery.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey''': Hey Jan. I guess the rain finally stopped, huh?<br />
'''Jersey''': Hey Jan. I guess the rain finally stopped, huh?<br />
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===Go ninja===
===Go ninja===
{{Listen|title=Go ninja
{{Listen|title=Go ninja
|filename=ILB_Go_ninja.ogg
|filename=go_ninja.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan''': How do you know that?<br />
'''Jan''': How do you know that?<br />
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===Perimeter alarms===
===Perimeter alarms===
{{Listen|title=Perimeter alarms
{{Listen|title=Perimeter alarms
|filename=ILB_Perimeter_alarms.ogg
|filename=perimeter_alarms.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan''': Say that again...<br />
'''Jan''': Say that again...<br />
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===Say please===
===Say please===
{{Listen|title=Say please
{{Listen|title=Say please
|filename=ILB_Say_please.ogg
|filename=say_please.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gladys''': So you want me to believe you've got an AI that can hack into things even the police can't split open? And you programmed this thing yourself?<br />
'''Gladys''': So you want me to believe you've got an AI that can hack into things even the police can't split open? And you programmed this thing yourself?<br />
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===Military application===
===Military application===
{{Listen|title=Military application
{{Listen|title=Military application
|filename=ILB_Military_application.ogg
|filename=military_application.ogg
}}
}}
(entering apartment)<br />
(entering apartment)<br />
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===She died===
===She died===
{{Listen|title=She died
{{Listen|title=She died
|filename=ILB_She_died.ogg
|filename=she_died.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I think there's a reason for that.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I think there's a reason for that.<br />
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===Another name===
===Another name===
{{Listen|title=Another name
{{Listen|title=Another name
|filename=ILB_Another_name.ogg
|filename=another_name.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey: '''The ones that don't - there's this thing called [[Cognitive Impression Modeling|'cognitive impression mapping']]. They use their brains to make smart AIs. Like you.<br />
'''Jersey: '''The ones that don't - there's this thing called [[Cognitive Impression Modeling|'cognitive impression mapping']]. They use their brains to make smart AIs. Like you.<br />
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===Sleeping underground===
===Sleeping underground===
{{Listen|title=Sleeping underground
{{Listen|title=Sleeping underground
|filename=ILB_Sleeping_underground.ogg
|filename=sleeping_underground.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Sarah-John, thanks for the offer, but I've got to stay with my mom and dad.<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Sarah-John, thanks for the offer, but I've got to stay with my mom and dad.<br />
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===Duck pond===
===Duck pond===
{{Listen|title=Duck pond
{{Listen|title=Duck pond
|filename=ILB_Duck_pond.ogg
|filename=duck_pond.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Dad, are you down here?<br />
'''Rani:''' Dad, are you down here?<br />
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===Heat sink===
===Heat sink===
{{Listen|title=Heat sink
{{Listen|title=Heat sink
|filename=ILB_Heat_sink.ogg}}
|filename=heat_sink.ogg
}}
'''Tommy: '''(chuckles) Hear me out now. You see, water can never be hotter than boiling, which is 100 degrees. That pond is a heat sink. You know what a heat sink is...?<br />
'''Tommy: '''(chuckles) Hear me out now. You see, water can never be hotter than boiling, which is 100 degrees. That pond is a heat sink. You know what a heat sink is...?<br />
'''Rani:''' I can kind of figure it out, but--<br />
'''Rani:''' I can kind of figure it out, but--<br />
'''Tommy''': --underneath the pond is a full meter of ice, wrapped in piezo-foam and pelticours.<br />
Tommy: --underneath the pond is a full meter of ice, wrapped in piezo-foam and pelticours.<br />
'''Rani: '''Daddy! Listen to yourself!<br />
'''Rani: '''Daddy! Listen to yourself!<br />
'''Tommy:''' And under that, is a meter of wax. Under that is the sealant here which is foamed glass, just like a cookin' pot.<br />
'''Tommy:''' And under that, is a meter of wax. Under that is the sealant here which is foamed glass, just like a cookin' pot.<br />
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===Fusion cell===
===Fusion cell===
{{Listen|title=Fusion cell
{{Listen|title=Fusion cell
|filename=ILB_Fusion_cell.ogg
|filename=fusion_cell.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' Daddy!<br />
'''Rani:''' Daddy!<br />
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===Persnickety===
===Persnickety===
{{Listen|title=Persnickety
{{Listen|title=Persnickety
|filename=ILB_Persnickety.ogg
|filename=persnickety.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani:''' I'm amazed dad still lets you use the above-ground kitchen.<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm amazed dad still lets you use the above-ground kitchen.<br />
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===New chicken===
===New chicken===
{{Listen|title=New chicken
{{Listen|title=New chicken
|filename=ILB_New_chicken.ogg
|filename=new_chicken.ogg
}}
}}
'''Tommy:''' I'll just take stock in the garage a minute, then I'll go.<br />
'''Tommy:''' I'll just take stock in the garage a minute, then I'll go.<br />
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===Only one alive===
===Only one alive===
{{Listen|title=Only one alive
{{Listen|title=Only one alive
|filename=ILB_Only_one_alive.ogg
|filename=only_one_alive.ogg
}}
}}
'''Leah: '''What cute young thing with a figure is that man going to lure under a duck pond?<br />
'''Leah: '''What cute young thing with a figure is that man going to lure under a duck pond?<br />
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===Eye out===
===Eye out===
{{Listen|title=Eye out
{{Listen|title=Eye out
|filename=ILB_Eye_out.ogg
|filename=eye_out.ogg
}}
}}
'''Leah: '''You know what I admire about your father? Despair looked him in the eye and he didn't blink. And these days, hope is something we need more than pills or bullets.<br />
'''Leah: '''You know what I admire about your father? Despair looked him in the eye and he didn't blink. And these days, hope is something we need more than pills or bullets.<br />
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===Big city===
===Big city===
{{Listen|title=Big city
{{Listen|title=Big city
|filename=ILB_Big_city.ogg
|filename=big_city.ogg
}}
}}
'''Rani: '''Okay.<br />
'''Rani: '''Okay.<br />
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===Decay timer===
===Decay timer===
{{Listen|title=Decay timer
{{Listen|title=Decay timer
|filename=ILB_Decay_timer.ogg
|filename=decay_timer.ogg
}}
}}
'''Tommy:''' So I said to Len, well, you know how Len is - Len, I can do the test. I've got the certification. (chuckles) ...A great dinner Leah!<br />
'''Tommy:''' So I said to Len, well, you know how Len is - Len, I can do the test. I've got the certification. (chuckles) ...A great dinner Leah!<br />
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===Counting down===
===Counting down===
{{Listen|title=Counting down
{{Listen|title=Counting down
|filename=ILB_Counting_down.ogg
|filename=counting_down.ogg
}}
}}
(Rani runs outside and calls Herzog)<br />
(Rani runs outside and calls Herzog)<br />
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===No trespassing===
===No trespassing===
{{Listen|title=No trespassing
{{Listen|title=No trespassing
|filename=ILB_No_trespassing.ogg
|filename=no_trespassing.ogg
}}
}}
(chatter beep)<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
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===Results are results===
===Results are results===
{{Listen|title=Results are results
{{Listen|title=Results are results
|filename=ILB_Results_are_results.ogg
|filename=results_are_results.ogg
}}
}}
'''Standish:''' She was a problem. But, she wasn't the real problem.<br />
'''Standish:''' She was a problem. But, she wasn't the real problem.<br />
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'''[Vehicle]:''' I'm sorry, manual breaking at this speed is not recommended. If you would like me to apply automatic deceleration, please--<br />
'''[Vehicle]:''' I'm sorry, manual breaking at this speed is not recommended. If you would like me to apply automatic deceleration, please--<br />
(enormous crash, loud splash, static)
(enormous crash, loud splash, static)
{{Navbox/Media/Audio}}
[[Category:I Love Bees]]
[[Category:I Love Bees]]

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