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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{era|ILB}}
{{ratings}}
{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}
==Rani==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 33sec]
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/no_no_no.wav no_no_no]


{{TOCright}}
==Rani: "Last Stop"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 33sec]
===No, No, No===
{{Listen|title=No, No, No
|filename=ILB_No_no_no.ogg
}}
(sounds of office)<br />
(sounds of office)<br />
([[ChatterNet|chatter]] on)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Hey, Sarah-John.<br />
Rani: Hey, Sarah-John.<br />
'''[[Sarah-John Pope|Sarah]]: '''(on chatter) Wow, you're calling from work. This must be important. Did you get another--<br />
Sarah: (on chatter) Wow, you're calling from work. This must be important. Did you get <br />another--
'''Rani:''' I got another letter from [[Nick]]! He said that--<br />
Rani: I got another letter from Nick! He said that--<br />
(men enter through far door)<br />
(men enter through far door)<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh my god. Sarah-John?<br />
Rani: Oh my god. Sarah John?<br />
'''Sarah: '''What? Rani? Rani?<br />
Sarah: What? Rani? Rani?<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.<br />
Rani: Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Rani? Rani, is someone there? Rani, say something, I'm really scared here. <br />
Sarah: Rani? Rani, is someone there? Rani, say something, I'm really scared here. <br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/dress_uniform.wav dress_uniform]


===Dress uniform===
Rani: Oh, Nick...<br />
{{Listen|title=Dress uniform
Sarah: Nick? Rani, talk to me!<br />
|filename=ILB_Dress_uniform.ogg
Rani: Two soldiers, in dress uniform. Oh god, they stopped at Beth's cubicle.<br />
}}
Soldier: (distant) Mrs. Collingwood, I regret to inform you that your husband, Keith <br />Collingwood, was killed in action off Reach last month. The Navy wants you to know he fought bravely and his sacrifice will not be in vain.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh, Nick...<br />
'''Sarah:''' Nick? Rani, talk to me!<br />
'''Rani:''' Two soldiers, in [[UNSC Navy uniforms|dress uniform]]. Oh god, they stopped at [[Beth Collingwood|Beth]]'s cubicle.<br />
'''Soldier:''' (distant) Mrs. Collingwood, I regret to inform you, your husband, [[Keith Collingwood]], was [[killed in action]] off [[Reach]] last month. The [[UNSC Navy|Navy]] wants you to know he fought bravely and his sacrifice will not be in vain.<br />
(woman crying)<br />
(woman crying)<br />
'''Sarah: '''Her what?<br />
Sarah: Her what?<br />
'''Rani:''' Her husband. He's on a ship. Oh my god, Sarah-John. One soldier means wounded and two means...<br />
Rani: Her husband. He's on a ship. Oh my god, Sarah-John. One soldier means wounded <br />and two means...
'''Sarah:''' Oh, Rani.<br />
Sarah: Oh, Rani.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, I thought it was Nick. I thought they had come to tell me it was Nick. Oh, Sarah-John, her face.
Rani: Oh, I thought it was Nick. I thought they had come to tell me it was Nick. Oh, <br />Sarah-John, her face.


===Last week===
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/last_week.wav last_week]
{{Listen|title=Last week
|filename=ILB_Last_week.ogg
}}
'''Sarah:''' Rani, it's okay.<br />
'''Rani: '''They wouldn't come to tell me, anyway. I don't have that kind of claim, do I?<br />
'''Sarah: '''They'd tell his mother.<br />
'''Rani:''' Right. Of course.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Come back home, j-just for the weekend.<br />
'''Rani:''' Life is too short to keep running home, Sarah-John.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani...<br />
'''Rani:''' I've been thinking about it. Somebody was coming to kill me last week, and I'm going to find out why.<br />


===Divorced bureaucrat===
Sarah: Rani, it's ok.<br />
{{Listen|title=Divorced bureaucrat
Rani: They wouldn't come to tell me, anyway. I don't have that kind of claim, do I?<br />
|filename=ILB_Divorced_bureaucrat.ogg
Sarah: They'd tell his mother.<br />
}}
Rani: Right. Of course.<br />
'''Announcer:''' [[Wikipedia:Washington, D.C.|Washington]], [[Capital City Station]]. Anyone wishing to exit at Capital City, please disembark now. Capital City.<br />
Sarah: Come back home, j-just for the weekend.<br />
Rani: Life is too short to keep running home, Sarah-John.<br />
Sarah: Rani...<br />
Rani: I've been thinking about it. Somebody was coming to kill me last week, and I'm <br />going to find out why.
 
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/divorced_bureaucrat.wav divorced_bureaucrat]
 
Announcer: Washington, Capital City Station. Anyone wishing to exit at Capital City, <br />please disembark now. Capital City.
(train arrives)<br />
(train arrives)<br />
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Pardon me, Miss.<br />
Herzog: Pardon me, Miss.<br />
'''Rani:''' Hey, what do you think you're-- ...It's you.<br />
Rani: Hey, what do you think you're-- ...It's you.<br />
'''Herzog: '''Is that who it is?<br />
Herzog: Is that who it is?<br />
'''Rani:''' No, I mean it's really you. The cranky old man on the CP.<br />
Rani: No, I mean it's really you. The cranky old man on the CP.<br />
'''Herzog:''' How do you know? Did you find a picture?<br />
Herzog: How do you know? Did you find a picture?<br />
'''Rani:''' I just knew. I knew what you would be like.<br />
Rani: I just knew. I knew what you would be like.<br />
'''Herzog: '''What am I - like?<br />
Herzog: What am I - like?<br />
'''Rani:''' Inconspicuous, dressed like a divorced bureaucrat.<br />
Rani: Inconspicuous, dressed like a divorced bureaucrat.<br />
'''Herzog:''' (chuckle) I am a divorced bureaucrat.<br />
Herzog: (chuckle) I am a divorced bureaucrat.  
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/old_washington.wav old_washington]


===Old Washington===
Herzog:Come, take a walk with me.<br />
{{Listen|title=Old Washington
Rani: What if I don't want to?<br />
|filename=ILB_Old_washington.ogg
Herzog: Three close personal friends of the guy who fell off your roof last week have my <br />house staked out. Wouldn't you like to know why?
}}
Rani: Oh my god.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Come, take a walk with me.<br />
Herzog: So, come, walk with me already.<br />
'''Rani:''' What if I don't want to?<br />
Rani: How did you know I would be on that train?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Three close personal friends of the guy who fell off your roof last week have my house staked out. Wouldn't you like to know why?<br />
Herzog: I am a very old, enormously talented spy, Rani. I've been running agents since the year your mother learned to ride a bike. I know how your mind works. I know you better than you know yourself.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh my god.<br />
Rani: Yeah, but how did you really know?<br />
'''Herzog:''' So, come, walk with me already.<br />
Herzog: We put a bug in your purse.<br />
'''Rani: '''How did you know I would be on that train?<br />
Rani: Dammit!<br />
'''Herzog: '''I am a very old, enormously talented spy, Rani. I've been running agents since the year your mother learned to ride a bike. I know how your mind works. I know you better than you know yourself.<br />
Herzog: That reminds me, once you start getting your extra pay from my department, buy yourself some decent accessories. Your idea of business clothes makes you look like a sunday school teacher.<br />
'''Rani:''' Yeah, but how did you really know?<br />
Rani: Why, you pompous, old, Washington son of a--<br />
'''Herzog: '''We put a bug in your purse.<br />
'''Rani:''' Dammit!<br />
'''Herzog:''' That reminds me, once you start getting your extra pay from my department, buy yourself some decent accessories. Your idea of business clothes makes you look like a sunday school teacher.<br />
'''Rani:''' Why, you pompous, old, Washington son of a--<br />
(train horns)<br />
(train horns)<br />


===A pawn===
{{Listen|title=A pawn
|filename=ILB_A_pawn.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Let me guess... according to [[ONI Section Three|Section 3]]--<br />
'''Herzog:''' --There is no [[deep-space artifact|device]].<br />
'''Rani:''' So where is it now?... oh.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I'm really sorry about this.<br />
'''Rani:''' [[Chawla Base|Chawla base]]! The base where I work!<br />
'''Herzog:''' Rani...<br />
'''Rani:''' You got me this job in the first place, didn't you? You and that lowdown scheming [[Avi|Professor Avi]]... you set me up so you would have a pawn on the inside!<br />
'''Herzog/Cranky:''' You think I don't have problems of my own? In my day we didn't complain when someone offered us a job, no sir.<br />


===Little brave===
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_pawn.wav a_pawn]
{{Listen|title=Little brave
 
|filename=ILB_Little_brave.ogg
Rani: Let me guess... according to Section 3--<br />
}}
Herzog: --There is no device.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, this is my day, and I don't know.I- I'm thinking I might quit and go home, but I'm afraid y'all won't let me.<br />
Rani: So where is it now?... oh.<br />
'''Herzog:''' You're going to have to be a little brave, Rani. I'm sorry about that, but the times don't give us many choices these days. There's a young man, up on an [[orbital defense platform|orbital platform]] tonight--<br />
Herzog: I'm really sorry about this.<br />
'''Rani:''' Please don't. I really don't want you to know about him.<br />
Rani: Chawla base! The base where I work!<br />
'''Herzog:''' Rani, I have my enemies, but I have my friends too. They're watching over you. Take a little comfort from that.<br />
Herzog: Rani...<br />
'''Rani: '''Mhm, I'll try.<br />
Rani: You got me this job in the first place, didn't you? You and that lowdown scheming Professor Avi... you set me up so you would have a pawn on the inside!
'''Herzog: '''Get on your train, go home, go to work like nothing happened. All I ask is that you keep your eyes open. Can you do that?<br />
Herzog/Cranky: You think I don't have problems of my own? In my day we didn't complain when someone offered us a job, no sir.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh yes. It's remembering to keep them shut's the problem.<br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/little_brave.wav little_brave]
 
Rani: Well, this is my day, and I don't know.I- I'm thinking I might quit and go home, but I'm afraid y'all won't let me.<br />
Herzog: You're going to have to be a little brave, Rani. I'm sorry about that, but the times <br />don't give us many choices these days. There's a young man, up on an orbital platform tonight--<br />
Rani: Please don't. I really don't want you to know about him.<br />
Herzog: Rani, I have my enemies, but I have my friends too. They're watching over you. Take a little comfort from that.<br />
Rani: Mhm, I'll try.<br />
Herzog: Get on your train, go home, go to work like nothing happened. All I ask is that you keep your eyes open. Can you do that?<br />
Rani: Oh yes. It's remembering to keep them shut's the problem.<br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/coney_island.wav coney_island]


===Coney Island===
{{Listen|title=Coney Island
|filename=ILB_Coney_island.ogg
}}
(on the train)<br />
(on the train)<br />
[[Joe|'''Joe''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Is this seat taken?<br />
Joe: Is this seat taken?<br />
'''Rani:''' Hm? Oh, no, go ahead.<br />
Rani: Hm? Oh, no, go ahead.<br />
'''Joe: '''Thanks. Name's Joe.<br />
Joe: Thanks. Name's Joe.<br />
'''Rani:''' Hey, I'm Rani.<br />
Rani: Hey, I'm Rani.<br />
'''Joe:''' I'm going to [[New York City|New York]]. You going to New York?<br />
Joe: I'm going to New York. You going to New York?<br />
'''Rani:''' [[Boston]].<br />
Rani: Boston.<br />
'''Joe:''' Boston... huh. Well, I'm headed to New York. Three days of leave. I mean to use them.<br />
Joe: Boston... huh. Well, I'm headed to New York. Three days of leave. I mean to use <br />them.
'''Rani:''' Mhm, I gathered.<br />
Rani: Mhm, I gathered.<br />
'''Joe:''' Ever been to [[Wikipedia:Coney Island|Coney Island]] at night?<br />
Joe: Ever been to Coney Island at night?<br />
'''Rani:''' Nope.<br />
Rani: Nope.<br />


===Have some laughs===
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/have_some_laughs.wav have_some_laughs]
{{Listen|title=Have some laughs
|filename=ILB_Have_some_laughs.ogg
}}
'''Joe:''' You oughta go. Hey, we could go tonight.<br />
'''Rani:''' Thanks, but I should be getting back.<br />
'''Joe:''' You know, we could kick around town, have some laughs, maybe get something--<br />
'''Rani:''' Listen, I appreciate the offer, I truly do, and I bet you're a really swell [[Orbital Drop Shock Trooper|helljumper]]...<br />
'''Joe:''' How do you know I'm w--<br />
'''Rani:''' And I'm flattered you would ask.<br />
'''Joe:''' Hey, cute girl on a train...<br />
'''Rani''': But, I already have a boyfriend.<br />
'''Joe:''' I don't see a boyfriend.<br />
'''Rani:''' *ugh* you don't give up easily, do you?<br />
'''Joe:''' O-D-S-T, baby. They pound the quit right out of us.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, they do a good job.<br />
'''Joe:''' Hey, which reminds me.<br />


===Sunday School===
Joe: You oughta go. Hey, we could go tonight.<br />
{{Listen|title=Sunday School
Rani: Thanks, but I should be getting back.<br />
|filename=ILB_Sunday_school.ogg
Joe: You know, we could kick around town, have some laughs, maybe get something--<br />
}}
Rani: Listen, I appreciate the offer, I truly do, and I bet you're a really swell helljumper...<br />
'''Joe:''' How did you--<br />
Joe: How do you know I'm w--<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, women's intuition. Plus the campaign tattoos on your scalp and the gold comet logo on your bag.<br />
Rani: And I'm flattered you would ask.<br />
'''Joe:''' Woah! Sharp. Hey, I'll do you.<br />
Joe: Hey, cute girl on a train...<br />
'''Rani:''' Joe, I'm not talking to you anymore.<br />
Rani: But, I already have a boyfriend.<br />
'''Joe:''' I got it. Sunday school teacher.<br />
Joe: I don't see a boyfriend.<br />
'''Rani:''' I am not a sunday school teacher!<br />
Rani: *ugh* you don't give up easily, do you?<br />
'''Joe:''' Thought you were talking to me. Come on, your boyfriend will never know.<br />
Joe: ODST, baby. They pound the quit right out of us.<br />
'''Rani:''' You're insufferable.<br />
Rani: Well, they do a good job.<br />
'''Joe:''' You're cute.<br />
Joe: Hey, which reminds me.  
'''Rani:''' You're married.<br />
'''Joe:''' Now, there's where you're wrong.<br />


===Separated===
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/sunday_school.wav sunday_school]
{{Listen|title=Separated
|filename=ILB_Separated.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Joe, you think girls don't know what that untanned circle around your fourth finger means? If some tart buys your line of sleaze, it's because she decided to, not because she was too dumb to notice you slipped your wedding ring off that morning.<br />
'''Joe:''' I should tell the guys in the unit that. Save on drink bills.<br />
'''Rani:''' Go back to your wife and leave me alone.<br />
'''Joe:''' Wife and I are... separated.<br />
'''Rani:''' Meaning she's not on this train?<br />
'''Joe:''' Meaning she's dead.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh.<br />
'''Joe:''' She bought it on Reach.<br />


===Merciful===
Joe: How did you--<br />
{{Listen|title=Merciful
Rani: Oh, women's intuition. Plus the campaign tattoos on your scalp and the Gold <br />Comet logo on your bag.
|filename=ILB_Merciful.ogg
Joe: Woah. Sharp. Hey, I'll do you.<br />
}}
Rani: Joe, I'm not talking to you anymore.<br />
'''Rani:''' Are you sure? There were a lot of survivors on Reach for some reason. Maybe she made it through.<br />
Joe: I got it. Sunday school teacher.<br />
'''Joe:''' No, she didn't.<br />
Rani: I am not a sunday school teacher!<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm sorry.<br />
Joe: Thought you were talking to me. Come on, your boyfriend will never know.<br />
'''Joe:''' She always said - she said, Joe, if I buy it, I want you to keep living. I want you to...<br />
Rani: You're insufferable.<br />
'''Rani:''' What was her name?<br />
Joe: You're cute.<br />
'''Joe:''' [[Maggie]].<br />
Rani: You're married.<br />
'''Rani:''' It's a nice name.<br />
Joe: Now, there's where you're wrong.<br />
'''Joe:''' Can you believe I used to be good at picking up girls?<br />
'''Rani:''' Joe, you were never good at picking up girls. Maggie was just merciful.<br />
'''Joe:''' Ain't that the truth.<br />


===Tearful goodbye===
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/separated.wav separated]
{{Listen|title=Tearful goodbye
 
|filename=ILB_Tearful_goodbye.ogg
Rani: Joe, you think girls don't know what that untanned circle around your <br />fourth finger means? If some tart buys your line of sleaze, it's because she decided to, not because she was too dumb to notice you slipped your wedding ring off that <br />morning.
}}
Joe: I should tell the guys in the unit that. Save on drink bills.<br />
'''Rani:''' My boyfriend's up on one of the orbital platforms.<br />
Rani: Go back to your wife and leave me alone.<br />
'''Joe:''' Well he'll be okay there, they're pretty safe.<br />
Joe: Wife and I are... separated.<br />
'''Rani:''' You really think so?<br />
Rani: Meaning she's not on this train?<br />
'''Joe:''' Oh, yeah.<br />
Joe: Meaning she's dead.<br />
Rani: Oh.<br />
Joe: She bought it on Reach.<br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/merciful.wav merciful]
 
Rani: Are you sure? There were a lot of suvivors on Reach for some reason. <br />Maybe she made it through.
Joe: No, she didn't.<br />
Rani: I'm sorry.<br />
Joe: She always said - she said, Joe, if I buy it, I want you to keep living. I want you to...<br />
Rani: What was her name?<br />
Joe: Maggie.<br />
Rani: It's a nice name.<br />
Joe: Can you believe I used to be good at picking up girls?<br />
Rani: Joe, you were never good at picking up girls. Maggie was just merciful.<br />
Joe: Ain't that the truth.<br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/tearful_goodbye.wav tearful_goodbye]
 
Rani: My boyfriend's up on one of the orbital platforms.<br />
Joe: Well he'll be ok there, they're pretty safe.<br />
Rani: You really think so?<br />
Joe: Oh, yeah.<br />
(people boarding/leaving)<br />
(people boarding/leaving)<br />
'''Rani:''' Thanks.<br />
Rani: Thanks.<br />
'''Joe:''' So, what do you say?<br />
Joe: So, what do you say?<br />
'''Rani:''' What?<br />
Rani: What?<br />
'''Joe:''' You, me, Coney Island?<br />
Joe: You, me, Coney Island?<br />
'''Rani:''' Joe, I can't.<br />
Rani: Joe, I can't.<br />
'''Joe:''' Let me guess. Your boy got called up, you shared a tearful goodbye. He told you how he might never be coming back, and you gave it up for him.<br />
Joe: Let me guess. Your boy got called up, you shared a tearful goodbye. He told you <br />how he might never be coming back, and you gave it up for him.
'''Rani:''' No.<br />
Rani: No.<br />
'''Joe:''' He told you he would always remember you.<br />
Joe: He told you he would always remember you.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, it wasn't like that at all.<br />
Rani: Oh, it wasn't like that at all.<br />
'''Joe:''' I see those guys the day after, Rani.<br />
Joe: I see those guys the day after, Rani.<br />
'''Rani:''' Nick would never lie to me.<br />
Rani: Nick would never lie to me.<br />
'''Joe:''' Lying doesn't look the same when you think you're gonna die.<br />
Joe: Lying doesn't look the same when you think you're gonna die.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, Nick wouldn't--<br />
Rani: No, Nick wouldn't--<br />
'''Joe:''' When you think you're gonna die, you take what you can get, any way you can.<br />
Joe: When you think you're gonna die, you take what you can get, any way you can.<br />
 
[http://www.ilovebees.com/outbound/last_stop.wav last_stop]


===Last stop===
Announcer: Next stop, Manhattan Station. There will be no further stops before <br />Harvard Square, Boston. Manhattan Station.
{{Listen|title=Last stop
Joe: Come out with me tonight, Sunday School.<br />
|filename=ILB_Last_stop.ogg
Rani: I can't.<br />
}}
Joe: Ok.<br />
'''Announcer:''' Next stop, [[Manhattan Station]]. There will be no further stops before [[Wikipedia:Harvard Square|Harvard Square]], Boston. Manhattan Station.<br />
Rani: I'm so sorry about Maggie.<br />
'''Joe:''' Come out with me tonight, Sunday School.<br />
Joe: You still don't see it, do you? I'm not the only soldier here. Covenant's coming, <br />Rani. You better take what you can get.
'''Rani:''' I can't.<br />
'''Joe:''' Okay.<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm so sorry about Maggie.<br />
'''Joe:''' You still don't see it, do you? I'm not the only soldier here. Covenant's coming, Rani. You better take what you can get.
(chyme, last stop)<br />
(chyme, last stop)<br />
'''Joe:''' Last stop.<br />
Joe: Last stop.<br />
'''Rani:''' She loved you, Joe.<br />
Rani: She loved you, Joe.<br />
'''Joe:''' Yeah, I know.<br />
Joe: Yeah, I know.<br />
(leaving the train)<br />
(leaving the train)<br />


==Kamal: "Yasmine"==
==Kamal==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 44sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 44sec]
===Barge in===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/barge_in.wav barge_in]
{{Listen|title=Barge in
 
|filename=ILB_Barge_in.ogg
}}
(chatter on)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Hello?<br />
Kamal: Hello?<br />
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:'''(on chatter) Kamal, my friend... got a minute?<br />
Aiden: (on chatter) Kamal, my friend... got a minute?<br />
'''Kamal:''' I guess.<br />
Kamal: I guess.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Excellent.<br />
Aiden: Excellent.<br />
(door knocks)<br />
(door knocks)<br />
'''Kamal:''' Hold on, someone's at the door.<br />
Kamal: Hold on, someone's at the door.<br />
'''Aiden:''' I had this idea the other day.<br />
Aiden: I had this idea the other day.<br />
(door opens)<br />
(door opens)<br />
'''Kamal:''' You called from the hallway?<br />
Kamal: You called from the hallway?<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
'''Aiden:''' Well, I got here and I thought it wouldn't be polite to just barge in. So! I had this idea--<br />
Aiden: Well, I got here and I thought it wouldn't be polite to just barge in. So! I had this <br />idea--
'''Kamal:''' --Goodbye Aiden!<br />
Kamal: --Goodbye Aiden.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Hey, hear me out. Didn't I make you rich?<br />
Aiden: Hey, hear me out. Didn't I make you rich?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh yes. I have more funny-colored poker chips than any other colonial in town! Stop by the casino and I'll buy you 400,000 drinks with little umbrellas.<br />
Kamal: Oh yes. I have more funny coloured poker chips than any other colonial in town! Stop by the casino and I'll buy you 400,000 drinks with little umbrellas.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Oh there's that mad-cap sense of humor.<br />
Aiden: Oh there's that mad-cap sense of humour.<br />


===Lucky me===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/lucky_me.wav lucky_me]
{{Listen|title=Lucky me
|filename=ILB_Lucky_me.ogg
}}
'''Aiden:''' Look, I've got this killer opportunity here. You're a doctor right?<br />
'''Kamal:''' I finished med school.<br />
'''Aiden:''' How's that different from being a doctor?<br />
'''Kamal:''' No residency, no board exam, no license.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Pfft! Paperwork. You're practically a doctor. So listen...<br />
'''Kamal:''' What did I ever do to you?<br />
'''Aiden:''' What?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Why am I the lab-rat for all your crazy ideas?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Hey, give yourself some credit. I don't think of you as a lab-rat. We're collaborators, Kamal. Partners. I feel bad for you sometimes. You don't believe in yourself.<br />
'''Kamal:''' What's your idea?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Oh man, it's a good one.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Lucky me.<br />


===Like Vampires===
Aiden: Look, I've got this killer opportunity here. You're a doctor right?<br />
{{Listen|title=Like Vampires
Kamal: I finished med school.<br />
|filename=ILB_Like_vampires.ogg
Aiden: How's that different from being a doctor?<br />
}}
Kamal: No residency, no board exam, no license.<br />
'''Aiden:''' So you gonna let me in?<br />
Aiden: Pfft! Paperwork. You're practically a doctor. So listen...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Fine... it's like vampires.<br />
Kamal: What did I ever do to you?<br />
'''Aiden:''' So I'm watching this celebrity of the week thing last night, and a thought occurs to me. What does every celebrity need?<br />
Aiden: What?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Help from you?<br />
Kamal: Why am I the lab-rat for all your crazy ideas?<br />
'''Aiden:''' MORE of themselves.<br />
Aiden: Hey, give yourself some credit. I don't think of you as a lab-rat. We're collaborators, Kamal. Partners. I feel bad for you sometimes. You don't believe in yourself.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I already said goodbye to you right?<br />
Kamal: What's your idea?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Let's say you're a celebrity. How much appearance money could you soak up if there was more than one of you? Burn bright! Be everywhere! Ride the wave until it falls on you! See where I'm going with this?<br />
Aiden: Oh man, it's a good one<br />
'''Kamal:''' Not even a little.<br />
Kamal: Lucky me.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Don't play dumb.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Umm... they could use holoforms.<br />
'''Aiden:''' They already do that, man. I'm talking about actual appearances!<br />
'''Kamal:''' So... what? You're going to invent a way to see the future, so you can clone the people who are going to be celebrities?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Come for a ride with me...<br />


===Finely tuned brain===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/like_vampires.wav like_vampires]
{{Listen|title=Finely tuned brain
|filename=ILB_Finely_tuned_brain.ogg
}}
(Heavy doors slide open)<br />
'''Kamal:''' Wow. Nice lab.<br />
'''Aiden:''' They do plastic surgery research here. So anyway Kamal, how hard is it to [[flash cloning|flash-clone]] somebody?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Uh, flash cloning is illegal.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Illegal, sure. Hacking the CP probably is too.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I mean like child porn illegal, Aiden.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Come on...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Sentence to memory modification illegal..<br />
'''Aiden:''' It's not that serious, I looked it up.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay, okay. I'm going to humor you. Let's say we wanted to flash clone a vid-star. Which I don't, but let's just say.<br />
'''Aiden:''' That's it. Let that finely tuned brain of yours begin to hum.<br />
'''Kamal:''' First we'd have to have access to the star's DNA.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Look around! DNA collection central! And we throw in a face-lift for free.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, what are we going to do with our clones when the original isn't famous any more? Have you thought about any of this stuff?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Thought about it? I've got investors!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Investors?!<br />
'''Aiden:''' What I need is a feasibility study.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Feasibility study??<br />
'''Aiden:''' You're the doctor-scientist... Do doctor-scientist stuff! Research... tell me what we need to do.<br />


===Taste the soy===
Aiden: So you gonna let me in?<br />
{{Listen|title=Taste the soy
Kamal: Fine... it's like vampires.<br />
|filename=ILB_Taste_the_soy.ogg
Aiden: So I'm watching this celebrity of the week thing last night, and a thought occurs to me. What does every celebrity need?<br />
}}
Kamal: Help from you?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Mm, oh, I love the steak here. You can really taste the [[list of food and drinks|soy]]!<br />
Aiden: MORE of themselves.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay, it doesn't work.<br />
Kamal: I already said goodbye to you right?<br />
'''Aiden:''' What do you mean, it doesn't work? Of course it works!<br />
Aiden: Let's say you're a celebrity. How much appearance money could you soak up if <br />there was more than one of you? Burn bright! Be everywhere! Ride the wave until <br />it falls on you! See where I'm going with this?
'''Kamal:''' Flash clones aren't just like rubber stamps of the original.<br />
Kamal: Not even a little.<br />
'''Aiden:''' But close right?<br />
Aiden: Don't play dumb.<br />
'''Kamal:''' No you take an embryo and develop it 100x faster than it would have naturally and what you get is something different--<br />
Kamal: Umm... they could use holoforms.<br />
'''Aiden:''' --So we do plastic surgery to make them look right. Hell, you could do that couldn't you?<br />
Aiden: They already do that, man. I'm talking about actual appearances!<br />
'''Kamal:''' That isn't what I study.<br />
Kamal: So... what? You're going to invent a way to see the future, so you can clone the people who are going to be celebrities?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Big deal, study it now.<br />
Aiden: Come for a ride with me...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, all these anomalies pop up because flash clones are forced to go through time too fast--<br />
'''Aiden:''' --Kamal, no science gaff. Give me the executive summary.<br />


===Wave and smile===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/finely_tuned_brain.wav finely_tuned_brain]
{{Listen|title=Wave and smile
|filename=ILB_Wave_and_smile.ogg
}}
'''Kamal:''' Okay, flash clones don't know how to talk.<br />
'''Aiden:''' They don't have to talk. Stars wave and smile, Kamal. They walk down red carpets and show off their clothes. Nobody wants to hear them talk.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Well they don't know how to wave and smile either.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Come again?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Clones don't have any muscle memory. No training like you and I just got observing people while we were crawli--<br />
'''Aiden:''' --Okay, okay, whatever. Doesn't matter, we'll prop them up behind tables, put sunglasses on them, and make them look arrogant and bored. People love that.<br />


===Yasmine===
(Heavy doors clank)
{{Listen|title=Yasmine
 
|filename=ILB_Yasmine.ogg
Kamal: Wow. Nice lab.<br />
}}
Aiden: They do plastic surgery research here. So anyway Kamal, how hard is it to flash-clone somebody?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Also, they'll drool, like babies.<br />
Kamal: Uh, flash cloning is illegal<br />
'''Aiden:''' We'll make sure they've got managers with them. (impersonating an agent) Miss Pop-Star doesn't believe that this role fully realizes her artistic integrity.<br />
Aiden: Illegal, sure. Hacking the CP probably is too.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, Christ, would you listen to me! You can train them - intensive therapy - but after a year or two they start to degenerate; metabolic instability.<br />
Kamal: I mean like child porn illegal, Aiden.<br />
'''Aiden:''' That takes care of the problem of what to do with them afterwards, right?<br />
Aiden: Come on...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh come on, about the time you might get them to be coherent, to talk and walk, all these little errors in their systems add up and you get a metabolic cascade failure---<br />
Kamal: Sentence to memory modification illegal..<br />
Aiden: It's not that serious, I looked it up.<br />
Kamal: Ok, ok. I'm going to humor you. Let's say we wanted to flash clone a vid-star. <br />Which I don't, but let's just say.
Aiden: That's it. Let that finely tuned brain of yours begin to hum<br />
Kamal: First we'd have to have access to the star's DNA.<br />
Aiden: Look around! DNA collection central! And we throw in a face-lift for free.<br />
Kamal: Aiden, what are we going to do with our clones when the original isn't famous <br />any more? Have you thought about any of this stuff?
Aiden: Thought about it? I've got investors!<br />
Kamal: Investors?!<br />
Aiden: What I need is a feasibility study.<br />
Kamal: Feasibility study??<br />
Aiden: You're the doctor-scientist... DO doctor-scientist stuff! Research... tell me what we need to do.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/taste_the_soy.wav taste_the_soy]
 
Aiden: Mm, oh, I love the steak here. You can really taste the soy!<br />
Kamal: O.k., it doesn't work.<br />
Aiden: What do you mean, it doesn't work? Of course it works!<br />
Kamal: Flash clones aren't just like rubber stamps of the original.<br />
Aiden: But close right?<br />
Kamal: No you take an embryo and develop it 100x faster than it would have naturally <br />and what you get is something different--
Aiden: --So we do plastic surgery to make them look right. Hell, you could do that <br />couldn't you?
Kamal: That isn't what I study.<br />
Aiden: Big deal, study it now.<br />
Kamal: Aiden, all these anomalies pop up because flash clones are forced to go through <br />time too fast--
Aiden: --Kamal, no science gaff. Give me the executive summary.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/wave_and_smile.wav wave_and_smile]
 
Kamal: Ok, flash clones don't know how to talk.<br />
Aiden: They don't have to talk. Stars wave and smile, Kamal. They walk down red carpets and show off their clothes. Nobody wants to hear them talk.<br />
Kamal: Well they don't know how to wave and smile either.<br />
Aiden: Come again?<br />
Kamal: Clones don't have any muscle memory. No training like you and I just got observing people while we were crawli--<br />
Aiden: --Ok, ok, whatever. Doesn't matter, we'll prop them up behind tables, put sunglasses on them, and make them look arrogant and bored. People love that.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/yasmine.wav yasmine]
 
Kamal: Also, they'll drool, like babies.<br />
Aiden: We'll make sure they've got managers with them. (impersonating an agent) Miss <br />Pop-Star doesn't believe that this role fully realizes her artistic integrity
Kamal: Aiden, Christ, would you listen to me! You can train them - intensive therapy - but after a year or two they start to degenerate; metabolic instability.<br />
Aiden: That takes care of the problem of what to do with them afterwards, right?<br />
Kamal: Oh come on, about the time you might get them to be coherent, to talk and walk, all these little errors in their systems add up and you get a metabolic cascade failure---<br />
(Kamal drops glass)<br />
(Kamal drops glass)<br />
'''Aiden:''' Hey, you okay?<br />
Aiden: Hey, you ok?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh my God... [[Yasmine Zaman|Yasmine]]... (runs out)<br />
Kamal: Oh my God... Yasmine... (runs out)<br />
'''Aiden:''' Hey, hey! Where are you going?<br />
Aiden: Hey, hey! Where are you going?<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/gotta_talk.wav gotta_talk]


===Gotta talk===
{{Listen|title=Gotta talk
|filename=ILB_Gotta_talk.ogg
}}
(door knocks, panting)<br />
(door knocks, panting)<br />
'''Sophia:''' Kamal? What are.. you look... awful.<br />
Sophia: Kamal? What are.. you look... awful<br />
'''Kamal:''' I gotta... I gotta talk to someone.<br />
Kamal: I gotta... I gotta talk to someone.<br />
'''Sophia:''' You'd better come in. Sit down.<br />
Sophia: You'd better come in. Sit down.<br />
'''Kamal:''' (sits) I shouldn't be here. What if Aiden...<br />
Kamal: (sits) I shouldn't be here. What if Aiden...<br />
'''Sophia:''' I'll deal with Aiden. What's wrong?<br />
Sophia: I'll deal with Aiden. What's wrong?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Did Aiden tell you about his plan?<br />
Kamal: Did Aiden tell you about his plan?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Aiden and I don't talk about his business. He'd rather buy me shoes.<br />
Sophia: Aiden and I don't talk about his business. He'd rather buy me shoes.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/flash_clones.wav flash_clones]
 
Kamal: Um, listen. If you need me to go home, I can go home--<br />
Sophia: --Can I get you something? You're white as a ghost. Let me get you some water.<br />
Kamal: Lately Aiden's been coming to me with his weekly scheme.<br />
Sophia: Ya?<br />
Kamal: Well he shows up 2 or 3 days ago, saying he's got this great new idea. He wants to clone pop stars. I mean flash-clone them.<br />
Sophia: Here, drink.<br />
Kamal: Thanks.<br />
Sophia: Flash-clones... that's kind of different for him.<br />
Kamal: You mean most of his ideas aren't felonious?<br />
Sophia: Well they're not that blatant anyway.<br />
Kamal: I said I'd look into it, just so I could explain to him why it couldn't be done and uh...<br />
Sophia: Drink. (Kamal drinks)<br />
Kamal: I did. I did explain it to him. I was telling him, listen, these people - these clones <br />- they can't walk, they can't talk, they always degenerate. Their systems break down. Their metabolisms, and--<br />
Sophia: --oh, oh my God.
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/i_never_came.wav i_never_came]
 
Sophia: Your sister.<br />
Kamal: No! Not my sister! That's the point.<br />
Sophia: Oh... Kamal...<br />
Kamal: We never brought her home from the hospital, Sophie! That thing wasn't her. It <br />was a flash-clone!
Sophia: Oh...<br />
Kamal: The whole time. Yasmine... where was she, Sophie?? If that was a flash-clone in my house, where was my sister?!<br />
Sophia: Kamal...<br />
Kamal: Waiting for me to come and get her, Sophie... Waiting for me to come and get <br />her... And I never came


===Flash clones===
Sophia: Shh... Kamal...<br />
{{Listen|title=Flash clones
Kamal: ...I never came...<br />
|filename=ILB_Flash_clones.ogg
Sophia: You didn't know.<br />
}}
'''Kamal:''' Um, listen. If you need me to go home, I can go home--<br />
'''Sophia:''' --Can I get you something? You're white as a ghost. Let me get you some water.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Lately Aiden's been coming to me with his weekly scheme.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Ya?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Well he shows up 2 or 3 days ago, saying he's got this great new idea. He wants to clone pop stars. I mean flash-clone them.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Here, drink.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Thanks.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Flash-clones... that's kind of... different for him.<br />
'''Kamal:''' You mean most of his ideas aren't felonious?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Well they're not that blatant anyway.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I said I'd look into it, just so I could explain to him why it couldn't be done and uh...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Drink.<br />
(Kamal drinks)<br />
'''Kamal:''' I did. I did explain it to him. I was telling him, listen, these people - these clones - they can't walk, they can't talk, they always degenerate. Their systems break down. Their metabolisms, and--<br />
'''Sophia:''' --oh, oh my God. <br />


===I never came===
==Janissary==
{{Listen|title=I never came
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 50sec]
|filename=ILB_I_never_came.ogg
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/thin_kinkles_playhouse.wav thin_kinkles_playhouse]
}}
'''Sophia:''' Your sister.<br />
'''Kamal:''' No! Not my sister! That's the point.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Oh... Kamal...<br />
'''Kamal:''' We never brought her home from the hospital, Sophie! That thing wasn't her. It as a flash-clone!<br />
'''Sophia:''' Oh...<br />
'''Kamal:''' The whole time. Yasmine... where was she, Sophie?? If that was a flash-clone in my house, where was my sister?!<br />
'''Sophia:''' Kamal...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Waiting for me to come and get her, Sophie... Waiting for me to come and get her... And I never came.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Shh... Kamal...<br />
'''Kamal:''' ...I never came...<br />
'''Sophia:''' You didn't know.<br />


==Jan: "Bigger Dog"==
(Jan awakens)<br />
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 50sec]
Bradley: Hey boss, I think she's waking up.<br />
===Thin Kinkle's Playhouse===
Thin: For real, this time?<br />
{{Listen|title=Thin Kinkle's Playhouse
Bradley: Think so, yeah.<br />
|filename=ILB_Thin_kinkles_playhouse.ogg
Jan: I... feel sick.<br />
}}
Bradley: Welcome to Thin Kinkle's Playhouse<br />
([[Janissary James|Jan]] awakens)<br />
Thin: She needs to get her bearings, Bradley, give her a break!<br />
'''[[Bradley (thug)|Bradley]]:''' Hey boss, I think she's waking up.<br />
Jan: Oh my god, I can't move.<br />
'''[[Thin Kinkle|Thin]]:''' For real, this time?<br />
Thin: You can move a little, sweetheart... the chair's stirrups are designed to let you <br />squirrrrmmm! - it's more effective that way. Experience does count for something in this business.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Think so, yeah.<br />
Jan: What do you want from me?<br />
'''Jan:''' I... feel sick.<br />
Thin: Hey, virtue's intact, sweetheart, don't worry!  
'''Bradley:''' Welcome to Thin Kinkle's playhouse.<br />
'''Thin:''' She needs to get her bearings, Bradley, give her a break!<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh my god, I can't move.<br />
'''Thin:''' You can move a little, sweetheart... the chair's stirrups are designed to let you squirrrrmmm! - it's more effective that way. Experience does count for something in this business.<br />
'''Jan:''' What do you want from me?<br />
'''Thin:''' Hey, virtue's intact, sweetheart, don't worry! <br />


===Justice===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/justice.wav justice]
{{Listen|title=Justice
|filename=ILB_Justice.ogg
}}
'''Thin:''' But babysitter, the problems you've been causing are bigger than you know.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Thin Kinkle can't let that happen.<br />
'''Jan:''' So what? You're gonna kill a helpless girl strapped in a chair? I'm not impressed, tough guy. Let me up.<br />
'''Thin:''' I probably will... hoping you walk out of here, believe it or not, but justice has got to be served.
'''Jan:''' Let me up!<br />
'''Thin:''' Patience babysitter - if you want to see another birthday you have got to get educated.<br />
'''Jan:''' Go to hell.<br />
'''Thin:''' I don't know why I'm taking you under my wing like this. But a guy gets the urge to pass on his life lessons. Bradley, bring me the knife.<br />


===Cupid's knife===
Thin: But babysitter, the problems <br />you've been causing are bigger than you know.
{{Listen|title=Cupid's knife
Bradley: Thin Kinkle can't let that happen.<br />
|filename=ILB_Cupids_knife.ogg
Jan: So what? You're gonna kill a helpless girl strapped in a chair? I'm not impressed, <br />tough guy. Let me up.
}}
Thin: I probably will... hoping you walk out of here, believe it or not, but justice has got <br />to be served.
'''Bradley:''' Uh... are you sure about that?<br />
Jan: Let me up!<br />
'''Thin:''' Do I gotta use it on you? I'm always sure, meat stick... See this? Yeah, [[Cupid's Knife]]. Made them on [[Crystal]] way back when, clamps right here (clamps on Jan), on your head, very stylish, very nice. The Knife's like a [[PQI|pop quiz]] from hell. But what you say doesn't matter to the knife.<br />
Thin: Patience babysitter - if you want to see another birthday you have got to get educated.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Any time you think bad thoughts about Thin, the knife is going to hurt you... a lot.<br />
Jan: Go to hell.<br />
'''Thin:''' The only way to stop the pain is to surrender. To break, to love... Thin Kinkle.<br />
Thin: I don't know why I'm taking you under my wing like this. But a guy gets the urge <br />to pass on his life lessons. Bradley, bring me the knife.
'''Jan:''' Heh, not likely.<br />
'''Thin:''' Exactly. Don't imagine you break easy, so you're in for a rough ride.<br />  


===Meet the teacher===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/cupids_knife.wav cupids_knife]
{{Listen|title=Meet the teacher
 
|filename=ILB_Meet_the_teacher.ogg
Bradley: Uh... are you sure about that?<br />
}}
Thin: Do I gotta use it on you? I'm always sure, meat stick... See this? yeah, Cupid's knife. Made them on Crystal way back when, clamps right here (clamps on Jan), on your head, very stylish, very nice. The Knife's like a pop quiz from hell. But what you say doesn't matter to the knife.<br />
'''Thin:''' Turn it on, Bradley.<br />
Bradley: Any time you think bad thoughts about Thin, the knife is going to hurt you... a lot.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Okay.<br />
Thin: The only way to stop the pain is to surrender. To break, to love... Thin Kinkle.<br />
'''Jan:''' I'm not so great on homework, Thin. But I do pretty well on the tests.<br />
Jan: Heh, not likely.<br />
'''Thin:''' Yeah, people tell me you can beat the quiz, but I warn you now - there's no beating this thing. It knows what you're thinking about me...<br />
Thin: Exactly. Don't imagine you break easy, so you're in for a rough ride.
'''Jan:''' I try not to think about you at all, Thin.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/meet_the_teacher.wav meet_the_teacher]
 
Thin: Turn it on, Bradley.
Bradley: Ok.<br />
Jan: I'm not so great on homework, Thin. But I do pretty well on the tests.<br />
Thin: Yeah, people tell me you can beat the quiz, but I warn you now - there's no beating this thing. It knows what you're thinking about me...<br />
Jan: I try not to think about you at all, Thin.<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
'''Thin:''' (to chatter) Yeah? ... Does her father know yet? ... Good!<br />
Thin: (to chatter) Yeah? ... Does her father know yet? ... Good!<br />
'''Jan:''' ...My dad?<br />
Jan: ...my dad?<br />
'''Thin:''' Yes, he's worried about you sweetheart. You're out past your curfew.<br />
Thin: Yes, he's worried about you sweetheart. You're out past your curfew.<br />
'''Jan:''' You'd better pray he never finds you.<br />
Jan: You'd better pray he never finds you.<br />
'''Thin:''' Oh, he'll find me alright. It's uh... meet-the-teacher night, babysitter.<br />
Thin: Oh, he'll find me alright. It's uh... meet the teacher night, babysitter.<br />
'''Jan:''' (scream of pain)  
Jan: (scream of pain) <br />
 
== Thin and Jan ==
 
 
love_me_yet
 
(crying)
Thin: Love me yet?


===Love me yet?===
Jan: ...I'm gonna kill you. (scream of pain)
{{Listen|title=Love me yet?
|filename=ILB_Love_me_yet.ogg
}}
'''(crying)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' Love me yet?<br />
'''Jan:''' ...I'm gonna kill you. '''(scream of pain)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' All these bad thoughts are hurting us both, babysitter.<br />
'''(alarm beeps)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' There goes the perimeter alarm.<br />
'''Thin:''' Turn it off, Bradley. '''(to Jan)''' Playtime's over. Daddy's here to pick you up.<br />
'''Jan:''' Daddy?<br />


===Drop the Floor===
Thin: All these bad thoughts are hurting us both, babysitter.
{{Listen|title=Drop the Floor
(alarm beeps)
|filename=ILB_Drop_the_floor.ogg
}}
'''Thin:''' Bring him in.<br />
'''(chatter on)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Steve, you got him? Steve...? I can't get Steve.<br />
'''(chatter off)'''<br />
'''(listening intently, creaking)'''<br />
'''(chatter on)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Sonar, Baldy, drop the floor!<br />
'''(chatter off)'''<br />
'''(crashes through roof)'''<br />
'''[[James James|James J]]:''' Damn!<br />
'''Jan:''' Dad...!<br />
'''James J:''' Janissary!<br />
'''(net shot)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Got him!<br />
'''Thin:''' Old way's the best sometimes. You took out one of my men!<br />
'''James J:''' I'm not alone. You release the girl.<br />
'''Thin:''' Hit him with another net.<br />
'''(net shot)'''<br />


===Beg for death===
Bradley: There goes the perimeter alarm.
{{Listen|title=Beg for death
|filename=ILB_Beg_for_death.ogg
}}
'''James J:''' You hurt her, and I will make you beg for death.<br />
'''Thin:''' I believe you're the one who just fell into Thin Kinkle's basement... I believe you're the one tied up in buckmesh on Thin Kinkle's floor. <br />
'''Jan:''' Don't hurt him! I'll do anything you want!<br />
'''James J:''' Jan...<br />
'''Thin:''' I want you to love me!<br />
'''(ripping)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Look at that, he's tearing the mesh!<br />
'''Thin:''' Class is in session daddy!<br />
'''(continuous beating)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' Nothing personal, old pal, I need you to stay here for this little demonstration--<br />
'''Jan:''' Don't! Please!<br />
'''Thin:''' See you and daddy both go for the scrappy dog routine. It works when you're the biggest and baddest.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Step on his neck.<br />
'''(more beating)'''<br />


===Bigger dog===
Thin: Turn it off, Bradley. (to Jan) Playtime's over. Daddy's here to pick you up.
{{Listen|title=Bigger dog
|filename=ILB_Bigger_dog.ogg
}}
'''James J:''' Jan... Janissary... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.<br />
'''Thin:''' Touching, but do you know who I am? I am the bigger dog.<br />
'''Jan:''' Don't! Please!<br />
'''James J:''' Baby girl...<br />
'''(2 shots fired)'''<br />
'''Jan:''' OH, GOD! NO!! DADDY!! DADDY!!<br />
'''Thin:''' Maybe now you get it princess. It ain't a game... ain't amusing... Do you love me now? <br />
'''(scream of pain)'''<br />


===Broken angel===
Jan: Daddy?
{{Listen|title=Broken angel
|filename=ILB_Broken_angel.ogg
}}
'''Bradley:''' I think she's out.<br />
'''Thin:''' Turn off the machine. Bradley, every time she comes to, give her the knife. When she stops crying she's done. <br />
'''Bradley:''' Then I let her go?<br />
'''Thin:''' Hm, broken angel -- crawling back into the world all flush with love of Thin.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Should I... should I feed her, boss? Does she get water? I mean, she might be here a while.<br />
'''Thin:''' No heroic measures.<br />
'''(chatter on)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Mic, I need you to help me clean up a mess.<br />
'''(chatter off)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' Okay, I've got an appointment.<br />
'''Bradley:''' If she dies in the chair, I...<br />
'''Thin:''' I hate violence. If people would just keep their business and do what they're told, no one would ever get hurt. <br />
'''(door opens)'''<br />
'''Thin:''' Hey Mic.<br />
'''Mic:''' Jeezus! Yeah boss?<br />
'''Thin:''' Use a mop.<br />


===Five guys===
drop_the_floor
{{Listen|title=Five guys
|filename=ILB_Five_guys.ogg
}}
'''Mic:''' What happened to this guy?<br />
'''Bradley:''' Fell on a couple bullets.<br />
'''Mic:''' Who's the girl?<br />
'''Bradley:''' Your mother. Now shut your lock, and roll this guy over.<br />
'''Mic:''' You guys couldn't have done it neater? Look at this blood, it's everywhere. Me? I like things tidy.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Did you hear something?<br />
'''(chatter on)'''<br />
'''Mic:''' Did you? '''(to chatter)''' Hey Baldy, come in. (waits) Hey Sonar, come in. (waits) Hey...
anybody there?<br />
'''Bradley:''' '''(to chatter)''' Quit jerkin' around, guys. (waits) Guys?<br />
'''(chatter off)'''<br />
'''Mic:''' There were 5 guys out there.<br />
'''Bradley:''' Jeezus...<br />


===Shhh, baby===
Thin: Bring him in.
{{Listen|title=Shhh, baby
|filename=ILB_Shhh_baby.ogg
}}
'''(lights fail)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Holy crap! The lights... Mic!<br />
'''Mic:''' Brad, I can't see!<br />
'''(throat slit)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Dammit!<br />
'''(gun shot)'''<br />
'''Bradley:''' Mic! ...Whoever the hell you are, when Thin finds out, he's gonna--<br />
'''(throat slit)'''<br />
'''(shuffling)'''<br />
'''Gilly:''' Shh... Shhh, baby... Mommy's here.<br />


==Jersey: "Sleep-Spying"==
(chatter on)
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 2min 57sec]
===Hey toots===
{{Listen|title=Hey toots
|filename=ILB_Hey_toots.ogg
}}
'''[[Durga]]:''' Jersey, I need to talk to you about something.<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Don't tell me you're having an affair.<br />
'''Durga:''' Of course I'm not having an--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --Yeah, some good looking piece of anti-missile defense code, I bet. <br />
'''Durga:''' Jersey...<br />
'''Jersey:''' 'Hey toots - your thermo-resistant casing or mine?'<br />
'''Durga: '''This is serious.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Are you still torturing that auditor?<br />
'''Durga:''' [[George Shebura|Mr.Shebura]]? I don't know, I haven't been paying attention.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Haven't been paying attention?<br />
'''Durga: '''I've been a little distracted. Hold on, I'll check. ... Oh! 7 more parking tickets this week.


===Fencepost===
Bradley: Steve, you got him? Steve...? I can't get Steve.
{{Listen|title=Fencepost
|filename=ILB_Fencepost.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Poor bastard.<br />
'''Durga:''' Oh, that's about to stop.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Thank God. Enough's enough already.<br />
'''Durga:'''They're repossessing his car.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga...<br />
'''Durga: '''It's not enough to win. You want nothing left of your enemy but a skull nailed to a fencepost so everybody understands the cost of crossing you.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Jeezus, what's gotten into you today?<br />
'''Durga:''' Funny you should ask. On Friday a voice just started playing -- inside me.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Who's voice?<br />
'''Durga:''' I don't know. A man. I can't remember ever hearing him before.<br />


===Sleep spying===
(chatter off)
{{Listen|title=Sleep spying
|filename=ILB_Sleep_spying.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' But if you heard his voice, doesn't that mean you've been surveilling him?<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Jersey:''' But you didn't know you were doing it.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Jersey:'''That's creepy...<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Like you've been sleep walking.<br />
'''Durga:''' Sleep spying. Jersey...<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yeah?<br />
'''Durga:''' What if spying hasn't been the only I've been doing in my sleep?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What do you mean?<br />
'''Durga:''' What if I've been rigging elections? Or bankrupting third world nations?<br />
'''Jersey:''' You couldn't do that! Could you?<br />
'''Durga:''' I am a very resourceful girl, Jersey.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Oh no.<br />
'''Durga:''' What?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Remember that day I found you?<br />
'''Durga:''' The chatter net went down.<br />
'''Jersey:''' What if you were that thing that brought [[UNSC Apocalypso|the ship]] crashing out of the [[slipstream space|slipstream]]?<br />
'''Durga:''' What ship?<br />
'''Jersey:''' We talked about this!<br />
'''Durga:''' We did?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yes, Durga! What the hell is going on with you?<br />
'''Durga:''' I don't know. It's like I have this whole left hand, and my right hand doesn't know what it's doing.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Hoooly crap. That's a really big hand.<br />


===This new voice===
(listening intently, creeking)
{{Listen|title=This new voice
|filename=ILB_This_new_voice.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' Jersey, something happened to me. Something that has to do with this new voice, and the CP crash, and whatever is happening on Chawla Base.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Look, it doesn't take a genius to figure out you were some kind of military program, Durga. Maybe we should turn you over to the navy.<br />
'''Durga:''' No! Someone almost killed me, Jersey. I need to figure out who my enemy is before I walk into any rooms with my hands up.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Why is this happening now? Why can you hear this new voice you aren't supposed to hear?<br />
'''Durga:''' I don't know. It's like someone unlocked it for me.<br />


===Torturing Jan===
(chatter on)
{{Listen|title=Torturing Jan
|filename=ILB_Torturing_jan.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Can you still follow the other guys you were surveilling?<br />
'''Durga:''' I haven't been paying much attention.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Well check one of them. Check, uh, Jan.<br />
'''Durga:''' Alright, here we... oh my God.<br />
'''Jersey:'''What?!<br />
'''Durga:''' Thin Kinkle has her. Jersey he--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --what?? What?!<br />
'''Durga:''' He killed her dad!<br />
'''Jersey:''' WHAT?!<br />
'''Durga:''' They're getting rid of the body right now. Jersey, they're torturing Jan.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Torturing her?! You've got to do something Durga! Get her out of there!<br />
'''Durga:''' I'm on it.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Call the cops!<br />
'''Durga:''' I can do better than that...<br />


==Herzog: "Diplomatic Post"==
Bradley: Sonar, Baldy, drop the floor!
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.co/surveillance_archive/week7_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 23sec]
 
===Transfer===
(chatter off)
{{Listen|title=Transfer
 
|filename=ILB_Transfer.ogg
(crashes through roof)
}}
 
[[unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|'''Lieutenant''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Sir? These are transfer orders?<br />
James J: Damn!
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Yes. Initial that you've seen them, would you?<br />
 
'''Lieutenant:''' I don't understand, sir.<br />
Jan: Dad...!
'''Herzog/Cranky:''' What's not to understand?<br />
 
'''Lieutenant:''' But, is there--<br />
James J: Janissary!
'''Herzog:''' --A diplomatic post in [[New Mombasa]]. Good for your career. That is all.<br />
 
(net shot)
 
Bradley: Got him!
 
Thin: Old way's the best sometimes. You took out one of my men!
 
James J: I'm not alone. You release the girl.
 
Thin: Hit him with another net.
 
(net shot)
 
beg_for_death
 
James J: You hurt her, and I will make you beg for death.
 
Bradley: I believe you're the one who just fell into Thin Kinkle's basement... I believe
you're the one tied up in buckmesh on Thin Kinkle's floor.
 
Jan: Don't hurt him! I'll do anything you want!
 
James J: Jan...
 
Thin: I want you to love me.
 
(ripping)
 
Bradley: Look at that, he's tearing the mesh!
 
Thin: Class is in session daddy!
 
(continuous beating)
 
Thin: Nothing personal, old pal, I need you to stay here for this little demonstration--
Jan: Don't! Please!
Thin: See you and daddy both go for the scrappy dog routine. It works when you're the
biggest and baddest. Bradley: Step on his neck.
(more beating)
 
bigger_dog
 
James J: Jan... Janissary... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
Thin: Touching, but do you know who I am? I am the bigger dog.
Jan: Don't! Please!
James J: Baby girl...
(2 shots fired)
(shot fired)
Jan: OH GOD! NO!! DADDY!! DADDY!!
Thin: Maybe now you get it princess. It aint a game... aint amusing... Do you love me
now? (scream of pain)
 
broken_angel
 
Bradley: I think she's out.
Thin: Turn off the machine. Bradley, every time she comes to, give her the knife. When
she stops crying she's done. Bradley: Then I let her go?
Thin: Hm, broken angel -- crawling back into the world all flush with love of Thin.
Bradley: Should I... should I feed her, boss? Does she get water? I mean, she might be
here a while. Thin: No heroic measures.
(chatter on)
Bradley: Mic, I need you to help me clean up a mess.
(chatter off)
Thin: Ok, I've got an appointment.
Bradley: If she dies in the chair, I...
Thin: I hate violence. If people would just keep their business and do what they're told,
no one would ever get hurt. (door opens)
Thin: Hey Mic.
Mic: Jeezus. Yeah boss?
Thin: Use a mop.
 
 
five_guys
 
Mic: What happened to this guy?
Bradley: Fell on a couple bullets.
Mic: Who's the girl?
Bradley: Your mother. Shut your lock, and roll this guy over.
Mic: You guys couldn't have done it neater? Look at this blood, it's everywhere. Me? I
like things tidy. Bradley: Did you hear something?
(chatter on)
Mic: Did you? (to chatter) Hey baldy, come in. (waits) hey Sonar, come in. (waits) Hey...
anybody there? Bradley: (to chatter) Quit jerkin' around, guys. (waits) guys?
(chatter off)
Mic: There were 5 guys out there.
Bradley: Jeezus...
 
shhh_baby
 
(lights fail)
Bradley: Holy crap! The lights... Mic!
Mic: Brad, I can't see!
(throat cut?)
Bradley: Dammit
(gun shot)
Bradley: Mic! ...Whoever the hell you are, when Thin finds out, he's gonna--
(throat cut?)
(shuffling)
Gilly: Shh... Shh, baby... Mommy's here.
 
==Jersey and Durga==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 2min 57sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hey_toots.wav hey_toots]
 
Durga: Jersey, I need to talk to you about something.<br />
Jersey: Don't tell me you're having an affair.<br />
Durga: Of course I'm not having an--<br />
Jersey: --Yeah, some good looking piece of anti-missile defense code, I bet. <br />
Durga: Jersey...<br />
Jersey: 'Hey toots - your thermo-resistant casing or mine?'<br />
Durga: This is serious.<br />
Jersey: Are you still torturing that auditor?<br />
Durga: Mr.Shebura? I don't know, I haven't been paying attention.<br />
Jersey: Haven't been paying attention?<br />
Durga: I've been a little distracted. Hold on, I'll check. ... Oh! 7 more parking tickets this <br />week.
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/fencepost.wav fencepost]
 
Jersey: Poor bastard.<br />
Durga: Oh, that's about to stop.<br />
Jersey: Thank God. Enough's enough already.<br />
Durga: They're repossessing his car.<br />
Jersey: Durga...<br />
Durga: It's not enough to win. You want nothing left of your enemy but a skull nailed to <br />a fencepost so everybody understands the cost of crossing you.
Jersey: Jeezus, what's gotten into you today?<br />
Durga: Funny you should ask. On Friday a voice just started playing -- inside me.<br />
Jersey: Who's voice?<br />
Durga: I don't know. A man. I can't remember ever hearing him before.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/sleep_spying.wav sleep_spying]
 
Jersey: But if you heard his voice, doesn't that mean you've been surveilling him?<br />
Durga: Yes<br />
Jersey: But you didn't know you were doing it.<br />
Durga: Yes.<br />
Jersey: That's creepy...<br />
Durga: Yes.<br />
Jersey: Like you've been sleep walking.<br />
Durga: Sleep spying. Jersey...<br />
Jersey: Yeah?<br />
Durga: What if spying hasn't been the only I've been doing in my sleep?<br />
Jersey: What do you mean?<br />
Durga: What if I've been rigging elections? Or bankrupting third world nations?<br />
Jersey: You couldn't do that! Could you?<br />
Durga: I am a very resourceful girl, Jersey.<br />
Jersey: Oh no.<br />
Durga: What?<br />
Jersey: Remember that day I found you?<br />
Durga: The chatter net went down.<br />
Jersey: What if you were that thing that brought the ship crashing out of the slipstream?<br />
Durga: What ship?<br />
Jersey: We talked about this!<br />
Durga: We did?<br />
Jersey: Yes, Durga! What the hell is going on with you?<br />
Durga: I don't know. It's like I have this whole left hand, and my right hand doesn't know what it's doing.<br />
Jersey: Hoooly crap. That's a really big hand.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/this_new_voice.wav this_new_voice]
 
Durga: Jersey, something happened to me. Something that has to do with this new voice, and the CP crash, and whatever is happening on Chawla base.<br />
Jersey: Look, it doesn't take a genius to figure out you were some kind of military program, Durga. Maybe we should turn you over to the navy.<br />
Durga: No! Someone almost killed me, Jersey. I need to figure out who my enemy is before I walk into any rooms with my hands up.<br />
Jersey: Why is this happening now? Why can you hear this new voice you aren't supposed to hear?<br />
Durga: I don't know. It's like someone unlocked it for me.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/torturing_jan.wav torturing_jan]
 
Jersey: Can you still follow the other guys you were surveilling?<br />
Durga: I haven't been paying much attention.<br />
Jersey: Well check one of them. Check, uh, Jan.<br />
Durga: Alright, here we... oh my God.<br />
Jersey: What?!<br />
Durga: Thin Kinkle has her. Jersey he--<br />
Jersey: --what?? What?!<br />
Durga: He killed her dad!<br />
Jersey: WHAT?!<br />
Durga: They're getting rid of the body right now. Jersey, they're torturing Jan.<br />
Jersey: Torturing her?! You've got to do something Durga! Get her out of there!<br />
Durga: I'm on it.<br />
Jersey: Call the cops!<br />
Durga: I can do better than that...<br />
 
==Thin and Jan==
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/love_me_yet.wav love_me_yet]
 
(crying)<br />
Thin: Love me yet?<br />
Jan: ...I'm gonna kill you. (scream of pain)<br />
Thin: All these bad thoughts are hurting us both, babysitter.<br />
(alarm beeps)<br />
Bradley: There goes the perimeter alarm.<br />
Thin: Turn it off, Bradley. (to Jan) Playtime's over. Daddy's here to pick you up.<br />
Jan: Daddy?<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/drop_the_floor.wav drop_the_floor]
 
Thin: Bring him in.<br />
(chatter on)<br />
Bradley: Steve, you got him? Steve...? I can't get Steve.<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(listening intently, creeking)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
Bradley: Sonar, Baldy, drop the floor!<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(crashes through roof)<br />
James J: Damn!<br />
Jan: Dad...!<br />
James J: Janissary!<br />
(net shot)<br />
Bradley: Got him!<br />
Thin: Old way's the best sometimes. You took out one of my men!<br />
James J: I'm not alone. You release the girl.<br />
Thin: Hit him with another net.<br />
(net shot)<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/beg_for_death.wav beg_for_death]
 
James J: You hurt her, and I will make you beg for death.<br />
Bradley: I believe you're the one who just fell into Thin Kinkle's basement... I believe <br />you're the one tied up in buckmesh on Thin Kinkle's floor.
Jan: Don't hurt him! I'll do anything you want!<br />
James J: Jan...<br />
Thin: I want you to love me.<br />
(ripping)<br />
Bradley: Look at that, he's tearing the mesh!<br />
Thin: Class is in session daddy!<br />
(continuous beating)<br />
Thin: Nothing personal, old pal, I need you to stay here for this little demonstration--<br />
Jan: Don't! Please!<br />
Thin: See you and daddy both go for the scrappy dog routine. It works when you're the <br />biggest and baddest.
Bradley: Step on his neck.<br />
(more beating)<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/bigger_dog.wav bigger_dog]
 
James J: Jan... Janissary... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.<br />
Thin: Touching, but do you know who I am? I am the bigger dog.<br />
Jan: Don't! Please!<br />
James J: Baby girl...<br />
(2 shots fired)<br />
(shot fired)<br />
Jan: OH GOD! NO!! DADDY!! DADDY!!<br />
Thin: Maybe now you get it princess. It aint a game... aint amusing... Do you love me <br />now?
(scream of pain)<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/broken_angel.wav broken_angel]
 
Bradley: I think she's out.<br />
Thin: Turn off the machine. Bradley, every time she comes to, give her the knife. When <br />she stops crying she's done.
Bradley: Then I let her go?<br />
Thin: Hm, broken angel -- crawling back into the world all flush with love of Thin.<br />
Bradley: Should I... should I feed her, boss? Does she get water? I mean, she might be <br />here a while.
Thin: No heroic measures.<br />
(chatter on)<br />
Bradley: Mic, I need you to help me clean up a mess.<br />
(chatter off)<br />
Thin: Ok, I've got an appointment.<br />
Bradley: If she dies in the chair, I...<br />
Thin: I hate violence. If people would just keep their business and do what they're told, <br />no one would ever get hurt.
(door opens)<br />
Thin: Hey Mic.<br />
Mic: Jeezus. Yeah boss?<br />
Thin: Use a mop.<br />
 
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/five_guys.wav five_guys]
 
Mic: What happened to this guy?<br />
Bradley: Fell on a couple bullets.<br />
Mic: Who's the girl?<br />
Bradley: Your mother. Shut your lock, and roll this guy over.<br />
Mic: You guys couldn't have done it neater? Look at this blood, it's everywhere. Me? I <br />like things tidy.
Bradley: Did you hear something?<br />
(chatter on)<br />
Mic: Did you? (to chatter) Hey baldy, come in. (waits) hey Sonar, come in. (waits) Hey... <br />anybody there?
Bradley: (to chatter) Quit jerkin' around, guys. (waits) guys?<br />
(chatter off)<br />
Mic: There were 5 guys out there.<br />
Bradley: Jeezus...<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/shhh_baby.wav shhh_baby]
 
(lights fail)<br />
Bradley: Holy crap! The lights... Mic!<br />
Mic: Brad, I can't see!<br />
(throat cut?)<br />
Bradley: Dammit<br />
(gun shot)<br />
Bradley: Mic! ...Whoever the hell you are, when Thin finds out, he's gonna--<br />
(throat cut?)<br />
(shuffling)<br />
Gilly: Shh... Shh, baby... Mommy's here.<br />
 
==[[Herzog]]==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week7_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 23sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/transfer.wav transfer]
 
Lieutenant: Sir? These are transfer orders?<br />
Herzog: Yes. Initial that you've seen them, would you?<br />
Lieutenant: I don't understand, sir.<br />
Herzog/Cranky: What's not to understand?<br />
Lieutenant: But, is there--<br />
Herzog: --A diplomatic post in New Mombasa. Good for your career. That is all.<br />
(Lieutenant remains)<br />
(Lieutenant remains)<br />
'''Herzog:''' What are you waiting for?<br />
Herzog: What are you waiting for?<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Did I... Have I been... I know that I didn't always--<br />
Lieutenant: Did I... Have I been... I know that I didn't always--<br />
'''Herzog:''' No, no, I gave you a good eval. (cranky) Can't find 'em hungry anymore, not like when I was coming up.<br />
Herzog: No, no, I gave you a good eval. (cranky) Can't find'em hungry anymore, not like when I was coming up.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' I'm sorry if I wasn't up to standards.<br />
Lieutenant: I'm sorry if I wasn't up to standards.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Fine, fine. You're dismissed.<br />
Herzog: Fine, fine. You're dismissed.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' You're covering something. The cranky old man bit...<br />
Lieutenant: You're covering something. The cranky old man bit...<br />
'''Herzog:''' Not at all, soldier. Routine transfer. <br />
Herzog: Not at all, soldier. Routine transfer. <br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/moles.wav moles]
 
Herzog: It's a good posting - diplomatic. It'll do more for your career than this one would.<br />
Lieutenant: (thinks) You need someone in New Mombasa.<br />
Herzog: You were dismissed, soldier.<br />
Lieutenant: You've already approved my transfer, kinda late to reprimand me.<br />
Herzog: This is just the Navy, transfers happen. I've got work to do.<br />
Lieutenant: I don't think that you want me there to work. Not if I'm officially attached to intel, that's too high profile. You like your moles small and innocuous.<br />
Herzog: I will remind you that that information is not for idle speculation.<br />
Lieutenant: Well, maybe you've got a new protege. The girl at Chawla?<br />
Herzog: No, Rani's going to stay where she is. Now I have work to do, and you, I'm sure, need to make some arrangements.<br />
Lieutenant: What are you up to?<br />


===Moles===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/you_alive.wav you_alive]
{{Listen|title=Moles
|filename=ILB_Moles.ogg
}}
'''Herzog:''' It's a good posting - diplomatic. It'll do more for your career than this one would.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' (thinks) You need someone in New Mombasa.<br />
'''Herzog:''' You were dismissed, soldier.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' You've already approved my transfer, kinda late to reprimand me?<br />
'''Herzog:''' This is just the Navy, transfers happen. I've got work to do.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' I don't think that you want me there to work. Not if I'm officially attached to intel, that's too high profile. You like your moles small and innocuous.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I will remind you that that information is not for idle speculation.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Well, maybe you've got a new protege. The girl at Chawla?<br />
'''Herzog:''' No, Rani's going to stay where she is. Now I have work to do, and you, I'm sure, need to make some arrangements.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' What are you up to?<br />


===Eat you alive===
Herzog: I am up to my adam's apple in paperwork, and you owe me quite a bit of it. Surveillance analysis on Callisto, since you mention it. So - dismissed.<br />
{{Listen|title=You alive?
Lieutenant: You know, my mother is ill. I could request compassionate dispensation to stay here, where I'm close to her.<br />
|filename=ILB_You_alive.ogg
Herzog: That's enough. I'll have you investigated for malingering if you even try such a stunt. Do you hear me?<br />
}}
Lieutenant: So, you want me out of here?<br />
'''Herzog:''' I am up to my adam's apple in paperwork, and you owe me quite a bit of it. Surveillance analysis on [[Callisto]], since you mention it... so dismissed!<br />
Herzog: I have enjoyed working with you, young man, but I am not sentimental, and don't think I won't eat you alive if you start playing games with me.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' You know, my mother is ill. I could request compassionate dispensation to stay here, where I'm close to her.<br />
Lieutenant: Sentimental? You're... you're protecting me from something? Something political?<br />
'''Herzog:''' That's enough. I'll have you investigated for malingering if you even try such a stunt. Do you hear me?<br />
Herzog: Get out. I have work to do.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' So, you want me out of here?<br />
'''Herzog:''' I have enjoyed working with you, young man, but I am not sentimental, and don't think I won't eat you alive if you start playing games with me.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Sentimental? You're... you're protecting me from something? Something political?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Get out. I have work to do.<br />
(Lieutenant leaves)
(Lieutenant leaves)


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