Editing Axon Clips Chapter 6

From Halopedia, the Halo wiki

You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.

The edit can be undone. Please check the comparison below to verify that this is what you want to do, and then publish the changes below to finish undoing the edit.

Latest revision Your text
Line 1: Line 1:
{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}
==Kamal==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 4min 06sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/top_hat.wav top_hat] 


'''Axon Clips Chapter 6''' is the sixth chapter in the ''[[I love bees|I Love Bees]]'' audio drama, including plot threads of [[Kamal Zaman]], [[Janissary James]], [[Jersey Morelli]], and [[Rani Sobeck]]. It is one of the few chapters with a verifiable date; "Stormy Weather" takes place on September 22, [[2552]].<ref>Bonita has dinner with Simon on Thursdays, which is the night before. Each chapter is a week apart, and the final one includes the date of the invasion.</ref> "Stormy Weather" is named based on the [[Wikipedia:Stormy Weather (song)|song of the same name]], written in 1933. The chapter includes a sample of the song as sung by [[Bonita Morelli]] and reference is made to Lena Horne's 1941 performance.
Hiro: Let me see one of those chips... Oh, look, it's got a little video in it.<BR>
Sophia: Oh, let me see<BR>
Kamal: Have a lavender one. I probably just made you a millionaire!<BR>
Hiro: What do you even call this colour?<BR>
Kamal: You mean yours? Caramel? I don't know...<BR>
Hiro: Pantihose!<BR>
Sophia: Toffee! Hiro, You need a girlfriend...<BR>
Hiro: I'm colour blind. And I don't need a girlfriend. There's you and me right? Our <BR>affair?
Sophia: (giggles) Our affair's a secret, Hiro. And all guys are colour blind. Just for some guys, it's biological.<BR>
Hiro: Ouch.<BR>
Sophia: Does yours have the same video?<BR>
Hiro: Mine's got a fountain.<BR>
Kamal: That's from in front of the casino.<BR>
Sophia: Mine has tumbling dice. Let me see one of the tangerine ones... Oh! It's got a <BR>little tap-dancing girl, with a top hat.
Hiro: Let me see! Lady luck?<BR>
(chatter jingle)<BR>
Kamal: Hold on. Oh, slipstream packet. It's my mom.<BR>
Hiro: This'll be good.<BR>
(laughs)<BR>


{{TOCright}}
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/enough_roughage.wav enough_roughage]   
==Kamal: "The Affair"==
 
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 4min 06sec]
Sophia: Put it on speaker. I want to hear your mom's voice.<BR>
Kamal: Ok...<BR>
(chatter replay on)<BR>
(recording) Mrs.Kamal: Kamal, hello. Such a nice letter you sent. Your father says to <BR>tell you he is proud of you, and we are so proud to have a doctor in the family.
Kamal: So proud?<BR>
(recording) Mrs.Kamal: Everyone is good here. Have you been eating ok? Eating salads <BR>and things? You have trouble in the bathroom if you don't eat enough roughage. I only say that because your father is the same as--<BR>
Kamal: --ok we're done here. (chatter off)<BR>
Sophia: Kamal! Don't be a baby. She's so sweet.<BR>
Kamal: Absolutely not!<BR>
Sophia: Kamal.<BR>
Kamal: Yes...<BR>
Sophia: Have you ever won an argument with me?<BR>
Kamal: Sophia...<BR>
Sophia: Ever?<BR>
Kamal: Nnn...<BR>
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/so_sad.wav so_sad]  
 
(chatter replay on)<BR>
(recording) Mrs.Kamal: --as you and he had a little trouble and the doctor reminded <BR>him, salads and beans and fruit--
Sophia: Oh God mama...<BR>
(laughs)<BR>
(recording) Mrs.Kamal: --I'm hoping you met Sophia, and maybe got to know her a <BR>little. So sad about her parents. Her father and lady lawyer named Acasme(?) left for earth together, which just shows you--<BR>
Sophia: What?<BR>
(recording) Mrs.Kamal: --he has no sense of shame... poor girl<BR>
Sophia: Daddy?<BR>
(recording) Mrs.Kamal: You must be very good to her, you hear? You have such a heart <BR>Kamal. And I know hopefully, the day we'll be together's come soon. Kisses from your little mama. (kisses)<BR>
(chatter replay off)<BR>


===Top hat===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/barely_a_marriage.wav barely_a_marriage]
{{Listen|title=Top hat
|filename=ILB_Top_hat.ogg
}}
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' Let me see one of those chips... Oh, look, it's got a little video in it.<br />
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]:''' Oh, let me see!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Have a lavender one. I probably just made you a millionaire!<br />
'''Hiro:''' What do you even call this color?<br />
'''Kamal:''' You mean yours? Caramel? I don't know...<br />
'''Hiro:''' Pantyhose!<br />
'''Sophia:''' Toffee! Hiro! You need a girlfriend...<br />
'''Hiro:''' I'm color blind. And I don't need a girlfriend. There's you and me right? Our affair?<br />
'''Sophia:''' ''(giggles)'' Our affair's a secret, Hiro. And all guys are color blind. Just for some guys, it's biological.<br />
'''Hiro:''' Ouch.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Does yours have the same video?<br />
'''Hiro:''' Mine's got a fountain.<br />
'''Kamal:''' That's from in front of the casino.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Mine has tumbling dice. Let me see one of the tangerine ones... Oh! It's got a little tap-dancing girl, with a top hat.<br />
'''Hiro:''' Let me see! Lady Luck?<br />
''(chatter jingle)''<br />
'''Kamal:''' Hold on. Oh, [[Slipstream space#Communications|Slipstream packet]]. It's my mom.<br />
'''Hiro:''' This'll be good.<br />
''(laughs)''<br />


===Enough roughage===
Kamal: Sophie?<BR>
{{Listen|title=Enough roughage
Hiro: I'm gonna... read some stuff.<BR>
|filename=enough_roughage.ogg
Sophia: No! It's ok. (giggle) Hiro? Hiro didn't have to leave.<BR>
}}
Kamal: Sophie, I...<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Put it on speaker. I want to hear your mom's voice.<br />
Sophia: It was barely a marriage, you know...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Okay...<br />
Kamal: I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have played the message.<BR>
''(chatter replay on)''<br />
Sophia: No, no, I asked you to.<BR>
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' Kamal, hello. Such a nice letter you sent. Your father says to tell you he is proud of you, and we are so proud to have a doctor in the family.<br />
Kamal: You couldn't know.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' ''(teasing)'' So proud!<br />
Sophia: I'm just surprised. I've known Acasme my whole life. She and my father have <BR>always been friends, and she's a good person. Bitch
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' Everyone is good here. Have you been eating okay? Eating salads and things? You have trouble in the bathroom if you don't eat enough roughage. I only say that because your father is the same as--<br />
(comm on)<BR>
'''Kamal:''' --Okay, we're done here. ''(chatter off)''<br />
Aiden: Hey Kamal, I'm at the door. Open up guys, I brought beer!<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Kamal! Don't be a baby. She's so sweet.<br />
(comm off)<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Absolutely not!<br />
'''Sophia:''' Kamal.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yes...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Have you ever won an argument with me?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Sophia...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Ever?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Nnn...<br />


===So sad===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/daddy_left.wav daddy_left] 
{{Listen|title=So sad
|filename=ILB_So_sad.ogg
}}
''(chatter replay on)''<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' --as you and he had a little trouble and the doctor reminded him, salads and beans and fruit--<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh God, mama...<br />
''(Sophia and Hiro laugh)''<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' --I'm hoping you met Sophia, and maybe got to know her a little. So sad about her parents. Her father and lady lawyer named Acasme(?) left for Earth together, which just shows you--<br />
'''Sophia:''' What?<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' --he has no sense of shame... poor girl<br />
'''Sophia:''' Daddy?<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' You must be very good to her, you hear? You have such a heart, Kamal. And I know hopefully, the day we'll be together has come soon. Kisses from your little mama. ''(kisses)''<br />
''(chatter replay off)''<br />


===Barely a marriage===
Aiden: Hey ya, high-roller.<BR>
{{Listen|title=Barely a marriage
Kamal: Aiden, Sophia just got some bad news about her parents, I--<BR>
|filename=ILB_Barely_a_marriage.ogg
Sophia: --Aiden? Aiden? You have to get her here.<BR>
}}
Aiden: Baby, baby, Soph...<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Sophie?<br />
Sophia: Aiden, you've got to get her off Coral.<BR>
'''Hiro:''' I'm gonna... read some stuff.<br />
Aiden: Who, baby? What's wrong?<BR>
'''Sophia:''' No! It's okay. ''(giggle)'' Hiro? (door closes) Hiro didn't have to leave.<br />
Sophia: Mom, and daddy left her.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' Sophie, I...<br />
Aiden: Come on, sit down. It'll be ok, Soph. Tell me what's going on.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' It was barely a marriage, you know...<br />
Sophia: I just heard that my dad left Coral with another woman. And my mom's still <BR>there, but by herself.
'''Kamal:''' I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have played the message.<br />
Aiden: Ok.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' No, no, no, I asked you to.<br />
Sophia: You have to get her here.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' You couldn't know.<br />
Aiden: I can get her paperwork again, baby, but if she won't leave I can't make her.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' I'm just surprised. I've known Acasme my whole life. She and my father have always been friends, and she's a good person. Bitch.<br />
Sophia: You've got to make her.<BR>
''(comm on)''<br />
Aiden: I'll get her paperwork updated.<BR>
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Hey Kamal, I'm at the door. Open up guys, I brought [[list of food and drinks|beer]]!<br />
Sophia: Well what if you're right, what if she won't leave?<BR>
''(comm off)''<br />
Aiden: Well maybe she will now. There's nothing left for her there.<BR>
Kamal: Should I put the beer in the fridge?<BR>
Sophia: How could she let him do this to her?<BR>
(beer placed in fridge)<BR>


===Daddy left===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/everyone_knows.wav everyone_knows]
{{Listen|title=Daddy left
|filename=ILB_Daddy_left.ogg
}}
'''Aiden:''' Hey ya, high-roller.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, Sophia just got some bad news about her parents, I--<br />
'''Sophia:''' --Aiden? Aiden? You have to get her here.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Baby, baby, Soph...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Aiden, you've got to get her off [[Coral]].<br />
'''Aiden:''' Who, baby? What's wrong?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Mom, and daddy left her.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Come on, sit down. It'll be okay, Soph. Tell me what's going on.<br />
'''Sophia:''' I just heard that my dad left Coral with another woman. And my mom's still there, but by herself.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Okay.<br />
'''Sophia:''' You have to get her here.<br />
'''Aiden:''' I can get her paperwork again, baby, but if she won't leave I can't make her.<br />
'''Sophia:''' You've got to make her.<br />
'''Aiden:''' I'll get her paperwork updated.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Well what if you're right, what if she won't leave?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Well maybe she will now. There's nothing left for her there.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Should I put the beer in the fridge?<br />
'''Sophia:''' How could she let him do this to her?<br />
''(beer placed in fridge)''<br />


===Everyone knows===
Sophia: When she's depressed she won't do anything. She won't leave Coral. They'll <BR>glass it and she'll still be there.
{{Listen|title=Everyone knows
Aiden: No one knows what's going to happen.<BR>
|filename=ILB_Everyone_knows.ogg
Sophia: Everybody knows what's going to happen. We've got to bring her here. I'm <BR>sorry. I'm being stupid.
}}
Kamal: It's not stupid.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' When she's depressed she won't do anything. She won't leave Coral. [[Covenant Empire|They]]'ll [[Glassing|glass]] it and she'll still be there.<br />
Aiden: It's ok.<BR>
'''Aiden:''' No one knows what's going to happen.<br />
Sophia: Aiden I want to go home.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Everybody knows what's going to happen. We've got to bring her here. I'm sorry. I'm being stupid.<br />
Aiden: Ok.<BR>
'''Kamal:''' It's not stupid.<br />
Kamal: I'm sorry Sophia.<BR>
'''Aiden:''' It's okay.<br />
Sophia: It's just... Aiden, she makes me so mad.<BR>
'''Sophia:''' Aiden I want to go home.<br />
Kamal: Aiden, take care of her.<BR>
'''Aiden:''' Okay.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'm sorry, Sophia.<br />
'''Sophia:''' It's just... Aiden, she makes me so mad.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, take care of her.<br />


==Jan: "Ice Cream"==
==Janissary==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 9min 15sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 9min 15sec]
===Useful===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/useful.wav useful] 
{{Listen|title=Useful
 
|filename=ILB_Useful.ogg
(chatter on)<BR>
}}
Jan: Uh, Gilly. Don't you want to talk to dad?<BR>
(chatter on)<br />
Gilly: (on chatter) Not exactly.<BR>
'''Jan''': Uh, Gilly. Don't you want to talk to dad?<br />
Jan: Oh.<BR>
'''[[Gilly]]''': (on chatter) Not exactly.<br />
Gilly: So... I'm not going into the VA after all.<BR>
'''Jan''': Oh.<br />
Jan: Are you sure?<BR>
'''Gilly''': So... I'm not going into the VA after all.<br />
Gilly: Sweetheart, I'm never sure.<BR>
'''Jan''': Are you sure?<br />
Jan: Well then maybe you should thi--<BR>
'''Gilly''': Sweetheart, I'm never sure.<br />
Gilly: --but since Reach fell, I've been better. Isn't that sick? Now the enemy's closing in, <BR>people like me can be useful. So, I got back on the meds.
'''Jan''': Well then maybe you should thi--<br />
Jan: Are you sleeping?<BR>
'''Gilly''': --but since Reach fell, I've been better. Isn't that sick? Now the enemy's closing in, people like me can be useful. So, I got back on the meds.<br />
Gilly: Finally. I remember what clear and present danger looks like and it's not--<BR>
'''Jan''': Are you sleeping?<br />
Jan: --kids on bicycles.<BR>
'''Gilly''': Finally. I remember what clear and present danger looks like and it's not--<br />
Gilly: For example.<BR>
'''Jan''': --kids on bicycles.<br />
 
'''Gilly''': For example.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/sharp_little_needle.wav sharp_little_needle]
 
James J:  Hey, you about ready to go?<BR>
Gilly: So I'm not going back to the hospital.<BR>
Jan: But you can't tell dad, so...<BR>
Gilly: Ah, you are a sharp little needle aren't you.<BR>
Jan: (to J^2) Ready in a minute. That's why you're calling me instead.<BR>
Gilly: Right.<BR>
Jan: So I can...<BR>
Gilly: Lie.<BR>
Jan: Right.<BR>
Gilly: He's a hard man to lie to but I'm guessing you're the expert.<BR>
Jan: Well, no life skill is ever wasted.<BR>
Gilly: Tell Jim that Moralis was in town and I got a ride with him.<BR>
James J: Who are you talking to?<BR>
Jan: A friend! That sounds good. You sound a lot better. Take care, ok?<BR>
Gilly: Thanks.<BR>
 
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/black_taxi.wav black_taxi] 
 
James J: Uh, McKaskill?<BR>
McKaskill: You're the black taxi?<BR>
James J: That's me.<BR>
McKaskill: You really drive offline? No road-ware? Nothing?<BR>
James J: Baltimore, right?<BR>
McKaskill: You must have some kind of reflexes.<BR>
Jan: Oh, whenever he crashes the car we send a refund to the next of kin.<BR>
James J: Jan...<BR>
McKaskill: Who's the girl...?<BR>
James J: You want to chat, get a regular cab, stay on the grid, use your ID.<BR>
McKaskill: Hey, it's all good man. I heard you were the best.<BR>
James J: uh huh.<BR>
Jan: Wow, dad. You sound really cool.<BR>
James J: Could you just get in already?<BR>
(McKaskill gets in)<BR>
McKaskill: I got bad nerves... (breaks out the liquor) Want some?<BR>
Jan: (sarcastically) Oh, great idea.<BR>
James J: No thanks.<BR>
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/flu.wav flu]
 
McKaskill:  My clue - there's a flu going around.<BR>
James J: A flu?<BR>
McKaskill: Yeah. The kind where when you get it, you fall under a bus.<BR>
Jan: Damn.<BR>
James J: Yeah I hate that kind.<BR>
Jan: So, what's with the splint on your arm?<BR>
McKaskill: Brakes went on my hog. Could have happened to anyone.<BR>
James J: Why?<BR>
McKaskill: We were black op. Some wierd freakiness going down.<BR>
James J: ONI?<BR>
McKaskill: With the bullet? You think I'm crazy...<BR>
Jan: Actually, when it comes to paranoia, you're among friends.<BR>
James J: Hey... Jan.<BR>
McKaskill: I just ran the tool crib. I didn't know nothing about nothing.<BR>
James J: McKaskill!<BR>
McKaskill: Yeah<BR>
James J: What you didn't know is enough to get you in trouble. Don't tell it to us, <BR>alright? Don't tell us anything.
McKaskill: Heh, you sound like the Op.<BR>
James J: The Op?<BR>
McKaskill: Old friend. She gave me the same advice.<BR>
 
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/passenger_side.wav passenger_side] 
 
James J: Ok, here we are. Hey Jan, why don't you get out too, you can ride up front on <BR>the way home.
McKaskill: Thanks man.<BR>
James J: Yeah yeah, hey listen, it's no problem.<BR>
McKaskill: (mumbles)<BR>
James J: Hey! McKaskill!<BR>
McKaskill: Yeah?<BR>
James J: I, uh...uh... hope we never see each other again.<BR>
McKaskill: (smirks) Yeah<BR>
James J: Yeah.<BR>
(taxi pulls away)<BR>
Jan: So... more raving paranoia.<BR>
James J: Heh, sounded sane enough to me.<BR>
Jan: Is there actually any difference between you and your usual fare?<BR>
James J: Sure, they have to sit on the passenger side.<BR>
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/it_never_snows.wav it_never_snows] 
 
Jan:  But about the paranoia thing... I am not moving to freaking Mexico.<BR>
James J: Ah, yeah, you saw the maps.<BR>
Jan: And real-estate ads? Come on, I got C's in Spanish, dad.<BR>
James J: Hey, I know you can cuss in it.<BR>
Jan: O, merd(?).<BR>
James J: Look, when you got picked up with the cops a couple weeks ago, I just did <BR>some checking around.
Jan: Not again... You promised me we didn't have to move any more.<BR>
James J: Hey, it never snows in Mexico.<BR>
Jan: Dad...!<BR>
James J: So. Who was that on your chatter right before we left?<BR>
Jan: Oh, yeah. Uh, that was Gilly. She said Moralis would give her a ride to the hospital, <BR>you don't need to drive her.
James J: Hm.<BR>
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/good_grief.wav good_grief]   


===Sharp little needle===
Jan: Yeah, she said this guy, Moralis, was in town you know, and she's kinda <BR>visiting, so...
{{Listen|title=Sharp little needle
Jason J: Jan, how many times do I have to tell you - if you want to sell the lie, don't keep <BR>talking.
|filename=ILB_Sharp_little_needle.ogg
Jan: I can't help it, but you always wait me out!<BR>
}}
Jason J: It's not like we don't practice this stuff, what if I were a navy interrogator--<BR>
'''[[James James|James J]]''': Hey, you about ready to go?<br />
Jan: --navy interrogator, I know.<BR>
'''Gilly''': So I'm not going back to the hospital.<br />
Jason J: So how did she sound?<BR>
'''Jan''': But you can't tell dad, so...<br />
Jan: Better.<BR>
'''Gilly''': Ah, you are a sharp little needle aren't you.<br />
Jason J: Wish I'd seen her before.<BR>
'''Jan''': (to James) Ready in a minute. That's why you're calling me instead.<br />
Jan: ...wait... WAIT! Stop the car! Stop the car!<BR>
'''Gilly''': Right.<br />
(car halts)<BR>
'''Jan''': So I can...<br />
Jason J: (gets gun) What is it?<BR>
'''Gilly''': Lie.<br />
Jan: That water tower with the big crab on it... <BR>
'''Jan''': Right.<br />
Jason J: What?<BR>
'''Gilly''': He's a hard man to lie to but I'm guessing you're the expert.<br />
Jan: I remember all this stuff. We used to live here.<BR>
'''Jan''': Well, no life skill is ever wasted.<br />
Jason J: (sigh) You remember that?<BR>
'''Gilly''': Tell Jim that [[Morales]] was in town and I got a ride with him.<br />
Jan: Yeah, yeah, last year of preschool. I remember... oh dad, put the gun down. Good <BR>grief...
'''James J''': Who are you talking to?<br />
'''Jan''': A friend! (to chatter) That sounds good. You sound a lot better. Take care, okay?<br />
'''Gilly''': Thanks.<br />


===Black Taxi===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/merry_go_round.wav merry_go_round] 
{{Listen|title=Black Taxi
|filename=ILB_Black_taxi.ogg
}}
'''James J''': Uh, McKaskill?<br />
'''[[McKaskill]]''': You're the [[Black Taxi]]?<br />
'''James J''': That's me.<br />
'''McKaskill''': You really drive offline? No road-ware? Nothing?<br />
'''James J''': Baltimore, right?<br />
'''McKaskill''': You must have some kind of reflexes.<br />
'''Jan''': Oh, whenever he crashes the car we send a refund to the next of kin.<br />
'''James J''': Jan...<br />
'''McKaskill''': Who's the girl...?<br />
'''James J''': You want to chat, get a regular cab, stay on the grid, use your ID.<br />
'''McKaskill''': Hey, it's all good man. I heard you were the best.<br />
'''James J''': uh huh.<br />
'''Jan''': Wow, dad. You sound really cool.<br />
'''James J''': Could you just get in already?<br />
(McKaskill gets in)<br />
'''McKaskill''': I got bad nerves... (breaks out the liquor) Want some?<br />
'''Jan''': (sarcastically) Oh, great idea.<br />
'''James J''': No thanks.<br />


===Flu?===
James J:  Sorry...<BR>
{{Listen|title=Flu?
Jan: I remember I had these curtains.<BR>
|filename=ILB_Flu.ogg
James J: Yeah, they..they had horses on them.<BR>
}}
Jan: --merry-go-round horses!<BR>
'''McKaskill''': My crew - there's a flu going around.<br />
James J: Yeah<BR>
'''James J''': A flu?<br />
Jan: Wow. So, why did we have to move so much?<BR>
'''McKaskill''': Yeah. The kind where when you get it, you fall under a bus.<br />
James J: You hated that.<BR>
'''Jan''': Damn.<br />
Jan: Like I would just get settled in and then bam.<BR>
'''James J''': Yeah I hate that kind.<br />
James J: I was recruited.<BR>
'''Jan''': So, what's with the splint on your arm?<br />
Jan: What?<BR>
'''McKaskill''': Brakes went on my hog. Could have happened to anyone.<br />
James J: Spartan program. I was recruited.<BR>
'''James J''': Why?<br />
Jan: Yeah?<BR>
'''McKaskill''': We were black op. Some weird freakiness whent down.<br />
James J: That's not how they do it now, with the 2.0's. The 2.0's, they just... take.<BR>
'''James J''': [[Office of Naval Intelligence|ONI]]?<br />
Jan: Take?<BR>
'''McKaskill''': With the bullet?! You think I'm crazy...<br />
James J: 6 years old.<BR>
'''Jan''': Actually, when it comes to paranoia, you're among friends.<br />
Jan: Take?!<BR>
'''James J''': Hey... Jan.<br />
James J: 6 years old, they snatch them, train them, tweak them. Years and years of it.<BR>
'''McKaskill''': I just ran the tool crib. I didn't know nothin' about nothin'!<br />
Jan: Not even the navy would... never mind.<BR>
'''James J''': McKaskill!<br />
James J: By the time they're 14, they're barely human. Then they give them the last set <BR>of tweaks to finish the job.
'''McKaskill''': Yeah<br />
Jan: My God.<BR>
'''James J''': What you didn't know is enough to get you in trouble. Don't tell it to us, alright? Don't tell us anything.<br />
James J: Lots of them die. The ones that don't, those are the 2.0's.<BR>
'''McKaskill''': Heh, you sound like the [[Operator|Op]].<br />
Jan: How do you know this stuff?<BR>
'''James J''': The Op?<br />
James J: Hey, look! It's Kavetti's!<BR>
'''McKaskill''': Old friend. She gave me the same advice.<br />


===Passenger side===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/like_they_were.wav like_they_were] 
{{Listen|title=Passenger side
|filename=ILB_Passenger_side.ogg
}}
'''James J:''' Okay, here we are. Hey Jan, why don't you get out too, you can ride up front on <br />the way home.<br />
'''McKaskill: '''Thanks man.<br />
'''James J:''' Yeah yeah, hey listen, it's no problem.<br />
'''McKaskill:''' (mumbles)<br />
'''James J''': Hey! McKaskill!<br />
'''McKaskill''': Yeah?<br />
'''James J: '''I, I...uh... hope we never see each other again.<br />
'''McKaskill:''' (smirks) Yeah.<br />
'''James J:''' Yeah.<br />
(taxi pulls away)<br />
'''Jan:''' So... more raving paranoia.<br />
'''James J:''' Heh, sounded sane enough to me.<br />
'''Jan: '''Is there actually any difference between you and your usual fare?<br />
'''James J: '''Sure, they have to sit on the passenger side.<br />


===It never snows===
Jan: Kavetti's? Oh my g... we used to come here for ice cream in the summer! <BR>Dad, come on, we've got to stop!
{{Listen|title=It never snows
James J: They're probably closed.<BR>
|filename=ILB_It_never_snows.ogg
Jan: No they're not!<BR>
}}
James J: They closed up in the winter.<BR>
'''Jan:''' But about the paranoia thing... I am not moving to freakin' Mexico.<br />
Jan: Dad, look, you've got to stop... <BR>
'''James J:''' Ah, yeah, you saw the maps.<br />
(car slows)<BR>
'''Jan: '''And real-estate ads? Come on, I got C's in [[Spanish]], dad.<br />
Jan: Oh man, the special is pumpkin pie ice cream. I totally remember that! Do you <BR>remember that?
'''James J:''' Hey, I know you can cuss in it.<br />
James J: That's right, they-- they were open until halloween.<BR>
'''Jan:''' O, merd. (likely meaning ''mierda'' = shit)<br />
Jan: And you did not understand how good it was, it was so good! Oh God... we..we <BR>came here with mom once didn't we? I just remember this lady..I didn't know who she was, but I remember her, and she was smiling.<BR>
'''James J:''' Look, when you got picked up with the cops a couple weeks ago, I just did some checking around.<br />
(they exit the car)<BR>
'''Jan:''' Not again... You promised me we didn't have to move any more.<br />
James J: It... it won't be the same Jan. (Jan heads for it) Jan! Remember, there's milk <BR>shortages, there's rationing!
'''James J:''' Hey, it never snows in Mexico.<br />
Jan: It's just like I remember! Only the counter used to be so tall!<BR>
'''Jan: '''Dad...!<br />
James J: Things aren't like they were.<BR>
'''James J:''' So. Who was that on your chatter right before we left?<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh, yeah. Uh, that was Gilly. She said Morales would give her a ride to the hospital, you don't need to drive her.<br />
'''James J:''' Hm.<br />


===Good grief===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/on_your_hands.wav on_your_hands] 
{{Listen|title=Good grief
|filename=ILB_Good_grief.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' Yeah, she said this guy, Morales, was in town you know, and she's kinda visiting, so...<br />
'''James J:''' Jan, how many times do I have to tell you - if you want to sell the lie, don't keep talking.<br />
'''Jan:''' (sigh) I can't help it, you always wait me out!<br />
'''James J''': It's not like we don't practice this stuff, what if I were a navy interrogator--<br />
'''Jan:''' --navy interrogator, I know.<br />
'''James J:''' So how did she sound?<br />
'''Jan:''' Better.<br />
'''James J: '''Wish I'd seen her before.<br />
'''Jan:''' ...wait... WAIT! Stop the car! Stop the car!<br />
(car halts)<br />
'''James J:''' (gets gun) What is it?<br />
'''Jan:''' That water tower with the big crab on it... <br />
'''James J:''' What?<br />
'''Jan:''' I remember all this stuff. We used to live here.<br />
'''James J:''' (sigh) You remember that?<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah, yeah, last year of preschool. I remember... oh dad, put the gun down. Good grief...<br />


===Merry-go-round===
Vendor: What can I get ya?<BR>
{{Listen|title=Merry-go-round
Jan: I'll have a scoop... two scoops of pumpkin pie, in a waffle cone. And he'll have... w-<BR>wait..I..I remember, a marshmellow sundae--
|filename=ILB_Merry_go_round.ogg
(together) With chocolate ice cream.<BR>
}}
James J: And whipped cream, and peanuts.<BR>
'''James J:''' Sorry...(holsters gun)<br />
Vendor: Ok! Be right out.<BR>
'''Jan:''' I remember I had these curtains.<br />
Jan: God, I can't believe you ever made us move away from Kavetti's!<BR>
'''James J:''' Yeah, they..they had horses on them.<br />
James J: Yeah. So, uh, the summer we lived here--<BR>
'''Jan:''' --merry-go-round horses!<br />
Jan: --I mean, they still have the same sign, I remember that sign<BR>
'''James J: '''Yeah<br />
James J: You were really good at hopscotch. You killed at it.<BR>
'''Jan: '''Wow. So, why did we have to move so much?<br />
Jan: Dad, it's hopscotch. How do you kill at hopscotch?<BR>
'''James J:''' You hated that.<br />
James J: You do it on your hands.<BR>
'''Jan:''' Like I would just get settled in and then bam.<br />
Jan: Oh.<BR>
'''James J:''' I was recruited.<br />
'''Jan:''' What?<br />
'''James J: '''[[ORION Project|Spartan program]]. I was recruited.<br />
'''Jan: '''Yeah?<br />
'''James J:''' That's not how they do it now, with the [[SPARTAN-II Program|2.0's]]. The 2.0's, they just... take.<br />
'''Jan:''' Take?<br />
'''James J:''' 6 years old.<br />
'''Jan: '''Take?!<br />
'''James J:''' 6 years old, they snatch 'em, train 'em, tweak 'em. Years and years of it.<br />
'''Jan:''' Not even the navy would... never mind.<br />
'''James J:''' By the time they're 14, they're barely human. Then they give them the last set of tweaks to finish the job.<br />
'''Jan:''' My God.<br />
'''James J:''' Lots of them die. The ones that don't, those are the 2.0's.<br />
'''Jan: '''How do you know this stuff?<br />
'''James J:''' Hey, look! It's [[Kavetti's]]!<br />


===Like they were===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hopscotch.wav hopscotch] 
{{Listen|title=Like they were
|filename=ILB_Like_they_were.ogg
}}
'''Jan: '''Kavetti's? Oh my g... we used to come here for ice cream in the summer! Dad, come on, we've got to stop!<br />
'''James J: '''They're probably closed.<br />
'''Jan:''' No they're not!<br />
'''James J:''' They closed up in the winter.<br />
'''Jan:''' Dad, look, you've got to stop... <br />
(car slows)<br />
'''Jan: '''Oh man, the special is pumpkin pie ice cream. I totally remember that! Do you remember that?<br />
'''James J:''' That's right, they-- they were open until halloween.<br />
'''Jan: '''And you did not understand how good it was, it was so good! Oh God... we..we came here with mom once didn't we? I just remember this lady..I didn't know who she was, but I remember her, and she was smiling.<br />
(they exit the car)<br />
'''James J:''' It... it won't be the same Jan. (Jan heads for it) Jan! Remember, there's milk shortages, there's rationing!<br />
'''Jan: '''It's just like I remember! Only the counter used to be so tall!<br />
'''James J: '''Things aren't like they were.<br />


===On your hands===
James J:  So, one day your kindergarten teacher, she... she tells me there's a guy <BR>from the ministry of education observing you in class. A study on gifted children, she said. She sounded tickled by that. Four days later, I shot someone in our backyard.<BR>
{{Listen|title=On your hands
Jan: Oh my God, but--<BR>
|filename=ILB_On_your_hands.ogg
James J: I knew this tech once. Long story, but he worked on the 2.0's. Nerve <BR>regeneration, 14 year olds, neutral buoyancy tanks, their bones twisted like pretzels.<BR>
}}
Jan: That's why we moved?<BR>
'''Vendor:''' What can I get ya?<br />
James J: And you were pegging the test scores, Jan. You were so smart. When you were <BR>killing, you were killing everyone at hopscotch.
'''Jan:''' I'll have a scoop... two scoops of pumpkin pie, in a waffle cone. And he'll have... w-wait..I..I remember, a marshmellow sundae--
(together) With chocolate [[list of food and drinks|ice cream]].<br />
'''James J:''' And whipped cream, and peanuts.<br />
'''Vendor:''' Okay! Be right out.<br />
'''Jan:''' God, I can't believe you ever made us move away from Kavetti's!<br />
'''James J:''' Yeah. So, uh, the summer we lived here--<br />
'''Jan:''' --I mean, they still have the same sign, I remember that sign.<br />
'''James J:''' You were really good at hopscotch. You killed at it.<br />
'''Jan:''' Dad, it's hopscotch. How do you kill at hopscotch?<br />
'''James J:''' You do it on your hands.<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh.<br />


===Hopscotch===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/idaho.wav idaho]   
{{Listen|title=Hopscotch
|filename=ILB_Hopscotch.ogg
}}
'''James J:''' So, one day your kindergarten teacher Miss Taylor, she... she tells me there's a guy from the Ministry of Education observing you in class. A study on gifted children, she said. She sounded tickled by that. Four days later, I shot someone in our backyard.<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh my God, but--<br />
'''James J:''' I knew this tech once. Long story, but he worked on the 2.0's. Nerve regeneration, 14 year olds, neutral buoyancy tanks, their bones twisted like pretzels.<br />
'''Jan:''' That's why we moved?<br />
'''James J: '''And you were pegging the test scores, Jan. You were so smart. When you were killing... you were killing everyone at hopscotch.


===Idaho===
Jan:   I'm sorry I... I didn't know...<BR>
{{Listen|title=Idaho
James J: I couldn't risk it, Jan. Gilly had already got to this place, this dark place. You <BR>were all I had.
|filename=ILB_Idaho.ogg
Vendor: Here's your ice cream.<BR>
}}
Jan: And that time I got in the news for rescuing that stupid cat on the church roof and <BR>then we moved to Idaho. Oh my God, you had to quit your job, sell the house, and forget about a girlfriend...<BR>
'''Jan:''' I'm sorry I... I didn't know...<br />
James J: Thanks, these uh, these looks great! Here, keep the change.<BR>
'''James J:''' I couldn't risk it, Jan. Gilly had already got to this place, this dark place. You were all I had.<br />
Vendor: Thanks, have a good one.<BR>
'''Vendor: '''Here's your ice cream.<br />
James J: Grab some napkins, would you Jan?<BR>
'''Jan:''' And that time I got in the news for rescuing that stupid cat on the church roof and then we moved to Idaho. Oh my God, you had to quit your job, sell the house, and forget about a girlfriend...<br />
Jan: Dad...<BR>
'''James J: '''Thanks, these uh, these looks great! Here, keep the change.<br />
James J: Don't worry about it.<BR>
'''Vendor: '''Thanks, have a good one.<br />
Jan: No but I want to, I...<BR>
'''James J:''' Grab some napkins, would you Jan?<br />
James J: This is Gavetti's melting on my hand here, Jan.<BR>
'''Jan:''' Dad...<br />
Jan: Napkins. Roger that.<BR>
'''James J:''' Don't worry about it.<br />
James J: Here's yours. Lick fast...<BR>
'''Jan: '''No but I want to, I...<br />
'''James J:''' This is Kavetti's melting on my hand here, Jan.<br />
'''Jan:''' Napkins. Roger that.<br />
'''James J: '''Here's yours. Lick fast...<br />


===Ice cream===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/ice_cream.wav ice_cream]
{{Listen|title=Ice cream
|filename=ILB_Ice_cream.ogg
}}
'''Jan: '''Yes, sir.<br />
'''James J:''' Don't be disappointed. Things are never how you remember.<br />
'''Jan: '''Oh my god.<br />
'''James J:''' Is it okay?<br />
'''Jan: '''My god... it is just like I remembered... it is sooo good, I can't believe you don't love this stuff, dad! Taste it!
(Jan feeds it to him)<br />
'''Jan:''' Isn't it great?<br />
'''James J:''' It's... okay.<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh, freak. It's the best. Oh, God I am so happy! Thank you, so much.<br />
'''James J:''' It's just ice cream.<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah, I know.<br />


==Jersey: "Stormy Weather"==
Jan:  Yes, sir.<BR>
James J: Don't be disappointed. Things are never how you remember.<BR>
Jan: Oh my god.<BR>
James J: Is it ok?<BR>
Jan: My god... it is just like I remembered... it is sooo good, I can't believe you don't love <BR>this stuff, dad! Taste it!
(Jan feeds it to him)<BR>
Jan: Isn't it great?<BR>
James J: It's... ok.<BR>
Jan: Oh, freak. It's the best. Oh, God I am so happy! Thank you, so much.<BR>
James J: It's just ice cream.<BR>
Jan: Yeah, I know.<BR>
==Jersey==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 3min 39sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 3min 39sec]
===You owe me===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/you_owe_me.wav you_owe_me]
{{Listen|title=You owe me
 
|filename=ILB_You_owe_me.ogg
Durga: You don't want this, Jersey.<BR>
}}
Jersey: You don't know what I want.<BR>
'''[[Durga]]:''' You don't want this, Jersey.<br />
Durga: I shouldn't have told you about the affair. If I had been more clear headed I wouldn't.<BR>
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]: '''You don't know what I want.<br />
Jersey: Yeah, but you did, so who's the guy, and when was the last time my mom saw him?<BR>
'''Durga:''' I shouldn't have told you about the affair. If I had been more clear-headed I wouldn't.<br />
Durga: This is under the category of things you don't want to know!<BR>
'''Jersey: '''Yeah, but you did, so who is the guy, and when was the last time my mom saw him?<br />
Jersey: You owe me this. If you won't help save my dad, you owe me this.<BR>
'''Durga: '''This is under the category of things you don't want to know!<br />
 
'''Jersey: '''You owe me this. If you won't help save my dad, you owe me this.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/mad_face.wav mad_face]   
 
(Bonita comes home)<BR>
Bonita: Hi kiddo, I'm home!<BR>
Jersey: You sure are.<BR>
Bonita: Haven't seen that look in years. Like since you were 10 maybe?<BR>
Jersey: What look?<BR>
Bonita: Well I get stuck in traffic, I'd come home, and you'd be staring at the door with <BR>this mad face, like how dare I get home late?
Jersey: So, how was downtown yesterday?<BR>
Bonita: Fine, like, every other day at work.<BR>
Jersey: And dinner last night, was that fine too?<BR>
Bonita: Dinner last night? Dinner last night was... uh, oh. Oh, Jers...<BR>
Jersey: 'oh oh Jers' -- I can't believe you!<BR>
Bonita: I am not interested in going into this with you.<BR>
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_zero.wav a_zero]   
 
Jersey:  Oh I bet not! And dad's off in deep space, getting shot at, so you don't <BR>have to 'get into it' with anyone except Simon.
Bonita: Jersey, that's enough!<BR>
Jersey: This guy's nothing ma! A zero.<BR>
Bonita: This is none of your business.<BR>
Jersey: None of my business?! It's just my dad -- your husband!<BR>
Bonita: It is none of your business, it's between me and your father. And I don't like being spied on.<BR>
Jersey: And I don't like that you're having an affair!<BR>
Bonita: I'm not talking about this.<BR>
Jersey: I'm telling him.<BR>
Bonita: Fine, tell him.<BR>
Jersey: You don't care?<BR>
Bonita: It will hurt him, but it's not going to change anything.<BR>
Jersey: Are you doing this to get back at him, for being gone so much?<BR>
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/stormy_weather.wav stormy_weather] 


===Mad face===
Bonita: No! When I met your father, I was working in Manhattan, and there was your dad from North Burgen--<BR>
{{Listen|title=Mad face
Jersey: --yeah, I heard this story already - you met on the Churchill Ferry.<BR>
|filename=ILB_Mad_face.ogg
Bonita: He was handsome, he was romantic... he talked about his old broadcast and he played me songs... (sings) Don't know why...<BR>
}}
Jersey: Mom...<BR>
(Bonita comes home)<br />
Bonita: There's no sun up in the sky<BR>
'''Bonita:''' Hi, kiddo. I'm home!<br />
Jersey: Mom!<BR>
'''Jersey:''' You sure are.<br />
Bonita: Stormy weather<BR>
'''Bonita:''' Haven't seen that look in years. Like since you were 10 maybe?<br />
Jersey: Your man and you aint together.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' What look?<br />
Bonita: It's hard to be married to a man who's living in 1971.<BR>
'''Bonita:''' Well I get stuck in traffic, I'd come home, and you'd be staring at the door with this mad face, like how dare I get home late?<br />
Jersey: 1941.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' So, how was downtown yesterday?<br />
Bonita: Whatever.  
'''Bonita:''' Fine, like, any other day at work.<br />
'''Jersey: '''And dinner last night, was that fine too?<br />
'''Bonita:''' Dinner last night? Dinner last night was... uh, oh. Oh, Jers...<br />
'''Jersey:''' 'oh oh Jers' -- I can't believe you!<br />
'''Bonita:''' I am not interested in going into this with you.<br />


===A zero===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/not_enough.wav not_enough]
{{Listen|title=A zero
|filename=ILB_A_zero.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Oh I bet not! And dad's off in deep space, getting shot at, so you don't have to 'get into it' with anyone, except Simon!<br />
'''Bonita:''' Jersey, that's enough!<br />
'''Jersey: '''This guy's nothing ma! A zero.<br />
'''Bonita:''' This is none of your business.<br />
'''Jersey:''' None of my business?! It's just my dad -- your husband!<br />
'''Bonita:''' It is none of your business, it's between me and your father. And I don't like being spied on.<br />
'''Jersey:''' And I don't like that you're having an affair!<br />
'''Bonita:''' I'm not talking about this.<br />
'''Jersey:''' I'm telling him.<br />
'''Bonita:''' Fine, tell him.<br />
'''Jersey: '''You don't care?<br />
'''Bonita: '''It will hurt him, but it's not going to change anything.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Are you doing this to get back at him, for being gone so much?<br />


===Stormy weather===
Bonita:Unlike your father, Simon never thinks about anything that <BR>happened before he was born.
{{Listen|title=Stormy weather
Jersey: The man is a moron mom.<BR>
|filename=ILB_Stormy_weather.ogg
Bonita: I like him.<BR>
}}
Jersey: All he talks about is business.<BR>
'''Bonita: '''When I met your father, I was working in Manhattan, and there was your dad from North Bergen--<br />
Bonita: Yeah, your father hates worrying about money. You're more like Simon that way.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' --yeah, I heard this story already - you met on the Churchill Ferry.<br />
Jersey: Like Simon?!<BR>
'''Bonita: '''He was handsome, he was romantic... he talked about his old broadcast and he played me songs... (sings) Don't know why...<br />
Bonita: You live in a real world Jers... you help me put food on the table, and I am so greatful for that.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Mom...<br />
Jersey: ...like Simon...<BR>
'''Bonita: '''There's no sun up in the sky...<br />
Bonita: He set up a pension thingy for me. For the first time in my life, I'm not terrified <BR>of what's going to happen to me when I get old.
'''Jersey: '''Mom!<br />
Jersey: I'll take care of you mom. You don't need this creep.<BR>
'''Bonita: '''Stormy weather...<br />
Bonita: Will you Jers? What if they send you off to fight, kiddo? What if you decide you hate me, because of... because of something I've done?<BR>
'''Jersey: '''Your man and you ain't together.<br />
Jersey: Jeezus mom...<BR>
'''Bonita:''' It's hard to be married to a man who's living in 1971.<br />
Bonita: It's not enough Jersey, I love you. But it's not enough.<BR>
'''Jersey: '''1941.<br />
Jersey: Mom... do you really like this guy?<BR>
'''Bonita:''' Whatever.
Bonita: God... your father could dance. And I miss the dancing.<BR>
Jersey: Jeezus mom, don't cry.<BR>


===Not enough===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/again.wav again]
{{Listen|title=Not enough
|filename=ILB_Not_enough.ogg
}}
'''Bonita:''' Unlike your father, Simon never thinks about anything that happened before he was born.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Because the man is a moron ma.<br />
'''Bonita:''' I like him.<br />
'''Jersey:''' All he talks about is business.<br />
'''Bonita: '''Yeah, your father hates worrying about money. You're more like Simon that way.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Like Simon?!<br />
'''Bonita:''' You live in a real world Jers... you help me put food on the table, and I am so grateful for that.<br />
'''Jersey:''' ...like Simon...<br />
'''Bonita:''' He set up a pension thingy for me. For the first time in my life, I'm not terrified of what's going to happen to me when I get old.<br />
'''Jersey:''' I'll take care of you mom. You don't need this creep.<br />
'''Bonita: '''Will you Jers? What if they send you off to fight, kiddo? What if you decide you hate me, because of... because of something I've done?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Jeezus mom...<br />
'''Bonita:''' It's not enough Jersey, I love you. But it's not enough.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Mom... do you really like this guy?<br />
'''Bonita:''' God... your father could dance. And I miss the dancing.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Jeezus mom, don't cry.<br />


===Again===
Jersey: Again.<BR>
{{Listen|title=Again
Durga: Again?<BR>
|filename=ILB_Again.ogg
Jersey: Please.<BR>
}}
Durga: Alright.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Again.<br />
Recording/Bonita: Jersey, there's something you should know about your father.<BR>
'''Durga:''' Again?<br />
Jersey: Pause. I was so sure she was about to say he started the affairs. He left us both. He was never the guy you thought he was.<BR>
'''Jersey:''' Please.<br />
Durga: Should I keep going?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Alright.<br />
Jersey: Yeah.<BR>
'''Recording/Bonita:''' Jersey, there's something you should know about your father.<br />
Recording/Bonita: Your father always - always loved you. So did I.<BR>
'''Jersey: '''Pause. I was so sure she was about to say he started the affairs. He left us both. He was never the guy you thought he was.<br />
Durga: Again?<BR>
'''Durga:''' Should I keep going?<br />
Jersey: Again.<BR>
'''Jersey: '''Yeah.<br />
'''Recording/Bonita: '''Your father always - always loved you. So did I.<br />
'''Durga:''' Again?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Again.<br />


==Rani: "Jumper"==
==Rani==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 5min 41sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 5min 41sec]
===Space elevators===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/space_elevators.wav space_elevators] 
{{Listen|title=Space elevators
|filename=ILB_Space_elevators.ogg
}}
(chatter on)<br />
'''Rani''' Sarah-John?<br />
[[Sarah-John Pope|'''Sarah''']] (on chatter) Hey Rani, I know it's late, but your chatter showed you available. Did you hear from Nick today? <br />
'''Rani: '''I did.<br />
'''Sarah: '''He is so hooked!<br />
(laughs)<br />
'''Rani:''' They're transferring him to one of the [[space elevator]]s.<br />
'''Sarah:''' You cried, didn't you?<br />
'''Rani: '''I did not!<br />
'''Sarah:''' (sigh) Rani, you cannot cry on the phone! Guys hate that.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well I said it was allergies.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Oh I'm sure he didn't see through that. (laughs)


===Sounds dreamy===
(chatter on)<BR>
{{Listen|title=Sounds dreamy
Rani: Sarah-John?<BR>
|filename=ILB_Sounds_dreamy.ogg
Sarah: (on chatter) Hey Rani, I know it's late, but your chatter showed you available. <BR>Did you hear from Nick today?
}}
Rani: I did<BR>
'''Sarah:''' So what are you doing up so late?<br />
Sarah: He is so hooked<BR>
'''Rani:''' Trying to track down some guy...<br />
(laughs)<BR>
'''Sarah: '''Oh! Is he cute?<br />
Rani: They're transferring him to one of the space elevators.<BR>
'''Rani:''' Well, I've only heard his voice, but he sounds dreamy. Likes to impress a girl with loud cranky belligerent tirades, and he can't be a day over 70.<br />
Sarah: You cried, didn't you?<BR>
'''Sarah:''' Well, I don't know, you don't do so well with tirades.<br />
Rani: I did not!<BR>
'''Rani:''' Oh I'm sure I can change him.<br />
Sarah: You cannot cry on the phone! Guys hate that.<BR>
'''Sarah:''' So, how does one go about tracking down this Romeo?<br />
Rani: Well I said it was allergies.<BR>
'''Rani:''' Well, my boss said I was using too many cycles at work pursuing this guy.<br />
Sarah: Oh I'm sure he didn't see through that. (laughs)
'''Sarah: '''I'm sure your boss has her reasons.<br />
'''Rani: '''That's what I'm afraid of. <br />


===Athena===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/sounds_dreamy.wav sounds_dreamy] 
{{Listen|title=Athena
|filename=ILB_Athena.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Anyway, I'm going to try [[Pallas Athena]], the [[Boston Public Library]] [[Artificial intelligence|AI]]. She's kind of stuck up, but she's smart. <br />
'''Sarah:''' Stuck up?<br />
'''Rani: '''It's the accent. So Harvard.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh you're such a hick. So, why the sudden interest in obnoxious men?<br />
'''Rani:''' Well it's the guy who was pretending to be an evacuee from [[Troy]].<br />
(Rani hears a sound)<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani?<br />
'''Rani: '''(pause) There's someone walking on my roof.<br />


===Boston Emergency===
Sarah: So what are you doing up <BR>so late?
{{Listen|title=Boston Emergency
Rani: Trying to track down some guy...<BR>
|filename=ILB_Boston_emergency.ogg
Sarah: Oh! Is he cute?<BR>
}}
Rani: Well, I've only heard his voice, but he sounds dreamy. Likes to impress a girl with <BR>loud cranky billigerant tyrades, and he can't be a day over 70.
'''Sarah:''' At 1am? Someone trying to break in?<br />
Sarah: Well, I don't know, you don't do so well with tyrades.<BR>
'''Rani:''' I don't know... (shows fear) Hello? Is there somebody up--<br />
Rani: Oh I'm sure I can change him.<BR>
(commotion)<br />
Sarah: So, how does one go about tracking down this Romeo?<BR>
'''Sarah:''' Rani?? (body landing) Rani, are you there?<br />
Rani: Well, my boss said I was using too many cycles at work persuing this guy.<BR>
'''Rani:''' Someone just fell off my roof...! Oh my God...<br />
Sarah: I'm sure your boss has her reasons.<BR>
'''Sarah: '''Thank God you're okay. What was that?<br />
Rani: That's what I'm afraid of.  
'''Rani:''' I'll call you back.<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
'''Operator: '''(computer voice) Boston Emergency, may I help you?<br />
'''Rani:''' I need to report an accident. (bystander screams from outside) I heard something on the roof, and then someone fell to the street. I'm headed down there now.<br />


===His skull===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/athena.wav athena]
{{Listen|title=His skull
|filename=ILB_His_skull.ogg
}}
'''Operator:''' Are you at the scene of the accident?<br />
'''Rani:''' Yes... oh God...<br />
'''Operator: '''We have your location. EMT in two minutes or less. A record is being made of this occurrence. Can you render medical assistance?<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, I think he's dead...<br />
'''Operator: '''Can you check for a pulse? Does the victim appear to be breathing?<br />
'''Rani: '''He--he...he... he's not breathing at all...<br />
(crowds gather)(talking in background)<br />
'''Bystander(M)1:'''  Yo, guys! What happened?<br />
'''Bystander(F)2:''' I don't know.<br />
'''Bystander(F)3:''' He fell off the roof!<br />
'''Rani:''' He...<br />
'''Bystander(M)1:''' Is that bone?<br />
'''Operator: '''Can you check for a pulse?<br />
(Rani's speechless as people point out his skull)<br />'''Bystander(M1:) '''Oh man! That's his skull! That's messed up!<br />
'''Rani: '''His head... <br />


===Feel faint===
Rani: Anyway, I'm going to try Pallace Athena, the <BR>Boston Public Library AI. She's kind of stuck up, but she's smart.
{{Listen|title=Feel faint
Sarah: Stuck up?<BR>
|filename=ILB_Feel_faint.ogg
Rani: It's the accent. So Harvard<BR>
}}
Sarah: Oh you're such a hick. So, why the sudden interest in obnoxious men?<BR>
'''Rani:''' I'm sorry, I think I might be sick...<br />
Rani: Well it's the guy who was pretending to be an evacuee from Troy.<BR>
'''Operator: '''This is a normal reaction. Please, step away from the victim. Do you feel faint? <br />
(Rani hears a sound)<BR>
'''Rani:''' No, I'm okay. I don't think we need to check for a pulse. I think he's dead. I'm sure he's dead.<br />
Sarah: Rani?<BR>
'''Operator:''' Do you know the victim?<br />
Rani: (pause) There's someone walking on my roof.<BR>
'''Rani: '''No. (shouts) Does anybody know him?<br />
'''Bystander:''' (in the background) That's the guy who hangs out in front of the burrito place, that's him!<br />
'''Rani:''' He might be a homeless guy who stays in the neighborhood.<br />
(emergency vehicles arrive)<br />


===Jumper===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/boston_emergency.wav boston_emergency] 
{{Listen|title=Jumper
|filename=ILB_Jumper.ogg
}}
'''Technician:''' No, you can tell the hospital he's going to be DOA. Head hit first. Is he a jumper?<br />
'''Rani:''' I don't know... I heard something on the roof, and them I heard him hit--<br />
'''Technician:''' He must have been drunk, or high.<br />
'''Rani: '''Why would he be on the roof?<br />
'''Technician:''' He might live on one. Roofs are off the streets - they feel safer. Homeless people live all sorts of places.<br />
'''Rani: '''His ankles aren't dirty.<br />
'''Technician:''' Hey, you're right. *phew* Certainly smells ripe though. And I'm grateful if any part of him's clean.<br />
'''Rani: '''So why would his ankles be clean? <br />


===Face first===
Sarah: At 1am? Someone trying to break in?<BR>
{{Listen|title=Face first
Rani: I don't know... (shows fear) Hello? Is there somebody up--<BR>
|filename=ILB_Face_first.ogg
(commotion)<BR>
}}
Sarah: Rani?? Rani, are you there?<BR>
'''Rani:''' Also, there's blood in his ear.<br />
Rani: Someone just fell off my roof...! Oh my God...<BR>
'''Technician:''' He landed on his head.<br />
Sarah: Thank God you're ok. What was that?<BR>
'''Rani:''' No, I know, but it was the other side of his head.<br />
Rani: I'll call you back.<BR>
(lifting the body)<br />
(chatter off)<BR>
'''Technician: '''Bad things happen when you hit face first.<br />
(chatter on)<BR>
'''Rani:''' What if he was bleeding from the ears before he fell, like... like what if something happened to make him fall? <br />
Operator: Boston Emergency, may I help you?<BR>
'''Technician: '''Lady, are you a coroner?<br />
Rani: I need to report an accident. (bystander screams from outside) I heard something on the roof, and then someone fell to the street. I'm headed down there now.<BR>
'''Rani: '''No...<br />
'''Technician:''' A priest?<br />
'''Rani: '''No, It's just--<br />
'''Technician:''' (loading the body) Then you should probably step back cuz there aint nothing you can do for this guy now. (doors close) Okay, he's loaded. Let's get him to an ER so they can slab him.<br />


===Spooky===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/his_skull.wav his_skull]
{{Listen|title=Spooky
|filename=ILB_Spooky.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' It's 3am Sarah-John. You don't have to keep talking to me.<br />
'''Sarah:''' (on chatter) Why, you think you're going to be able to sleep now?<br />
'''Rani:''' Yeah. No... his head... it was...<br />
'''Sarah:''' Don't think about it, just think of something else.<br />
(typing)<br />
'''Sarah: '''What are you doing?<br />
'''Rani:''' Nothing.<br />
'''Sarah: '''You think that guy was just pretending to be a bum. That's why his ankles were clean. That's what you're thinking.<br />
'''Rani: '''No, I'm not.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani, don't get spooky. Not tonight. Tomorrow you can do it, but not tonight.<br />
'''Rani: '''Okay.<br />
'''Sarah:''' I can hear you typing Rani!<br />
'''Rani: '''It's just stuff for work.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Like hell it is!<br />


===Hard sound rifle===
Operator: Are you at the scene of the accident?<BR>
{{Listen|title=Hard sound rifle
Rani: Yes... oh God...<BR>
|filename=ILB_Hard_sound_rifle.ogg
Operator: We have your location. EMT in two minutes or less. A record is being made <BR>of this occurance. Can you render medical assistance?
}}
Rani: Oh, I think he's dead...<BR>
'''Rani: '''Sarah-John, don't worry. Just get on to bed.<br />
Operator: Can you check for a pulse? Does the victim appear to be breathing?<BR>
'''Sarah: '''You think this is about you. You think that guy on the roof was coming for you--<br />
Rani: He--he...he... he's not breathing at all...<BR>
'''Rani:''' --I don't--<br />
(crowds gather)<BR>
'''Sarah:''' I know how your mind works. You were thinking of that old [[hard sound rifle]] [[Billy-Jay]] got black market.<br />
Operator: Can you check for a pulse?<BR>
'''Rani:''' Sarah-John...<br />
(Rani's speechless as people point out his skull)<BR>
'''Sarah:''' You think somebody used one just like it to drop that guy and let the fall finish him.<br />
'''Rani:''' I am not.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Swear it.<br />
'''Rani: '''What?<br />
'''Sarah: '''Swear it.<br />
'''Rani:''' I swear.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Liar. Why did you ever have to take that damn job?<br />
(stops typing)<br />
'''Rani: '''I am so sorry Sarah-John. But I'm in too far. They're never going to let me get out now.<br />


==Herzog: "My Conscience"==
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/feel_faint.wav feel_faint] 
 
Rani: I'm sorry, I think I might be sick...<BR>
Operator: This is a normal reaction. Please, step away from the victim. Do you feel <BR>faint?
Rani: No, I'm ok. I don't think we need to check for a pulse. I think he's dead. I'm sure <BR>he's dead.
Operator: Do you know the victim?<BR>
Rani: No. (shouts) Does anybody know him?<BR>
Bystander: (in the background) That's the guy who hangs out in front of the burrito <BR>place, that's him!
Rani: He might be a homeless guy who stays in the neighborhood<BR>
(emergency vehicles arrive)<BR>
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/jumper.wav jumper]
 
Technician: No, you can tell the hospital he's going to be DOA. Head hit first. Is he a jumper?<BR>
Rani: I don't know... I heard something on the roof, and them I heard him hit--<BR>
Technician: He must have been drunk, or high.<BR>
Rani: Why would he be on the roof?<BR>
Technician: He might live on one. Roofs are off the streets - they feel safer. Homeless <BR>people live all sorts of places.
Rani: His ankles aren't dirty.<BR>
Technician: Hey, you're right. *phew* Certainly smells ripe though. And I'm greatful if <BR>any part of him's clean.
Rani: So why would his ankles be clean?
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/face_first.wav face_first]
 
Rani:  Also, there's blood in his ear.<BR>
Technician: He landed on his head.<BR>
Rani: No, I know, but it was the other side of his head.<BR>
(lifting the body)<BR>
Technician: Bad things happen when you hit face first.<BR>
Rani: What if he was bleeding from the ears before he fell, like... like what if something <BR>happened to make him fall?
Technician: Lady, are you a coroner?<BR>
Rani: No...<BR>
Technician: A priest?<BR>
Rani: No, It's just--<BR>
Technician: (loading the body) Then you should probably step back cuz there aint nothing you can do for this guy now. (doors close) Ok, he's loaded. Let's get him to an ER so they can slab him.<BR>
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/spooky.wav spooky]
 
Rani: It's 3am Sarah-John. You don't have to keep talking to me.<BR>
Sarah: (on chatter) Why, you think you're going to be able to sleep now?<BR>
Rani: Yeah. No... his head... it was...<BR>
Sarah: Don't think about it, just think of something else<BR>
(typing)<BR>
Sarah: What are you doing?<BR>
Rani: Nothing.<BR>
Sarah: You think that guy was just pretending to be a bum. That's why his ankles were <BR>clean. That's what you're thinking.
Rani: No, I'm not.<BR>
Sarah: Rani, don't get spooky. Not tonight. Tomorrow you can do it, but not tonight.<BR>
Rani: Ok.<BR>
Sarah: I can hear you typing Rani.<BR>
Rani: It's just stuff for work.<BR>
Sarah: Like hell it is!<BR>
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hard_sound_rifle.wav hard_sound_rifle]
 
Rani:  Sarah-John, don't worry. Just get on to bed.<BR>
Sarah: You think this is about you. You think that guy on the roof was coming for you--<BR>
Rani: --I don't--<BR>
Sarah: I know how your mind works. You were thinking of that old hard sound rifle Billy-Jay got black market.<BR>
Rani: Sarah-John...<BR>
Sarah: You think somebody used one just like it to drop that guy and let the fall finish <BR>him.
Rani: I am not.<BR>
Sarah: Swear it.<BR>
Rani: What?<BR>
Sarah: Swear it.<BR>
Rani: I swear.<BR>
Sarah: Liar. Why did you ever have to take that damn job?<BR>
(stops typing)<BR>
Rani: I am so sorry Sarah-John. But I'm in too far. They're never going to let me get out now.<BR>
 
==[[Herzog]]==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 10sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week6_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 10sec]
===Termination===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/termination.wav termination]
{{Listen|title=Termination
 
|filename=ILB_Termination.ogg
Standish: Herzog, you just can't barge into a meeting--<BR>
}}
Herzog: Admiral, I will turn this department upside down if I don't get some accountability for this.<BR>
'''[[Standish]]: '''Herzog, you just can't barge into a meeting--<br />
Standish: Ensign, call security. Herzog, come on... you can't stomp into a meeting that's already taking place.<BR>
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Admiral, I will turn this department upside down if I don't get some accountability for this.<br />
Admiral: Herzog, what's this all about?<BR>
'''Standish:''' Ensign, call security. Herzog, come on... you can't stomp into a meeting that's already taking place.<br />
Herzog: It was my understanding that wetwork required executive authorization.<BR>
'''Admiral: '''Herzog, what's this all about?<br />
Standish: Oh God... come on, not this again.<BR>
'''Herzog: '''It was my understanding that wetwork required executive authorization.<br />
Admiral: Wetwork? I didn't authorize the termination. What are you talking about?<BR>
'''Standish: '''Oh God... come on, not this again.<br />
Herzog: I'm talking about a black op! On the roof, of a 22 year old analyst's apartment!<BR>
'''Admiral:''' Wetwork? I didn't authorize a termination. What are you talking about?<br />
Standish: That's preposterous.<BR>
'''Herzog: '''I'm talking about a black op! On the roof, of a 22 year old analyst's apartment!<br />
Admiral: What black op?<BR>
'''Standish: '''That's preposterous.<br />
Herzog: The one that my security eliminated.<BR>
'''Admiral: '''What black op?<br />
Standish: Heh, you've got no proof my friend.<BR>
'''Herzog:''' The one that my security ''eliminated''.<br />
Herzog: You want me to drop his smoking boots on the desk? Of course I've got proof!<BR>
'''Standish: '''Heh, you've got no proof my friend.<br />
Admiral: Standish, shut up. Herzog, sit down. Standish, you're dismissed.<BR>
'''Herzog:''' You want me to drop his smoking boots on the desk? Of course I've got proof!<br />
Standish: Admiral--!<BR>
'''Admiral: '''Standish, shut up. Herzog, sit down. Standish, you're dismissed.<br />
Admiral: Close the door as you leave.<BR>
'''Standish: '''Admiral--!<br />
'''Admiral:''' Close the door as you leave.<br />
(leaves)
(leaves)


===Assassin===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/assassin.wav assassin ] 
{{Listen|title=Assassin
 
|filename=ILB_Assassin.ogg
Admiral: Thank you Colonel. I'll look into this matter immediately. You're dismissed. And, send in Standish on your way out.<BR>
}}
Herzog: Thank you Admiral.<BR>
'''Admiral: '''Thank you Colonel. I'll look into this matter immediately. You're dismissed. And, send in Standish on your way out.<br />
(leaves)<BR>
'''Herzog:''' Thank you Admiral.<br />
Herzog: Standish, the Admiral wants to see you.<BR>
(leaves)<br />
Standish: Herzog, this is a mistake.<BR>
'''Herzog:''' Standish, the Admiral wants to see you.<br />
Herzog: (face to face) No, Standish. The mistake was putting an assassin on a 22 year old girl's rooftop.<BR>
'''Standish:''' Herzog, this is a mistake.<br />
Standish: Even if there was an assassin--<BR>
'''Herzog:''' (face to face) No, Standish. The mistake was putting an assassin on a 22-year-old girl's rooftop.<br />
Herzog: Because you put one there for political reasons. Because you were afraid of what an investigation might do to your career.<BR>
'''Standish:''' Even if there was an assassin--<br />
Standish: Oh, not my career Herzog. Oh, and before you go getting on your moral high horse, who is using that 22 year old girl?<BR>
'''Herzog:''' Because you put one there for political reasons. Because you were afraid of what an investigation might do to your career.<br />
 
'''Standish:''' Oh, not my career Herzog. Oh, and before you go getting on your moral high horse, who is using that 22-year-old girl?<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/my_conscience.wav my_conscience]


===My Conscience===
Herzog:   And who is hiding the most powerful object ever to fall into our hands?<BR>
{{Listen|title=My conscience
Standish: There is a war going on my friend.<BR>
|filename=ILB_My_conscience.ogg
Herzog: For us to remain human, not slaves. For us to be free people.<BR>
}}
Standish: My conscience doesn't keep me awake at night, Herzog.<BR>
'''Herzog:''' And who is hiding the most powerful object ever to fall into our hands?<br />
Herzog: That's very frightening, Standish. Mine keeps me awake every night.<BR>
'''Standish: '''There is a war going on my friend.<br />
Admiral: (from the office) Standish...<BR>
'''Herzog: '''For us to remain human, not slaves. For us to be free people.<br />
Standish: Watch your back, Herzog. Because I'm not going to let you or anyone else lose this war.<BR>
'''Standish: '''My conscience doesn't keep me awake at night, Herzog.<br />
'''Herzog:''' That's very frightening, Standish. Mine keeps me awake every night.<br />
'''Admiral: '''(from the office) Standish...<br />
'''Standish: '''Watch your back, Herzog. Because I'm not going to let you or anyone else lose this war.<br />
(leaves)
(leaves)


==Sources==
{{Ref/Sources}}
{{Navbox/Media/Audio}}
[[Category:I Love Bees]]
[[Category:I Love Bees]]

Please note that all contributions to Halopedia are considered to be released under the Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported license (see Halopedia:Copyrights for details). If you don't want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then don't submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource. Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!

Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)

To view or search uploaded images go to the list of images. Uploads and deletions are also logged in the upload log. For help including images on a page see Help:Images. For a sound file, use this code: [[Media:File.ogg]].

Do not copy text from other websites without permission. It will be deleted.

Templates used on this page:

Retrieved from "https://www.halopedia.org/Axon_Clips_Chapter_6"