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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{era|ILB}}
{{ratings}}
{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}
 
==Kamal==
{{TOCright}}
==Kamal: "Casino"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week5_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 15sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week5_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 15sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/card_counters.wav card_counters]


===Card counters===
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal:]]''' Ok, here come your card counters. Phil, Cassie, Molly--<br />
{{Listen|title=Card counters
|filename=ILB_Card_counters.ogg
}}
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal:]]''' Okay, here come your card counters. Phil, Cassie, Molly--<br />
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden:]]''' She's cute.<br />
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden:]]''' She's cute.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Zack, and your ringleader, Antonio.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Zack, and your ringleader, Antonio.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Show him the thing.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Show him the thing.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay, I've wormed into their private CP channel and built an audio mask out of the voice archive samples you gave me. Then I wrapped it around a zero lag sequencer that jacks into the--<br />
'''Kamal:''' Ok, I've wormed into their private CP channel and built an audio mask out of the voice archive samples you gave me. Then I wrapped it around a zero lag sequencer that jacks into the--<br />
'''[[Forihoff|Mr.F:]]''' Jeezus, just show me the thing already.<br />
'''[[Forihoff|Mr.F:]]''' Jeezus, just show me the thing already.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I talk... (voice mask activates) and it sounds like Antonio.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I talk... (voice mask activates) and it sounds like Antonio.<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Holy crap.<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Holy crap.<br />
'''Aiden:''' See, Mr. F?<br />
'''Aiden:''' See, Mr. F?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay, I'm going to slip into their chatter line now. I'll send a feed directly to your chatter. You'll hear exactly what Antonio's gang is hearing.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Ok, I'm going to slip into their chatter line now. I'll send a feed directly to your chatter. You'll hear exactly what Antonio's gang is hearing.<br />
(chatter beep on)<br />
(chatter beep on)<br />
[[Antonio (card counter)|'''Antonio:''' ]]Cassie, your deck is light on face cards. Set your count at -7 and hit on anything up to 16.<br />
[[Antonio (card counter)|'''Antonio:''' ]]Cassie, your deck is light on face cards. Set your count at -7 and hit on anything up to 16.<br />
'''Cassie:''' Got it.<br />
'''Cassie:''' Got it.<br />


===The glassworks===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_glassworks.wav the_glassworks]
{{Listen|title=The glassworks
 
|filename=ILB_The_glassworks.ogg
}}
'''Antonio:''' Molly, you're at 3. Phil, you're at -5. You want this, don't you? Beats the hell out of competing with every book-worming refugee from the glassworks for a real job, don't it? (with accent) 'What did the colonial say to the garbage boy?... put me down!' (laughs)<br />
'''Antonio:''' Molly, you're at 3. Phil, you're at -5. You want this, don't you? Beats the hell out of competing with every book-worming refugee from the glassworks for a real job, don't it? (with accent) 'What did the colonial say to the garbage boy?... put me down!' (laughs)<br />
'''Dealer:''' Excuse me?<br />
'''Dealer:''' Excuse me?<br />
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'''Aiden:''' ...You might lose your student visa and get sent home to die.<br />
'''Aiden:''' ...You might lose your student visa and get sent home to die.<br />


===Unwelcome Visitors Lounge===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/unwelcome_visitors_lounge.wav unwelcome_visitors_lounge]
{{Listen|title=Unwelcome Visitors Lounge
 
|filename=ILB_Unwelcome_visitors_lounge.ogg
'''Kamal:''' Pull up the house record of the decks. (beep) Ok. This is what Antonio's looking at when he tells the others how to bet.<br />
}}
'''Kamal:''' Pull up the house record of the decks. (beep) Okay. This is what Antonio's looking at when he tells the others how to bet.<br />
'''Aiden:''' It bothers you though.<br />
'''Aiden:''' It bothers you though.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Not really, I've heard it all before.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Not really, I've heard it all before<br />
'''Mr.F:''' One thing makes me want to face-peel a guy, it's intolerance.<br />
'''Mr.F:''' One thing makes me want to face-peel a guy, it's intolerance.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Antonio's way over by the slot machines, looking real innocent and out of sight of the others. Now we send him for a little time-out?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Antonio's way over by the slot machines, looking real innocent and out of sight of the others. Now we send him for a little time-out?<br />
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'''Aiden:''' Frank, fresh decks on 2, 4 and 5. Use the ones I gave you.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Frank, fresh decks on 2, 4 and 5. Use the ones I gave you.<br />
(comm beep off)<br />
(comm beep off)<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Okay, the show's on monitor 6. Watch what Paolo does to this sonuvabitch.<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Ok, the show's on monitor 6. Watch what Paolo does to this sonuvabitch.<br />
(sounds of a beating)<br />
(sounds of a beating)<br />
'''Kamal:''' Jeezus Christ. If they hit him again, I'm walking.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Jeezus Christ. If they hit him again, I'm walking.<br />
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'''Mr.F:''' Jeezus... Fine! Fine, have it your way.<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Jeezus... Fine! Fine, have it your way.<br />


===Double down===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/double_down.wav double_down]
{{Listen|title=Unwelcome Double down
 
|filename=ILB_Double_down.ogg
}}
(comm beep on)<br />
(comm beep on)<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Paolo, treat Mr.Antonio real nice.<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Paolo, treat Mr.Antonio real nice.<br />
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'''Kamal:''' You promised me nobody would get hurt if--<br />
'''Kamal:''' You promised me nobody would get hurt if--<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Do the thing, Kamal!<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Do the thing, Kamal!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay! Okay. I'm going live in 3...2... (voice mask on) Molly that last card puts you way positive. Time to double down. Zack, bet the minimum. Dealer's about to beat you. Phil, cash out, head to table 5 and get in on the next hand.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Ok! Ok. I'm going live in 3...2... (voice mask on) Molly that last card puts you way positive. Time to double down. Zack, bet the minimum. Dealer's about to beat you. Phil, cash out, head to table 5 and get in on the next hand.<br />
'''Phil:''' But that's the 10k table.<br />
'''Phil:''' But that's the 10k table.<br />
'''Kamal:''' If you were seeing what I'm seeing, you'd already be there.<br />
'''Kamal:''' If you were seeing what I'm seeing, you'd already be there.<br />


===Camouflage===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/camouflage.wav camouflage]
{{Listen|title=Camouflage
 
|filename=ILB_Camouflage.ogg
}}
(chatter beep off)<br />
(chatter beep off)<br />
(Mr.F enters)<br />
(Mr.F enters)<br />
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(chatter beep off)<br />
(chatter beep off)<br />


===Stretch 'em===
 
{{Listen|title=Stretch 'em
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/stretch_em.wav stretch_em]
|filename=ILB_Stretch_em.ogg
 
}}
'''Mr.F:''' Hey hey! And the bastards are down to even!<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Hey hey! And the bastards are down to even!<br />
'''Aiden:''' Okay, Mr.F, you got your money back.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Ok, Mr.F, you got your money back.<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Yeah, hey, Kamal... Stretch 'em a little...<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Yeah, hey, Kamal... Stretch 'em a little...<br />
'''Kamal:''' What?<br />
'''Kamal:''' What?<br />
'''Mr.F:''' You heard me. String'em along!<br />
'''Mr.F:''' You heard me. String'em along!<br />
'''Kamal:''' You said that we were onl--<br />
'''Kamal:''' You said that we roll--<br />
'''Mr.F:''' --I changed my mind. About you too... You're in for 30% of the take. Whatever it is.<br />
'''Mr.F:''' --I changed my mind. About you too... You're in for 30% of the take. Whatever it is.<br />
'''Kamal:''' ...Baby needs a new pair of shoes!<br />
'''Kamal:''' ...Baby needs a new pair of shoes!<br />
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'''Kamal/Antonio''': Cassie, sit down. Your deck is empty - repeat, empty of face cards. But there's aces everywhere. Zack, that 9-3 is solid gold! Molly, double those 7's and hit-hit-hit! Phil - split those kings... how can you lose on that?<br />
'''Kamal/Antonio''': Cassie, sit down. Your deck is empty - repeat, empty of face cards. But there's aces everywhere. Zack, that 9-3 is solid gold! Molly, double those 7's and hit-hit-hit! Phil - split those kings... how can you lose on that?<br />


===Just a joke===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/just_a_joke.wav just_a_joke]
{{Listen|title=Just a joke
 
|filename=ILB_Just_a_joke.ogg
}}
'''Phil:''' You tell me, I've lost on everything else.<br />
'''Phil:''' You tell me, I've lost on everything else.<br />
'''Cassie:''' Where's Antonio? Antonio, where are you?<br />
'''Cassie:''' Where's Antonio? Antonio, where are you?<br />
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(chatter beep off)<br />
(chatter beep off)<br />


===Payday===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/payday.wav payday]
{{Listen|title=Payday
 
|filename=ILB_Payday.ogg
'''Mr.F:''' Ok, party's over. (chatter on) Paolo, send the staff to escort our players out. Make sure they understand how much they owe me before they go, and, uh give Antonio my lawyer's card would you?<br />
}}
'''Mr.F:''' Okay, party's over. (chatter on) Paolo, send the staff to escort our players out. Make sure they understand how much they owe me before they go, and, uh give Antonio ''my'' lawyer's card would you?<br />
(chatter acknowledgment)<br />
(chatter acknowledgment)<br />
'''Mr.F:''' That's pretty good work there, kid. I, uh, better have my security watching for you now.<br />
'''Mr.F:''' That's pretty good work there, kid. I, uh, better have my security watching for you now.<br />
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'''Aiden:''' Payday, Kamal! (pours chips on table) <br />
'''Aiden:''' Payday, Kamal! (pours chips on table) <br />


===Not for me===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/not_for_me.wav not_for_me]
{{Listen|title=Not for me
 
|filename=ILB_Not_for_me.ogg
}}
'''Aiden:''' Man what a massacre out there. Makes me wish people would try that more often.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Man what a massacre out there. Makes me wish people would try that more often.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Gee, uh, chips... Um, actually, if you could just drop a number into my account that would be easier. <br />
'''Kamal:''' Gee, uh, chips... Um, actually, if you could just drop a number into my account that would be easier. <br />
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'''Mr.F:''' Don't spend it all in one place. (smirking)<br />
'''Mr.F:''' Don't spend it all in one place. (smirking)<br />


===Taupe, sir===
 
{{Listen|title=Taupe, sir
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/taupe_sir.wav taupe_sir]
|filename=ILB_Taupe_sir.ogg
 
}}
'''Kamal:''' Huh, a tangerine chip. And it plays a vid. Ok, that's cool. (counting) Huh, well, maybe just blackjack. Deal me in.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Huh, a tangerine chip. And it plays a vid. Okay, that's cool. (counting) Huh, well, maybe just blackjack. Deal me in.<br />
'''Dealer:''' Um, you can't play that chip here, sir, this table has a ten thousand limit.<br />
'''Dealer:''' Um, you can't play that chip here, sir, this table has a ten thousand limit.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh, uh, what about these uh, caramel colored ones.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh, uh, what about these uh, caramel colored ones.<br />
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(walks to cashier)<br />
(walks to cashier)<br />


===Crates, and a dolly===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/crates_and_a_dolly.wav crates_and_a_dolly]
{{Listen|title=Crates, and a dolly
 
|filename=ILB_Crates_and_a_dolly.ogg
}}
'''Cashier:''' How can I help you, sir?<br />
'''Cashier:''' How can I help you, sir?<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'd like to cash this out please.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'd like to cash this out please.<br />
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'''Cashier:''' Ooo, you have a fine evening, sir.<br />
'''Cashier:''' Ooo, you have a fine evening, sir.<br />


==Rani: "The Wedding"==
==Rani==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week5_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 05sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week5_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 05sec]
===Old maid===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/old_maid.wav old_maid]
{{Listen|title=Old maid
 
|filename=ILB_Old_maid.ogg
}}
'''[[Sarah-John Pope|Sarah]]:''' Hey! Rani, where are you?<br />
'''[[Sarah-John Pope|Sarah]]:''' Hey! Rani, where are you?<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' In a rental car, an hour out of [[Wikipedia:St. Louis|Dogtown]].<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' In a rental car, an hour out of dog-town.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh thanks for coming. I was kind of worried, what with the new job in [[Boston]] and all--<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh thanks for coming. I was kind of worried, what with the new job in Boston and all--<br />
'''Rani:''' --I'd miss the wedding? Sarah-John, I wouldn't have taken the job if I couldn't be your old maid. Come on...<br />
'''Rani:''' --I'd miss the wedding? Sarah-John, I wouldn't have taken the job if I couldn't be your old maid. Come on...<br />
'''Sarah:''' Heh, you're either lying or stupid.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Heh, you're either lying or stupid.<br />
'''Rani:''' I'll plead the [[Wikipedia:Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution|5th]].<br />
'''Rani:''' I'll plead the 5th.<br />
'''Sarah:''' We got the gown, we're just checking the final steps.<br />
'''Sarah:''' We got the gown, we're just checking the final steps.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, what color is it?<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, what color is it?<br />
'''Sarah:''' It'll start out white, and then during the reception it'll--<br />
'''Sarah:''' It'll start out white, and then during the reception it'll--<br />
'''Rani:''' --Liar, liar, pants on fire<br />
'''Rani:''' --Liar, liar, pants on fire<br />
'''Sarah:''' Would you stop that? You stop that! (giggles) It'll become a pale, pale(?), pale tint of pink(?), and then slowly it'll darken until it's a deep ''gorgeous'' rose.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Would you stop that? stop that! (giggles) It'll become pale pale(?), hail is together pink(?), and slowly it'll darken until it's a deep gorgeous rose.  
'''Rani:''' Oh honey, it sounds gorgeous.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh honey, it sounds gorgeous.<br />
'''Sarah:''' You hate it. You think it sounds cheap.<br />
'''Sarah:''' You hate it. You think it sounds cheap.<br />
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(chatter beep on)<br />
(chatter beep on)<br />


===A cow===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_cow.wav a_cow]
{{Listen|title=A cow
 
|filename=ILB_A_cow.ogg
'''[[Lawson|Rani's boss:]]''' Rani, I was looking over my monthly reports,... where are you?<br />
}}
'''Rani:''' I'm in Kentucky for my cousin's wedding. I put the request in your inbox like you said.<br />
'''[[Lawson|Ms.Lawson:]]''' Rani, I was looking over my monthly reports,... where are you?<br />
'''Rani's boss:''' Oh, right. (cow moo) What was that?<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm in [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]] for my cousin's wedding. I put the request in your inbox like you said.<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' Oh, right. (cow moo) What was that?<br />
'''Rani:''' ''(embarrassed)'' A cow, ma'am. Crossing a road, ma'am.<br />
'''Rani:''' ''(embarrassed)'' A cow, ma'am. Crossing a road, ma'am.<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' Oh...sounds...big.<br />
'''Rani's boss:''' Oh...sounds...big.<br />
'''Rani:''' They are bigger before they cut them up and put them into packages. Ma'am, I did track down that call.<br />
'''Rani:''' They are bigger before they cut them up and put them into packages. Ma'am, I did track down that call.<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' Which call?<br />
'''Rani's boss:''' Which call?<br />
'''Rani:''' The man from [[Troy]] who wanted to know if we had his family papers. Doesn't exist. The call was a fraud.<br />
'''Rani:''' The man from Troy who wanted to know if we had his family papers. Doesn't exist. The call was a fraud.<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' Hm. Good work, Rani.<br />
'''Rani's boss:''' Hm. Good work, Rani.<br />
'''Rani:''' And ma'am?<br />
'''Rani:''' And ma'am?<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' Yes.<br />
'''Rani's boss:''' Yes.<br />
'''Rani:''' What were the marines doing on Troy?<br />
'''Rani:''' What were the marines doing on Troy?<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' Oh Rani, there's a war on.<br />
'''Rani's boss:''' Oh Rani, there's a war on.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, but they were evacuating Troy before it fell, like they knew it was going to be attacked.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, but they were evacuating Troy before it fell, like they knew it was going to be attacked.<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' There was no evacuation of Troy. It must be some error. But, good work on that prank call. And get that report to me on Monday.<br />
'''Rani's boss:''' There was no evacuation of Troy. It must be some error. But, good work on that prank call. And get that report to me on Monday.<br />
(chatter beep off)<br />
(chatter beep off)<br />


===Light a candle===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/light_a_candle.wav light_a_candle]
{{Listen|title=Light a candle
 
|filename=ILB_Light_a_candle.ogg}}
'''Rani:''' That was weird.<br />
'''Rani:''' That was weird.<br />
'''Sarah:''' What was weird?<br />
'''Sarah:''' What was weird?<br />
'''Rani:''' My boss... anyway, the dress sounds beautiful. And besides, you're the prettiest girl in town.<br />
'''Rani:''' My boss... anyway, the dress sounds beautiful. And besides, you're the prettiest girl in town.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Now that is so not true. If it was, I'd have been the prom queen or something.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Now that is so not true. If it was, I'd have been the prom queen or something.<br />
'''Rani:''' You know [[Leona Philpot]] was a very special case.<br />
'''Rani:''' You know Leona Philpot was a very special case.<br />
(laughs)<br />
(laughs)<br />
'''Rani:''' If you'd broken your neck diving into a pool and were in a wheel chair bravely undergoing spinal column regeneration...<br />
'''Rani:''' If you'd broken your neck diving into a pool and were in a wheel chair bravely undergoing spinal column regeneration...<br />
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'''Sarah:''' See ya.<br />
'''Sarah:''' See ya.<br />


===Tomcatting around===
 
{{Listen|title=Tomcatting around
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tomcatting_around.wav tomcatting_around]
|filename=ILB_Tomcatting_around.ogg
 
}}
(Rani enters the church, whispering heard in the distance as she approaches)<br />
(Rani enters the church, whispering heard in the distance as she approaches)<br />
'''[[Nick|Nick:]]''' ...if you don't want to marry her you should tell her.<br />
'''[[Nick|Nick:]]''' ...if you don't want to marry her you should tell her.<br />
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'''Jason:''' Rani! Oh God, I didn't mean to... I... I, um... I didn't hear you come in...<br />
'''Jason:''' Rani! Oh God, I didn't mean to... I... I, um... I didn't hear you come in...<br />


===Riled up===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/riled_up.wav riled_up]
{{Listen|title=Riled up
 
|filename=ILB_Riled_up.ogg
'''Rani:''' You leave Sarah-John at the altar Jason Gattlinburg Pope, and I'll tell your mother what you and Dale really did last year in New Orleans. And Sarah-John too.<br />
}}
'''Rani:''' You leave Sarah-John at the altar Jason Gattlinburg Pope, and I'll tell your mother what you and [[Dale (Earth)|Dale]] really did last year in New Orleans. And Sarah-John too.<br />
'''Jason:''' R-Rani...<br />
'''Jason:''' R-Rani...<br />
'''Nick:''' Marry in haste...<br />
'''Nick:''' Marry in haste...<br />
'''Jason:''' Nick, don't.<br />
'''Jason:''' Nick, don't.<br />
'''Nick:''' Repent at leisure, and if you don't mind, this conversation didn't include you...<br />
'''Nick:''' Repent at leisure, and if you don't mind, this conversation didn't include you<br />
'''Jason:''' Rani, I was--<br />
'''Jason:''' Rani, I was--<br />
'''Rani:''' --Anything that hurts my cousin involves me, thank you.<br />
'''Rani:''' --Anything that hurts my cousin involves me, thank you.<br />
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'''Jason:''' --Nick, please, I don't want to get Rani all riled up.<br />
'''Jason:''' --Nick, please, I don't want to get Rani all riled up.<br />
'''Rani:''' Too late!<br />
'''Rani:''' Too late!<br />
'''Jason:''' I think I hear my mom calling...<br />
'''Jason:''' Think I hear my mom calling...<br />
'''Nick:''' Bossy, interfering, self-righteous know-it-all--<br />
'''Nick:''' Bossy, interfering, self-righteous know-it-all--<br />
'''Rani:''' Who the hell--<br />
'''Rani:''' Who the hell--<br />
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'''Everyone:''' ''(various)'' Oh, hey there Sarah-John! How's it going?<br />
'''Everyone:''' ''(various)'' Oh, hey there Sarah-John! How's it going?<br />


===Watch your pins===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/watch_your_pins.wav watch_your_pins]
{{Listen|title=Watch your pins
 
|filename=ILB_Watch_your_pins.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Didn't you and Jason have your first kiss right here in this room?<br />
'''Rani:''' Didn't you and Jason have your first kiss right here in this room?<br />
'''Sarah:''' Mhm! Mama was cooking dinner downstairs. I still remember it.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Mhm! Mama was cooking dinner downstairs. I still remember it.<br />
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'''Rani: '''Hi Ms.Lawson, you're working late.<br />
'''Rani: '''Hi Ms.Lawson, you're working late.<br />


===No evacuation===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/no_evacuation.wav no_evacuation]
{{Listen|title=No evacuation
 
|filename=ILB_No_evacuation.ogg
'''Ms.Lawson:''' Hm. Just clearing up some paperwork. Rani, you just got a priority <br />message from fleet. A response to a query you sent from this office to a Marine Lance Corporal [[Gobi]]?<br />
}}
'''Ms.Lawson:''' Hm. Just clearing up some paperwork. Rani, you just got a priority message from fleet. A response to a query you sent from this office to a Marine Lance Corporal [[Gobi]]?<br />
'''Rani:''' A message? Can you forward it?<br />
'''Rani:''' A message? Can you forward it?<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' What is this about Rani?<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' What is this about Rani?<br />
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'''Ms.Lawson:''' He was a fraud. You determined that.<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' He was a fraud. You determined that.<br />
'''Rani: '''But the marines really were on Troy, ma'am.<br />
'''Rani: '''But the marines really were on Troy, ma'am.<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' That's enough. You are not to waste this office's resources. Your inquiry is closed.<br />
'''Ms.Lawson:''' That's enough. You are not to waste this office's resources. Your inquiry is <br />closed.
'''Rani:''' Eh, but ma'am--! (chatter beep off) ...Dammit.<br />
'''Rani:''' Eh, but ma'am--! (chatter beep off) ...Dammit.<br />  
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/upright_and_locked.wav upright_and_locked]


===Upright and locked===
{{Listen|title=Upright and locked
|filename=ILB_Upright_and_locked.ogg
}}
'''Nick:''' Your dress is very... pink...<br />
'''Nick:''' Your dress is very... pink...<br />
'''Rani:''' Thank you. Your uniform is very... crisp.<br />
'''Rani:''' Thank you. Your uniform is very... crisp.<br />
'''Nick:''' Uh... so Jason, my friend who doesn't want to wreck your cousin's life says you work at--<br />
'''Nick:''' Uh... so Jason, my friend who doesn't want to wreck your cousin's life says you <br />work at--
'''Rani:''' --All he has to do is keep his mouth and his zipper in the upright and locked position.<br />
'''Rani:''' --All he has to do is keep his mouth and his zipper in the upright and locked <br />position.
'''Nick: '''A lot of guys get cold feet before a wedding.<br />
'''Nick: '''A lot of guys get cold feet before a wedding.<br />
'''Rani:''' It's not his feet he's worried about...<br />
'''Rani:''' It's not his feet he's worried about...<br />
'''Nick:''' He has to feel like he chose.<br />
'''Nick:''' He has to feel like he chose.<br />
'''Rani:''' But you don't even know--<br />
'''Rani:''' But you don't even know--<br />
'''Nick:''' --If he feels trapped, if he feels like, like he got suckered, she - she's going to pay for that for the rest of her life. Someone has to show him the way out.<br />
'''Nick:''' --If he feels trapped, if he feels like, like he got suckered, she - she's going to pay for that for <br />the rest of her life. Someone has to show him the way out.  
'''Rani:''' You're right.<br />
'''Rani:''' You're right.<br />
'''Nick: '''And he has to see himself choose to work up to that--... what?<br />
'''Nick: '''And he has to see himself choose to work up to that--... what?<br />


===Reach is gone===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/reach_is_gone.wav reach_is_gone]
{{Listen|title=Reach is gone
 
|filename=ILB_Reach_is_gone.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' I said, you're right.<br />
'''Rani:''' I said, you're right.<br />
'''Nick:''' I am?<br />
'''Nick:''' I am?<br />
'''Rani:''' And don't get all cocky about it.<br />
'''Rani:''' And don't get all cocky about it.<br />
'''Nick:''' Yes, sir.<br />
'''Nick:''' Yes, sir.<br />
'''(PA system):''' I'm sorry to interrupt everyone's dinner, but I have an announcement. I just <br />got word, that the fleet base at [[Reach]]... the [[Covenant Empire|Covenant]]... Reach is [[fall of Reach|gone]].<br />
'''(PA system):''' I'm sorry to interrupt everyone's dinner, but I have an announcement. I just <br />got word, that the fleet base at [[Reach]]... the [[Covenant]]... Reach is [[Battle of Reach|gone]].  
'''Rani:''' Oh my God...<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh my God...<br />
'''Nick:''' Oh God...<br />
'''Nick:''' Oh God...<br />
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'''Nick: '''10.5, yeah. There's nothing left between them and us.<br />
'''Nick: '''10.5, yeah. There's nothing left between them and us.<br />


===Cemetery===
 
{{Listen|title=Cemetery
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/cemetery.wav cemetery]
|filename=ILB_Cemetery.ogg
 
}}
'''Rani: '''Careful, that's a tombstone, they're--<br />
'''Rani: '''Careful, that's a tombstone, they're--<br />
'''Nick: '''Ow! Jeez...<br />
'''Nick: '''Ow! Jeez...<br />
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'''Nick: '''I'll, remember that...<br />
'''Nick: '''I'll, remember that...<br />
(giggles)<br />
(giggles)<br />
'''Rani:''' This here's the [[Lickglider-Miller Cemetery]]. That side of the mountain used to be Lickglider, and this side was Miller's.<br />
'''Rani:''' This here's the [[Lickglider-Miller Cemetery|Lickglider-Miller(?) Cemetery]]. That side of the mountain used to be <br />Lickglider, and this side was Miller's.  
'''Nick:''' I-I'm shipping out in 11 hours, and you brought me to a cemetery?<br />
'''Nick:''' I-I'm shipping out in 11 hours, and you brought me to a cemetery?<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh my god, I wasn't even thinking. When I was in high-school, this is where we used to hang out, and drink [[list of food and drinks|beer]]...<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh my god, I wasn't even thinking. When I was in high-school, this is where we <br />used to hang out, and drink beer...  
'''Nick: '''Well, pardon me miss, is this tomb taken?<br />
'''Nick: '''Well, pardon me miss, is this tomb taken?<br />
'''Rani:''' No, sir. Sit right down.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, sir. Sit right down.<br />
'''Nick: '''I don't mind if I do.<br />
'''Nick: '''I don't mind if I do.<br />
'''Rani:''' You know, when... when they said [[Glassing|glassed]], I used to think of this vast plain of green glass, miles deep... beautiful. I mean, I know it doesn't really look like that...
'''Rani:''' You know, when... when they said glassed, I used to think of this vast plain of green glass, miles deep... beautiful. I mean, I know it doesn't really look like that...
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/grass_stains.wav grass_stains]


===Grass stains===
'''Nick:''' Well you're kind of like that. You've got this hard glass outside, you don't let people in, do you?  
{{Listen|title=Grass stains
'''Rani: '''I brought you up here, didn't I?<br />
|filename=ILB_Grass_stains.ogg
}}
'''Nick:''' Well you're kind of like that. You've got this hard glass outside, you don't let people in, do you?<br />
'''Rani:''' I brought you up here, didn't I?<br />
'''Nick:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Nick:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Rani:''' *cough* Um, people used to do more than just drink beer up here you know?<br />
'''Rani:''' *cough* Um, people used to do more than just drink beer up here you know?<br />
'''Nick:''' Oh did they?<br />
'''Nick:''' Oh did they?<br />
'''Rani:''' You know, guys would bring their girls up here, and...<br />
'''Rani:''' You know, guys would bring their girls up here, and...<br />
'''Nick:''' ...oh. Rani... (kiss)<br />
'''Nick:''' ...oh. Rani... (kiss)
'''Rani: '''Yeah?<br />
 
'''Rani: '''Yeah?
 
'''Nick:''' what about your dress? (kiss) Grass stains and stuff...<br />
'''Nick:''' what about your dress? (kiss) Grass stains and stuff...<br />
'''Rani:''' It's a bride's maid's dress. No one ever wears them again.<br />
'''Rani:''' It's a bride's maid's dress. No one ever wears them again.<br />
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'''Nick:''' I guess they don't.<br />
'''Nick:''' I guess they don't.<br />


==Jan: "Bang"==
==Janissary==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week5_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 53sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week5_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 53sec]
===1 Point 0===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/one_point_oh.wav one_point_oh]
{{Listen|title=1 Point 0
 
|filename=ILB_One_point_oh.ogg
}}
(car door opens)
(car door opens)
'''[[Janissary James|Jan:]]''' So dad, where are we going? How long is this going to take?<br />
'''[[Janissary James|Jan:]]''' So dad, where are we going? How long is this going to take?<br />
(car door closes)<br />
(car door closes)<br />
'''[[James James|James J]]:''' Remember, you wanted to meet some more of my old 'buddies'?<br />
'''[[James James|James J]]:''' Remember, you wanted to meet some more of my old 'buddies'?<br />
'''Jan: '''Like Gladys?<br />
'''Jan: '''Like Gladys?<br />
'''James J:''' Nobody's like Gladys (giggles) When they canceled the program they split us up.<br />
'''James J:''' Nobody's like Gladys (giggles) When they canceled the program they split us up.  
'''Jan:''' Us...?<br />
'''Jan:''' Us...?<br />
'''James J:''' [[Spartan|Spartans]]. [[ORION Project|Spartan 1 point 0]].<br />
'''James J:''' Spartans. Spartan 1 point 0.<br />
'''Jan:''' (sarcastic) Sure, dad. You were an 'elite commando' with 'metal bones' and a flamethrower attachment that the marines dropped in when the tac-nukes weren't enough.<br />
'''Jan:''' (sarcastic) Sure, dad. You were an 'elite commando' with 'metal bones' and a flame-thrower attachment that the marines dropped in when the tac-nukes weren't enough.  
'''James J:''' Not paranoid mythology, a real Spartan.<br />
'''James J:''' Not paranoid mythology, a real Spartan.<br />
'''Jan:''' There were real ones?<br />
'''Jan:''' There were real ones?<br />
'''James J:''' WE were real. We were all volunteers, the 1.0's. These things they call Spartans now...<br />
'''James J:''' WE were real. We were all volunteers, the 1.0's. These things they call Spartans now...  
'''Jan:''' --it's different?<br />
'''Jan:''' --it's different?<br />
'''James J: '''There's a new program... we went through some tweaks, but it's still just me in here. The [[SPARTAN-II Program|2's]]... now, the 2's aren't even human any more.<br />
'''James J: '''There's a new program... we went through some tweaks, but it's still just me in here. The 2's... now, the 2's aren't even human any more.  
'''Jan:''' But, you are...?<br />
'''Jan:''' But, you are...?<br />
'''James J:''' All too much.<br />
'''James J:''' All too much.<br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/not_anymore.wav not_anymore]


===Not anymore===
{{Listen|title=Not anymore
|filename=ILB_Not_anymore.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' W-Wait a sec, you know you don't have to make up cool stuff to impress me, right? Like, I'm not gonna suddenly going to start cleaning my room more often because I think you were a super soldier with a secret past.<br />
'''Jan:''' W-Wait a sec, you know you don't have to make up cool stuff to impress me, right? Like, I'm not gonna suddenly going to start cleaning my room more often because I think you were a super soldier with a secret past.<br />
'''James J:''' I never, ever thought you would clean your room more often. Spartans pick their battles.<br />
'''James J:''' I never, ever thought you would clean your room more often. Spartans pick their battles.  
'''Jan:''' You're not trying to bond with me here, are you?<br />
'''Jan:''' You're not trying to bond with me here, are you?<br />
'''James J: '''When the news came yesterday...<br />
'''James J: '''When the news came yesterday...<br />
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'''James J:''' Not anymore.<br />
'''James J:''' Not anymore.<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh.<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh.<br />
'''James J:''' The training... the training was so hard, Jan. I mean the work, the tests... and what they did to us in the lab.<br />
'''James J:''' The training... the training was so hard, Jan. I mean the work, the tests... and what they did to us in the lab.  
'''Jan:''' The-the thing you taught me about how to beat the quiz, that's a Spartan thing, isn't it?<br />
'''Jan:''' The-the thing you taught me about how to beat the quiz, that's a Spartan thing, isn't it?


===Cochlear tuning===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/cochlear_tuning.wav cochlear_tuning]
{{Listen|title=Cochlear tuning
 
|filename=ILB_Cochlear_tuning.ogg
'''James J: '''The ones who made it through, we were family. We were tighter than family.  
}}
'''James J: '''The ones who made it through, we were family. We were tighter than family.<br />
'''Jan:''' Is this trip some kind of Spartan thing?<br />
'''Jan:''' Is this trip some kind of Spartan thing?<br />
'''James J: '''One of my old buddies isn't doing so good.<br />
'''James J: '''One of my old buddies isn't doing so good.<br />
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'''James J: '''Pretty much.<br />
'''James J: '''Pretty much.<br />


===Dream child===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/dream_child.wav dream_child]
{{Listen|title=Dream child
 
|filename=ILB_Dream_child.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' So what's even... me? I mean what's not just Spartan-I 'voodoo potion'?<br />
'''Jan:''' So what's even... me? I mean what's not just Spartan-I 'voodoo potion'?<br />
'''James J:''' Well, those table manners for one.<br />
'''James J:''' Well, those table manners for one.<br />
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'''James J:''' The way you roll your eyes at me, how you hate doing dishes...<br />
'''James J:''' The way you roll your eyes at me, how you hate doing dishes...<br />
'''Jan:''' Dad...!<br />
'''Jan:''' Dad...!<br />
'''James J:''' That's all you, honey. Hell, if I'd known, I would have told the medic to skip all that fancy stuff and just cut me a nice kid.<br />
'''James J:''' That's all you, honey. Hell, if I'd known, I would have told the medic to skip all that fancy stuff and just cut me a nice kid.  
'''Jan: '''Oh 'nice', you didn't want a nice kid.<br />
'''Jan: '''Oh 'nice', you didn't want a nice kid.<br />
'''James J:''' (laughs)<br />
'''James J:''' (laughs)<br />
'''Jan: '''You wanted a kid who would happily learn 23 ways to kill a man, armed only with a stick of chewing gum.<br />
'''Jan: '''You wanted a kid who would happily learn 23 ways to kill a man armed only with a stick of chewing gum.
'''James J: '''You don't really think that do you?<br />
'''James J: '''You don't really think that do you?<br />
'''Jan:''' I'm your dream child, dad. Don't kid yourself.<br />
'''Jan:''' I'm your dream child, dad. Don't kid yourself.<br />
'''James J''': Okay, we're here. Now you wait in the car.<br />
'''James J''': Ok, we're here. Now you wait in the car.<br />
(James leaves... Jan leaves)<br />
(James leaves... Jan leaves)<br />


===Funnest fieldtrips===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/funnest_fieldtrips.wav funnest_fieldtrips]
{{Listen|title=Funnest fieldtrips
 
|filename=ILB_Funnest_fieldtrips.ogg
}}
(Jan walks up stairs)<br />
(Jan walks up stairs)<br />
'''James J:''' What are you doing?<br />
'''James J:''' What are you doing?<br />
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'''James J:''' (sigh) Jan.<br />
'''James J:''' (sigh) Jan.<br />
'''Jan: '''Yes, Dad?<br />
'''Jan: '''Yes, Dad?<br />
'''James J:''' Alright. Okay, Gilly's in #6. Uh, Jan?<br />
'''James J:''' Alright. Ok, Gilly's in #6. Uh, Jan?<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah?<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah?<br />
'''James J:''' We're gonna wanna knock maybe from off to one side of the door.<br />
'''James J:''' We're gonna wanna knock maybe from off to one side of the door.<br />
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'''James J:''' Gilly? You there?<br />
'''James J:''' Gilly? You there?<br />


===Stockpile===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/stockpile.wav stockpile]
{{Listen|title=Stockpile
 
|filename=ILB_Stockpile.ogg
}}
'''[[Gilly|Gilly:]]''' (muffled) Jim?<br />
'''[[Gilly|Gilly:]]''' (muffled) Jim?<br />
(door opens)<br />
(door opens)<br />
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'''Gilly: '''She's pretty. Come into the kitchen.<br />
'''Gilly: '''She's pretty. Come into the kitchen.<br />
'''Jan:''' Whoah, quite a stockpile.<br />
'''Jan:''' Whoah, quite a stockpile.<br />
'''Gilly:''' Well I picked up a hand-cannon from a guy who needed some quick cash. Put the bet pennies to work.<br />
'''Gilly:''' Well I picked up a hand-cannon from a guy who needed some quick cash. Put the bet pennies to work.  
'''James J:''' Come on Gilly...<br />
'''James J:''' Come on Gilly...<br />
'''Gilly:''' I got the gauge, and I thought, okay that's good in tight but it won't give me squat at range, and so I went looking for an [[Sniper Rifle System 99C-S2 Anti-Matériel|SRS]].<br />
'''Gilly:''' I got the gauge, and I thought, ok that's good in tight but it won't give me squat at range, and so I went looking for an [[Sniper Rifle|SRS]].  
'''James J:''' Gilly...<br />
'''James J:''' Gilly...<br />
'''Gilly:''' And it didn't make sense not to have a good-all purpose.<br />
'''Gilly:''' And it didn't make sense not to have a good-all purpose.<br />
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'''Jan:''' Men never understand...<br />
'''Jan:''' Men never understand...<br />


===Can opener===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/can_opener.wav can_opener]
{{Listen|title=Can opener
 
|filename=ILB_Can_opener.ogg
}}
'''Gilly: '''The [[M6B Handgun|M6B]] was a throw-in on one of the other deals. I can't remember which one. She's prettier than I expected. Some of those early pictures weren't too promising.<br />
'''Gilly: '''The [[M6B Handgun|M6B]] was a throw-in on one of the other deals. I can't remember which one. She's prettier than I expected. Some of those early pictures weren't too promising.<br />
'''James J:''' They're in good shape.<br />
'''James J:''' They're in good shape.<br />
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'''James J: '''And you're already thinking where to put him afterwards.<br />
'''James J: '''And you're already thinking where to put him afterwards.<br />


===Chain oil===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/chain_oil.wav chain_oil]
{{Listen|title=Chain oil
 
|filename=ILB_Chain_oil.ogg
}}
'''Gilly:''' And yesterday, we heard the news from Reach.<br />
'''Gilly:''' And yesterday, we heard the news from Reach.<br />
'''James J: '''Yeah?<br />
'''James J: '''Yeah?<br />
'''Gilly: '''There's some memories about that.<br />
'''Gilly: '''There's some memories about that.<br />
'''James J:''' Yeah.<br />
'''James J:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Gilly: '''So, anyway, I heard about it in the store, people talking... And on the way home this kid was fixing his bike.<br />
'''Gilly: '''So, anyway, I heard about it in the store, people talking... And on the way home this kid was fixing his bike.  
'''James J: '''Gilly, it's okay.<br />
'''James J: '''Gilly, it's okay.<br />
'''Gilly:''' I had the chain in my hands Jim, standing behind him. I could see all the little hairs on the back of his neck and I could feel the little bumps it was going to leave.<br />
'''Gilly:''' I had the chain in my hands Jim, standing behind him. I could see all the little hairs <br />on the back of his neck and I could feel the little bumps it was going to leave.  
'''Jan:''' Jeezus.<br />
'''Jan:''' Jeezus.<br />
'''Gilly:''' And it felt great. It felt great.<br />
'''Gilly:''' And it felt great. It felt great.<br />
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'''Jan:''' You need help.<br />
'''Jan:''' You need help.<br />
'''Gilly: '''Ya think?<br />
'''Gilly: '''Ya think?<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/housekeeping.wav housekeeping]


===Housekeeping===
{{Listen|title=Housekeeping
|filename=ILB_Housekeeping.ogg
}}
'''James J:''' I'll ride with you, Jan can take my car home.<br />
'''James J:''' I'll ride with you, Jan can take my car home.<br />
'''Gilly:''' No, I... lost my license.<br />
'''Gilly:''' No, I... lost my license.<br />
'''James J:''' What did you do?<br />
'''James J:''' What did you do?<br />
'''Gilly:''' I don't believe I'm going to talk about that in front of her.<br />
'''Gilly:''' I don't believe I'm going to talk about that in front of her.<br />
'''James J: '''Okay. We should probably go.<br />
'''James J: '''Ok. We should probably go.<br />
'''Gilly:''' Not yet, okay, Jim? Give me a week to think it over. It might work out fine. It all might work out fine. I want a week of my life to sit around and know what's going to happen and not have to fear it.<br />
'''Gilly:''' Not yet, ok, Jim? Give me a week to think it over. It might work out fine. It all might work out fine. I want a week of my life to sit around and know what's going to happen and not have to fear it.<br />
'''James J: '''You promise me that's all you're going to do?<br />
'''James J: '''You promise me that's all you're going to do?<br />
'''Jan: '''Dad?<br />
'''Jan: '''Dad?<br />
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'''James J:''' 1 point 0. (door closes) But we are going to do a little housekeeping.<br />
'''James J:''' 1 point 0. (door closes) But we are going to do a little housekeeping.<br />


===Bang===
 
{{Listen|title=Bang
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/bang.wav bang]
|filename=ILB_Bang.ogg
 
}}
(the sound of unloading weapons)<br />
(the sound of unloading weapons)<br />
'''Jan:''' Clip.<br />
'''Jan:''' Clip.<br />
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'''Gilly:''' Do it!<br />
'''Gilly:''' Do it!<br />
'''Jan:''' I am not in your unit, and I don't have to take orders from you.<br />
'''Jan:''' I am not in your unit, and I don't have to take orders from you.<br />
'''Gilly: '''Of course you do. I'm your mother. (the guns drop to the table) (awkward silence)<br />
'''Gilly: '''Of course you do. I'm your mother. (the guns drop to the table) (awkward silence)
 
'''Jan:''' ...the pictures...<br />
'''Jan:''' ...the pictures...<br />
'''Gilly:''' You should've told her Jim.<br />
'''Gilly:''' You should've told her Jim.<br />
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'''Gilly: '''(dry fire) Bang.<br />
'''Gilly: '''(dry fire) Bang.<br />


==Jersey: "A Soldier's Duty"==
==Jersey==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week5_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 3min 53sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week5_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 3min 53sec]
===On Reach===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/on_reach.wav on_reach]
{{Listen|title=On Reach
 
|filename=ILB_On_reach.ogg
}}
''(Jersey runs up stairs)''<br />
''(Jersey runs up stairs)''<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey:]]''' Durga?<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey:]]''' Durga?<br />
'''[[Durga]]:''' What's wrong?<br />
'''[[Durga]]:''' What's wrong?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Is [[Jason Morelli|my dad]] on Reach? I mean, was he? You can find out, right? I gotta find out right now.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Is my dad on Reach? I mean, was he? You can find out, right? I gotta find out right now.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yeah, I can find out. Hold on. Okay. He wasn't on Reach.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yeah, I can find out. Hold on. Okay. He wasn't on Reach.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Thank god.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Thank god.<br />
'''Durga:''' He's on deep space reconnaissance on a ship called the ''[[UNSC Silberg|Silberg]]''.<br />
'''Durga:''' He's on deep space reconnaissance on a ship called the Silberg.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Phew. Oh, god. I don't know why I just thought...I was sure he was on Reach for a refit or something.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Phew. Oh, god. I don't know why I just thought...I was sure he was on Reach for a refit or something.<br />
'''Durga:''' No, he's fine.<br />
'''Durga:''' No, he's fine.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Okay. You found him. How soon could you get him here? If you got him a fast picket? Like three weeks? Four? Durga?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Okay. You found him. How soon could you get him here? If you got him a fast <br />picket? Like three weeks? Four? Durga?  
'''Durga:''' I can't, Jersey.<br />
'''Durga:''' I can't, Jersey.<br />


===Duty===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/duty.wav duty]
{{Listen|title=Duty
 
|filename=ILB_Duty.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' You can! If it's encrypted, just break it.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You can! If it's encrypted, just break it.<br />
'''Durga:''' It's not encrypted, I just can't. He's a soldier.<br />
'''Durga:''' It's not encrypted, I just can't. He's a soldier.<br />
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'''Jersey:''' Why don't you get this? This is my family!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Why don't you get this? This is my family!<br />
'''Durga:''' I'm sorry, Jersey.<br />
'''Durga:''' I'm sorry, Jersey.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Screw sorry, and screw you!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Screw sorry, and screw you.<br />
 
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/brain_ninjas.wav brain_ninjas]
 
'''Durga:''' Want to hear some chatter?<br />
 
'''Jersey:''' Not particularly. Want some pizza?
<br /> ''(oven ding)''


===Brain ninjas===
{{Listen|title=Brain ninjas
|filename=ILB_Brain_ninjas.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' Want to hear some chatter? (Rani on chatter) ''Remember the guy with the family papers?''<br />
'''Jersey:''' Not particularly.<br />
'''Durga:''' Want some pizza? (oven ding)<br />
'''Jersey:''' Leave me alone, Durga.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Leave me alone, Durga.<br />
'''Durga:''' I've got something new about Rani.<br />
'''Durga:''' I've got something new about Rani.<br />
'''Jersey:''' I don't even know who the hell she is or why we give a damn about her.<br />
'''Jersey:''' I don't even know who the hell she is or why we give a damn about her.<br />
'''Durga:''' She's a junior level spook at [[Chawla Base]]. She'd be a good donor brain for an [[Artificial intelligence|AI]].<br />
'''Durga:''' She's a junior level spook at Chawla base. She'd be a good donor brain for an AI.<br />
'''Jersey:''' A what? A donor brain? People don't donate their brains, Durga, they need them.<br />
'''Jersey:''' A what? A donor brain? People don't donate their brains, Durga, they need them.<br />
'''Durga:''' That's where we come from. [[Cognitive Impression Modeling]]. They scan a human brain when someone they think is a good candidate dies.<br />
'''Durga:''' That's where we come from. Cognitive Impression Modeling. They scan a human brain when someone they think is a good candidate dies.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You come from people's brains?<br />
'''Jersey:''' You come from people's brains?<br />
'''Durga:''' Yeah, but really smart people. So, you're safe. The brain ninjas won't be coming for you in the middle of the night.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yeah, but really smart people. So, you're safe. The brain ninjas won't be coming for you in the middle of the night.<br />
'''Jersey:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Oh, that's reassuring.<br />
'''Jersey:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Oh, that's reassuring.  
 
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===Shut you off===
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'''Jersey:''' Well, actually...<br />
'''Jersey:''' Well, actually...<br />
'''Durga:''' It is reassuring.<br />
'''Durga:''' It is reassuring.<br />
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'''Durga: '''Yes.<br />
'''Durga: '''Yes.<br />
'''Jersey:''' But you're not going to do anything about that.<br />
'''Jersey:''' But you're not going to do anything about that.<br />
'''Durga:''' So, Nick, the guy Rani met at the wedding. Nick's unit has been assigned to one of the [[space elevator]] defense bases.<br />
'''Durga:''' So, Nick, the guy Rani met at the wedding. Nick's unit has been assigned to one of the space elevator defense bases.  
'''Jersey:''' Safer than combat.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Safer than combat.<br />
'''Durga:''' That's what they hope.<br />
'''Durga:''' That's what they hope.<br />
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'''Jersey: '''He would still be helping the war effort.<br />
'''Jersey: '''He would still be helping the war effort.<br />
'''Durga:''' No.<br />
'''Durga:''' No.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Dammit, Durga, I could cut the power supply. I could shut you off.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Dammit, Durga, I could cut the power supply. I could shut you off.  
 
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===Common good===
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'''Durga:''' The answer is still no.<br />
'''Durga:''' The answer is still no.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Dammit!<br />
'''Jersey: '''Dammit!<br />
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'''Jersey:''' The common good of all mankind.<br />
'''Jersey:''' The common good of all mankind.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Jersey:''' (sigh) So here's the thing. When I see you caring about your family... when I see you wondering who your donor was... when I see you care about any one person--<br />
'''Jersey:''' (sigh) So here's the thing. When I see you caring about your family... when I see you wondering who your donor was... when I see you care about any one person--  
'''Durga:''' I care about you, Jersey.<br />
'''Durga:''' I care about you, Jersey.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Then, I will try to care about all of mankind. Until then, all I know, is you're willing to let my father die.  
'''Jersey:''' Then, I will try to care about all of mankind. Until then, all I know, is you're willing to let my father die. [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/by_accident.wav by_accident]


===By accident===
'''Jersey:''' I'm sorry.  
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'''Jersey:''' I'm sorry.<br />
'''Durga:''' I'm sorry, too.<br />
'''Durga:''' I'm sorry, too.<br />
'''Jersey: '''You're sad.<br />
'''Jersey: '''You're sad.<br />
'''Durga: '''Yes.<br />
'''Durga: '''Yes.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Why?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Why?<br />
'''Durga:''' Because you hurt. Because I can't fix it. Because I didn't even choose you, I just ended up here by accident. And even though I can do things you can't imagine, I still can't bear for you to be disappointed in me.<br />
'''Durga:''' Because you hurt. Because I can't fix it. Because I didn't even choose you, I just ended up here by accident. And even though I can do things you can't imagine, I still can't bear for you to be disappointed in me.
'''Jersey:''' I was wrong. You do get it.<br />
'''Jersey:''' I was wrong. You do get it.<br />
'''Durga:''' What?<br />
'''Durga:''' What?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Family.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Family.<br />


==Herzog: "Feeding the Ducks"==
==[[Herzog]]==
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*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week5_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 32sec]
===Odd Duck===
odd_duck (Note: AXON CANCELLED)<br />
''(ducks quack)''<br />
'''[[Standish|Standish:]]''' Colonel Herzog.<br />
'''[[Standish|Standish:]]''' Colonel Herzog.<br />
'''[[Herzog|Herzog:]]''' Don't call me that.<br />
'''[[Herzog|Herzog:]]''' Don't call me that.<br />
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'''Standish:''' You're an odd duck to be lecturing on protocol.<br />
'''Standish:''' You're an odd duck to be lecturing on protocol.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Wit, Standish? Is that wit you're straining at?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Wit, Standish? Is that wit you're straining at?<br />
'''Standish:''' I lack your old school panache I'm afraid.<br />
'''Standish:''' I lacked your old school panache I'm afraid.<br />
'''Herzog:''' You want anything?<br />
'''Herzog:''' You want anything?<br />
'''Standish:''' What are you doing nosing around the [[UNSC Apocalypso|''Apocalypso'']]?<br />
'''Standish:''' What are you doing nosing around the [[UNSC Apocalypso|Apocalypso]]?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Hmm... getting ready to retire. I was looking to pick up an old yacht. Cheap.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Hmm... getting ready to retire. I was looking to pick up an old yacht. Cheap.<br />
'''Standish:''' You want an investigation, you investigate through channels, Herzog. Just like any other policeman. <br />
'''Standish:''' You want an investigation, you investigate through channels, Herzog. Just like any other policeman. <br />


===Wetwork===
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'''Standish:''' But don't compromise my operations!<br />
'''Standish:''' But don't compromise my operations!<br />
'''Herzog:''' Wetwork - such a strange word. Conjures up the sound of a woman, being hit by a bus.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Wetwork - such a strange word. Conjures up the sound of a woman, being hit by a bus.<br />
'''Standish:''' She wasn't hit by a bus! Her... vehicle malfunctioned!<br />
'''Standish:''' She wasn't hit by a bus! Her vehicle malfunctioned.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I was being metaphorical, but... wetwork requires approval, doesn't it?<br />
'''Herzog:''' I was being metaphorical, but... wetwork requires approval, doesn't it?<br />
'''Standish:''' Are you aware there's a war going on? Reach has fallen.<br />
'''Standish:''' Are you aware there's a war going on? Reach has fallen.<br />
'''Herzog:''' No one knows how long until there are Covenant ships in our skies.<br />
'''Herzog:''' No one knows how long until there are Covenant ships in our skies.<br />
'''Standish:''' And you're worried about ''procedures''.<br />
'''Standish:''' And you're worried about ''procedures''.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Do you want to go down in the history books as the man with the [[deep-space artifact|device]], Standish?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Do you want to go down in the history books as the man with the device, Standish?<br />
'''Standish:''' "The mysterious Covenant device..." If you know of a Covenant device, I'm sure we'd be happy to hear about it.<br />
'''Standish:''' "The mysterious Covenant device..." If you know of a Covenant device, I'm sure we'd be happy to hear about it.<br />


===Dangerous devices===
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'''Herzog:''' That device isn't going to win any battles if it sits in a Section-III lockdown lab where nobody but your team can study it.<br />
'''Herzog:''' That device isn't going to win any battles if it sits in a Section-III lockdown lab where nobody but your team can study it.<br />
'''Standish:''' If there was a device, it would be a very dangerous device. And dangerous devices would need special care.<br />
'''Standish:''' If there was a device, it would be a very dangerous device. And dangerous devices would need special care.<br />
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'''Herzog:''' I think it's going to take more than just you, Standish, to win ''this'' war.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I think it's going to take more than just you, Standish, to win ''this'' war.<br />
'''Standish:''' I have reported everything to the Admiral, Herzog. If you have concerns about the way I run my department, you'll have to take it up with him.<br />
'''Standish:''' I have reported everything to the Admiral, Herzog. If you have concerns about the way I run my department, you'll have to take it up with him.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I respect the Admiral. Maybe we should talk about Troy then, and uh, [[Harmony]].<br />
'''Herzog:''' I respect the Admiral. Maybe we should talk about Troy then, and uh, Harmony.<br />
 
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===A schoolgirl===
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'''Herzog:''' And code breakers.<br />
'''Herzog:''' And code breakers.<br />
'''Standish:''' Herzog, I demand to know your source.<br />
'''Standish:''' Herzog, I demand to know your source.<br />
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'''Standish:''' But...but...<br />
'''Standish:''' But...but...<br />
'''Herzog:''' And some basic investigation a schoolgirl could do.<br />
'''Herzog:''' And some basic investigation a schoolgirl could do.<br />
'''Standish:''' Who've you got working on this? One of your moles? Some low level parasite in someone else's department? Isn't that your standard operating procedure?<br />
'''Standish:''' Who've you got working on this? One of your moles? Some low level parasite in someone else's department? Isn't that your standard operating procedure?  
'''Herzog:''' It's always useful to meet with you Standish.<br />
'''Herzog:''' It's always useful to meet with you Standish.<br />
(Standish parting)<br />
(Standish parting)<br />
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'''Herzog:''' ''(to himself)'' [[Avi]], old friend, you're right. I am too old for this.<br />
'''Herzog:''' ''(to himself)'' [[Avi]], old friend, you're right. I am too old for this.<br />
'''Standish:''' I'm good at plugging leaks, old man.<br />
'''Standish:''' I'm good at plugging leaks, old man.<br />
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