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'''Axon Clips Chapter 4''' is the fourth chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of September, [[2552]]. | '''Axon Clips Chapter 4''' is the fourth chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of September, [[2552]]. | ||
=="Totally Legitimate Business" (Kamal)== | |||
== | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 5min 35sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 5min 35sec] | ||
[[Media:Dark genius.ogg|Dark genius]] | |||
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br /> | '''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Well, I'll be damned... Kamal! Just the guy I wanted to see.<br /> | ||
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Oh no, Aiden. Hey. What are the odds?<br /> | '''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Oh no, Aiden. Hey. What are the odds?<br /> | ||
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'''Waitress:''' Two beers, coming right up.<br /> | '''Waitress:''' Two beers, coming right up.<br /> | ||
[[Media:Drink the beer.ogg|Drink the beer]] | |||
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'''Aiden:''' So, I have a friend who has this problem.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' So, I have a friend who has this problem.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' No.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' No.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' ''(drinks)'' What kind of business?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' ''(drinks)'' What kind of business?<br /> | ||
[[Media:Knee caps.ogg|Knee caps]] | |||
'''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Welcome to the tastefully appointed security control room. The nerve center if you will, of the [[Apollonian Temple Casino]]. My name is Aiden Maki--<br /> | ||
'''[[Forihoff|Mr. F]]:''' --Cut the crap, Aiden.<br /> | '''[[Forihoff|Mr. F]]:''' --Cut the crap, Aiden.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' ...decomposing bodies.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' ...decomposing bodies.<br /> | ||
[[Media:Hard bargain.ogg|Hard bargain]] | |||
'''Aiden:''' Excuse us, Mr. F. ''(to Kamal)'' All the man wants to find out is what they're doing.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Excuse us, Mr. F. ''(to Kamal)'' All the man wants to find out is what they're doing.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' So he can what, write his memoirs? You said this was all legal!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' So he can what, write his memoirs? You said this was all legal!<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' I haven't asked you to do anything illegal, have I?<br /> | '''Aiden:''' I haven't asked you to do anything illegal, have I?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Didn't you hear what he said? He was--<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Didn't you hear what he said? He was--<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' --But the whole killing thing will only happen if you don't help. And even that's worst | '''Aiden:''' --But the whole killing thing will only happen if you don't help. And even that's worst case scenario.<br /> | ||
'''Mr. F:''' Actually, that wouldn't be the worst case. The worst case would be if we went down to--<br /> | '''Mr. F:''' Actually, that wouldn't be the worst case. The worst case would be if we went down to--<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' No-no-no-no... Just hear me out, Kamal. Mr.F shows you what they're doing, and you tell him how they're doing it.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' No-no-no-no... Just hear me out, Kamal. Mr.F shows you what they're doing, and you tell him how they're doing it.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal/Mr. F:''' Cut the crap, Aiden!<br /> | '''Kamal/Mr. F:''' Cut the crap, Aiden!<br /> | ||
[[Media:in_each_pit.ogg|in_each_pit]] | |||
'''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Okay, from here we can monitor the whole casino floor.<br /> | ||
'''Mr. F:''' See the blackjack tables here. There's 6 of them in each pit, and the managers rotate the dealers every 20 minutes.<br /> | '''Mr. F:''' See the blackjack tables here. There's 6 of them in each pit, and the managers rotate the dealers every 20 minutes.<br /> | ||
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'''Mr. F:''' They don't stay at the same table. They don't move around in any predictable pattern. We could just take them off the tables and leave them in a ditch. Why did you say we shouldn't do that again?<br /> | '''Mr. F:''' They don't stay at the same table. They don't move around in any predictable pattern. We could just take them off the tables and leave them in a ditch. Why did you say we shouldn't do that again?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' But, it would really be better if they understood how they were, uh...<br /> | '''Aiden:''' But, it would really be better if they understood how they were, uh...<br /> | ||
'''Mr. F:''' ...screwing me. | '''Mr. F:''' ...screwing me. | ||
[[Media:twenty_percent.ogg|twenty_percent]] | |||
'''Mr. F''' We've got archives of all their plays in the last 10 days. Figure out how they're screwing me...<br /> | |||
'''Mr. F | |||
'''Aiden:''' Whaddaya say?<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Whaddaya say?<br /> | ||
'''Mr. F:''' Figure it out, please...?<br /> | '''Mr. F:''' Figure it out, please...?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I think he was talking to me.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I think he was talking to me.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' See this number? That's how much we figure these kids have taken out of the casino.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' See this number? That's how much we figure these kids have taken out of the casino.<br /> | ||
'''Mr. F:''' You get it back for me, 20% of | '''Mr. F:''' You get it back for me, 20% of it's yours.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Oh, wow...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Oh, wow...<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Trust me. If all these guys lose is their money, you'll be doing them a huge favor.<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Trust me. If all these guys lose is their money, you'll be doing them a huge favor.<br /> | ||
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'''Aiden:''' Oh, check out table 9. Camera's looking right down her dress!<br /> | '''Aiden:''' Oh, check out table 9. Camera's looking right down her dress!<br /> | ||
[[Media:uvular_implants.ogg|uvular_implants]] | |||
'''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Thanks for the ride<br /> | ||
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]:''' No problem, Aiden gets these business emergencies sometimes.<br /> | '''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]:''' No problem, Aiden gets these business emergencies sometimes.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Ancient piece of crappy hardware, half of them wouldn't even take incoming calls, no GPS... never mind.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Ancient piece of crappy hardware, half of them wouldn't even take incoming calls, no GPS... never mind.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Aiden was getting a little worried. He promised Forihoff he would figure out what those guys were doing, but he was beginning to have doubts.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Aiden was getting a little worried. He promised Forihoff he would figure out what those guys were doing, but he was beginning to have doubts.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Oh, the casino, yeah. This pack of grad students from | '''Kamal:''' Oh, the casino, yeah. This pack of grad students from Stanford is working on private CP channels, but vocalizing through KKI Uvular implants.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Oooo, uvular implants...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Oooo, uvular implants...<br /> | ||
[[Media:slingbacks.ogg|slingbacks]] | |||
'''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' He's not even counting the cards himself. He's got a tally running on a corneal... but... you really don't care do you...<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Uh-uh. Which do you think looks better on me? Slingbacks or Turkish flats?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Uh-uh. Which do you think looks better on me? Slingbacks or Turkish flats?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Slingbacks! Definitely slingbacks. | '''Kamal:''' Slingbacks! Definitely slingbacks. | ||
[[Media:so_dense.ogg|so_dense]] | |||
'''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Those are the ones with buckles right?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' There was no business emergency.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' There was no business emergency.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' I was just figuring that out.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I was just figuring that out.<br /> | ||
== | =="Big Dog" (Janissary)== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 8min 24sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 8min 24sec] | ||
[[Media:hey_bev.ogg|hey_bev]] | |||
'''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Hello... And welcome to Hot'n'Cold... Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | ||
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey Bev, you are looking great... Have you lost weight?<br /> | '''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey Bev, you are looking great... Have you lost weight?<br /> | ||
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'''Bev:''' Thank you!<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you!<br /> | ||
[[Media:such_pigs.ogg|such_pigs]] | |||
'''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Well you sure don't want to lose them to that slutty cash register do ya?<br /> | ||
'''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan: '''Mhm... men are such pigs.<br /> | '''Jan: '''Mhm... men are such pigs.<br /> | ||
[[Media:optical.ogg|optical]] | |||
'''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br /> | '''Paolo: '''Look, you're the girl that was at Sharfie's last week aren't you?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Never heard of it. Are we done?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Never heard of it. Are we done?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Ah, this'll be fun.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Ah, this'll be fun.<br /> | ||
[[Media:box_of_chocolates.ogg|box_of_chocolates]] | |||
'''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Pardon me, miss.<br /> | ||
'''Victim:''' Excuse me?<br /> | '''Victim:''' Excuse me?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Myself, I like a box of chocolates and a man who's not afraid to cry. You're not afraid to cry, are you? Gene?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Myself, I like a box of chocolates and a man who's not afraid to cry. You're not afraid to cry, are you? Gene?<br /> | ||
[[Media:mr_congeniality.ogg|mr_congeniality]] | |||
'''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br /> | '''Gene:''' Who the hell are you?<br /> | ||
'''Victim:''' Please, please call the police!<br /> | '''Victim:''' Please, please call the police!<br /> | ||
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'''Gene:''' Hm, I am at my best in the bonus round baby.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Hm, I am at my best in the bonus round baby.<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' Here's your consolation prize. (lets the woman go)<br /> | '''Gene:''' Here's your consolation prize. (lets the woman go)<br /> | ||
'''Victim: '''(whispers) Thank you, (sobbing) Oh god!<br /> | '''Victim: '''(whispers) Thank you, (sobbing) Oh god!<br />'''Jan:''' I know, I know, it's over now. Get on home. I'll finish up with Mr.Congeniality.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I know, I know, it's over now. Get on home. I'll finish up with Mr.Congeniality.<br /> | |||
[[Media:big_dog.ogg|big_dog]] | |||
'''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice.<br /> | '''Gene:''' That was real nice what you did for that lady. Not real smart, but nice.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I'm working on a merit badge.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I'm working on a merit badge.<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' (laughs) Okay sweetie. What's gonna happen here is gonna happen. So just relax. If it makes it any easier, it's nothing personal, okay?<br /> | '''Gene:''' (laughs) Okay sweetie. What's gonna happen here is gonna happen. So just relax.<br />If it makes it any easier, it's nothing personal, okay?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Nothing personal.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Nothing personal.<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' Just business.<br /> | '''Gene:''' Just business.<br /> | ||
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'''Gene:''' Your funeral. Okay, angel. Time for you to meet the big dog. (pulls a knife)<br /> | '''Gene:''' Your funeral. Okay, angel. Time for you to meet the big dog. (pulls a knife)<br /> | ||
[[Media:ballet.ogg|ballet]] | |||
'''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br /> | '''Jan:''' See, the problem with being a big dog, is there's always a bigger dog.<br /> | ||
(roughage, knife clatters on the pavement)<br /> | (roughage, knife clatters on the pavement)<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Come on Gene, skip the knife... go for the [[M6 Series|M6]] under your jacket. | '''Jan:''' Come on Gene, skip the knife... go for the [[M6 Series|M6]] under your jacket. | ||
[[Media:her_hair.ogg|her_hair]] | |||
'''Jan:''' Come on, baby... give it to me.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Come on, baby... give it to me.<br /> | ||
(beating)<br /> | (beating)<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I like to dance.<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br /> | '''Gene:''' Oh, you just bought yourself a bullet in the back, bitch!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the [[ | '''Jan:''' Oh, only the guy with the [[sniper rifle]] across the street has 2 broken arms...<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br /> | '''Gene:''' [[Pete]]?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br /> | '''Jan:''' And the girl with the ponytail, the one who was supposed to cover you from the roof?<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' [[Marty ( | '''Gene:''' [[Marty (ilovebees)|Marty]]? What the hell is thi... (Jan reveals a lock of hair) her hair? You cut off her hair?!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' It's just you, and me... lover. | '''Jan:''' It's just you, and me... lover. | ||
[[Media:posture_counts.ogg|posture_counts]] | |||
'''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Alright. Get up... Get. Up. Now, from the top. And remember, posture counts. There's the gun. Pick it up. Come on, big dog. Let's go again.<br /> | ||
'''Gene:''' This time you're--<br /> | '''Gene:''' This time you're--<br /> | ||
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(gunshot)<br /> | (gunshot)<br /> | ||
[[Media:wee_wee_wee.ogg|wee_wee_wee]] | |||
(scream of pain)<br /> | (scream of pain)<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (sigh) The trouble with where you're headed, Gene. Eh, mind if I call you Gene?<br /> | '''Jan:''' (sigh) The trouble with where you're headed, Gene. Eh, mind if I call you Gene?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' And no matter how bad you are, how tough, how fast, you know what's waiting for you, big dog? (breaking of bones?) (cries of pain) A bigger bitch.<br /> | '''Jan:''' And no matter how bad you are, how tough, how fast, you know what's waiting for you, big dog? (breaking of bones?) (cries of pain) A bigger bitch.<br /> | ||
[[Media:just_snacks.ogg|just_snacks]] | |||
'''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Hello! And welcome to hot in cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Bev! It's like you're here every time I come by. Isn't that crazy?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Bev! It's like you're here every time I come by. Isn't that crazy?<br /> | ||
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'''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | '''Bev:''' Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question. Enjoy your beverage.<br /> | ||
[[Media:apartment_squirrels.ogg|apartment_squirrels]] | |||
'''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br /> | '''Paolo:''' Hi there, I, uh, wanted to say thanks.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' For what?<br /> | '''Jan:''' For what?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Hm. You Think I should send a card and some flowers?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Hm. You Think I should send a card and some flowers?<br /> | ||
== | =="The Audit" (Jersey)== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 42sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 42sec] | ||
[[Media:your_first_mistake.ogg|your_first_mistake]] | |||
'''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br /> | '''[[George Shebura|George]]:''' Mr. Morelli. Hm. We will be making a record of this audit. My name is George Shebura. I'm an associate fiscal investigator. You have the right to have your accountant present.<br /> | ||
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Yeah, I do my own books.<br /> | '''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Yeah, I do my own books.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Your first mistake.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Your first mistake.<br /> | ||
[[Media:alaska.ogg|alaska]] | |||
'''George:''' Your record seems a little haphazard, Mr. Morelli... As, I must say, does your style of dress....<br /> | '''George:''' Your record seems a little haphazard, Mr. Morelli... As, I must say, does your style of dress....<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Huh?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Huh?<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' ...to Alaska.<br /> | '''Durga:''' ...to Alaska.<br /> | ||
[[Media:refreshingly_cool.ogg|refreshingly_cool]] | |||
'''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br /> | '''George:''' Hm. Your return seems better organized than I remember.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' A little house keeping. Just better records, and you know, a few more of them.<br /> | '''Durga:''' A little house keeping. Just better records, and you know, a few more of them.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' I know! But I don't think that's going to happen. Do you?<br /> | '''Durga:''' I know! But I don't think that's going to happen. Do you?<br /> | ||
[[Media:thermostat.ogg|thermostat]] | |||
'''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br /> | '''George:''' I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule your audit, Mr. Morelli. I can't be expected to work under these conditions.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' I'd hate to have to come back because of a problem with the thermostat.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' I'd hate to have to come back because of a problem with the thermostat.<br /> | ||
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'''George:''' Shebura here, I'm in the middle of an audit. | '''George:''' Shebura here, I'm in the middle of an audit. | ||
[[Media:clearly_a_glitch.ogg|clearly_a_glitch]] | |||
'''George:''' My wife? Well tell her I'll call her ba--... alright, alright.<br /> | '''George:''' My wife? Well tell her I'll call her ba--... alright, alright.<br /> | ||
(chatter beep off)<br /> | (chatter beep off)<br /> | ||
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'''Police:''' You are under arrest. | '''Police:''' You are under arrest. | ||
[[Media:big_gloves.ogg|big_gloves]] | |||
'''Police:''' Stand with your hands out of the way from your sides! You have the right to remain silent.<br /> | '''Police:''' Stand with your hands out of the way from your sides! You have the right to remain silent.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' What do you mean, counterfeiting?!<br /> | '''Officer:''' What do you mean, counterfeiting?!<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Oh, hey... sprinklers...!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Oh, hey... sprinklers...!<br /> | ||
[[Media:i_looked_it_up.ogg|i_looked_it_up]] | |||
'''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Shut it off. (Durga turns off the music)<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' So, I've got some interesting stuff on Jan.<br /> | '''Durga:''' So, I've got some interesting stuff on Jan.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' I don't care! I don't want anything like that happening ever again. Do you understand?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' I don't care! I don't want anything like that happening ever again. Do you understand?<br /> | ||
[[Media:cheerleaders.ogg|cheerleaders]] | |||
'''Durga:''' ''Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him; I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.''<br /> | '''Durga:''' ''Jersey, I am not a child. I am not a toy. And I am not your thing. I was very restrained with George. I didn't cook him; I didn't send him to jail. But people who mess with us - they're going to get stoned.''<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Us?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Us?<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Okay. So, do we have cheerleaders?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Okay. So, do we have cheerleaders?<br /> | ||
== | =="The Recruitment" (Rani)== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 21sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 8min 21sec] | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/commissary_shoes.wav commissary_shoes] | |||
(Rani is being followed)<br /> | (Rani is being followed)<br /> | ||
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Hello? Hello?? Who's there?<br /> | '''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Hello? Hello?? Who's there?<br /> | ||
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'''College boy:''' Instead of worrying about my haircut, you should be worrying about your throat.<br /> | '''College boy:''' Instead of worrying about my haircut, you should be worrying about your throat.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/formal_wear.wav formal_wear] | |||
'''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Are you a cop?<br /> | ||
'''College boy:''' I kill cops.<br /> | '''College boy:''' I kill cops.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' (clenching a giggle) I'm sorry, it's just something I do when faced with the ridiculous.<br /> | '''Rani:''' (clenching a giggle) I'm sorry, it's just something I do when faced with the ridiculous.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/my_landlady.wav my_landlady] | |||
'''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br /> | '''College boy: '''It's a test for new recruits, and you did great.<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''Great?! Geez, you don't even look like a [[Boston]] thug. You look like something out of central casting.<br /> | '''Rani: '''Great?! Geez, you don't even look like a [[Boston]] thug. You look like something out of central casting.<br /> | ||
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'''College boy:''' Think about your country, take the job.<br /> | '''College boy:''' Think about your country, take the job.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' (laughs) For what? I get two years of spy school, and then I get to hang out in alleys, scaring civilians?<br /> | '''Rani:''' (laughs) For what? I get two years of spy school, and then I get to hang out in alleys, scaring civilians?<br /> | ||
'''College boy:''' Jeezus. Look, could I... could I walk home with you? You could at least show me what people wear in | '''College boy:''' Jeezus. Look, could I... could I walk home with you? You could at least show me what people wear in the neighborhood.<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''No! I'd die of embarrassment. (walks away) Morons.<br /> | '''Rani: '''No! I'd die of embarrassment. (walks away) Morons.<br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/domestic_bliss.wav domestic_bliss] | ||
(mumbling in an apartment)<br /> | (mumbling in an apartment)<br /> | ||
(chatter beep - Kentucky over the comm)<br /> | (chatter beep - Kentucky over the comm)<br /> | ||
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'''Rani: '''The sweet sounds of corner boy, and his refugee bride finding domestic bliss.<br /> | '''Rani: '''The sweet sounds of corner boy, and his refugee bride finding domestic bliss.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' Oh...<br /> | '''Sarah:''' Oh...<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' They always fight when it gets hot, and it's hot in Boston. How's it in [[ | '''Rani:''' They always fight when it gets hot, and it's hot in Boston. How's it in [[Commonwealth of Kentucky|Kentucky]]?<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' Oh it's hot, but it's a lot quieter. Rani, you've got to move.<br /> | '''Sarah:''' Oh it's hot, but it's a lot quieter. Rani, you've got to move.<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''I would if I could afford to. I had the weirdest couple of days. My country wants me to be a spy.<br /> | '''Rani: '''I would if I could afford to. I had the weirdest couple of days. My country wants me to be a spy.<br /> | ||
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'''Sarah: '''Oh yeah, the one you thought was a spook.<br /> | '''Sarah: '''Oh yeah, the one you thought was a spook.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_secret_life.wav a_secret_life] | |||
'''Rani: '''He wears a service ring, he only started teaching about 10 years ago which means he could have done 20 and out. And one day, a couple of kids were talking about buying a car - every model they mentioned, he knew how long it would float.<br /> | '''Rani: '''He wears a service ring, he only started teaching about 10 years ago which means he could have done 20 and out. And one day, a couple of kids were talking about buying a car - every model they mentioned, he knew how long it would float.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' How long it would float?<br /> | '''Sarah:''' How long it would float?<br /> | ||
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'''Sarah:''' Oh I hate you! You should be a spy!<br /> | '''Sarah:''' Oh I hate you! You should be a spy!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/flower_delivery.wav flower_delivery] | |||
'''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br /> | '''Rani:''' So the guy with the spikey hair says: "Can I walk you home? And see what real people wear?"<br /> | ||
(laughs)<br /> | (laughs)<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' What idiots! And this is like 2 days after Professor Avi said I should send my resume to Virginia.<br /> | '''Rani:''' What idiots! And this is like 2 days after Professor Avi said I should send my resume to Virginia.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' I can't believe you Rani, I'd have been | '''Sarah:''' I can't believe you Rani, I'd have been to scared to notice anything.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' No, this guy you'd have noticed.<br /> | '''Rani:''' No, this guy you'd have noticed.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' Hey, it sounds like your neighbors have stopped fighting.<br /> | '''Sarah:''' Hey, it sounds like your neighbors have stopped fighting.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Anyway, I don't have to take the spy job, thank God. I got something better.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Anyway, I don't have to take the spy job, thank God. I got something better.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah: '''Oh my god, Rani, that's great!<br /> | '''Sarah: '''Oh my god, Rani, that's great!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Eh, not so great. It's this kid, he's starting a business. He has a | '''Rani:''' Eh, not so great. It's this kid, he's starting a business. He has a printer fabricator.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/desktop_model.wav desktop_model] | |||
'''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br /> | '''Rani:''' This is where you work?<br /> | ||
'''[[Trevor]]:''' A lot of people work where they live.<br /> | '''[[Trevor]]:''' A lot of people work where they live.<br /> | ||
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'''Trevor:''' Ah, it's a disposable [[Chatter|chatter]] that looks like a plastic kitten.<br /> | '''Trevor:''' Ah, it's a disposable [[Chatter|chatter]] that looks like a plastic kitten.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/so_mean.wav so_mean] | |||
'''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Like a chatter you get in quickie store?<br /> | ||
'''Trevor:''' Right, see I can fabricate them and sell them to the | '''Trevor:''' Right, see I can fabricate them and sell them to the refues.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' The what?<br /> | '''Rani:''' The what?<br /> | ||
'''Trevor:''' Refues. Refugees. They can't afford a real service.<br /> | '''Trevor:''' Refues. Refugees. They can't afford a real service.<br /> | ||
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'''Trevor:''' You're a genius! Let's try it.<br /> | '''Trevor:''' You're a genius! Let's try it.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/guess_not.wav guess_not] | |||
'''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Trevor? What do you suppose it's doing?<br /> | ||
'''Trevor:''' I don't know... I think maybe it's just slow.<br /> | '''Trevor:''' I don't know... I think maybe it's just slow.<br /> | ||
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'''Trevor:''' Friday's good. | '''Trevor:''' Friday's good. | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/relocate.wav relocate] | |||
'''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br /> | '''Trevor: '''Look at that. Don't they look great?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Well, they are cute.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Well, they are cute.<br /> | ||
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'''Trevor:''' Shaped like kittens! Girls will love them!<br /> | '''Trevor:''' Shaped like kittens! Girls will love them!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' I need a job, you need to relocate back to reality.<br /> | '''Rani:''' I need a job, you need to relocate back to reality.<br /> | ||
'''Trevor:''' We'll get another print-fab and make them for what, | '''Trevor:''' We'll get another print-fab and make them for what, 7% of what a cheap chatter costs in a convenience store? We'll clear a good chunk of change. Your 15% will--<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' --My 15 percent? In addition to my salary?<br /> | '''Rani:''' --My 15 percent? In addition to my salary?<br /> | ||
'''Trevor:''' Well, not exactly. I mean, all my capital is tied up in the chatters. But this is better - 15% of what we net. I mean, 25%. 25%, Rani. You can be a partner. Forget working for me, 50%. Rani... Rani, Rani, don't shake your head. Besides, I can't afford to pay you. Not until we sell some kittens.<br /> | '''Trevor:''' Well, not exactly. I mean, all my capital is tied up in the chatters. But this is better - 15% of what we net. I mean, 25%. 25%, Rani. You can be a partner. Forget working for me, 50%. Rani... Rani, Rani, don't shake your head. Besides, I can't afford to pay you. Not until we sell some kittens.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/cow_even.wav cow_even] | |||
'''Rani: '''So, I took 14 disposable chatters as payment, and scrammed.<br /> | '''Rani: '''So, I took 14 disposable chatters as payment, and scrammed.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' (over the chatter) What are you gonna do with 14 chatters?<br /> | '''Sarah:''' (over the chatter) What are you gonna do with 14 chatters?<br /> | ||
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'''Customer: '''Yeah, okay. I'll take two.<br /> | '''Customer: '''Yeah, okay. I'll take two.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/knockout_gas.wav knockout_gas] | |||
'''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Thanks. I'm back. I'm selling them at a flea market.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' Oh... (pitiful)<br /> | '''Sarah:''' Oh... (pitiful)<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Oh, give your mom a hug for me.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Oh, give your mom a hug for me.<br /> | ||
== | =="Enigma" (Herzog)== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 13sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week4_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 13sec] | ||
the_labyrinth | |||
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'''[[Herzog]]:''' Were you ever on [[Reach]]?<br /> | '''[[Herzog]]:''' Were you ever on [[Reach]]?<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' What? Oh, no, boy. I'm sending you to the labyrinth. ONI's workshop is on Reach, where ONI elves build their toy soldiers.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' What? Oh, no, boy. I'm sending you to the labyrinth. ONI's workshop is on Reach, where ONI elves build their toy soldiers.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Sir?<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Sir?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' The place where children are the toys. That's where the Spartan 2.0s are from. All [[Catherine Halsey|Dr. Halsey's]] pretty ones.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' The place where children are the toys. That's where the Spartan 2.0s are from. All [[Catherine Elizabeth Halsey|Dr. Halsey's]] pretty ones.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh. I see, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh. I see, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Where, if you see anything you must not contact me. Of course. Since for the 6 months of your rotation there you will not be working for me. Of course. And would never let your loyalties to us, to human decency, to the protection of standards interfere with your work.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Where, if you see anything you must not contact me. Of course. Since for the 6 months of your rotation there you will not be working for me. Of course. And would never let your loyalties to us, to human decency, to the protection of standards interfere with your work.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh... Yes sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh... Yes sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Well look at it this way. It's probably the safest place in human inhabited space.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Well look at it this way. It's probably the safest place in human inhabited space. How's your history?<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/english_longbow.wav English_longbow] | |||
'''Lieutenant:''' Well, fair, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Well, fair, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' How are you on [[World War II]]?<br /> | '''Herzog:''' How are you on [[World War II]]?<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Crécy - English | '''Lieutenant:''' Crécy - English Longbow against Futile French Cavalry. Bloodbath, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Very good. Except... that was the Hundred | '''Herzog:''' Very good. Except... that was the Hundred years war, World War II was 500 years later.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' I always get them mixed up. Thirty Years | '''Lieutenant:''' I always get them mixed up. Thirty Years War, and Hundred Years War --<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' --The Germans were winning. They used an elaborate encryption scheme, the British cracked it, and then they had a problem.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' --The Germans were winning. They used an elaborate encryption scheme, the British cracked it, and then they had a problem.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' ...''After'' they cracked the code...<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' ...''After'' they cracked the code...<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' Now what would you do if someone had cracked your code?<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Now what would you do if someone had cracked your code?<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/calculus.wav calculus] | |||
'''Lieutenant:''' I'd make a new one.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' I'd make a new one.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Full marks!<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Full marks!<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Yes sir! Oh... oh my god... you mean [[Troy]] and Harmony are--<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br /> | '''Herzog/COM:''' --(cranky) I don't know. I'm stuck in a dusty old office and no one tells me anything!<br /> | ||
[[Category:I Love Bees]] | [[Category:I Love Bees]] | ||
