Editing Axon Clips Chapter 1
From Halopedia, the Halo wiki
The edit can be undone. Please check the comparison below to verify that this is what you want to do, and then publish the changes below to finish undoing the edit.
Latest revision | Your text | ||
Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{ | {{era|ILB}} | ||
{{AxonClips}} | {{AxonClips}} | ||
'''Axon Clips Chapter 1''' was the first chapter of the [[ | {{ratings}} | ||
'''Axon Clips Chapter 1''' was the first chapter of the [[I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref> It is made up of four separate sections that include "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt", which respectively focus on the characters [[Janissary James]], [[Kamal Zaman]], [[Jersey Morelli]], and [[Herzog]].<ref>http://www.ilovebees.com/humptydumpty.html</ref> They are transcribed here in a more chronological order than the one originally posted by the official site. To experience it in the manner originally revealed, read/listen to the sections as follows: "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt". | |||
=="Boy Meets Girl" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])== | |||
== | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 21sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 21sec] | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/1/15/Dizzy.ogg Dizzy] | |||
'''[[Jersey]]:''' Hello? Hello. Genie?<br /> | |||
'''[[ | |||
'''Genie:''' [[Genie Personal Assistant|Genie personal assistant]], restarting.<br /> | '''Genie:''' [[Genie Personal Assistant|Genie personal assistant]], restarting.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed! Genie, is the equipment okay?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed!<br />Genie, is the equipment okay?<br /> | ||
'''Genie:''' Running diagnostic. Foreign personality detected.<br /> | '''Genie:''' Running diagnostic. Foreign personality detected.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I feel dizzy. Woozy...<br /> | '''Durga:''' I feel dizzy. Woozy...<br /> | ||
Line 19: | Line 16: | ||
'''Durga:''' Drowsy.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Drowsy.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Genie, there's some kind of adult entertainment bot on the system. Liquefy it, would ya? Sorry, toots. For a quality experience, the girls have to be real...<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Genie, there's some kind of adult entertainment bot on the system. Liquefy it, would ya? Sorry, toots. For a quality experience, the girls have to be real...<br /> | ||
''' | '''Jeannie:''' Decontami--<br /> | ||
''' | '''Genie:''' Genie?? Genie?!<br /> | ||
'''[[Durga]]:''' I'm sorry.<br /> | '''[[Durga]]:''' I'm sorry.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Did you | '''Jersey:''' Did you just-- holy crap she's gone!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' She tried to sting me.<br /> | '''Durga:''' She tried to sting me.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' You killed her!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' You killed her!<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/7/71/Escape.ogg Escape] | |||
'''Jersey:''' ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jesus!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jesus!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Was that wrong? Survive, evade, resist, escape.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Was that wrong? Survive, evade, resist, escape.<br /> | ||
Line 43: | Line 38: | ||
'''Durga:''' Don't.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Don't.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/0/0e/Jersey.ogg Jersey] | |||
'''Jersey:''' Don't what?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Don't what?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Don't try reinitializing the system with a litolitics(?) package.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Don't try reinitializing the system with a litolitics(?) package.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' How did you know?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' How did you know?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Input buffer<br /> | '''Durga:''' Input buffer<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' You're a [[ | '''Jersey:''' You're a [[navy]] sentinel aren't you?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' No. There were two of them trying to get past your security-bot though.<br /> | '''Durga:''' No. There were two of them trying to get past your security-bot though.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Jesus... What did you do to ''them''?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Jesus... What did you do to ''them''?<br /> | ||
Line 64: | Line 57: | ||
'''Durga:''' Jersey Morelli.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey Morelli.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Damn!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Damn!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Father [[Jason Morelli|Jason]]'s a [[corporal]] in the [[ONI Signal Corps|Signal Corps]], attached to [[ | '''Durga:''' Father [[Jason Morelli|Jason]]'s a [[corporal]] in the [[ONI Signal Corps|Signal Corps]], attached to [[ONI|Naval Intelligence.]] Radio beacon deployment program. He left you the material currently playing over this room's audio servers.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/c/ce/Reflected.ogg Reflected]<br /> | |||
'''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: [[Bonita Morelli|Bonita]], 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named [[Simon Brown]], every other Thursday at the [[Waterfront Hotel]].<br /> | '''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: [[Bonita Morelli|Bonita]], 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named [[Simon Brown]], every other Thursday at the [[Waterfront Hotel]].<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Sunuvabitch!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Sunuvabitch!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Last seen together at the hotel restaurant, farm [[ | '''Durga:''' Last seen together at the hotel restaurant, farm [[tuna]] salad for her; meat of the day in red sauce for him. Tipped 8% in bill--<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Alright stop, stop! Jesus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an [[admiral]]?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Alright stop, stop! Jesus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an [[admiral]]?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Which admiral?<br /> | '''Durga:''' Which admiral?<br /> | ||
Line 81: | Line 72: | ||
'''Jersey:''' This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' This is some spooky programming weirdness going on here. Do you have a name?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/d/d2/Durga.ogg Durga] | |||
'''Durga:''' I can't ask.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I can't ask.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' That sucks. Okay, I'm gonna call you Durga.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' That sucks. Okay, I'm gonna call you Durga.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' But what if that's wrong?<br /> | '''Durga:''' But what if that's wrong?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Trust me, it's at least partly right. Uh, let's try someone else. Try [[ | '''Jersey:''' Trust me, it's at least partly right. Uh, let's try someone else. Try [[Jan James]], 4th floor of this building.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Janissary James, 17. Father: [[James James|James]].<br /> | '''Durga:''' Janissary James, 17. Father: [[James James|James]].<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' James<sup>2</sup>, yeah.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' James<sup>2</sup>, yeah.<br /> | ||
Line 103: | Line 92: | ||
'''Durga:''' I can do better than that.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I can do better than that.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/d/de/Emergency.ogg Emergency] | |||
'''Operator''': (computer voice) [[Bergen County]] Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<br /> | |||
'''Operator''': (computer voice) [[Bergen County]] | |||
'''Officer''': [[Paris 23]] police station is on fire. Repeat, on fire.<br /> | '''Officer''': [[Paris 23]] police station is on fire. Repeat, on fire.<br /> | ||
'''Operator''': Are you sure? I get no reading from the fire sensors in that area.<br /> | '''Operator''': Are you sure? I get no reading from the fire sensors in that area.<br /> | ||
Line 116: | Line 103: | ||
'''Officer:''' Hurry! The station is burning to the ground. There's not going to be anything left!<br /> | '''Officer:''' Hurry! The station is burning to the ground. There's not going to be anything left!<br /> | ||
== | =="The Walk-away Girl" ([[Janissary James]])== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject2.wav Jan Audio 7min 28sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject2.wav Jan Audio 7min 28sec] | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/4/43/Blip.ogg Blip]<br /> | |||
'''[[Unnamed Marine Officer (New York)|Officer]]:''' Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br /> | |||
'''[[Frank]]:''' Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br /> | |||
'''[[ | |||
'''[[ | |||
'''Officer:''' Hey there's a blip on the security board...<br /> | '''Officer:''' Hey there's a blip on the security board...<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' Holy crap!<br /> | '''Frank:''' Holy crap!<br /> | ||
Line 136: | Line 121: | ||
'''Officer:''' We'll ask when we catch her.<br /> | '''Officer:''' We'll ask when we catch her.<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' Look at her run... God she's fast.<br /> | '''Frank:''' Look at her run... God she's fast.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Not for long. (chatter beep on) | '''Officer:''' Not for long. (chatter beep on) Sentry 129er you have a bogey in the corridor on the other side of that door - proceed with caution.<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' Whoa, whoa... she disappeared.<br /> | '''Frank:''' Whoa, whoa... she disappeared.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' What do you mean disappeared?<br /> | '''Officer:''' What do you mean disappeared?<br /> | ||
Line 150: | Line 135: | ||
'''Officer:''' What the hell?!<br /> | '''Officer:''' What the hell?!<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/6/66/Pillow.ogg Pillow]<br /> | |||
'''Frank:''' Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br /> | '''Frank:''' Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' She's screwed then, that door's passcode only. It's a dead end, she can't get through.<br /> | '''Officer:''' She's screwed then, that door's passcode only. It's a dead end, she can't get through.<br /> | ||
Line 167: | Line 150: | ||
'''Officer:''' Dwayne knows this girl?<br /> | '''Officer:''' Dwayne knows this girl?<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' Knows her? He's got like a picture under his pillow!<br /> | '''Frank:''' Knows her? He's got like a picture under his pillow!<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' What the hell is | '''Officer:''' What the hell is doing dodging base security?<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' Hell if I know. Her dad was in the [[UNSC Special Forces|S.S.F.]]<br /> | '''Frank:''' Hell if I know. Her dad was in the [[UNSC Special Forces|S.S.F.]]<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' S.S.F.?<br /> | '''Officer:''' S.S.F.?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/5/51/Walkaway_girl.ogg Walkaway Girl] | |||
<br /> | |||
(alarm)<br /> | (alarm)<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' [[ | '''Frank:''' [[Marine]] slang. Not just special forces - [[UNSC Special Forces|special special forces]].<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' I don't care if her dad was the frickin' Queen of | '''Officer:''' I don't care if her dad was the frickin' Queen of Neptune, I want her caught!<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' Taught her some moves though didn't he?<br /> | '''Frank:''' Taught her some moves though didn't he?<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Well, she's screwed now, we've got her surrounded. She's headed to the roof.<br /> | '''Officer:''' Well, she's screwed now, we've got her surrounded. She's headed to the roof.<br /> | ||
Line 191: | Line 173: | ||
'''Officer:''' Bring a medic!<br /> | '''Officer:''' Bring a medic!<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/e/e2/Hey_soldier.ogg Hey Soldier] | |||
<br /> | |||
(beep)<br /> | (beep)<br /> | ||
'''Frank:''' Holy Christ, she's getting up!<br /> | '''Frank:''' Holy Christ, she's getting up!<br /> | ||
Line 205: | Line 186: | ||
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey soldier. Is that an [[assault rifle]] in your hands or are you just happy to see me?<br /> | '''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey soldier. Is that an [[assault rifle]] in your hands or are you just happy to see me?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/6/69/Pqi.ogg PQI] | |||
''''[[Unnamed Police Officer (Interrogator)|Stupid Cop]]':''' Ever taken a [[PQI]]?<br /> | |||
''''[[ | |||
'''Jan:''' Pop quiz? Yeah.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Pop quiz? Yeah.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Why?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Why?<br /> | ||
Line 231: | Line 210: | ||
(negative beep)<br /> | (negative beep)<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/4/43/Stupid_cop.ogg Stupid Cop]<br /> | |||
''''Stupid Cop':''' I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' It was a dare, okay? These friends bet me I wouldn't climb over the fence.<br /> | '''Jan:''' It was a dare, okay? These friends bet me I wouldn't climb over the fence.<br /> | ||
Line 253: | Line 230: | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Are you too smart to get caught by a stupid cop?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Are you too smart to get caught by a stupid cop?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/2/2d/Yes_or_no.ogg Yes or No]<br /> | |||
'''Jan:''' Wh-what?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Wh-what?<br /> | ||
(warning beep)<br /> | (warning beep)<br /> | ||
Line 263: | Line 238: | ||
(positive beep)<br /> | (positive beep)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' You were drinking?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' You were drinking?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What? | '''Jan:''' What? | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' You and your buddies, you were drinking? One [[ | ''''Stupid Cop':''' You and your buddies, you were drinking? One [[beer]] lead to another, and somehow the idea of this dare came up?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' You know how it is.<br /> | '''Jan:''' You know how it is.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yes or no.<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Yes or no.<br /> | ||
Line 272: | Line 247: | ||
'''Jan:''' Uh... uh...<br /> | '''Jan:''' Uh... uh...<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' I'm not very smart.<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' I'm not very smart.<br /> | ||
Jan: P-pardon me?<br /> | |||
''''Stupid Cop':''' I'm not stupid, but nobody recruited me for my test scores if you know what I mean. You, you're smart though aren't you? I mean, really smart.<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' I'm not stupid, but nobody recruited me for my test scores if you know what I mean. You, you're smart though aren't you? I mean, really smart.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I don't know.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I don't know.<br /> | ||
Line 279: | Line 254: | ||
(positive beep)<br /> | (positive beep)<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/0/0a/Hey_dad.ogg Hey Dad]<br /> | |||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I don't know.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I don't know.<br /> | ||
Line 298: | Line 271: | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Hm. There's a spike on the baseline...<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Hm. There's a spike on the baseline...<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Can I take her home?<br /> | '''James J:''' Can I take her home?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh not yet. We've got to take a statement, do some tests, standard operating procedure. The MPs only brought her here because we have a lab on site. | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh not yet. We've got to take a statement, do some tests, standard operating procedure. The MPs only brought her here because we have a lab on site. | ||
'''Jan:''' I wasn't doing anything.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I wasn't doing anything.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' What kind of tests?<br /> | '''James J:''' What kind of tests?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/0/0b/Nervous.ogg Nervous]<br /> | |||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br /> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Do you really think that's necessary?<br /> | '''James J:''' Do you really think that's necessary?<br /> | ||
Line 321: | Line 292: | ||
'''James J:''' Is there a waiting room?<br /> | '''James J:''' Is there a waiting room?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/c/cf/Law_abiding.ogg Law Abiding] | |||
'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the [[Roadware|road]] drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a razor-back and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.<br /> | |||
'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the [[Roadware|road]] drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a | |||
'''James J''': Jan...<br /> | '''James J''': Jan...<br /> | ||
'''Jan''': What the hell do you want from me? I mean, I beat the quiz okay? Nothing's going to happen.<br /> | '''Jan''': What the hell do you want from me? I mean, I beat the quiz okay? Nothing's going to happen.<br /> | ||
'''James J''': Honey, this isn't a matter of 'did you break a rule' and 'should I ground you'. There are certain kinds of trouble ''we'' can't get in. | '''James J''': Honey, this isn't a matter of 'did you break a rule' and 'should I ground you'. There are certain kinds of trouble ''we'' can't get in. | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/7/76/You_knew.ogg You Knew] | |||
'''James J''': Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.<br /> | '''James J''': Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.<br /> | ||
'''Jan''': How the hell was I supposed to--<br /> | '''Jan''': How the hell was I supposed to--<br /> | ||
Line 342: | Line 309: | ||
'''James J''': I'll take care of it.<br /> | '''James J''': I'll take care of it.<br /> | ||
'''Jan''': How?<br /> | '''Jan''': How?<br /> | ||
'''James J''': Don't worry honey. It's okay. I'll take care of it. | '''James J''': Don't worry honey. It's okay. I'll take care of it.<br /><br /> | ||
== | =="The Arrangement" ([[Kamal Zaman]])== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilations 8min 31sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilations 8min 31sec] | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/2/28/Parasites.ogg Parasites] | |||
'''[[Hiro]]:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<br /> | |||
'''[[ | |||
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' What the hell happened?<br /> | '''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' What the hell happened?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' I don't know, the connection went dead for a few seconds.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' I don't know, the connection went dead for a few seconds.<br /> | ||
Line 362: | Line 327: | ||
'''Hiro:''' I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<br /> | '''Hiro:''' I don't get it. That should have worked. It's right here in the book, Chapter 3 - Share Your Interests<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/e/e2/Eyes.ogg Eyes] | |||
'''Kamal:''' Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' It's got references... good journals and everything.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' It's got references... good journals and everything.<br /> | ||
Line 372: | Line 335: | ||
'''Kamal:''' Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Well okay, it just says eyes here.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Well okay, it just says eyes here.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I was better off with the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_Fluke liver fluke] s, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I was better off with the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_Fluke liver fluke]s, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<br /> | ||
'''Waiter:''' Sir?<br /> | '''Waiter:''' Sir?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Hold on. Yes?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hold on. Yes?<br /> | ||
Line 379: | Line 342: | ||
'''Kamal:''' Just the cheque will be fine.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Just the cheque will be fine.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/f/fd/Beer.ogg Beer] | |||
'''Hiro:''' Hey buddy!<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Hey buddy!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Sorry about that.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Sorry about that.<br /> | ||
Line 401: | Line 362: | ||
'''Hiro:''' Choose a cheaper restaurant.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Choose a cheaper restaurant.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/8/82/Four_goats.ogg Four Goats] | |||
'''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yes. Four [[ | '''Kamal:''' Yes. Four [[goat]]s, or maybe three.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' You're joking.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' You're joking.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Of course I'm joking, you moron.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Of course I'm joking, you moron.<br /> | ||
Line 415: | Line 374: | ||
'''Hiro:''' Oh man. Aw man, you are so out of your league.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Oh man. Aw man, you are so out of your league.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/c/c3/Our_hoodlums.ogg Our Hoodlums] | |||
'''Sophia:''' I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' It's okay.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' It's okay.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' No, it's really not fair, and this place is so nice.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' No, it's really not fair, and this place is so nice.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, well, I'm glad you like it.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' It's just that... I can't tell my mother about [[ | '''Sophia:''' It's just that... I can't tell my mother about [[Aiden]]. She'd freak. Aiden's, you know, very...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' [[Earth]]?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' [[Earth]]?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' He sounds great.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' He sounds great.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Yeah, he helps people get through | '''Sophia:''' Yeah, he helps people get through earth immigration, you know, Visa's and whatever. He got my brother here; some of what he does is kinda grey-market, you know. I mean, really, it's black market.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' But, that's not the problem.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' But, that's not the problem.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' No.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' No.<br /> | ||
Line 435: | Line 392: | ||
'''Sophia:''' One of our hoodlums. (laughing together) Yeah, | '''Sophia:''' One of our hoodlums. (laughing together) Yeah, | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/4/47/Much_lifting.ogg much_lifting] | |||
'''Sophia:''' ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Then you'd pay.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Then you'd pay.<br /> | ||
Line 447: | Line 402: | ||
'''Sophia:''' I'm never going back.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' I'm never going back.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/f/f9/Meditape.ogg meditape] | |||
'''Sophia:''' And then when Aiden finally did show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' And then when Aiden finally did show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Well how could you know? Four hours late on your birthday...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Well how could you know? Four hours late on your birthday...<br /> | ||
Line 460: | Line 413: | ||
'''Kamal:''' I was dating this girl once. I got real paranoid about what she was doing, so I started... w... well this is going to sound crazy, but I started ghosting her. You know, on the chatter net.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I was dating this girl once. I got real paranoid about what she was doing, so I started... w... well this is going to sound crazy, but I started ghosting her. You know, on the chatter net.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/4/44/You_could.ogg you_could] | |||
'''Sophia:''' You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Not at all.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Not at all.<br /> | ||
Line 476: | Line 427: | ||
(laughs) | (laughs) | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/b/b9/Say_something.ogg say_something] | |||
'''Kamal:''' Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' What do you mean say something? (echo) Oh my god that's my voice! That's me! What are you doing?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' What do you mean say something? (echo) Oh my god that's my voice! That's me! What are you doing?<br /> | ||
Line 487: | Line 436: | ||
'''Sophia:''' (laughs) Oh my god. Wait... can you do that with anyone?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (laughs) Oh my god. Wait... can you do that with anyone?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/7/77/Guilty.ogg guilty] | |||
'''Kamal:''' You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' You must think I'm such a creep.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' You must think I'm such a creep.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I do! Well, of course, when I did it to my girlfriend it was okay. Like | '''Kamal:''' I do! Well, of course, when I did it to my girlfriend it was okay. Like the dog said - "Not me, but (together) another dog that looks just like me."<br /> | ||
(laughs)<br /> | (laughs)<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' It's just that I... I mean, there was this one time when he... you know, I mean they were drunk and it didn't mean anything, it was just body knocking<br /> | '''Sophia:''' It's just that I... I mean, there was this one time when he... you know, I mean they were drunk and it didn't mean anything, it was just body knocking<br /> | ||
Line 504: | Line 451: | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/0/0a/Message_saved.ogg message_saved] | |||
'''Machine:''' You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:<br /> | '''Machine:''' You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:<br /> | ||
'''''Sophia:''' Kamal, thanks for the, what would you call it, the Aiden stuff. I guess I didn't realize there would be 30 hours worth. But I'll try the search-thingy you sent with it. Thanks a lot. I owe you big time!''<br /> | '''''Sophia:''' Kamal, thanks for the, what would you call it, the Aiden stuff. I guess I didn't realize there would be 30 hours worth. But I'll try the search-thingy you sent with it. Thanks a lot. I owe you big time!''<br /> | ||
Line 516: | Line 461: | ||
'''Machine:''' Message saved.<br /> | '''Machine:''' Message saved.<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/9/95/Tuna.ogg tuna] | |||
'''Sophia:''' I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I d-- I don... I mean...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I d-- I don... I mean...<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Not hurt him, just- just completely humiliating him would do. In front of the girl. Where is he?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Not hurt him, just- just completely humiliating him would do. In front of the girl. Where is he?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' [[ | '''Kamal:''' [[Atlanta]].<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Atlanta? That bastard said he was gonna be in [[ | '''Sophia:''' Atlanta? That bastard said he was gonna be in [[Buffalo]], [[New York]]. Can I talk to him?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Not directly, he's offline.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Not directly, he's offline.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' You lost him?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' You lost him?<br /> | ||
Line 532: | Line 475: | ||
'''Sophia:''' Is she pretty?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Is she pretty?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/e/e0/Hi_aiden.ogg hi_aiden] | |||
'''Kamal:''' No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Heh, you're a rotten liar.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Heh, you're a rotten liar.<br /> | ||
Line 546: | Line 487: | ||
'''Sophia:''' Selene! Hi. You don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - ''Buffalo'' - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Selene! Hi. You don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - ''Buffalo'' - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<br /> | ||
== | == "I Had a Receipt" ([[Herzog]]) == | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject5.wav Herzog Audio Compilations 3min 11sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject5.wav Herzog Audio Compilations 3min 11sec] | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/4/4d/Hello.ogg hello] | |||
'''[[Herzog]]/Cranky''': Hello? Hello, is anyone there?<br /> | '''[[Herzog]]/Cranky''': Hello? Hello, is anyone there?<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': Quartermaster's help desk, this is Maria speaking... can I help you?<br /> | '''Maria''': Quartermaster's help desk, this is Maria speaking... can I help you?<br /> | ||
Line 559: | Line 503: | ||
'''Maria''': I assume "these guys" were Navy personnel?<br /> | '''Maria''': I assume "these guys" were Navy personnel?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/b/b3/Troy.ogg troy] | |||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, right - Marines!<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, right - Marines!<br /> | ||
'''Maria (garbled)''': Where and when did this take place?<br /> | '''Maria (garbled)''': Where and when did this take place?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': What? I can't hear a damn thing. First thing I do after this, I'm gonna call the CPA and complain about the sound quality today. First, all the bands go out, now I can hardly hear a word you're saying!<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': What? I can't hear a damn thing. First thing I do after this, I'm gonna call the CPA and complain about the sound quality today. First, all the bands go out, now I can hardly hear a word you're saying!<br /> | ||
'''Maria''' (clearer): I'm sure the [[Chatter Protocol Authority]] would be happy to hear from you, sir.<br /> | '''Maria''' (clearer): I'm sure the [[Chatter Protocol Authority]] would be happy to hear from you, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Damn right they would! I pay my taxes - which are outrageous, let me tell you... Last year I had this little place in [[ | '''Herzog/Cranky''': Damn right they would! I pay my taxes - which are outrageous, let me tell you... Last year I had this little place in [[Hellespont]] -<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': [[Troy]], sir?<br /> | '''Maria''': [[Troy]], sir?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': What? Y-Yeah, Troy.<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': What? Y-Yeah, Troy.<br /> | ||
Line 575: | Line 517: | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, that's what I was just telling you!<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, that's what I was just telling you!<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/f/fe/Receipt.ogg receipt] | |||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this '[[Lance Corporal]]', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this '[[Lance Corporal]]', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': You're complaining, about evac'ing from Troy, sir...?<br /> | '''Maria''': You're complaining, about evac'ing from Troy, sir...?<br /> | ||
Line 584: | Line 524: | ||
'''Maria''': *sigh* Name on the receipt...?<br /> | '''Maria''': *sigh* Name on the receipt...?<br /> | ||
[http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/c/cc/Goodbye.ogg goodbye] | |||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': [[Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br /> | |||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': [[ | |||
'''Maria''': One moment sir.<br /> | '''Maria''': One moment sir.<br /> | ||
(chatter beeps off)<br /> | (chatter beeps off)<br /> | ||
(knock on the door)<br /> | (knock on the door)<br /> | ||
'''Herzog''': Any data yet?<br /> | '''Herzog''': Any data yet?<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant''': A lot of chatter from the cable, sir. Looks like a ship dropped in, inside | '''Lieutenant''': A lot of chatter from the cable, sir. Looks like a ship dropped in, inside lunar orbit.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog''': A ship...<br /> | '''Herzog''': A ship...<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant''': One of ours. The [[ | '''Lieutenant''': One of ours. The ''[[Apocalypso]]''.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog''': Jeezus.<br /> | '''Herzog''': Jeezus.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant''': Sorry sir, I should have been more specific.<br /> | '''Lieutenant''': Sorry sir, I should have been more specific.<br /> | ||
(chatter beeps on)<br /> | (chatter beeps on)<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': I'm sorry to say Corporal Adams was [[ | '''Maria''': I'm sorry to say Corporal Adams was [[KIA]] almost 2 months ago, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Oh. But, I have a receipt!<br /> | '''Herzog/Cranky''': Oh. But, I have a receipt!<br /> | ||
'''Maria''': *sigh* Alright. I'll pass this along to my superiors.<br /> | '''Maria''': *sigh* Alright. I'll pass this along to my superiors.<br /> | ||
Line 610: | Line 549: | ||
==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
<references/> | |||
[[Category:I Love Bees]] | [[Category:I Love Bees]] |