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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{era|ILB}}
{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}
'''Axon Clips Chapter 1''' was the first chapter of the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref> It is made up of four separate sections that include "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt", which respectively focus on the characters [[Janissary James]], [[Kamal Zaman]], [[Jersey Morelli]], and [[Herzog]].<ref>http://www.ilovebees.com/humptydumpty.html</ref> They are transcribed here in a more chronological order than the one originally posted by the official site. To experience it in the manner originally revealed, read/listen to the sections as follows: "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt".
'''Axon Clips Chapter 1''' was the first chapter of the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the second week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref> It is made up of four separate sections that include "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt", which respectively focus on the characters [[Janissary James]], [[Kamal Zaman]], [[Jersey Morelli]], and [[Herzog]].<ref>http://www.ilovebees.com/humptydumpty.html</ref> They are transcribed here in a more chronological order than the one originally posted by the official site. To experience it in the manner originally revealed, read/listen to the sections as follows: "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt".


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==Jersey: "Boy Meets Girl"==
=="Boy Meets Girl" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 21sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 21sec]


===Dizzy===
===Dizzy===
{{Listen|title=Dizzy
{{Listen|title=Dizzy
|filename=ILB Dizzy.ogg
|filename=Dizzy.ogg
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}}
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Hello? Hello. Genie?<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Hello? Hello. Genie?<br />
'''Genie:''' [[Genie Personal Assistant|Genie personal assistant]], restarting.<br />
'''Genie:''' [[Genie Personal Assistant|Genie personal assistant]], restarting.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed! Genie, is the equipment okay?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Restarting? What the...? Oh man, the whole friggin' system just collapsed!<br />Genie, is the equipment okay?<br />
'''Genie:''' Running diagnostic. Foreign personality detected.<br />
'''Genie:''' Running diagnostic. Foreign personality detected.<br />
'''Durga:''' I feel dizzy. Woozy...<br />
'''Durga:''' I feel dizzy. Woozy...<br />
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'''Durga:''' Drowsy.<br />
'''Durga:''' Drowsy.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Genie, there's some kind of adult entertainment bot on the system. Liquefy it, would ya? Sorry, toots. For a quality experience, the girls have to be real...<br />
'''Jersey:''' Genie, there's some kind of adult entertainment bot on the system. Liquefy it, would ya? Sorry, toots. For a quality experience, the girls have to be real...<br />
'''Genie:''' Decontami--<br />
'''Jeannie:''' Decontami--<br />
'''Jersey:''' Genie?? Genie?!<br />
'''Genie:''' Genie?? Genie?!<br />
'''[[Durga]]:''' I'm sorry.<br />
'''[[Durga]]:''' I'm sorry.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Did you just—holy crap she's gone!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Did you just-- holy crap she's gone!<br />
'''Durga:''' She tried to sting me.<br />
'''Durga:''' She tried to sting me.<br />
'''Jersey:''' You killed her!<br />
'''Jersey:''' You killed her!<br />
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===Escape===
===Escape===
{{Listen|title=Escape
{{Listen|title=Escape
|filename=ILB Escape.ogg
|filename=Escape.ogg
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}}
'''Jersey:''' ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jesus!<br />
'''Jersey:''' ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jesus!<br />
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===Jersey===
===Jersey===
{{Listen|title=Jersey
{{Listen|title=Jersey
|filename=ILB Jersey.ogg
|filename=Jersey.ogg
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}}
'''Jersey:''' Don't what?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Don't what?<br />
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===Reflected===
===Reflected===
{{Listen|title=Reflected
{{Listen|title=Reflected
|filename=ILB Reflected.ogg
|filename=Reflected.ogg
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}}
'''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: [[Bonita Morelli|Bonita]], 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named [[Simon Brown]], every other Thursday at the [[Waterfront Hotel]].<br />
'''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: [[Bonita Morelli|Bonita]], 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named [[Simon Brown]], every other Thursday at the [[Waterfront Hotel]].<br />
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'''Jersey:''' Alright stop, stop! Jesus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an [[admiral]]?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Alright stop, stop! Jesus, stop already. Dammit mom... Can you do that to anyone? Can you do it to an [[admiral]]?<br />
'''Durga:''' Which admiral?<br />
'''Durga:''' Which admiral?<br />
'''Jersey:''' No! Don't start. Those guys have packet guards around them in rings. Somehow I think we should keep you a secret for a little while. Who are you?<br />
'''Jersey:''' No! Don't start. Those guys have packet guards around them in rings. Somehow I think we should keep you a secret for a little while. Who are you???<br />
'''Durga:''' I... can't ask.<br />
'''Durga:''' I... can't ask.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Who says?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Who says?<br />
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===Durga===
===Durga===
{{Listen|title=Durga
{{Listen|title=Durga
|filename=ILB Durga.ogg
|filename=Durga.ogg
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}}
'''Durga:''' I can't ask.<br />
'''Durga:''' I can't ask.<br />
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===Emergency===
===Emergency===
{{Listen|title=Emergency
{{Listen|title=Emergency
|filename=ILB Emergency.ogg
|filename=Emergency.ogg
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}}
'''Operator''': (computer voice) [[Bergen County]] [[Bergen County Emergency Center|Emergency Center]]. Please, describe your emergency.<br />
'''Operator''': (computer voice) [[Bergen County]] Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.<br />
'''Officer''': [[Paris 23]] police station is on fire. Repeat, on fire.<br />
'''Officer''': [[Paris 23]] police station is on fire. Repeat, on fire.<br />
'''Operator''': Are you sure? I get no reading from the fire sensors in that area.<br />
'''Operator''': Are you sure? I get no reading from the fire sensors in that area.<br />
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'''Officer:''' Hurry! The station is burning to the ground. There's not going to be anything left!<br />
'''Officer:''' Hurry! The station is burning to the ground. There's not going to be anything left!<br />


==Jan: "The Walk-away Girl"==
=="The Walk-away Girl" ([[Janissary James]])==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject2.wav Jan Audio 7min 28sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject2.wav Jan Audio 7min 28sec]
===Blip===
===Blip===
{{Listen|title=Blip
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|filename=Blip.ogg
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'''[[Unidentified Marine officer (New York)|Officer]]:''' Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br />
'''[[Unidentified Marine officer (New York)|Officer]]:''' Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br />
'''[[Frank (New York)|Frank]]:''' Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br />
'''[[Frank]]:''' Massive power interrupt. Just automatically flipped us to threat condition bravo.<br />
'''Officer:''' Hey there's a blip on the security board...<br />
'''Officer:''' Hey there's a blip on the security board...<br />
'''Frank:''' Holy crap!<br />
'''Frank:''' Holy crap!<br />
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'''Officer:''' We'll ask when we catch her.<br />
'''Officer:''' We'll ask when we catch her.<br />
'''Frank:''' Look at her run... God she's fast.<br />
'''Frank:''' Look at her run... God she's fast.<br />
'''Officer:''' Not for long. (chatter beep on) [[Sentry 129]]er you have a bogey in the corridor on the other side of that door - proceed with caution.<br />
'''Officer:''' Not for long. (chatter beep on) Sentry 129er you have a bogey in the corridor on the other side of that door - proceed with caution.<br />
'''Frank:''' Whoa, whoa... she disappeared.<br />
'''Frank:''' Whoa, whoa... she disappeared.<br />
'''Officer:''' What do you mean disappeared?<br />
'''Officer:''' What do you mean disappeared?<br />
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===Pillow===
===Pillow===
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'''Frank:''' Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br />
'''Frank:''' Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br />
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'''Officer:''' Dwayne knows this girl?<br />
'''Officer:''' Dwayne knows this girl?<br />
'''Frank:''' Knows her? He's got like a picture under his pillow!<br />
'''Frank:''' Knows her? He's got like a picture under his pillow!<br />
'''Officer:''' What the hell is she doing dodging base security?<br />
'''Officer:''' What the hell is doing dodging base security?<br />
'''Frank:''' Hell if I know. Her dad was in the [[UNSC Special Forces|S.S.F.]]<br />
'''Frank:''' Hell if I know. Her dad was in the [[UNSC Special Forces|S.S.F.]]<br />
'''Officer:''' S.S.F.?<br />
'''Officer:''' S.S.F.?<br />
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===Walkaway Girl===
===Walkaway Girl===
{{Listen|title=Walkaway Girl
{{Listen|title=Walkaway Girl
|filename=ILB Walkaway_girl.ogg
|filename=Walkaway_girl.ogg
}}
}}
(alarm)<br />
(alarm)<br />
'''Frank:''' [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] slang. Not just special forces - [[UNSC Special Forces|special special forces]].<br />
'''Frank:''' [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] slang. Not just special forces - [[UNSC Special Forces|special special forces]].<br />
'''Officer:''' I don't care if her dad was the frickin' Queen of [[Neptune]], I want her caught!<br />
'''Officer:''' I don't care if her dad was the frickin' Queen of Neptune, I want her caught!<br />
'''Frank:''' Taught her some moves though didn't he?<br />
'''Frank:''' Taught her some moves though didn't he?<br />
'''Officer:''' Well, she's screwed now, we've got her surrounded. She's headed to the roof.<br />
'''Officer:''' Well, she's screwed now, we've got her surrounded. She's headed to the roof.<br />
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===Hey Soldier===
===Hey Soldier===
{{Listen|title=Hey Soldier
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|filename=Hey_soldier.ogg
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}}
(beep)<br />
(beep)<br />
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===PQI===
===PQI===
{{Listen|title=PQI
{{Listen|title=PQI
|filename=ILB Pqi.ogg
|filename=Pqi.ogg
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}}
''''[[Unidentified Bergen County police officer|Stupid Cop]]':''' Ever taken a [[PQI]]?<br />
''''[[Unidentified Bergen County police officer|Stupid Cop]]':''' Ever taken a [[PQI]]?<br />
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===Stupid Cop===
===Stupid Cop===
{{Listen|title=Stupid Cop
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|filename=ILB Stupid_cop.ogg
|filename=Stupid_cop.ogg
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}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br />
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===Yes or No===
===Yes or No===
{{Listen|title=Yes or No
{{Listen|title=Yes or No
|filename=ILB Yes_or_no.ogg
|filename=Yes_or_no.ogg
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}}
'''Jan:''' Wh-what?<br />
'''Jan:''' Wh-what?<br />
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(positive beep)<br />
(positive beep)<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' You were drinking?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' You were drinking?<br />
'''Jan:''' What?<br />
'''Jan:''' What?
''''Stupid Cop':''' You and your buddies, you were drinking? One [[list of food and drinks|beer]] lead to another, and somehow the idea of this dare came up?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' You and your buddies, you were drinking? One [[list of food and drinks|beer]] lead to another, and somehow the idea of this dare came up?<br />
'''Jan:''' You know how it is.<br />
'''Jan:''' You know how it is.<br />
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'''Jan:''' Uh... uh...<br />
'''Jan:''' Uh... uh...<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' I'm not very smart.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' I'm not very smart.<br />
'''''Jan:''''' P-pardon me?<br />
Jan: P-pardon me?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' I'm not stupid, but nobody recruited me for my test scores if you know what I mean. You, you're smart though aren't you? I mean, really smart.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' I'm not stupid, but nobody recruited me for my test scores if you know what I mean. You, you're smart though aren't you? I mean, really smart.<br />
'''Jan:''' I don't know.<br />
'''Jan:''' I don't know.<br />
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===Hey Dad===
===Hey Dad===
{{Listen|title=Hey Dad
{{Listen|title=Hey Dad
|filename=ILB Hey_dad.ogg
|filename=Hey_dad.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br />
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''''Stupid Cop':''' Hm. There's a spike on the baseline...<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Hm. There's a spike on the baseline...<br />
'''James J:''' Can I take her home?<br />
'''James J:''' Can I take her home?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh not yet. We've got to take a statement, do some tests, standard operating procedure. The MPs only brought her here because we have a lab on site.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Uh not yet. We've got to take a statement, do some tests, standard operating procedure. The MPs only brought her here because we have a lab on site.
'''Jan:''' I wasn't doing anything.<br />
'''Jan:''' I wasn't doing anything.<br />
'''James J:''' What kind of tests?<br />
'''James J:''' What kind of tests?<br />
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===Nervous===
===Nervous===
{{Listen|title=Nervous
{{Listen|title=Nervous
|filename=ILB Nervous.ogg
|filename=Nervous.ogg
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}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br />
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===Law Abiding===
===Law Abiding===
{{Listen|title=Law Abiding
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|filename=ILB Law_abiding.ogg
|filename=Law_abiding.ogg
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'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the [[Roadware|road]] drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a [[razorback]] and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.<br />
'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the [[Roadware|road]] drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a razor-back and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.<br />
'''James J''': Jan...<br />
'''James J''': Jan...<br />
'''Jan''': What the hell do you want from me? I mean, I beat the quiz okay? Nothing's going to happen.<br />
'''Jan''': What the hell do you want from me? I mean, I beat the quiz okay? Nothing's going to happen.<br />
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===You Knew===
===You Knew===
{{Listen|title=You Knew
{{Listen|title=You Knew
|filename=ILB You_knew.ogg
|filename=You_knew.ogg
}}
}}
'''James J''': Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.<br />
'''James J''': Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.<br />
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'''James J''': I'll take care of it.<br />
'''James J''': I'll take care of it.<br />
'''Jan''': How?<br />
'''Jan''': How?<br />
'''James J''': Don't worry honey. It's okay. I'll take care of it.
'''James J''': Don't worry honey. It's okay. I'll take care of it.<br /><br />


==Kamal: "The Arrangement"==
=="The Arrangement" ([[Kamal Zaman]])==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilations 8min 31sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilations 8min 31sec]
===Parasites===
===Parasites===
{{Listen|title=Parasites
{{Listen|title=Parasites
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}}
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<br />
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<br />
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===Eyes===
===Eyes===
{{Listen|title=Eyes
{{Listen|title=Eyes
|filename=ILB Eyes.ogg
|filename=Eyes.ogg
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}}
'''Kamal:''' Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br />
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'''Kamal:''' Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Hiro, what I know about eyes is dissecting them.<br />
'''Hiro:''' Well okay, it just says eyes here.<br />
'''Hiro:''' Well okay, it just says eyes here.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I was better off with the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_Fluke liver fluke] s, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<br />
'''Kamal:''' I was better off with the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_Fluke liver fluke]s, this is a disaster. Nothing's going--<br />
'''Waiter:''' Sir?<br />
'''Waiter:''' Sir?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Hold on. Yes?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Hold on. Yes?<br />
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===Beer===
===Beer===
{{Listen|title=Beer
{{Listen|title=Beer
|filename=ILB Beer.ogg
|filename=Beer.ogg
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'''Hiro:''' Hey buddy!<br />
'''Hiro:''' Hey buddy!<br />
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===Four Goats===
===Four Goats===
{{Listen|title=Four Goats
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'''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br />
'''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br />
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===Our Hoodlums===
===Our Hoodlums===
{{Listen|title=Our Hoodlums
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'''Sophia:''' I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br />
'''Sophia:''' I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br />
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'''Sophia:''' He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<br />
'''Sophia:''' He has a pony-tail... he's blonde...<br />
'''Kamal:''' He sounds great.<br />
'''Kamal:''' He sounds great.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Yeah, he helps people get through Earth immigration, you know, Visa's and whatever. He got my brother here; some of what he does is kinda grey-market, you know. I mean, really, it's black market.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Yeah, he helps people get through earth immigration, you know, Visa's and whatever. He got my brother here; some of what he does is kinda grey-market, you know. I mean, really, it's black market.<br />
'''Kamal:''' But, that's not the problem.<br />
'''Kamal:''' But, that's not the problem.<br />
'''Sophia:''' No.<br />
'''Sophia:''' No.<br />
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===much_lifting===
===much_lifting===
{{Listen|title=much_lifting
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|filename=ILB Much_lifting.ogg
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'''Sophia:''' ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br />
'''Sophia:''' ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br />
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===meditape===
===meditape===
{{Listen|title=meditape
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'''Sophia:''' And then when Aiden finally did show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<br />
'''Sophia:''' And then when Aiden finally did show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<br />
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===You could===
===You could===
{{Listen|title=You could
{{Listen|title=You could
|filename=ILB You_could.ogg
|filename=You_could.ogg
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}}
'''Sophia:''' You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<br />
'''Sophia:''' You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<br />
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===say_something===
===say_something===
{{Listen|title=say_something
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|filename=Say_something.ogg
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'''Kamal:''' Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...<br />
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===Guilty===
===Guilty===
{{Listen|title=Guilty
{{Listen|title=Guilty
|filename=ILB Guilty.ogg
|filename=Guilty.ogg
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'''Kamal:''' You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<br />
'''Kamal:''' You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<br />
'''Sophia:''' You must think I'm such a creep.<br />
'''Sophia:''' You must think I'm such a creep.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I do! Well, of course, when I did it to my girlfriend it was okay. Like [[The Dog|the dog]] said - "Not me, but (together) another dog that looks just like me."<br />
'''Kamal:''' I do! Well, of course, when I did it to my girlfriend it was okay. Like the dog said - "Not me, but (together) another dog that looks just like me."<br />
(laughs)<br />
(laughs)<br />
'''Sophia:''' It's just that I... I mean, there was this one time when he... you know, I mean they were drunk and it didn't mean anything, it was just body knocking<br />
'''Sophia:''' It's just that I... I mean, there was this one time when he... you know, I mean they were drunk and it didn't mean anything, it was just body knocking<br />
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===message_saved===
===message_saved===
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'''Machine:''' You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:<br />
'''Machine:''' You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:<br />
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===tuna===
===tuna===
{{Listen|title=tuna
{{Listen|title=tuna
|filename=ILB Tuna.ogg
|filename=Tuna.ogg
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'''Sophia:''' I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br />
'''Sophia:''' I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I d-- I don... I mean...<br />
'''Kamal:''' I d-- I don... I mean...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Not hurt him, just- just completely humiliating him would do. In front of the girl. Where is he?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Not hurt him, just- just completely humiliating him would do. In front of the girl. Where is he?<br />
'''Kamal:''' [[Wikipedia:Atlanta|Atlanta]].<br />
'''Kamal:''' [[Atlanta]].<br />
'''Sophia:''' Atlanta? That bastard said he was gonna be in [[Wikipedia:Buffalo|Buffalo]], [[Wikipedia:New York|New York]]. Can I talk to him?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Atlanta? That bastard said he was gonna be in [[Buffalo]], [[New York]]. Can I talk to him?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Not directly, he's offline.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Not directly, he's offline.<br />
'''Sophia:''' You lost him?<br />
'''Sophia:''' You lost him?<br />
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===hi_aiden===
===hi_aiden===
{{Listen|title=hi_aiden
{{Listen|title=hi_aiden
|filename=ILB Hi_aiden.ogg
|filename=Hi_aiden.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br />
'''Kamal:''' No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br />
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'''Sophia:''' Selene! Hi. You don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - ''Buffalo'' - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Selene! Hi. You don't know me but Aiden does - Hi Aiden! Sorry to interrupt your business meeting in - ''Buffalo'' - I just wanted to tell you your doctor called and said if you wear loose pants and keep using the cream he gave you the sores will clear up in a couple of weeks.<br />


==Herzog: "I Had a Receipt"==
== "I Had a Receipt" ([[Herzog]]) ==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject5.wav Herzog Audio Compilations 3min 11sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week1_subject5.wav Herzog Audio Compilations 3min 11sec]
===hello===
===hello===
{{Listen|title=hello
{{Listen|title=hello
|filename=ILB Hello.ogg
|filename=Hello.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Herzog]]/Cranky''': Hello? Hello, is anyone there?<br />
'''[[Herzog]]/Cranky''': Hello? Hello, is anyone there?<br />
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===troy===
===troy===
{{Listen|title=troy
{{Listen|title=troy
|filename=ILB Troy.ogg
|filename=Troy.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, right - Marines!<br />
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, right - Marines!<br />
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===receipt===
===receipt===
{{Listen|title=receipt
{{Listen|title=receipt
|filename=ILB Receipt.ogg
|filename=Receipt.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herzog/Cranky''': So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this '[[Lance Corporal]]', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.<br />
'''Herzog/Cranky''': So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this '[[Lance Corporal]]', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.<br />
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===goodbye===
===goodbye===
{{Listen|title=goodbye
{{Listen|title=goodbye
|filename=ILB Goodbye.ogg
|filename=Goodbye.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herzog/Cranky''': [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br />
'''Herzog/Cranky''': [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br />
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(knock on the door)<br />
(knock on the door)<br />
'''Herzog''': Any data yet?<br />
'''Herzog''': Any data yet?<br />
'''Lieutenant''': A lot of chatter from the cable, sir. Looks like a ship dropped in, inside [[luna]]r orbit.<br />
'''Lieutenant''': A lot of chatter from the cable, sir. Looks like a ship dropped in, inside lunar orbit.<br />
'''Herzog''': A ship...<br />
'''Herzog''': A ship...<br />
'''Lieutenant''': One of ours. The [[UNSC Apocalypso|Apocalypso]].<br />
'''Lieutenant''': One of ours. The ''[[UNSC Apocalypso|Apocalypso]]''.<br />
'''Herzog''': Jeezus.<br />
'''Herzog''': Jeezus.<br />
'''Lieutenant''': Sorry sir, I should have been more specific.<br />
'''Lieutenant''': Sorry sir, I should have been more specific.<br />
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==Sources==
==Sources==
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[[Category:I Love Bees]]

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