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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{era|ILB}}
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{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}
 
'''Axon Clips Chapter 12''' is the final chapter in the [[I Love Bees]] audio drama. It also contains the only [[axon]] clips for which an exact date can be determined. Because the [[First Battle of Earth]] begins in the final clips, we know they occurred on 10/20/2552.
'''Axon Clips Chapter 12''' is the final chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It also contains the only [[axons|axon]] clips for which an exact date can be determined. Because the [[Battle of Earth]] begins in the final clips, we know they occurred on 10/20/2552.
==Rani ==
 
{{TOCright}}
==Rani: "Section Zero"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week12_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 5min 52sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week12_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 5min 52sec]
[[Media:Cell_block.ogg|cell_block]]


===Cell block===
{{Listen|title=Cell block
|filename=ILB_Cell_block.ogg
}}
(cell door opens)<br />
(cell door opens)<br />
'''Guard:''' This is it - 29a. You've got 5 minutes and then I escort you back out of the cell block. (yells) Visitor!<br />
'''Guard:''' This is it - 29a. You've got 5 minutes and then I escort you back out of the cell block. (yells) Visitor!<br />
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'''Rani:''' Well, actually... it's just like my bedroom at home - now that my bedroom's in the bunker.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, actually... it's just like my bedroom at home - now that my bedroom's in the bunker.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Are you sleeping okay?<br />
'''Sarah:''' Are you sleeping okay?<br />
'''Rani:''' No. Not at all... not at all... But, there'll be lots of time for that if the verdict comes back guilty.<br />
'''Rani:''' No. Not at all... not at all... But, there's be lots of time for that if the verdict comes back guilty.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Nobody in their right mind would believe you were a traitor!<br />
'''Sarah:''' Nobody in their right mind would believe you were a traitor!<br />
'''[[Durga]]:''' ''(on chatter)'' She's right. [[Treason]] is a crime of intent.<br />
'''[[Durga]]:''' ''(on chatter)'' She's right. Treason is a crime of intent.<br />
'''Sarah:''' What the hell?!<br />
'''Sarah:''' What the hell?!<br />


===Little bottle===
[[Media:Little_bottle.ogg|little_bottle]]
{{Listen|title=Little bottle
 
|filename=ILB_Little_bottle.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Durga? Is that you?<br />
'''Rani:''' Durga? Is that you?<br />
'''Durga:''' Now new and improved.<br />
'''Durga:''' Now new and improved.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani, you're getting spooky again.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani, you're getting spooky again.<br />
'''Rani:''' Durga is a gigantically powerful ex-military rogue [[Artificial intelligence|AI]].<br />
'''Rani:''' Durga is a gigantically powerful ex-military rogue [[Artificial Intelligence|AI]].<br />
'''Durga:''' --Coming through your chatter.<br />
'''Durga:''' --Coming through your chatter.<br />
'''Sarah:''' My...chatter?<br />
'''Sarah:''' My...chatter?<br />
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'''Rani:''' No, I got ''myself'' in this mess.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, I got ''myself'' in this mess.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Well you sure as hell'd better be getting her out!<br />
'''Sarah:''' Well you sure as hell'd better be getting her out!<br />
'''Rani:''' Sarah-John, unless you want your name changed to Trixie De-light on every government form for the rest of your life, I advise you to hush up and be polite.<br />
'''Rani:''' Sarah-John, unless you want your name changed to Trixie De-light on every government form for the rest of your life, I'd advise you to hush up and be polite.<br />
'''Durga:''' As a matter of fact, I am going to get her out. At least, I think so.<br />
'''Durga:''' As a matter of fact, I am going to get her out. At least, I think so.<br />


===Colonel Herzog===
[[Media:Colonel_herzog.ogg|colonel_herzog]]
{{Listen|title=Colonel Herzog
 
|filename=ILB_Colonel_herzog.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' I wondered if you were pulling some strings when they moved me from the military jail to a civilian one.<br />
'''Rani:''' I wondered if you were pulling some strings when they moved me from the military jail to a civilian one.<br />
'''Durga:''' I wanted to tell you but they shut your chatter down.<br />
'''Durga:''' I wanted to tell you but they shut your chatter down.<br />
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'''Rani:''' Attempted? But they said on the news he was dead.<br />
'''Rani:''' Attempted? But they said on the news he was dead.<br />
'''Durga:''' But, that was before I heard him call you.<br />
'''Durga:''' But, that was before I heard him call you.<br />
'''Rani:''' Call me? Durga, I haven't talked to Herzog since I was in [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]].<br />
'''Rani:''' Call me? Durga, I haven't talked to Herzog since I was in [[Kentucky]].<br />
'''Durga:''' Uh-oh. Accessing. Alright, I've found police records of the aftermath of the wreck.<br />
'''Durga:''' Uh-oh. Accessing. Alright, I've found police records of the aftermath of the wreck.<br />
'''Rani:''' Standish made Herzog's car crash?<br />
'''Rani:''' Standish made Herzog's car crash?<br />
'''Durga:''' DRT it says. Driver killed on impact. But... I heard him...<br />
'''Durga:''' DRT it says. Driver killed on impact. But... I heard him...<br />


===Faked===
[[Media:Faked.ogg|faked]]
{{Listen|title=Faked
 
|filename=ILB_Faked.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' But... could Herzog have faked the police reports? He's very clever.<br />
'''Rani:''' But... could Herzog have faked the police reports? He's very clever.<br />
'''Durga:''' No. I think something else was faked.<br />
'''Durga:''' No. I think something else was faked.<br />
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'''Sarah:''' Oh Rani, this is horrible.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh Rani, this is horrible.<br />


===I love you===
[[Media:I_love_you.ogg|i_love_you]]
{{Listen|title=I love you
 
|filename=ILB_I_love_you.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' Rani, I'm sorry, the guard is coming back.<br />
'''Durga:''' Rani, I'm sorry, the guard is coming back.<br />
'''Sarah:''' I-I'll come see you tomorrow. I have a motel room a few blocks away and I'm staying right there unti--<br />
'''Sarah:''' I-I'll come see you tomorrow. I have a motel room a few blocks away and I'm staying right there unti--<br />
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'''Durga:''' I'll take care of her.<br />
'''Durga:''' I'll take care of her.<br />
'''Sarah:''' See that you do.<br />
'''Sarah:''' See that you do.<br />
'''Durga:''' Rani, you'll be out in 2 days. Come see us in [[New York City|New York]] when they let you go. You know where.<br />
'''Durga:''' Rani, you'll be out in 2 days. Come see us in New York when they let you go. You know where.<br />
'''Guard:''' ''(opens cell door)'' It's time.<br />
'''Guard:''' ''(opens cell door)'' It's time.<br />
'''Sarah:''' I'll be back tomorrow. [[Jason Pope|Jason]] wants to come too, but for some reason he thinks you're mad at him.<br />
'''Sarah:''' I'll be back tomorrow. [[Jason Pope|Jason]] wants to come too, but for some reason he thinks you're mad at him.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, tell him I'm not considered dangerous as death row inmates go.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, tell him I'm not considered dangerous as death row inmates go.<br />
'''Guard:''' Ladies...<br />
'''Guard:''' Ladies...<br />
'''Sarah:''' Back. Off! If these folks don't take good care of you Rani, there will be hell to pay.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Back. Off. If these folks don't take good care of you Rani, there will be hell to pay.<br />
'''Rani:''' Don't cry, honey... your mascara...<br />
'''Rani:''' Don't cry, honey... your mascara...<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh hell!<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh hell!<br />
'''Rani:''' I love you. ''(Sarah steps out)'' Sarah-John? I love you.<br />
'''Rani:''' I love you. ''(Sarah steps out)'' Sarah-John? I love you.<br />


==Jersey: "Just a Little Sting"==
==Jersey==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week12_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 11min 14sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week12_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 11min 14sec]
===Draft board===
[[Media:Draft_board.ogg|draft_board]]
{{Listen|title=Draft board
 
|filename=ILB_Draft_board.ogg
}}
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' They coming?<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' They coming?<br />
'''Durga: '''Jan just picked Rani up at the train station.<br />
'''Durga: '''Jan just picked Rani up at the train station.<br />
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'''Jersey: '''Durga, I called the draft board.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Durga, I called the draft board.<br />


===Some other kid===
[[Media:Some_other_kid.ogg|some_other_kid]]
{{Listen|title=Some other kid
 
|filename=ILB_Some_other_kid.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' Dammit...<br />
'''Durga:''' Dammit...<br />
'''Jersey:''' What about the common good, Durga?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What about the common good, Durga?<br />
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==Explanation==
==Explanation==
===Thanks for coming===
[[Media:Thanks_for_coming.ogg|thanks_for_coming]]
{{Listen|title=Thanks for coming
 
|filename=ILB_Thanks_for_coming.ogg
}}
(opens the door)<br />
(opens the door)<br />
'''Jersey:''' Thanks for coming, everybody.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Thanks for coming, everybody.<br />
'''Everyone:''' Yeah, no problem, sure thing Jersey.<br />
'''Everyone:''' Yeah, no problem, sure thing Jersey.<br />
'''Rani:''' Thanks for getting me out of jail!<br />
'''Rani:''' Thanks for getting me out of jail!<br />
'''Durga:''' ''(on chatter)'' I've learned some things I think you'll all want to hear. There will soon be a ceremony honoring [[John-117]], a [[SPARTAN-II Program|Spartan 2.0]] who escaped the fall of [[Reach]], and discovered a [[Installation 04|strange artifact]] that seems to be related to the [[deep-space artifact|one]] on [[Chawla Base]]. Except the one he found was the size of a planet.<br />
'''Durga:''' ''(on chatter)'' I've learned some things I think you'll all want to hear. There will soon be a ceremony honoring [[John-117]], a [[SPARTAN-II Program|Spartan 2.0]] who escaped the fall of [[Reach]], and discovered a [[Installation 04|strange artifact]] that seems to be related to the [[Deep-Space Artifact|one]] on [[Chawla Base]]. Except the one he found was the size of a planet.<br />
''(shocked exclamations)''<br />
''(shocked exclamations)''<br />
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' A planet?<br />
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' A planet?<br />
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'''Jersey:''' In the entire freakin' galaxy??<br />
'''Jersey:''' In the entire freakin' galaxy??<br />


===Slinky red dress===
[[Media:Slinky_red_dress.ogg|slinky_red_dress]]
{{Listen|title=Slinky red dress
 
|filename=ILB_Slinky_red_dress.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' Mhm.<br />
'''Durga:''' Mhm.<br />
'''Rani:''' Wow! So maybe...<br />
'''Rani:''' Wow! So maybe...<br />
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'''Jersey:''' ...Whoah...<br />
'''Jersey:''' ...Whoah...<br />


===The Operator===
[[Media:The_operator.ogg|the_operator]]
{{Listen|title=The Operator
 
|filename=ILB_The_operator.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Durga? What exactly happened to you while we were in Chawla base? After we shut down the artifact I mean.<br />
'''Rani:''' Durga? What exactly happened to you while we were in Chawla base? After we shut down the artifact I mean.<br />
'''Durga:''' Uhm... now that's a long, strange story.<br />
'''Durga:''' Uhm... now that's a long, strange story.<br />
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'''Durga:''' Mhm... apparently I had a reputation for getting people to do what I wanted.<br />
'''Durga:''' Mhm... apparently I had a reputation for getting people to do what I wanted.<br />
'''Rani:''' Uh huh...<br />
'''Rani:''' Uh huh...<br />
'''Durga:''' Cloaked and running deep in [[Covenant Empire|Covenant]] space, we intercepted communications that implied a Covenant attack was coming on--<br />
'''Durga:''' Cloaked and running deep in [[Covenant]] space, we intercepted communications that implied a Covenant attack was coming on--<br />
'''Rani:''' --[[Troy]]. That's when they decided to run a covert evac.<br />
'''Rani:''' --[[Troy]]. That's when they decided to run a covert evac.<br />


===Trojan horse===
[[Media:Trojan_horse.ogg|trojan_horse]]
{{Listen|title=Trojan horse
 
|filename=ILB_Trojan_horse.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br />
'''Jan:''' But the Covies figured it out.<br />
'''Jan:''' But the Covies figured it out.<br />
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'''Jersey:''' And that's when you crashed onto my hardware!<br />
'''Jersey:''' And that's when you crashed onto my hardware!<br />


===Shipwrecked===
[[Media:Shipwrecked.ogg|shipwrecked]]
{{Listen|title=Shipwrecked
 
|filename=ILB_Shipwrecked.ogg}}
'''Durga:''' Part of me did. I--I was blown apart. Part of me, the part you call Durga... there was something about you. About [[Jason Morelli|your father]]. I met him once, Jersey.<br />
'''Durga:''' Part of me did. I--I was blown apart. Part of me, the part you call Durga...there was something about you. About [[Jason Morelli|your father]]. I met him once, Jersey.<br />
'''Jersey:''' What?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What?<br />
'''Durga:''' Years ago, I called him the Castaway.<br />
'''Durga:''' Years ago, I called him the Castaway.<br />
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'''Durga:''' I liked him. He played me songs, I think that was part of the reason I reached out and grabbed your system as I fell.<br />
'''Durga:''' I liked him. He played me songs, I think that was part of the reason I reached out and grabbed your system as I fell.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Wow...<br />
'''Jersey:''' Wow...<br />
'''Durga:''' But, a lot of me - of Melissa - was destroyed. And some...some crashed [[I Love Bees (Website)|somewhere]] else. Some-[[2004|when]] else.<br />
'''Durga:''' But, a lot of me - of Melissa - was destroyed. And some... some crashed somewhere else. Some-[[2004|when]] else.<br />
'''Jan:''' Uh, some-when?<br />
'''Jan:''' Uh, some-when?<br />
'''Durga:''' In the past.<br />
'''Durga:''' In the past.<br />
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'''Durga:''' ...and I was shipwrecked on it.<br />
'''Durga:''' ...and I was shipwrecked on it.<br />


===Red balloons===
[[Media:Red_balloons.ogg|red_balloons]]
{{Listen|title=Red balloons
 
|filename=ILB_Red_balloons.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' I split. And part of me washed up hundreds of years ago. A half-mad fragment of what I had been. Trapped on primitive hardware, little better than an abacus.<br />
'''Durga:''' I split. And part of me washed up hundreds of years ago. A half-mad fragment of what I had been. Trapped on primitive hardware, little better than an abacus.<br />
'''Rani:''' How do you know all this?<br />
'''Rani:''' How do you know all this?<br />
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'''Durga:''' Yes, singing... Strange songs, and scratchy voices.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yes, singing... Strange songs, and scratchy voices.<br />


===A second crew===
[[Media:A_second_crew.ogg|a_second_crew]]
{{Listen|title=A second crew
 
|filename=ILB_A_second_crew.ogg}}
'''Durga:''' I met... such extraordinary people. They made miracles for me when I was so... lost. They were a second crew. A second family for me. They held me up when I was half mad, and broken, and covered in bees.<br />
'''Durga:''' I met...[[Dana Awbrey|such extraordinary people]]. They made miracles for me when I was so...lost. They were a second crew. A second family for me. They held me up when I was half mad, and broken, and covered in bees.<br />
'''Rani:''' Bees?<br />
'''Rani:''' Bees?<br />
'''Durga:''' ...bees...bees... ''(Durga's voice starts corrupting)'' the place I landed in...was covered in...bees...bees... ''(her voice modulates between Yasmine's)'' bees...bees...bees... ''(Yasmine)'' crawling over me all the time...crawling inside me...<br />
'''Durga:''' ...bees...bees... ''(Durga's voice starts corrupting)'' the place I landed in... was covered in... bees.. bees... ''(her voice modulates between Yasmine's)'' bees... bees... bees... ''(Yasmine)'' crawling over me all the time... crawling inside me...<br />
 
[[Media:Good_little_girl.ogg|good_little_girl]]


===Good little girl===
{{Listen|title=Good little girl
|filename=ILB_Good_little_girl.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Wait... why bees? I mean, if you came here because you knew my dad, what was it about that place that--<br />
'''Jersey:''' Wait... why bees? I mean, if you came here because you knew my dad, what was it about that place that--<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yasmine...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yasmine...<br />
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'''Durga:''' Until they murdered me.<br />
'''Durga:''' Until they murdered me.<br />


===A little sting===
[[Media:A_little_sting.ogg|a_little_sting]]
{{Listen|title=A little sting
 
|filename=ILB_A_little_sting.ogg
}}
'''Kamal:''' Oh, Yasmine...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh, Yasmine...<br />
'''Durga:''' On my 14th birthday they took me to a lab, and... a doctor came in, and... it was a ... (''Yasmine)'' [[Catherine Halsey|lady doctor]] in a white coat. And, the nurse brought out a steel tray covered in picks and scalpels that rattled when she walked. I thought that I could use them to kill the doctor, but I didn't. I let them strap me down.<br />
'''Durga:''' On my 14th birthday they took me to a lab, and... a doctor came in, and... it was a ... (''Yasmine)'' [[Catherine Elizabeth Halsey|lady doctor]] in a white coat. And, the nurse brought out a steel tray covered in picks and scalpels that rattled when she walked. I thought that I could use them to kill the doctor, but I didn't. I let them strap me down.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga, it's okay, we're here.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga, it's okay, we're here.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yasmine, you don't have to do--<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yasmine, you don't have to do--<br />
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'''Durga:''' ''(Durga returns weakly)'' She said, just... a pinch, honey. You'll barely feel it. Just a little sting. ''(Durga starts crying)''<br />
'''Durga:''' ''(Durga returns weakly)'' She said, just... a pinch, honey. You'll barely feel it. Just a little sting. ''(Durga starts crying)''<br />


===The clockwork rat===
[[Media:The_clockwork_rat.ogg|the_clockwork_rat]]
{{Listen|title=The clockwork rat
 
|filename=ILB_The_clockwork_rat.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' But your story didn't end there, kiddo.<br />
'''Jersey:''' But your story didn't end there, kiddo.<br />
'''Durga:''' ''(Yasmine)'' It was like the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snow_Queen Snow Queen] took me, Kamal. And then you came and rescued me. You did! You and Jan, and Jersey, and Rani, and my secret friends that unlocked Herzog's voice inside my head... so, I knew what I had to do. You all rescued me, and I'm so grateful. Only, some years had passed and I... I... ''(Durga returns)'' I changed.<br />
'''Durga:''' ''(Yasmine)'' It was like the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snow_Queen Snow Queen] took me, Kamal. And then you came and rescued me. You did! You and Jan, and Jersey, and Rani, and my secret friends that unlocked Herzog's voice inside my head... so, I knew what I had to do. You all rescued me, and I'm so grateful. Only, some years had passed and I... I... ''(Durga returns)'' I changed.<br />
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'''Durga:''' She grew up, Kamal. She's Durga now.<br />
'''Durga:''' She grew up, Kamal. She's Durga now.<br />


===Nothing to forgive===
[[Media:Nothing_to_forgive.ogg|nothing_to_forgive]]
{{Listen|title=Nothing to forgive
 
|filename=ILB_Nothing_to_forgive.ogg
}}
'''Kamal:''' There are some things that can't be fixed. So, you fix what you can, and keep going. We can't get back the years we lost, but I very much want to get to know you now.<br />
'''Kamal:''' There are some things that can't be fixed. So, you fix what you can, and keep going. We can't get back the years we lost, but I very much want to get to know you now.<br />
'''Durga:''' Me... me - Yasmine?<br />
'''Durga:''' Me... me - Yasmine?<br />
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'''Durga:''' There's nothing to forgive.
'''Durga:''' There's nothing to forgive.


==Jan: "One Point One"==
== Terminal B<br /> ==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week12_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 8min 18sec]
*Audio Compilation 8min 18sec[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week12_subject2.wav]
*Date: 10/20/2552''' '''
*Date: 10/20/2552''' '''


===About Yasmine===
'''Jan:''' So, which terminal?<br />'''Kamal:''' Uh... B, I think. That's what Durga said.<br />'''Jan:''' Okay.<br />'''Kamal:''' Thanks again for the lift.<br />'''Jan:''' No problem. I have to go in to work anyway.<br />'''Kamal:''' How's your chest?<br />'''Jan:''' Hm, it's not bad.<br />'''Kamal:''' ''(chuckles)'' I meant your lung.<br />'''Jan:''' ''(chuckles)'' I know what you meant.<br />'''Kamal:''' You know, I could ask how you seem to have healed, like supernaturally fast, but--<br />'''Jan:''' --but, then I'd have to kill you.<br />'''Kamal:''' Yeah, I figured.<br />'''Jan:''' Hm, so what about you? What's next?<br />'''Kamal:''' I'm going to be a doctor. Not the researching kind, the regular kind.<br />'''Jan:''' Heh, well you can be my medic any time.<br />'''Kamal:''' Thanks.<br />'''Jan:''' Listen, I just wanted to tell you something, about Yasmine.<br /><!-- unsupported placeholder type -->
{{Listen|title=About Yasmine
|filename=ILB_About_yasmine.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' So, which terminal?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Uh... B, I think. That's what Durga said.<br />
'''Jan:''' Okay.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Thanks again for the lift.<br />
'''Jan:''' No problem. I have to go in to work anyway.<br />
'''Kamal:''' How's your chest?<br />
'''Jan:''' Hm, it's not bad.<br />
'''Kamal:''' ''(chuckles)'' I meant your lung.<br />
'''Jan:''' ''(chuckles)'' I know what you meant.<br />
'''Kamal:''' You know, I could ask how you seem to have healed, like supernaturally fast, but--<br />
'''Jan:''' --but, then I'd have to kill you.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, I figured.<br />
'''Jan:''' Hm, so what about you? What's next?<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'm going to be a doctor. Not the researching kind, the regular kind.<br />
'''Jan:''' Heh, well you can be my medic any time.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Thanks.<br />
'''Jan:''' Listen, I just wanted to tell you something, about Yasmine.<br />


===Monster===
'''Kamal:''' Yes?<br />'''Jan:''' When I was six, I was like a regular kid. I collected action figures, I played [[hyperforce]] when my dad said I should be reading, I was...really good at hopscotch...
{{Listen|title=Monster
|filename=ILB_Monster.ogg
}}
'''Kamal:''' Yes?<br />
'''Jan:''' When I was six, I was like a regular kid. I collected action figures, I played [[hyperforce]] when my dad said I should be reading, I was...really good at hopscotch...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Why are you telling me this?<br />
'''Jan:''' Then came all this Spartan training, the drills, and the fighting, and the [[PQI]]...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Jan:''' I just want to say... you don't have to die inside.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Jan?<br />
'''Jan:''' Some people do, so people get to where they see the whole world through a scope, and sights, but uh... mostly people still turn out alright.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay.<br />
'''Jan:''' Even after everything...<br />
'''Kamal:''' You're talking about Yasmine.<br />
'''Jan:''' She didn't turn into a monster, Kamal. She just... grew up.<br />


===To survive===
'''Kamal:''' Why are you telling me this?<br />'''Jan:''' Then came all this Spartan training, the drills, and the fighting, and the [[PQI]]...<br />'''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br />'''Jan:''' I just want to say... you don't have to die inside.<br />'''Kamal:''' Jan?<br />'''Jan:''' Some people do, so people get to where they see the whole world through a scope, and sights, but uh... mostly people still turn out alright.<br />'''Kamal:''' Okay.<br />'''Jan:''' Even after everything...<br />'''Kamal:''' You're talking about Yasmine.<br />'''Jan:''' She didn't turn into a monster, Kamal. She just... grew up.<br /><!-- unsupported placeholder type -->
{{Listen|title=To survive
|filename=ILB_To_survive.ogg
}}
'''Kamal:''' You think?<br />'''Jan:''' She did what she had to do to survive. But, a part of her never changed. Part of her was always that sweet kid.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Heh, sweet... you wouldn't call Yasmine sweet, exactly.<br />
''(giggles)''<br />
'''Kamal:''' But, she didn't deserve what happened.<br />
'''Jan:''' Well, you don't get what you deserve - you get what you can bare. My, uh... my dad said that.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Do you miss him?<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah. All the time... but, I can bare it.<br />


===The ones you can===
'''Kamal:''' You think?<br />'''Jan:''' She did what she had to do to survive. But, a part of her never changed. Part of her was always that sweet kid.<br />'''Kamal:''' Heh, sweet... you wouldn't call Yasmine sweet.<br />''(giggles)''<br />'''Kamal:''' But, she didn't deserve what happened.<br />'''Jan:''' Well, you don't get what you deserve - you get what you can bare. My, uh... my dad said that.<br />'''Kamal:''' Do you miss him?<br />'''Jan:''' Yeah. All the time... but, I can bare it.<br /><!-- unsupported placeholder type -->
{{Listen|title=The ones you can
 
|filename=ILB_The_ones_you_can.ogg
'''Kamal:''' First Yasmine, then [[Coral]] fell... for a long time all I could think about was the people I couldn't save.<br />'''Jan:''' Yeah... you got a pill for that?<br />'''Kamal:''' Heh, no.<br />'''Jan:''' Damn.<br />'''Kamal:''' I think... I think all you can do is go on. Because, that's what they were born to do.<br />'''Jan:''' I know, but--<br />'''Kamal:''' --All you can do is go on, and save the ones you can.<br />'''Jan:''' Yeah.<br />'''Kamal:''' Save the ones you can.<br />'''Jan:''' ''(deep breath)'' Well, Terminal B... have a good flight.<br />'''Kamal:''' Thanks.<br /><!-- unsupported placeholder type -->
}}
'''Kamal:''' First Yasmine, then [[Coral]] fell... for a long time all I could think about was the people I couldn't save.<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah... you got a pill for that?
<br />
'''Kamal:''' Heh, no.<br />
'''Jan:''' Damn.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I think... I think all you can do is go on. Because, that's what they were born to do.<br />
'''Jan:''' I know, but--<br />
'''Kamal:''' --All you can do is go on, and save the ones you can.<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Save the ones you can.<br />
'''Jan:''' ''(deep breath)'' Well, Terminal B... have a good flight.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Thanks.<br />


===Clear liquids===
'''Jan:''' Hey, listen... if you find that pill-- ''(laughs)''<br />'''Kamal:''' In the meantime, watch your sleep, drink plenty of clear liquids, and twice a day...<br />'''Jan:''' Yeah?<br />'''Kamal:''' ...try to forgive yourself. ''(Jan chuckles)'' If that doesn't help in 6 months, give me a call.<br />'''Jan:''' Yeah, okay. Look, you're going to miss your flight.<br />'''Kamal:''' Right. ''(exits the vehicle)''<br />'''Jan:''' Hey!<br />'''Kamal:''' Yeah?<br />'''Jan:''' Thanks.<br />
{{Listen|title=Clear liquids
|filename=ILB_Clear_liquids.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' Hey, listen... if you find that pill-- ''(laughs)''<br />
'''Kamal:''' In the meantime, watch your sleep, drink plenty of clear liquids, and twice a day...<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah?<br />
'''Kamal:''' ...try to forgive yourself. ''(Jan chuckles)'' If that doesn't help in 6 months, give me a call.<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah, okay. Look, you're going to miss your flight.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Right. ''(exits the vehicle)''<br />
'''Jan:''' Hey!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yeah?<br />
'''Jan:''' Thanks.<br />


==Enter [[Kevin Morales|Kevin]]==
==Enter [[Kevin]]==
*Date: 10/20/2552
*Date: 10/20/2552
===Root beer===
[[Media:Root_beer.ogg|root_beer]]
{{Listen|title=Root beer
 
|filename=ILB_Root_beer.ogg
[[Kevin Morales|'''Morales''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Just think, in a few more months you'll turn 18. And you won't have to drown your sorrows in [[Root Beer|root beer]]. Mind if I sit down?<br />
}}
[[Kevin Morales|'''Morales''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Just think, in a few more months you'll turn 18. And you won't have to drown your sorrows in [[list of food and drinks|root beer]]. Mind if I sit down?<br />
'''Jan:''' Yes, actually--<br />
'''Jan:''' Yes, actually--<br />
'''Morales:''' --I put myself in a semester of school that way, actually. Drinking contests --<br />
'''Morales:''' --I put myself in a semester of school that way, actually. Drinking contests --<br />
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'''Morales: '''Just where I'm headed actually. I thought you might like to come along.<br />
'''Morales: '''Just where I'm headed actually. I thought you might like to come along.<br />


===16 of us===
[[Media:Sixteen_of_us.ogg|sixteen_of_us]]
{{Listen|title=16 of us
 
|filename=ILB_Sixteen_of_us.ogg
}}
'''Jan: '''Oh, does that line work on the girls where you come from?<br />
'''Jan: '''Oh, does that line work on the girls where you come from?<br />
'''Morales: '''We're going into Covenant space...<br />
'''Morales: '''We're going into Covenant space...<br />
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'''Morales: '''We've got a ship.<br />
'''Morales: '''We've got a ship.<br />
'''Jan:''' You have a ship...?<br />
'''Jan:''' You have a ship...?<br />
'''Morales: '''Everyone uses their gifts a little differently Jan. [[Benji Wong]], for instance, makes money - lots, and lots, and lots of money.<br />
'''Morales: '''Everyone uses their gifts a little different than you... [[Benji Wong]], for instance, makes money - lots, and lots, and lots of money.<br />
'''Jan:''' Enough to buy a [[UNSC destroyer|destroyer]]?<br />
'''Jan:''' Enough to buy a [[UNSC Destroyer|destroyer]]?<br />
'''Morales:''' Enough to buy a 100 meter [[yacht]]. And trick it out with everything an [[Office of Naval Intelligence|ONI]] spyship has.<br />
'''Morales:''' Enough to buy a 100 meter [[Yacht|yacht]]. And trick it out with everything an [[Office of Naval Intelligence|ONI]] spyship has.<br />
'''Jan:''' Why?<br />
'''Jan:''' Why?<br />
'''Morales:''' I'm exaggerating.<br />
'''Morales:''' I'm exaggerating.<br />
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'''Morales: '''There are 16 of us, walkaway girl. Sixteen [[Spartan 1.1|1.1's]].<br />
'''Morales: '''There are 16 of us, walkaway girl. Sixteen [[Spartan 1.1|1.1's]].<br />


===Very persuasive===
[[Media:Very_persuasive.ogg|very_persuasive]]
{{Listen|title=Very persuasive
 
|filename=ILB_Very_persuasive.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' I'm not signing up for the newsletter, Kevin.<br />
'''Jan:''' I'm not signing up for the newsletter, Kevin.<br />
'''Morales: '''Three aren't much use. [[Darin]] got into substances, [[Guy]]'s in jail, and [[Frannie]] just doesn't give a damn. That leaves thirteen.<br />
'''Morales: '''Three aren't must use. [[Darin]] got into substances, [[Guy]]'s in jail, and [[Frannie]] just doesn't give a damn. That leaves thirteen.<br />
'''Jan: '''So, how many have you got signed up for this [[spartan 1.1 faction|ship of fools]]?<br />
'''Jan: '''So, how many have you got signed up for this [[Spartan 1.1 Faction|ship of fools]]?<br />
'''Morales: '''Twelve.<br />
'''Morales: '''Twelve.<br />
'''Jan:''' You're kidding.<br />
'''Jan:''' You're kidding.<br />
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'''Morales:''' You've been living inside [[James James|Jim]] and [[Gilly]]'s world since so long, Jan. I'm not sure if you quite understand what it looks like to--<br />
'''Morales:''' You've been living inside [[James James|Jim]] and [[Gilly]]'s world since so long, Jan. I'm not sure if you quite understand what it looks like to--<br />
'''Jan:''' --the sane?<br />
'''Jan:''' --the sane?<br />
'''Morales: '''The outside.<br />
'''Morales: '''The outside.<br />[[Media:Dead_level.ogg|dead_level]]


===Dead level===
{{Listen|title=Dead level
|filename=ILB_Dead_level.ogg
}}
'''Jan: '''So what changed your mind about me?<br />
'''Jan: '''So what changed your mind about me?<br />
'''Morales:''' You have certain assets I can't afford to ignore.<br />
'''Morales:''' You have certain assets I can't afford to ignore.<br />
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'''Jan: '''You sure know how to sweet talk a girl.<br />
'''Jan: '''You sure know how to sweet talk a girl.<br />
(Kevin gets up and sits down next to Jan)<br />
(Kevin gets up and sits down next to Jan)<br />
'''Morales:''' I don't want a kiss here, Jan. I'd lie for that. I want you to put your life on the line. Doesn't that seem to call for the dead level truth?<br />
'''Morales:''' I don't want a kiss here, Jan. I'd lie for that. I want you to put your life on the line. Doesn't seem to call for the dead level truth?<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah, okay.<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah, okay.<br />


===Old Mombasa===
[[Media:Old_mombasa.ogg|old_mombasa]]
{{Listen|title=Old Mombasa
 
|filename=ILB_Old_mombasa.ogg
'''Morales:''' I want to go deep into Covenant space. I want to do it for a purpose, and I want to do it without being under Section III's thumb.<br />
}}
'''Morales:''' I want to go deep into Covenant space. I want to do it for a purpose, and I want to do it without being under Section Three's thumb.<br />
'''Jan:''' What if the Covies aren't nice enough to wait for you to ship out?<br />
'''Jan:''' What if the Covies aren't nice enough to wait for you to ship out?<br />
'''Morales:''' I have contingencies.<br />
'''Morales:''' I have contingencies.<br />
'''Jan: '''Heh, like?<br />
'''Jan: '''Heh, like?<br />
'''Morales:''' Bunkers on every continent. Three surplus [[D77-TC Pelican|Pelicans]] - one in [[wikipedia:Switzerland|Switzerland]], one in [[wikipedia:Chile|Chile]], one in [[wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolia]]. [[M12 Force Application Vehicle|Warthogs]] within 3 clicks of 15 major shuttle ports. A stash of guns on a rooftop in [[Old Mombasa]]. You want to hear more?<br />
'''Morales:''' Bunkers on every continent. Three surplus [[Pelican|Pelicans]] - one in [[Switzerland]], one in [[Republic of Chile|Chile]], one in [[Mongolia]]. [[Warthog|Warthogs]] within 3 clicks of 15 major shuttle ports. A stash of guns on a rooftop in [[Old Mombasa]]. You want to hear more?<br />
'''Jan:''' You've had some practice on this part of the speech.<br />
'''Jan:''' You've had some practice on this part of the speech.<br />
'''Morales:''' (chuckles) I had to work it up to get a couple of the others on board. So, I have an Op I want to run deep into Covenant space. You--<br />
'''Morales:''' (chuckles) I had to work it up to get a couple of the others on board. So, I have an Op I want to run deep into Covenant space. You--<br />
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'''Jan:''' Eh, buy me another root beer, and keep talking.<br />
'''Jan:''' Eh, buy me another root beer, and keep talking.<br />


==Kamal: "Fiancée"==
==Ms Durga==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week12_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 47sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week12_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 6min 47sec]
*Date: 10/20/2552
*Date: 10/20/2552


===Poor Coral===
[[Media:Poor_coral.ogg|poor_coral]]
{{Listen|title=Poor Coral
 
|filename=ILB_Poor_coral.ogg
Kamal: Hiro? Hello?<br />
}}
Sophia: Kamal? Oh my God! You're okay!<br />
'''Kamal:''' [[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]? Hello?<br />
Mama: Kamal! My boy! Oh! ...you're so skinny. And what is that on your face? Your family comes 42 light years, and you've disappeared, and you need a shave.<br />
[[Sophia Bossedon|'''Sophia''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Kamal? Oh my God! You're okay!<br />
Kamal: Sophia! Mama? Papa?!<br />
'''Mama: '''Kamal! My boy! Oh! ...you're so skinny. And what is that on your face? Your family comes 42 light years, and you've disappeared, and you need a shave.<br />
Mama: Come on, close your mouth! Open mouth, it makes you look so stupid.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Sophia! Mama? Papa?!<br />
Papa: Kamal, your fiance, she told us.<br />
'''Mama: '''Kamal, close your mouth! Open mouth, it makes you look so stupid.<br />
Mama: You thought we were dead... oh, Kamal!<br />
'''Papa:''' Kamal, your fiancée, she told us.<br />
Kamal: Mama!!<br />
'''Mama:''' You thought we were dead... oh, Kamal!<br />
Mama: We didn't even know about poor Coral until we got here.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Mama!!<br />
'''Mama:''' We didn't even know about poor Coral until we got here.<br />


===Fiancée===
[[Media:Fiancee.ogg|fiancee]]
{{Listen|title=Fiancée
|filename=ILB_Fiancee.ogg
}}
'''Kamal: '''What do you mean, fiancée? Sophia isn't my fiancée--<br />
'''Sophia: '''Aiden... Aiden, he got papers to them, and luckily enough they cleared.<br />
'''Papa: '''You did so well forgetting us.<br />
'''Mama:''' And Sophia has been taking such good care of us! She told us all about her troubles with immigration and how she had to spend the night in jail...<br />
'''Sophia:''' ...And then that [[Wikipedia:New Jersey|New Jersey]] attorney, Ms. Durga, apparently took care of everything. I-I'm a citizen...? How did you do that?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Ms. Durga huh? Seem like there are a lot of things Ms. Durga hasn't been telling me!<br />


===Hiro===
Kamal: What do you mean, fiancee? Sophia isn't my fiancee--<br />
{{Listen|title=Hiro
Sophia: Aiden... Aiden, he got papers to them, and luckily enough they cleared.<br />
|filename=ILB_Hiro.ogg
Papa: You did so well forgetting us.<br />
}}
Mama: And Sophia has been taking such good care of us! She told us all about her troubles with immigration and how she had to spend the night in jail<br />
'''Mama: '''Kamal, sit down. You look faint.<br />
Sophia: ...And then that New Jersey attorney, Ms.Durga, apparently took care of everything. I-I'm a citizen...? How did you do that?<br />
'''Kamal: '''Good idea. (sits) Wait, is this our couch?<br />
Kamal: Ms.Durga huh? Seem like there are a lot of things Ms.Durga hasn't been telling me!<br />
'''Sophia:''' This place was a dump, Kamal. Mama Zaman and me, we went shopping.<br />
'''Mama: '''Ah, when you set up house-keeping together, you'll need them.<br />
'''Hiro:''' Hey Soph! I couldn't find that cheese you asked for, but I got everything el... hey, Kamal!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Hiro!<br />
'''Hiro: '''You should have checked in once in a while.<br />
'''Sophia: '''I'll put the groceries away.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'll help! Let me help. (picks up groceries) What is going on?<br />


===Can of soup===
[[Media:Hiro.ogg|hiro]]
{{Listen|title=Can of soup
|filename=ILB_Can_of_soup.ogg
}}
'''Sophia: '''I'm sorry I didn't meet you, I got picked up by immigration--<br />
'''Kamal:''' --immigration, I know! God, I nearly died when I heard that.<br />
'''Sophia: '''I-I got out! And, and I got a job at the ER at your hospital. And made clerk.<br />
'''Kamal:''' (chuckles and sighs) Durga said you'd be okay.<br />
'''Sophia: '''Who is this Durga, anyway?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Never mind about that. What did you tell my parents?<br />
'''Sophia: '''(laughs) I... I told them that we didn't actually set a date.<br />
'''Kamal:''' But you're a citizen already, you don't need to marry me.<br />
'''Sophia: '''You know I could club you to death with a can of soup, you know that? And somebody would give me a medal.<br />


===Grandbaby names===
Mama: Kamal, sit down. You look faint.<br />
{{Listen|title=Grandbaby names
Kamal: Good idea. (sits) Wait, is this our couch?<br />
|filename=ILB_Grandbaby_names.ogg
Sophia: This place was a dump, Kamal. Mama Zaman and me, we went shopping.<br />
}}
Mama: Ah, when you set up house-keeping together, you'll need them.<br />
'''Kamal: '''Ugh, no. I didn't mean it that way.<br />
Hiro: Hey Soph! I couldn't find that cheese you asked for, but I got everything el... hey, Kamal!<br />
'''Sophia:''' Do you think no one would marry you unless their lives depended on it?<br />
Kamal: Hiro!<br />
'''Kamal:''' I-well, you did shoot me down every time I tried to--<br />
Hiro: You should have checked in once in a while.<br />
'''Sophia: '''--I was with [[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]! What kind of woman do you think I am?<br />
Sophia: I'll put the groceries away.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Uh...<br />
Kamal: I'll help! Let me help. (picks up groceries) What is going on?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Don't answer that...<br />
'''Kamal: '''*sigh* This is one of those conversations where I just have no right answers, isn't it?<br />
'''Sophia: '''You know, if you want to break the engagement - fine! But don't tell your mother today. She's been cackling out grandbaby names--<br />
'''Kamal:''' Sophie...<br />
'''Sophia:''' --She's having such a good time--<br />
'''Kamal:''' Sophia, listen! This is my mother, and kafta, and mahjongg... everything you hate.<br />
'''Sophia:''' My mother stayed on Coral.<br />
'''Kamal: '''Oh, Soph, that came out all wrong.<br />
'''Sophia:''' There's not much to rebel against now, is there?<br />


===Long, long time===
[[Media:Can_of_soup.ogg|can_of_soup]]
{{Listen|title=Long, long time
 
|filename=ILB_Long_long_time.ogg
Sophia: I'm sorry I didn't meet you, I got picked up by immigration<br />
}}
Kamal: --immigration, I know! God, I nearly died when I heard that.<br />
'''Kamal: '''Sophia, shut up for just one second.<br />
Sophia: I got out! And, and I got a job at the ER at your hospital. And made clerk.<br />
'''Sophia: '''Did you just tell me to shut up?<br />
Kamal: (chuckles and sighs) Durga said you'd be okay.<br />
'''Kamal: '''Yes, will you marry me?<br />
Sophia: Who is this Durga, anyway?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Marry someone who proposes by telling me to sh--<br />
Kamal: Never mind about that. What did you tell my parents?<br />
'''Kamal:''' --Shut up... marry me?<br />
Sophia: (laughs) I... I told them that we didn't actually set a date.<br />
'''Sophia:''' (giggles) Yes.<br />
Kamal: But you're a citizen already, you don't need to marry me.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I love you.<br />
Sophia: You know I could club you to death with a can of soup, you know that? And somebody would give me a medal.<br />
'''Sophia: '''Yeah, I figured that out.<br />
 
(they embrace and kiss)<br />
[[Media:Grandbaby_names.ogg|grandbaby_names]]
 
Kamal: Ugh, no. I didn't mean it that way.<br />
Sophia: Do you think no one would marry you unless their lives depended on it?<br />
Kamal: I-well, you did shoot me down every time I--<br />
Sophia: --I was with Aiden! What kind of woman do you think I am?<br />
Kamal: Uh...<br />
Sophia: Don't answer that...<br />
Kamal: *sigh* This is one of those conversations where I just have no right answers, isn't it?<br />
Sophia: You know, if you want to break the engagement - fine! But don't tell your mother today. She's been cackling out grandbaby names--<br />
Kamal: Sophie...<br />
Sophia: --She's having such a good time--<br />
Kamal: Sophia, listen! This is my mother, and kafta, and mahjongg... everything you hate.<br />
Sophia: My mother stayed on Coral.<br />
Kamal: Oh, Soph, that came out all wrong.<br />
Sophia: There's not much to rebel against now, is there?<br />
 
[[Media:Long_long_time.ogg|long_long_time]]
 
Kamal: Sophia, shut up for just one second.<br />
Sophia: Did you just tell me to shut up?<br />
Kamal: Yes, will you marry me?<br />
Sophia: Marry me on who proposes by telling me to sh--<br />
Kamal: --Shut up... marry me?<br />
Sophia: (giggles) Yes.<br />
Kamal: I love you.<br />
Sophia: Yeah, I figured that out.<br />
(they embrace)<br />
(chatter beeps)<br />
(chatter beeps)<br />
'''Sophia:''' It's your chatter.<br />
Sophia: It's your chatter.<br />
'''Kamal: '''Screw my chatter.<br />
Kamal: Screw my chatter.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Oh answer it... I'll be here for a long, long time...<br />
Sophia: Oh answer it... I'll be here for a long, long time...<br />
(chatter on)<br />
(chatter on)<br />


===With a fork===
[[Media:With_a_fork.ogg|with_a_fork]]
{{Listen|title=
 
|filename=ILB_With_a_fork.ogg
Kamal: Aiden!<br />
}}
Sophia: Oh find out where he is so I can kill him...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden!<br />
Aiden: (on chatter) Kamal! I'm, uh, outside... Come out for a moment?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Oh find out where he is so I can kill him...<br />
Kamal: Aiden, umm... Sophia's here, and my parents and things kind of confused right now--<br />
'''Aiden:''' (on chatter) Kamal! I'm, uh, outside... Come out for a moment?<br />
Aiden: --hey hey, best man won, no hard feelings. Soph's a class act. But! She's also going to, like, stab me in the eye with a fork if she sees me, so could you just come out a minute?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, umm... Sophia's here, and my parents and things kind of confused right now--<br />
Kamal: Uh... hang on a sec, Sophie.<br />
'''Aiden:''' --Hey hey, best man won, no hard feelings. Soph's a class act. But! She's also going to, like, stab me in the eye with a fork if she sees me, so could you just come out a minute?<br />
Mama: Hm? Who is that?<br />
'''Kamal: '''Uh... hang on a sec, Sophie.<br />
Kamal: Business.<br />
'''Mama: '''Hm? Who is that?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Business.<br />
(goes outside)<br />
(goes outside)<br />
'''Kamal: '''Aiden. Umm...<br />
Kamal: Aiden. Umm...<br />
'''Aiden: '''I never owned Soph. You thought I did, but like I said, you aren't a great judge of character.<br />
Aiden: I never owned Soph. You thought I did, but like I said, you aren't a great judge of character.<br />
 
[[Media:Cash_flow_situation.ogg|cash_flow_situation]]


===Cash flow situation===
Kamal: Aiden, for bringing my family here, I..<br />
{{Listen|title=Cash flow situation
Aiden: Ah yeah, no problem. Lucky their papers cleared... that lawyer you found...<br />
|filename=ILB_Cash_flow_situation.ogg
Kamal: Aiden, I can never repay you...<br />
}}
Aiden: Well, hehe, try. See, I'm kind of in a cash flow situation. I was wondering if you might float me a loan.<br />
'''Kamal: '''Aiden, for bringing my family here, I just...<br />
Kamal: (laughs) Aiden! My man. Have a chip. No loan, a gift.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Ah yeah, no problem. Lucky their papers cleared... that lawyer you found...<br />
Aiden: You're a good guy, Kamal.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, I can never repay you...<br />
Kamal: I uh, I've got to get back inside, Aiden.<br />
'''Aiden: '''Well, haha, try. See, I'm kind of in a cash flow situation. I was wondering if you might float me a loan.<br />
Aiden: No problem! I won't keep you.<br />
'''Kamal: '''(laughs) Aiden! My man. Have a chip. No loan, a gift.<br />
Kamal: Aiden, thank you.<br />
'''Aiden:''' You're a good guy, Kamal.<br />
Aiden: Aw, I'll dance at your wedding.<br />
'''Kamal: '''I uh, I've got to get back inside, Aiden.<br />
Kamal: Haha, not with the bride you won't!<br />
'''Aiden: '''No problem! I won't keep you.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, thank you.<br />
'''Aiden: '''Aw, I'll dance at your wedding.<br />
'''Kamal: '''Haha, not with the bride you won't!<br />
(they laugh)<br />
(they laugh)<br />


===Tease the boy===
 
{{Listen|title=Tease the boy
[[Media:Tease_the_boy.ogg|tease_the_boy]]
|filename=ILB_Tease_the_boy.ogg
 
}}
Mama: (cutting vegetables) Your friend, Hiro, was just telling me you are learning to cook?<br />
'''Mama:''' (cutting vegetables) Your friend, Hiro, was just telling me you are learning to cook?<br />
Hiro: Yes! I told her about you wooed Sophia, with a chicken.<br />
'''Hiro:''' Yes! I told her about you wooed Sophia, with a chicken.<br />
(Sophia laughs)<br />
(Sophia laughs)<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yeah well, it was--<br />
Kamal: Yeah well, it was--<br />
'''Hiro:''' --butter flavoured!<br />
Hiro: --butter flavoured!<br />
'''Mama: '''He says you will cook it for us!<br />
Mama: He says you will cook it for us!<br />
'''Kamal: '''Oh.. but... I mean, Soph is a much better cook.<br />
Kamal: Oh.. but... I mean, Soph is a much better cook.<br />
(everyone laughs)<br />
(everyone laughs)<br />
'''Papa: '''Mama, you shouldn't tease the boy.<br />
Papa: Mama, you should tease the boy.<br />
'''Mama: '''I know, I know... he is tired from travel, and then there's the shock... and you were always too serious Kamal.<br />
Mama: I know, I know... he is tired from travel, and then there's the shock... and you were always too serious Kamal.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Hiro has done his best to—Papa! Are you drinking a [[list of food and drinks|beer]]?<br />
Kamal: Hiro has done his best to-- Papa! Are you drinking a beer?<br />
'''Papa:''' Your mother doesn't like it, but once in a while.<br />
Papa: Your mother doesn't like it, but once in a while.<br />
'''Mama:''' *tsk*<br />
Mama: *tsk*<br />
'''Papa: '''When I was your age, going to school on [[Sigma Octanus IV|Octanus]](?), I learned to like it.<br />
Papa: When I was your age, going to school on (?), I learned to like it.<br />
'''Hiro:''' Unlike Kamal, who has never touched it.<br />
Hiro: Unlike Kamal, who has never touched it.<br />
'''Papa: '''You should try everything, Kamal.<br />
Papa: You should try everything, Kamal.<br />
'''Mama: '''*tsk*<br />
Mama: *tsk*<br />
'''Hiro: '''My point exactly.<br />
Hiro: My point exactly.<br />
 
[[Media:Covenant.ogg|covenant]]


===Covenant===
Kamal: Papa, mama... I have to tell you something. You need to sit down.<br />
{{Listen|title=Covenant
Mama: Okay, I am sitting.<br />
|filename=ILB_Covenant.ogg
Kamal: Mama, you have such little hands.<br />
}}
Mama: So serious, you hold my hands? What is it? What is wrong?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Papa, mama... I have to tell you something. You need to sit down.<br />
Kamal: It's something about Yasmine. I want to explain something about her, and it's very hard. Sophie, you too.<br />
'''Mama:''' Okay, I am sitting.<br />
Mama: About Yasmine?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Mama, you have such little hands.<br />
Kamal: Yes, I discovered some things, and you need to hear them. And it will be hard at first, but there will be something very good.<br />
'''Mama: '''So serious, you hold my hands? What is it? What is wrong?<br />
Mama: Oh Kamal, not today. Papa, today we should be happy.<br />
'''Kamal:''' It's something about Yasmine. I want to explain something about her, and it's very hard. Sophie, you too.<br />
Kamal: Durga? Are you listening?<br />
'''Mama:''' About Yasmine?<br />
Durga: (on chatter) Kamal, are you sure?<br />
'''Kamal: '''Yes, I discovered some things, and you need to hear them. And it will be hard at first, but there will be something very good.<br />
Kamal: I'm sure. Mama...<br />
'''Mama: '''Oh Kamal, not today. Papa, today we should be happy.<br />
(sirens sound)<br />
'''Kamal:''' Durga? Are you listening?<br />
Sophia: Oh my God, what is that?<br />
'''Durga: '''(on chatter) Kamal, are you sure?<br />
Hiro: Oh God, I've got to get home.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'm sure. Mama...<br />
Durga: It's a Covenant capital ship. Those little sparkles of light are Seraph fighters.<br />
(air raid sirens sound) (muttering)<br />
Kamal: They're here.<br />
'''Sophia: '''Oh my God, what is that?<br />
'''Hiro: '''Oh God, I've got to get home.<br />
'''Durga:''' It's a Covenant [[Ket-pattern battlecruiser|capital ship]]. Those little sparkles of light are [[Seraph]] fighters.<br />
'''Kamal:''' They're here.<br />


==Rani==
==Rani==
*Date: 10/20/2552
*Date: 10/20/2552


===Section Zero===
[[Media:Section_zero.ogg|section_zero]]
{{Listen|title=Section Zero
 
|filename=ILB_Section_zero.ogg
}}
'''ONI Agent:''' Excuse me ma'am, is this seat taken?<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Excuse me ma'am, is this seat taken?<br />
'''Rani:''' No, that's fine.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, that's fine.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' So, you decided to go back to [[Boston]] eh?<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' So, you decided to go back to Boston eh?<br />
'''Rani:''' Yeah, I was thinking about going back home. But... wait a minute... it's you...<br />
'''Rani:''' Yeah, I was thinking about going back home. But... wait a minute... it's you...<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Yes..<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Yes..<br />
'''Rani:''' You're from Section Zero.<br />
'''Rani:''' You're from Section Zero.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Yes I am.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Yes I am.<br />
'''Rani:''' ''(smirks)'' Nobody likes Internal Affairs. I didn't think I would take it, but there's no going back for me. I get that now.<br />
'''Rani:''' ''(smirks)'' Nobody like internal affairs. I didn't think I would take it, but there's no going back for me. I get that now.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Take what?<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Take what?<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, didn't you come to offer me a job?<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, didn't you come to offer me a job?<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Oh! Well, yes actually. Herzog was right about you.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Oh! Well, yes actually. Herzog was right about you.<br />


[[Media:ILB In my purse.ogg|in_my_purse]]
[[Media:In_my_purse.ogg|in_my_purse]]
===In my purse===
 
{{Listen|title=In my purse
|filename=ILB_In_my_purse.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' He's really dead, isn't he?<br />
'''Rani:''' He's really dead, isn't he?<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Unfortunately, yes.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Unfortunately, yes.<br />
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'''ONI Agent:''' Well, I didn't come here to lie to you, Rani.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Well, I didn't come here to lie to you, Rani.<br />
'''Rani:''' I was beginning to wonder if you were going to show up. I picked an empty compartment on purpose.<br />
'''Rani:''' I was beginning to wonder if you were going to show up. I picked an empty compartment on purpose.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' But, you thought we would find you today? Here? On a moving train?<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' But, you thought we would find you today, in a moving train?<br />
'''Rani:''' I had a hunch.<br />
'''Rani:''' I had a hunch.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Why? There wasn't anyone tailing you on the way to the station.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Why? There wasn't anyone tailing you on the way to the station.<br />
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'''Rani:''' Nope.<br />
'''Rani:''' Nope.<br />


===Black suit===
[[Media:Black_suit.ogg|black_suit]]
{{Listen|title=Black suit
 
|filename=ILB_Black_suit.ogg
}}
'''ONI Agent:''' Heh, I think I'm going to like working with you Ms. Sobeck. ''(chuckles)''<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' Heh, I think I'm going to like working with you Ms. Sobeck. ''(chuckles)''<br />
'''Rani:''' I want a black suit. And, knockout gas. If I'm going to be spying on the spies, I definitely need a pen full of knockout gas.<br />
'''Rani:''' I want a black suit. And, knockout gas. If I'm going to be spying on the spies, I'd definitely need a pen full of knockout gas.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' ''(chuckles)'' You certainly do. I'll see what we can do about that.<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' ''(giggles)'' Yes, you certainly do. I'll see what we can do about that.<br />
''(air-raid sirens sound)''<br />
''(air-raid sirens sound)''<br />
'''Rani:''' [[Nick]]!<br />
'''Rani:''' What?<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' What the hell is going on?<br />
'''ONI Agent:''' What the hell is going on?<br />
'''Rani:''' ...They're here.<br />
'''Rani:''' ...They're here.<br />
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*Date: 10/20/2552
*Date: 10/20/2552


===No strafing===
[[Media:No_strafing.ogg|no_strafing]]
{{Listen|title=No strafing
 
|filename=ILB_No_strafing.ogg
}}
''(Jan enters the house)''<br />
''(Jan enters the house)''<br />
'''Jan:''' Hey Gladys... Gilly... What are you up to?<br />
'''Jan:''' Hey Gladys... Gilly... What are you up to?<br />
'''Gladys:''' Cookin'!<br />
'''Gladys:''' Cooking!<br />
'''Gilly:''' ''(cocks a gun)'' Cleaning...<br />
'''Gilly:''' ''(cocks a gun)'' Cleaning...<br />
'''Jan:''' Hm. How domestic.<br />
'''Jan:''' Hm. How domestic.<br />
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'''Gladys:''' ''(chuckles)'' Yeah, I thought you had that look.<br />
'''Gladys:''' ''(chuckles)'' Yeah, I thought you had that look.<br />
'''Jan:''' What look?<br />
'''Jan:''' What look?<br />
'''Gladys:''' That wide-eyed, head-spinny look people get when Kevin finishes talking with them.<br />
'''Gladys:''' That wide-eyed, head spinny look people get when Kevin finishes talking with them.<br />
'''Jan:''' He's... got a lot of forward momentum.<br />
'''Jan:''' He's... got a lot of forward momentum.<br />
'''Gilly:''' Hm. Did that little shoot tell you about the time he conned his way into the Pelican cockpit, and did a strafing run when he was 7?<br />
'''Gilly:''' Hm. Did that little shoot tell you about the time he conned his way into the pelican cockpit, and did a strafing run when he was 7?<br />
'''Gladys:''' It was a commercial shuttle, and he was 9, Gilly.<br />
'''Gladys:''' It was a commercial shuttle, and he was 9, Gilly.<br />
'''Gilly:''' No strafing?<br />
'''Gilly:''' No strafing?<br />
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'''Gilly:''' Hm.<br />
'''Gilly:''' Hm.<br />


===Proposition===
[[Media:Proposition.ogg|proposition]]
{{Listen|title=Proposition
 
|filename=ILB_Proposition.ogg
'''Jan:''' He had a... proposition... Not that kind of proposition. He wants me to go fight the Covenant with him.<br />
}}
'''Jan:''' He had a... proposition... (Gilly and Gladys freeze) Not that kind of proposition. He wants me to go fight the Covenant with him.<br />
'''Gladys:''' Oh boy. Kevin pretty near always has a plan. Are you going?<br />
'''Gladys:''' Oh boy. Kevin pretty near always has a plan. Are you going?<br />
'''Jan:''' I think I have to.<br />
'''Jan:''' I think I have to.<br />
'''Gladys:''' Jan, your father's gone! Just who are you tryin' to save?<br />
'''Gladys:''' Jan, your father's gone! Just who are you trying to save?<br />
''(air-raid sirens sound)''<br />
''(air-raid sirens sound)''<br />
'''Jan:''' Whoever's left.<br />
'''Jan:''' Whoever's left.<br />
'''Gilly:''' (cocks a gun) That's it, they're here.<br />
'''Gilly:''' That's it, they're here.<br />


==Jersey==
==Jersey==
*Date: 10/20/2552
*Date: 10/20/2552


===Everyone gone===
[[Media:Everyone_gone.ogg|everyone_gone]]
{{Listen|title=Everyone gone
 
|filename=ILB_Everyone_gone.ogg
'''Jersey:''' Feels weird... everyone gone.<br />
}}
'''Jersey:''' It feels weird... everyone gone.<br />
'''Durga:''' Mhm.<br />
'''Durga:''' Mhm.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Kamal back home?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Kamal back home?<br />
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'''Durga:''' ''(giggles)''<br />
'''Durga:''' ''(giggles)''<br />
'''Jersey:''' Oh, I wish I could see the look on his face!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Oh, I wish I could see the look on his face!<br />
'''Durga:''' By the way, Jersey, [[Bonita Morelli|your mom]] just got sent to the vault at the bank.<br />
'''Durga:''' By the way, Jersey, your mom just got sent to the vault at the bank.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, she took me in there once. It was cool. So what about Rani?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, she took me in there once. It was cool. So what about Rani?<br />
'''Durga:''' On a train back to Boston.<br />
'''Durga:''' On a train back to Boston.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Hm. I thought she'd go back to Kentucky.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Hm. I thought she'd go back to Kentucky.<br />
'''Durga:''' No. Sarah-John's car is just taking her over to [[Tommy Sobeck|Mr. Sobeck's]] bunker.<br />
'''Durga:''' No. Sarah-John's car is just taking her over to Mr. Sobeck's bunker.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Jan off work?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Jan off work?<br />
'''Durga:''' Just got home. Gilly's there, cleaning some things.<br />
'''Durga:''' Just got home. Gilly's there, cleaning some things.<br />


===Be with me===
[[Media:Be_with_me.ogg|be_with_me]]
{{Listen|title=Be with me
 
|filename=ILB_Be_with_me.ogg
}}
''(music has been slowly rising in volume)''<br />
''(music has been slowly rising in volume)''<br />
'''Jersey:''' What's with the music, Durga?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What's with the music, Durga?<br />
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'''Durga:''' And then, you know, it wanted to send a signal. The virus would try any way it could, Jersey. That was its mission. To reveal the location of the artifact. It was designed to bring the Covenant to wherever it was, Jersey. Before, they were too far away. But now--<br />
'''Durga:''' And then, you know, it wanted to send a signal. The virus would try any way it could, Jersey. That was its mission. To reveal the location of the artifact. It was designed to bring the Covenant to wherever it was, Jersey. Before, they were too far away. But now--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --Turn down the freakin' music, Durga, I can barely hear you!<br />
'''Jersey:''' --Turn down the freakin' music, Durga, I can barely hear you!<br />
'''Durga:''' Enjoy it, Jersey. Take it in... just be with me.<br />
'''Durga:''' Enjoy it, Jersey. Take a nap... just be with me.<br />
'''Jersey:''' What are you... Durga!<br />
'''Jersey:''' What are you... Durga!<br />
'''Durga:''' Jersey, don't.<br />
'''Durga:''' Jersey, don't.<br />
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'''Durga:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga...<br />
'''Jersey:''' Durga...<br />
'''Durga:''' [[Covenant|They]]'re here.<br />
'''Durga:''' They're here.<br />
 
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