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==Assault on Chawla Base== | |||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week11.wav Full file 23 mins 17sec] | |||
===Jersey, Durga, Jan, Kamal, and Rani=== | |||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/badges_please.wav badges_please] | |||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/ | |||
'''Jersey:''' I don't know about you guys, but I think we look great in these uniforms.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' I'm scratchy.<br /> | |||
'''Jersey:''' OK, I mostly meant Jan and me look great.<br /> | |||
''' | |||
''' | |||
'''Jersey:''' | |||
'''Kamal:''' Gee thanks.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Gee thanks.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' You, not so much.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' You, not so much.<br /> | ||
''' | '''Jan:''' Jersey...<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Yeah?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Yeah?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Some people, when they're nervous, they get all quiet.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Some people, when they're nervous, they get all quiet.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I'm not really that type.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Yeah, I'm not really that type.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Try.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Try.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' | '''Kamal:''' Ok, here comes the perimeter guard. Try not to look guilty.<br /> | ||
'''Guard:''' Welcome to | '''Guard:''' Welcome to Chawla Base, badges please.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Oh, yeah, right... um... (gets badges)<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh, yeah, right... um... (gets badges)<br /> | ||
'''Guard:''' They let you join up? What are you, 12?<br /> | '''Guard:''' They let you join up? What are you, 12?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What are you? 50?<br /> | '''Jan:''' What are you? 50?<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/firewall.wav firewall] | |||
[[Image:ChawlaBase.jpg|thumb|Chawla Base]] | |||
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'''Guard:''' Watch that mouth, recruit.<br /> | '''Guard:''' Watch that mouth, recruit.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Let's everybody ease up. You're doing your job, we're doing ours.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Let's everybody ease up. You're doing your job, we're doing ours.<br /> | ||
'''Guard:''' | '''Guard:''' OK. But you, learn a little respect.<br /> | ||
''' | '''Durga:''' (on chatter) Ok, we're about to pass the Chawla ambient chatter firewall. <br />They're going to cut off all transmissions-- (interference)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Durga?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Durga?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' She's gone.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' She's gone.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Oh, we'll get her back. | '''Jersey:''' Oh, we'll get her back. Ok Jan, park in the non-uniform lot and let's go!<br /> | ||
(parks the car)<br /> | (parks the car)<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' | '''Jan:''' OK, everybody ready?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' There's still time to go back to my plan.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' There's still time to go back to my plan.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' | '''Jan:''' *sigh*<br /> | ||
(door slides open)<br /> | (door slides open)<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/packet_monkeys.wav packet_monkeys] | |||
'''Jan:''' So, do we need a specific one, or just any telecom shack?<br /> | '''Jan:''' So, do we need a specific one, or just any telecom shack?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey/Kamal:''' (over each other) Well it depends on--<br /> | '''Jersey/Kamal:''' (over each other) Well it depends on--<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Eh, techs at work. Can't be too careful with these packet monkeys.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Eh, techs at work. Can't be too careful with these packet monkeys.<br /> | ||
'''Soldier:''' Yeah, what's up with that?<br /> | '''Soldier:''' Yeah, what's up with that?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I don't know. Monkey stuff. Hey, uh, I'm new in | '''Jan:''' I don't know. Monkey stuff. Hey, uh, I'm new in Boston. What's worth seeing around here?<br /> | ||
'''Soldier:''' Well, there's a pretty cool scuba tour of the old subway tunnel. You want a guide? I'd be glad to volunteer.<br /> | '''Soldier:''' Well, there's a pretty cool scuba tour of the old subway tunnel. You want a guide? I'd be glad to volunteer.<br /> | ||
(switch: Kamal)<br /> | (switch: Kamal)<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/encryption_augment.wav encryption_augment] | |||
'''Jersey:''' Headset, vice plates, alligator clips, optical converter. We've got to crosslink the chatter protocol to the darknet here, and...here.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Headset, vice plates, alligator clips, optical converter. We've got to crosslink the chatter protocol to the darknet here, and...here.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' We've gone over this.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' We've gone over this.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Probably something is mincing the input stream. Try opening 100 consecutive data channels.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Probably something is mincing the input stream. Try opening 100 consecutive data channels.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' What?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Sometimes the | '''Kamal:''' Sometimes the UNSC uses a spread spectrum arbitrator as an encryption augment.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' They what with the what?!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' They what with the what?!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Jersey, just do it!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Jersey, just do it!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/roomy_fast_cold.wav roomy_fast_cold] | |||
'''Jersey:''' Yeah yeah, opening port 42--<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Yeah yeah, opening port 42--<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Thank you boys, I'm in, mobile, and copying my primary data structure. (bing) Copy complete.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Thank you boys, I'm in, mobile, and copying my primary data structure. (bing) Copy complete.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' (sings) Go, | '''Jersey:''' (sings) Go, Team Jersey, go go, Team Jersey!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Good grief.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Good grief.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Man, it's nice in here! Roomy, fast...cold!<br /> | '''Durga:''' Man, it's nice in here! Roomy, fast...cold!<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Whoa! Good ears.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Whoa! Good ears.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/building_forty_one.wav building_forty_one] | |||
'''Rani:''' God, y'all are late! I nearly chickened out three times.<br /> | |||
''' | |||
'''Jersey:''' So, this is it.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' So, this is it.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Building 41.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Building 41.<br /> | ||
(opening doors)<br /> | (opening doors)<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' These are like bank vault doors.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' These are like bank vault doors.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, for the first commercial bank of Hell! It would take a | '''Jan:''' Yeah, for the first commercial bank of Hell! It would take a scorpion to get through these things.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' According to the base schematics, this door is the only entrance to the lockdown lab.<br /> | '''Durga:''' According to the base schematics, this door is the only entrance to the lockdown lab.<br /> | ||
(door slams)<br /> | (door slams)<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Right.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Right.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' So...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' So...<br /> | ||
''' | '''Jan:''' Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' (quietly hums) Dun, dun, du-dun, dun da--<br /> | '''Jersey:''' (quietly hums) Dun, dun, du-dun, dun da--<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Would you knock that off!<br /> | '''Jan:''' Would you knock that off!<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Jersey!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Jersey!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/treason.wav treason] | |||
'''Private:''' Excuse me, this entire building including the clean-room observation bay is strictly red badge and up--<br /> | |||
''' | |||
'''Rani:''' Security sweep! I'm going to have to ask you all to clear the building.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Security sweep! I'm going to have to ask you all to clear the building.<br /> | ||
'''Private:''' But the standing orders--<br /> | '''Private:''' But the standing orders--<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Sorry, orders.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Sorry, orders.<br /> | ||
'''Private:''' Well, I've got to see some identifi--<br /> | '''Private:''' Well, I've got to see some identifi--<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Private! | '''Rani:''' Private! Dorkin - if you want to go back to what ever mud-filled life you had on Marmor, you can stay in my face!<br /> | ||
'''Private:''' Ma'am?<br /> | '''Private:''' Ma'am?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Do you know what the penalty is for chewing pick-up sticks on duty, private?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Do you know what the penalty is for chewing pick-up sticks on duty, private?<br /> | ||
'''Private:''' Pick-up sticks? I never ch--<br /> | '''Private:''' Pick-up sticks? I never ch--<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' In the barracks, it's only a misdemeanor. But as soon as you | '''Rani:''' In the barracks, it's only a misdemeanor. But as soon as you walk through the front door of a level 5 security zone, it became treason! Did you know that private?!<br /> | ||
'''Private:''' Treason?<br /> | '''Private:''' Treason?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' They broadcast the injections for treason you know.<br /> | '''Rani:''' They broadcast the injections for treason you know.<br /> | ||
'''Private:''' Wh-whatever you need, ma'am. Just don't turn me in.<br /> | '''Private:''' Wh-whatever you need, ma'am. Just don't turn me in.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Thank you. (into PA system) Security sweep! Please clear this wing immediately!<br /> | '''Rani:''' Thank you. (into PA system) Security sweep! Please clear this wing immediately!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/security_sweep.wav security_sweep] | |||
'''Rani:''' Leave all work untouched in its current location. I repeat - this is a security sweep.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Leave all work untouched in its current location. I repeat - this is a security sweep.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Did Durga give you the | '''Jan:''' Did Durga give you the Marmor thing?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Didn't you see his tattoo? That cross in the circle, he's a | '''Rani:''' Didn't you see his tattoo? That cross in the circle, he's a Calorist. They all come from Marmor.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' And the | '''Jan:''' And the pickup sticks?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' You didn't see the stains on his teeth?<br /> | '''Rani:''' You didn't see the stains on his teeth?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I like this girl!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I like this girl!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' | '''Rani:''' Alright team, let's begin our inspection. *sigh* Ok, we've got to work fast. These security drills usually only last a couple of minutes.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Wait...<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Wait...<br /> | ||
(switch: Jersey)<br /> | (switch: Jersey)<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/argon.wav argon] | |||
'''Jan:''' There's still like five guys down in the clean room.<br /> | '''Jan:''' There's still like five guys down in the clean room.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Cool, they look like big gold-plated bugs in those vacsuits!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Cool, they look like big gold-plated bugs in those vacsuits!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Didn't they hear the announcement about the security sweep?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Didn't they hear the announcement about the security sweep?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I'm afraid they couldn't hear Rani through the | '''Durga:''' I'm afraid they couldn't hear Rani through the intercom. Looks like the clean room is another black box.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Let me guess, that's bad.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Let me guess, that's bad.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I was hoping to use instruments to manipulate the | '''Durga:''' I was hoping to use instruments to manipulate the artifact, but I can't get in there. Someone is going to have to turn it off by hand.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Well, is it complicated?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Well, is it complicated?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Not really. But the room is full of | '''Durga:''' Not really. But the room is full of argon.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' And that's bad.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' And that's bad.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Two for two, boy genius. Argon prevents corrosion and electrical arcing...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Two for two, boy genius. Argon prevents corrosion and electrical arcing...<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' ...But you can't breath it.<br /> | '''Rani:''' ...But you can't breath it.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' | '''Jersey:''' Ok, not breathing is bad.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Anyone ever put on a vacsuit?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Anyone ever put on a vacsuit?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Jersey has.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Jersey has.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_soldier_now.wav a_soldier_now] | |||
'''Kamal:''' You?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, my dad. There was an accident, and he got picked up after like ten hours in space. They sent his vacsuit home as a memento. I used to put it on and pretend I was a | '''Jersey:''' Yeah, my dad. There was an accident, and he got picked up after like ten hours in space. They sent his vacsuit home as a memento. I used to put it on and pretend I was a Helljumper and stuff.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (giggles) You looked like such a dork running around the tenement in that thing. | '''Jan:''' (giggles) You looked like such a dork running around the tenement in that thing. | ||
'''Jersey:''' But in a cute way, right?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' But in a cute way, right?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, | '''Jan:''' Yeah, ok.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Well, I guess that means I'm going into the clean room.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Well, I guess that means I'm going into the clean room.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Jersey shouldn't go.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey shouldn't go.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Hey, hey. Remember all that stuff you said? About how a soldier's got to do his duty?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Hey, hey. Remember all that stuff you said? About how a soldier's got to do his duty?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' You aren't a soldier.<br /> | '''Durga:''' You aren't a soldier.<br /> | ||
''' | '''Jan:''' Covenant's coming, Durga. Everyone's a soldier now.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_hero_type.wav the_hero_type] | |||
'''Durga:''' Fine. There's a vacsuit locker right under this room with an airlock to the clean room.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Fine. There's a vacsuit locker right under this room with an airlock to the clean room.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Kamal, you come help me get the suit on. They're a bee-atch to do yourself. For all her superpowers, Durga | '''Jersey:''' Kamal, you come help me get the suit on. They're a bee-atch to do yourself. For all her superpowers, Durga couldn't get the lid off a jar of pickles.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You've got it.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You've got it.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' If I get into trouble...<br /> | '''Jersey:''' If I get into trouble...<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Maybe you are the hero type.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Maybe you are the hero type.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/suffocate.wav suffocate] | |||
(putting on the vacsuit)<br /> | (putting on the vacsuit)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Ugh! Thank God for a sound-proof airlock between the clean room and the vacsuit locker.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Ugh! Thank God for a sound-proof airlock between the clean room and the vacsuit locker.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Are you sure that's where your arm goes?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Are you sure that's where your arm goes?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Want me to show you where my fist goes?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Want me to show you where my fist goes?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, yeah. You're from the mean streets of the demob zone, I know. Listen, if there's a leak in your suit, you won't know that you're suffocating until | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, yeah. You're from the mean streets of the demob zone, I know. Listen, if there's a leak in your suit, you won't know that you're suffocating until too late.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Oh, that's comforting.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Oh, that's comforting.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Triangles, lines, dots.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Triangles, lines, dots.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Just messing with you.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Just messing with you.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Jersey...<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey...<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' | '''Jersey:''' Ok, Kamal, screw that helmet on tight. I know I'm a hero and all, but even heroes can't get babes when they're dead.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/lockdown_lab.wav lockdown_lab] | |||
'''Jan:''' (pacing) God, I hate being stuck up here on the observation bay. What's taking them so long?<br /> | '''Jan:''' (pacing) God, I hate being stuck up here on the observation bay. What's taking them so long?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' He's putting on his vacsuit.<br /> | '''Durga:''' He's putting on his vacsuit.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Triangles, lines, dots... triangles, lines... oh...<br /> | '''Rani:''' Triangles, lines, dots... triangles, lines... oh...<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I still say I'd feel better with a few flash grenades.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I still say I'd feel better with a few flash grenades.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Durga - I don't think it's a toggle like a light switch. Triangles, lines, dots - it's a countdown. Of course it is! Jersey's got to do it the other way. | '''Rani:''' Durga - I don't think it's a toggle like a light switch. Triangles, lines, dots - it's a countdown. Of course it is! Jersey's got to do it the other way. | ||
'''Durga:''' Dots, lines, triangles?<br /> | '''Durga:''' Dots, lines, triangles?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Yes!<br /> | '''Rani:''' Yes!<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' No!<br /> | '''Rani:''' No!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/homing_signal.wav homing_signal] | |||
'''Durga:''' Oh, great. Telling Jersey now.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Oh, great. Telling Jersey now.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' We're not sure what we're supposed to do to the artifact? What if we guess wrong?<br /> | '''Jan:''' We're not sure what we're supposed to do to the artifact? What if we guess wrong?<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Well...<br /> | '''Durga:''' Well...<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' You know what, forget I asked. Wh-whoa, there's Jersey, he's in the room.<br /> | '''Jan:''' You know what, forget I asked. Wh-whoa, there's Jersey, he's in the room.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' | '''Rani:''' Uh-oh. The guy with the black badge just showed up at the front door. I'm going down there to buy some time.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' How?<br /> | '''Jan:''' How?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' I'll think of something. (running away) Durga - dots, lines, triangles. You've got that door jammed right?<br /> | '''Rani:''' I'll think of something. (running away) Durga - dots, lines, triangles. You've got that door jammed right?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' For now.<br /> | '''Durga:''' For now.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/acceptable_casualties.wav acceptable_casualties] | |||
'''Kamal:''' OK, you're in the airlock my friend.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' | |||
'''Jersey:''' I love airlocks. Who doesn't love airlocks?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' I love airlocks. Who doesn't love airlocks?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Dude... good luck.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Dude... good luck.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Thanks... (whistles) | '''Jersey:''' Thanks... (whistles) Ok. Out with the air, in with the argon.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Have you got it?<br /> | '''Durga:''' Have you got it?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' (breathing heavy) Yeah... dots... triangles... lines...<br /> | '''Jersey:''' (breathing heavy) Yeah... dots... triangles... lines...<br /> | ||
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(airlock opens)<br /> | (airlock opens)<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/airlock.wav airlock] | |||
'''Jan:''' Jersey's in. So far, so good. Just another gold headed worker dude.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Jersey's in. So far, so good. Just another gold headed worker dude.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' If they try to hurt him--<br /> | '''Durga:''' If they try to hurt him--<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' And I take care of my people.<br /> | '''Durga:''' And I take care of my people.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/top_hats_or_dice.wav top_hats_or_dice] | |||
'''Kamal:''' (fiddles with dice) Top hat. (dice) Top hat. You call it Durga, top hats or dice?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' (fiddles with dice) Top hat. (dice) Top hat. You call it Durga, top hats or dice?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Kamal...<br /> | '''Durga:''' Kamal...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' That's | '''Kamal:''' That's wierd, it might be he was shot to death in five minutes, but right now Jersey's on the other side of that door either saving the planet or blowing it up, and I have absolutely nothing to do. Tumbling dice!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Kamal, there's something you should know about | '''Durga:''' Kamal, there's something you should know about Sophie. She didn't go back to Aiden.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Ya, well she didn't come to the bus station. (dice) Top hat.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Ya, well she didn't come to the bus station. (dice) Top hat.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' No, they sent her to a refugee camp.<br /> | '''Durga:''' No, they sent her to a refugee camp.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' What? | '''Kamal:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' A crooked immigration cop tried to get her to rat you out for your chips. When she wouldn't betray you, he sent her to the camps.<br /> | '''Durga:''' A crooked immigration cop tried to get her to rat you out for your chips. When she wouldn't betray you, he sent her to the camps.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Sophie... But, why didn't you tell me sooner?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Sophie... But, why didn't you tell me sooner?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Dammit I knew it!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Dammit I knew it!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' What?<br /> | '''Durga:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You really are | '''Kamal:''' You really are Yasmine, you... brat.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/grenade.wav grenade] | |||
(trying to open door from outside)<br /> | (trying to open door from outside)<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' (shouts) I think it's jammed! ( | '''Rani:''' (shouts) I think it's jammed! (?)<br /> | ||
'''Outside:''' (commotion, trying to get in) | '''Outside:''' (commotion, trying to get in)<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' What's that?! I'm sorry, I only have a green badge! The door says I'm not cleared to open it!<br /> | '''Rani:''' What's that?! I'm sorry, I only have a green badge! The door says I'm not cleared to open it!<br /> | ||
'''Outside:''' ( | '''Outside:''' (?)...grenade...(?)<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Eh, Durga? Did I just hear the word 'grenade'?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Eh, Durga? Did I just hear the word 'grenade'?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' They're...discussing options.<br /> | '''Durga:''' They're...discussing options.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Durga??<br /> | '''Rani:''' Durga??<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/crashing_planes.wav crashing_planes] | |||
'''Durga:''' Jersey!<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I see it!<br /> | '''Jan:''' I see it!<br /> | ||
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(runs down stairs)<br /> | (runs down stairs)<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/she_took_a_bullet.wav she_took_a_bullet] | |||
'''Durga:''' Kamal, get away from the door.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Kamal, get away from the door.<br /> | ||
(door opens)<br /> | (door opens)<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Jersey!<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Jan!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Jan!<br /> | ||
(scream | (scream)<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Oh, my God! | '''Kamal:''' Oh, my God! | ||
'''Durga:''' What?! | '''Durga:''' What?! | ||
'''Kamal:''' I think Jan just... broke a guy's jaw with her elbow!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I think Jan just... broke a guy's jaw with her elbow!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Jersey...!<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey...!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Jersey's alright, it's Jan... she took a bullet!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Jersey's alright, it's Jan... she took a bullet!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/blood.wav blood] | |||
'''Rani:''' Maybe you could slide a badge under the door! (slams continue) Durga, what's happening?<br /> | |||
'''Rani:''' Maybe you | |||
'''Durga:''' The techs jumped Jersey, Jan ran down to help. She took them out, but she took a bullet doing it.<br /> | '''Durga:''' The techs jumped Jersey, Jan ran down to help. She took them out, but she took a bullet doing it.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Is she...?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Is she...?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Not dead, not great. She and Kamal are dragging a couple of guys with ruptured vacsuits out | '''Durga:''' Not dead, not great. She and Kamal are dragging a couple of guys with ruptured vacsuits out to the clean room. There's a lot of blood on the back of her shirt.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Open the door right now!<br /> | '''Officer:''' Open the door right now!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' And Jersey? What about the artifact?<br /> | '''Rani:''' And Jersey? What about the artifact?<br /> | ||
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(switch: Kamal)<br /> | (switch: Kamal)<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/stay_with_me.wav stay_with_me] → | |||
'''Kamal:''' That's the last! Durga, cycle the airlock!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' That's the last! Durga, cycle the airlock!<br /> | ||
(airlock closes)<br /> | (airlock closes)<br /> | ||
(Jan's coughing)<br /> | (Jan's coughing)<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Stay with me, girl.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Stay with me, girl.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I'm | '''Jan:''' I'm OK...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You're not | '''Kamal:''' You're not OK. Hold still.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' It's... my neck. | '''Jan:''' It's... my neck hurts. The side of my neck feels kind of funny.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Look at me...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Look at me...<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, sure.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Yeah, sure.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' | '''Kamal:''' OK Jan, are you in a lot pain?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, not too bad, I just... can't breath | '''Jan:''' Yeah, not too bad, I just... can't breath well. Screamed when I took the bullet and I lost some oxygen.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, you may have inhaled some argon, but I think your hemopneumothorax is your real problem.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, you may have inhaled some argon, but I think your hemopneumothorax is your real problem.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Hemopneumo...?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Hemopneumo...?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Collapsed lung. <br /> | '''Kamal:''' Collapsed lung. <br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/quit_smoking.wav quit_smoking] | |||
'''Kamal:''' OK, now turn... gently. The bullet entered just below your clavicle... broke your 5th rib on its way out.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' | |||
'''Jan:''' Does... that mean, I have to quit smoking? (small chuckle)<br /> | '''Jan:''' Does... that mean, I have to quit smoking? (small chuckle)<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You should at least cut down.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You should at least cut down.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' What's that?<br /> | '''Jan:''' What's that?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' It's my medkit. I'm checking your vitals. Do you feel dizzy?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' It's my medkit. I'm checking your vitals. Do you feel dizzy?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' ( | '''Jan:''' (?) my face...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Your vital signs are good. I believe we could actually - do you feel shocky at all?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Your vital signs are good. I believe we could actually - do you feel shocky at all?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Back... feels shocky.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Back... feels shocky.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/shocky.wav shocky] | |||
'''Kamal:''' OK, listen... I've got splint tape. I can't set that rib properly, but I can give it a little support so it doesn't hurt as much.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' | |||
'''Jan:''' I'm hurting pretty good.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I'm hurting pretty good.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' This is going to feel a little warm when it activates, but it'll set in about 10 seconds. You | '''Kamal:''' This is going to feel a little warm when it activates, but it'll set in about 10 seconds. You OK? I'll give you blockers for the pain.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' No, no, I don't need | '''Jan:''' No, no, I don't need blockers, I want to be clear headed.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You get shocky fast if something smacks your chest.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You get shocky fast if something smacks your chest.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' No. It's alright. One point one...<br /> | '''Jan:''' No. It's alright. One point one...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Durga, look! Jersey's back!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Durga, look! Jersey's back!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/module_core_hemorrhage.wav module_core_hemorrhage] | |||
'''Durga:''' Jersey!!!!<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey!!!!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Woohoo! Yeah-hah! I did it! We aren't all dead!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Woohoo! Yeah-hah! I did it! We aren't all dead!<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Stay with me! Come on!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Stay with me! Come on!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/wide_awake_and_physical.wav wide_awake_and_physical] | |||
'''Rani:''' Durga! What the hell is going on?!<br /> | '''Rani:''' Durga! What the hell is going on?!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' THIS MEDIUM IS WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL. MAKE YOUR DECISIONS ACCORDINGLY. BEES!!!<br /> | '''Durga:''' THIS MEDIUM IS WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL. MAKE YOUR DECISIONS ACCORDINGLY. BEES!!!<br /> | ||
'''Outside:''' Fire in the hole!<br /> | '''Outside:''' Fire in the hole!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Uh-oh | '''Rani:''' Uh-oh (runs)<br /> | ||
(explosion)<br /> | (explosion)<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' You there, get down. Remain prone.<br /> | '''Officer:''' You there, get down. Remain prone.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Shipwreck... We split... We hide... We bled... | '''Durga:''' Shipwreck... We split... We hide... We bled... I love bees... I love bees!!!<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' What the hell is that?<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' What the hell is that?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I'm drowning... I'm drowning... | '''Durga:''' I'm drowning... I'm drowning...(?) I'm so scared!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/foaming_with_spiders.wav foaming_with_spiders ] | |||
'''Durga:''' I'm playing on the beach. Very young... making a castle out of sand... It's way better than my brother's. It's quiet on the beach next to him. But, a wave comes up foaming with spiders and takes away his face.<br /> | |||
'''Durga:''' I'm playing on the beach. Very young... making a castle out of sand... It's way better than my brother's. | |||
'''Kamal:''' Shh... Yasmine... it's me Yasmine... it's your brother... Kamal.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Shh... Yasmine... it's me Yasmine... it's your brother... Kamal.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' There are people who love me. I will not be forgotten. I will not be forgotten... | '''Durga:''' There are people who love me. I will not be forgotten. I will not be forgotten... not forgotten... Kamal?! Kamal...?<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/spaghetti.wav spaghetti] | |||
'''Officer:''' What's your name?<br /> | '''Officer:''' What's your name?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Sobek, sir. Rani | '''Rani:''' Sobek, sir. Rani Sobek. Analyst 3, I work in Ms. Lawson's department. Please don't shoot me.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Well Miss | '''Officer:''' Well Miss Sobek, would you mind telling me what you're doing in a level five security zone? Lieutenant - take your men and make a quick sweep of the clean room.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' No! Sir...<br /> | '''Rani:''' No! Sir...<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' What the...<br /> | '''Officer:''' What the...<br /> | ||
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'''Officer:''' Lieutenant, send in the bomb squad.<br /> | '''Officer:''' Lieutenant, send in the bomb squad.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/zero_motor_function.wav zero_motor_function] | |||
'''Jan:''' We've got to get out!<br /> | '''Jan:''' We've got to get out!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, no kidding!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, no kidding!<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' I'm not accessing your data! Yasmine!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I'm not accessing your data! Yasmine!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/bug_out.wav bug_out] | |||
'''Jersey:''' What the hell have you done to Durga?!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' What the hell have you done to Durga?!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Look, bug out now! Or we'll be talking together later... a lot - | '''Jan:''' Look, bug out now! Or we'll be talking together later... a lot - In a cell...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Okay... Okay, so here's the thing - we have to get back to a transmission shed and open the ports again.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Okay... Okay, so here's the thing - we have to get back to a transmission shed and open the ports again.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' What?!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' What?!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' She copied herself in, and we closed the ports. She's got to copy her new self back out, after this | '''Kamal:''' She copied herself in, and we closed the ports. She's got to copy her new self back out, after this update.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Outside, sane Durga. Inside, crazy one. You want to let the crazy one-- (cough)<br /> | '''Jan:''' Outside, sane Durga. Inside, crazy one. You want to let the crazy one-- (cough)<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' At least herself inside stuff inside, includes Yasmine -- My sister!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' At least herself inside stuff inside, includes Yasmine -- My sister!<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Try it, and I will take the gun off of one of these techs and shoot you like a dog!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Try it, and I will take the gun off of one of these techs and shoot you like a dog!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/access_violation.wav access_violation] | |||
'''Jan:''' Oh crap. Okay... change mission in mid-stride... just like, every other general...<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh crap. Okay... change mission in mid-stride... just like, every other general...<br /> | ||
''' | '''Kamal:''' Okay, we'll do it your way.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, yeah... but Kamal? I | '''Jan:''' Yeah, yeah... but Kamal? I can totally take you. With one lung behind my back. | ||
'''Durga:''' WARNING! ACCESS VIOLATION! WARNING! ACCESS VIOLATION!<br /> | '''Durga:''' WARNING! ACCESS VIOLATION! WARNING! ACCESS VIOLATION!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' What the hell happened?!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' What the hell happened?!<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' I'm trying Jersey...<br /> | '''Durga:''' I'm trying Jersey...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yasmine!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yasmine!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I | '''Durga:''' I am!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Who's running the show in there?!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Who's running the show in there?!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I am.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I am.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Are you sure?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Are you sure?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' It's getting easier to compartmentalize.<br /> | '''Durga:''' It's getting easier to compartmentalize.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Nice to hear. | '''Jersey:''' Nice to hear. OK, we need to find out what's happening to Rani, and we need to think of a way to get the freak out of here.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' | '''Durga:''' Find Rani.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/make_your_decisions.wav make_your_decisions] | |||
'''Officer:''' How long does it take for the damned bomb squad to get here!?<br /> | |||
'''Officer:''' How long | |||
'''Lieutenant:''' There are no mines, or bombs, sir!<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' There are no mines, or bombs, sir!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' No sir, if you say so, sir. Only this here is the only way out. But it won't hurt to get the bomb squad in here because... the terrorists won't be going anywhere. Unless, they figure out a way to come straight through the walls.<br /> | '''Rani:''' No sir, if you say so, sir. Only this here is the only way out. But it won't hurt to get the bomb squad in here because... the terrorists won't be going anywhere. Unless, they figure out a way to come straight through the walls.<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' If there's a better way to bring the Covies here, I can't think of it, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' If there's a better way to bring the Covies here, I can't think of it, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Oh... my God...<br /> | '''Rani:''' Oh... my God...<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' You better hope God's on your side.<br /> | '''Officer:''' You'd better hope God's on your side.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Bomb squad's asking for orders sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Bomb squad's asking for orders sir.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Watch the prisoner Lieutenant. If she moves | '''Officer:''' Watch the prisoner Lieutenant. If she moves, shoot her.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Hear that?<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Hear that?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' (whispers) If I brought the Covenant down on us, | '''Rani:''' (whispers) If I brought the Covenant down on us, that deserves a death.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/with_a_tank.wav with_a_tank] | |||
'''Durga:''' They've got Rani.<br /> | '''Durga:''' They've got Rani.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Damn it.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Damn it.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' But, she gave me an idea for how we can get out of here.<br /> | '''Durga:''' But, she gave me an idea for how we can get out of here.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Uh guys, these fellas are starting to wake up.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Uh guys, these fellas are starting to wake up.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Start | '''Durga:''' Start. Start moving. Out that door and to the left.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Where are we going?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Where are we going?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' We are going to find an outside wall.<br /> | '''Durga:''' We are going to find an outside wall.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' I hope this time works out better.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I hope this time works out better.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/my_crew.wav my_crew] | |||
'''Jersey:''' Scorpions rock! When I get drafted, I want tank duty!<br /> | |||
'''Jersey:''' | |||
'''Kamal:''' I want to stop being a medic, and send people to hospitals where they belong.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I want to stop being a medic, and send people to hospitals where they belong.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Oh yeah. 'How did you get injured, Miss? Oh, breaking into a military base.'<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh yeah. 'How did you get injured, Miss? Oh, breaking into a military base.'<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Not if I can help it.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Not if I can help it.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/dog_catcher.wav dog_catcher] | |||
'''Jersey:''' Do you think Standish will get a hold of her?<br /> | |||
'''Jersey:''' Do you think | |||
'''Durga:''' Standish? Oh no, I'm not worried about Standish.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Standish? Oh no, I'm not worried about Standish.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' You're not?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' You're not?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' It appears Standish has been implicated in some catastrophic security breaches at Chawla Base. Major Standish is in some difficulty.<br /> | '''Durga:''' It appears Standish has been implicated in some catastrophic security breaches at Chawla Base. Major Standish is in some difficulty.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Oh, man. You're not going to sick the dog catcher on him are you?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Oh, man. You're not going to sick the dog catcher on him are you?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' The dog catcher will be the least of the | '''Durga:''' The dog catcher will be the least of the major's worries.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' So, did we do it? Did we save the world?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' So, did we do it? Did we save the world?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Well, the world's still here.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Well, the world's still here.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' For now.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' For now.<br /> | ||
[[Category:I Love Bees|Axon Clips Chapter 91]] | |||
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