Editing Avery J. Johnson/Quotes

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==[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]==

===Scripted Dialog===

*"You heard the lady! Move like you've got a purpose!" - To the [[Marines]] before his speech,  on the level [[Pillar of Autumn (Level)|Pillar of Autumn]]. 
*"Men, keep your eyes downrange, fingers on the triggers, and we all come home in one piece. Am I right, Marines? - [[Johnson]]'s speech on [[Easy]].
*"Once again it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving [[Pillar of Autumn|this ship]] platoon, and engaging the [[Covenant]] on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on [[Normal]].
*"Men, here is where we show those [[Elites|split-chin]] squid-head sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the [[human]] race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on [[Heroic]].
*"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on [[Earth]]. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a [[Halo|giant hula hoop]], we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -[[Johnson]]'s speech on [[Legendary]].
*"Mmm-hmm. Damn right I am. Now move it out! Double time!"-immediately after the previous quote
*"All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close...this is gonna be your lucky day."-smirking
*"Well, there's only one thing to say.. That's all, folks!" - When the [[Master Chief]] is killed after attacking the crew on the [[Pillar of Autumn]]'s bridge.
*"It's a mess, Sir. We're scattered all over this valley. We called for evac, but until [[Master Chief|you]] showed up, [[Johnson|I]] thought we were cooked." - To the Master Chief on the level [[Halo (Halo: Combat Evolved Level)|Halo]].
*"If you're not too busy, Foe Hammer, we could use a lift. We have survivors to transport to the [[Command Shuttle]]."
*"Sure, Cortana. All right ladies, volunteers step up on the double! The rest of you, get to the [[Pelican|Dropship]]." - When Cortana asked for some backup, may be said by Johnson or by [[M. Fitzgerald]].
*"There's a [[Gravity Lift]] that ferries troops and supplies between the [[Truth and Reconciliation|ship]] and the surface. That's our ticket in." - In the beginning of the level [[The Truth and Reconciliation (Level)|The Truth and Reconciliation]].
*"Hit it Marines, go go go! The [[UNSC|Corps]] ain't payin' us by the hour!" Beginning of [[Truth and Reconciliation(level)]] after the cut-scene.   
*"Everybody out!" - Once the Gravity Lift is reached and the reinforcements arrived. 
*"Watch your mouth, [[Manuel Mendoza|son]]. This "stuff" is your history. It should remind you grunts what we're fightin' to protect!" - Referring to [[flip music]], level [[343 Guilty Spark (Level)|343 Guilty Spark]].
*"You ask 'em REAL nice next time you see 'em, [[Bisenti]]. [[Johnson|I]]'m sure [[Covenant|they]]'ll be happy to oblige."  
*"Go go go!" - When the Pelican was landing.
*"Stay close [[Jenkins]]!" - Approaching the [[Forerunner]] facility in the swamp.
*"[[Mendoza]]! Move it up!" - By the Forerunner facility.
*"Wait here for the [[Jacob Keyes|Captain]] and his squad, then get your ass inside." - To Wallace Jenkins.
*"Okay, let's move!"
*"What's that? Plasma scoring?" - Finding the dead Elites patrol in the Forerunner facility, level [[343 Guilty Spark (Level)|343 Guilty Spark]].
*"Looks like a Covenant patrol. Badass Elite units, all KIA." - To [[Jacob Keyes]].
*"Boy, you always got a bad feelin' about something-" - In the [[Flood Infection Form]]s chamber.
*"Corporal? Do you copy, over?"
*"[[Mendoza]], get your ass back up to [[Second Squad]]'s position, and find out what the hell is goin' on." - To Manuel Mendoza.
*"[[Johnson|I]] don't have time for your lip, soldier! [[Johnson|I]] gave you an order!" - To Manuel Mendoza.
*"Where's that comin' from, Mendoza?" - Hearing the [[Flood Infection Form]]s.
*"Let 'em have it!" - When the Flood Infection Forms appeared.
*"God dammit, Jenkins, fire your weapon!" - To Wallace Jenkins.
*"Don't even THINK about it, Marine!" - To Wallace Jenkins.
*"Jenkins!" - Before the video is shut down.

'''Legendary Ending'''
*"C'mere you mother ..! I'm gonna. Grrr... Ah." - Struggling with an Elite for [[Assault Rifle]].
*"Oh shi..." - When the Pillar of Autumn started to explode.
*"This is it, baby. Hold me." - To the Elite, who hugs him.

===Random Phrases===

*"Get up, SO [[Johnson|I]] CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!" - Shooting the enemy's corpse.
*"Roadkill!"
*"Why me ...?" - Stuck by [[Plasma Grenade]].
*"School is now in session!"

*"Leave some for me!"
*"You mind not killing my men?!" - When you kill a [[Marine]].
*"You monkeys almost look like soldiers there!" To the Marines.
*"I'm proud of you Marines!" - After a Marine kill.
*"Marines, we are going to aid [[Master Chief]] after he just saved your sorry asses!" - Assault on the Control Center.
*"Ah man, I just had the thing washed!" - After a road kill.
*You're ''almost'' a man! - After you or a marine kills something.
*"Who's the man" (Marine says-"You are") "Thank You!!!"- Randomly after Johnson kills an elite or grunt.
*"Just you and me now." - After all marines nearby have been killed.
*"One down 50 billion to go!!!"-After killing a Covenant
*" Do I owe you money?! "-After being hit by the player

==[[Halo 2]]==
*"Yes we know im pretty but we gotta get back to work." - After being stared at

*"I heard that, Jackass!" - In response to the main on Delta Halo

*" That hurts Chief . That hurts real bad." When you give Johnson a bad weapon 

*"Don't make me take off my belt!"

*"You know I was kicking ass with that?"-when you swap weapons with him.

*"I thought we were friends, Chief"-when you take his Sniper.

*"That, or he can hide behind me. You done with my boy here, Master Guns? I don't see any training wheels." - entering to the armory.

*"Don't worry, I'll hold his hand." - to [[Master Gunnery Sergeant]].

*"Sorry, Guns. It's classified." - to Master Gunnery Sergeant.

*"Well, he's in a particularly fine mood. Maybe [[Lord Hood]] didn't give him an invitation." - to the [[Master Chief]], entering the tram car.

*"[[Earth]]... Haven't seen it in years. When I shipped out for Basic, the orbital defense grid was all theory and politics. Now look! The [[Cairo]] is just one of three hundred geosync platforms. That MAC gun can put a round clean through a Covenant capital ship. With coordinated fire from the [[Athens]] and the [[Malta]], nothing's getting past this battle cluster in one piece. Ships have been arriving all morning. Nobody's saying much, but I think something big's about to happen." - in the tram car.

*"Very funny, [[Cortana]]. Now turn [[Master Chief|him]] back on." If the Master Chief stares at him for too long.

*Do I look like an eight foot two alien monster?." If you shoot or melee him.  

*"C'mon, get up [[Master Chief|Chief]], you've been through worse." If the Master Chief dies.

*"I'm too pretty to die!" If he is stuck with a [[plasma grenade]].

*"Hey, for a brick, he flew pretty good." Ending cut-scene of [[Cairo Station]] after the bomb detonates

*"If you want to keep your brain inside your head I'd tell those boys to chill!" In the [[Great Journey]] cut-scene

*"I don't wanna kill ya, you're just too ugly to let live!".

*"Dear Humanity...  We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" Opening cut-scene of [[Outskirts (Level)|Outskirts]].

*"We're going in. Get tactical [[Marines]]!" Opening cut-scene of Outskirts (Level).

*"We got [[Jackals]] in the courtyard!" During gameplay in Outskirts(Level).

*"Looks like your freaky little mouth just bit off more than it could chew!" to a [[Grunt]] on the level, Outskirts.

*"Don't they teach you kids how to swear in basic anymore!?" - Outskirts [[Normal]].

*"Oh I know what the ladies like..." To Cortana when she thanks him for bringing her and the Master Chief a tank... and while cocking an M-247. Opening cut-scene of [[Metropolis]].

*"(Spits) Say what?!" When he learns about [[Delta Halo]] in the opening cut-scene of the level [[Delta Halo (Level)|Delta Halo]].

*"(Grunts) You know, your father never asked me for help either!" To [[Miranda Keyes]] after she retrieves the [[Index]] at the Library at the end of [[Quarantine Zone]].

*"McKenzie, Perez, how's our exit? "You hear me, Marines?! We got trouble" - in the Quarantine Zone level.

*"Listen, you don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you. But if we don't do something, Mr. Mohawk's gonna activate this ring, and we're all gonna die." To the [[Arbiter]], while piloting a [[Scarab]], during The Great Journey (Level).

*"Please... don't shake the light bulb!" Referring to [[343 Guilty Spark]] in The Great Journey.

*"Come on, Arbiter, kick that guy's ass!" To the Arbiter during combat with [[Tartarus]], during The Great Journey.

*"Don't make me take off my belt!"

*"Well, I just happen to have a key! Come on, grab a [[Banshee]] and give me some cover. They're gonna know we're comin'." Towards the end of The Great Journey (Level)|, when he is told that Tartarus has locked himself in the control room on Delta Halo and ''happens'' to be commandeering a Scarab.

*"Hey, bastards! Knock Knock!" Towards the end of The Great Journey (Level) when he blows open the control room on Delta Halo with a Scarab

*"Don't make me rip your arms off and beat you to death with them" When a Grunt yells out 
"Monkey!"

*"Yeah baby!"-On metropolis.
===[[Metropolis]] Speeches===
{{quote|You had your chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved Corps! But, to guide you back to the true path, I brought this motivational device! Our big green style cannot be defeated!|Easy}}

{{quote|The Chief is gonna jump in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, cause you're going with him.|Normal}}

{{quote|You hurt marine?(Marine says no) Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon- and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!|Heroic}}

{{quote|Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!|Legendary}}

==[[Halo 3]]==
*"'What's an aspect ratio?' It's the shape and proportion of your screen, fool!" On the AV Calibration tool.
*"Keep pushing into the town of [[Voi]] [[Chief]]. Three supply birds will meet you into the next bridge."
*"Crazy fool... why do you always jump?! One of these days, you're gonna land on something as stubborn as you are. And I don't do bits and pieces..." to the Master Chief at the beginning of [[Halo 3]].
*"Come on, now. We've got enough to worry about without you two trying to kill each other!" to the Master Chief when he confronts the Arbiter at the beginning of [[Sierra 117]].
*"Come on, you [[Brutes|dumb apes]]! If you want breakfast, you gotta catch it!" to pursuing Brutes on Sierra 117 (Level).
*"Send me out... with a bang." To the Master Chief; Johnson's last words.
*"Kick his ass." to the Master Chief after he hands over the Spartan Laser to help defeat [[343 Guilty Spark]].
*"Don't let her go... don't ''ever'' let her go." to the Master Chief about [[Cortana]].
*"What's the matter, big shot? Can't start your [[Great Journey|own party]]?" When Truth needs him to activate [[Installation 00|The Ark]].
*"E.T.A.: damn quick!" when the Master Chief needs EVAC on The Ark (Level).
*"I did this for Hocus!!" When becoming a [[Flood Combat Form]]. ([[IWHBYD]] skull needed)
*"Friendly fire, dumbass!" When shot by friendly forces.
*"I'm sorry, [[Miranda Keyes|Commander]], there were too many. Even for me." when [[Brutes]] overtake the Ops Center on [[Crow's Nest]].
*"This isn't as fun as it looks. Cut the power!" When caught behind a [[Covenant]] energy field, held prisoner.
*"Ma'am? ...It's good to have you back." to Cortana, after she is rescued by the [[Master Chief]].
*"We got two sticks and a rock, and we got to share the rock."when briefing the chief at the beginning of the level Crow"s Nest.[[Halo 3]] 
*Johnson can sometimes be heard humming Ride of the Valkryes by Richard Wagner when Forward Unto Dawn comes down on the Ark.

===[[Sierra 117 (Level)|Sierra 117 quotes]]===

The cut-scene at the beginning of Sierra 117 in [[Halo 3]] has several variations, and it is not yet known exactly which settings cause which
*"They must love the scent of testosterone." At the beginning of Sierra 117.
*"They must love the smell of green." At the beginning of Sierra 117, on [[Normal]] difficulty.
*"They must love the smell of hero." At the beginning of Sierra 117, on [[Heroic]] difficulty.
*"They must love the smell of badass." At the beginning of Sierra 117, on [[Legendary]] difficulty.
*"They must love the smell of badass. And I left a little present for you Arbiter, and I'm walking away. Ah ha ha ha!" At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary difficulty, with IWHBYD Skull turned on.
*"They must love the smell of a real man." At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary difficulty with IWHBYD Skull on.
*"They must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah that's right I'm doing a little bit of product placement, I gotta get paid too, you know!" At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary (possible without the IWHBYD skull on).
*"Now we're even...As long as we're counting today."
*"Come on Chief, you got no time to sight-see, Commander Keyes is waiting, do you or do you not want to finish the fight" if you don't get on the Pelican at the end of the level.

==Books==

*"The [[Flood]]? Hell [[Chief]], its going to take more than that pack of walking alien horror-show freaks to take out Sergeant A. J. Johnson!"

*"Those [[Covenant]] sissies are going to have to tango with me before they set one foot in this room!"

*"That doesn't look like an Uneven Elephant to me, looks more like two squids kissing."

*"Help me with the lady, she weighs more than your last girlfriend."

*[[Corporal Locklear]]: "Just shoot me now, Sarge and get it over with. Don't torture me with that [[flip music|crap]] first."

:Sergeant Johnson: "Suck it up, [[Marine]]. This is a classic."

:Corporal Locklear: "So's a mercy killing."

*"You better get it together, Marine or the Chief'll reach down and pull you inside out by your cornhole. And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy... compared to what ''I'm'' gonna do to you." 





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