Axon Clips Chapter 8: Difference between revisions

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Jan: I'll be ready when I'm ready.<br />
'''Jan''': I'll be ready when I'm ready.<br />
Gilly: Great angles from these windows. Jim picked a good place. Defensible. I guess he <br />did most of the cleaning around here. Is that what you're wearing to the funeral? A combat shirt with the sleaves torn off?<br />
'''Gilly''': Great angles from these windows. Jim picked a good place. Defensible. I guess he <br />did most of the cleaning around here. Is that what you're wearing to the funeral? A combat shirt with the sleaves torn off?<br />
Jan: Yeah. Look, you're not my mother, ok? You weren't here when I was growing up, <br />he was.
'''Jan''': Yeah. Look, you're not my mother, ok? You weren't here when I was growing up, <br />he was.
Gilly: Yeah. Ok. I guess I'm more like the ghost of your mother. Hey, here comes Gladys. You could pick her off sweet as sweet from these windows.  
'''Gilly''': Yeah. Ok. I guess I'm more like the ghost of your mother. Hey, here comes Gladys. You could pick her off sweet as sweet from these windows.  


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Gilly: (closes the window) Time for me to bug out.<br />
'''Gilly''': (closes the window) Time for me to bug out.<br />
Jan: Aren't you going to the funeral?<br />
'''Jan''': Aren't you going to the funeral?<br />
Gilly: Mmm... dead people don't interest me so much.<br />
'''Gilly''': Mmm... dead people don't interest me so much.<br />
Jan: Jeezus!<br />
'''Jan''': Jeezus!<br />
Gilly: It's not like Jim Lee is going to be there kid.<br />
'''Gilly''': It's not like Jim Lee is going to be there kid.<br />
Gladys: (knocks) Hey? Anybody home?<br />
'''Gladys''': (knocks) Hey? Anybody home?<br />
Jan: Hey, Gladys.<br />
'''Jan''': Hey, Gladys.<br />
Gladys: Hello Jan. Hey Gilly. You're not coming, right?<br />
'''Gladys''': Hello Jan. Hey Gilly. You're not coming, right?<br />
Gilly: Nah, take care of the kid. See ya.<br />
'''Gilly''': Nah, take care of the kid. See ya.<br />
Gladys: Yeah, see ya Gilly. (door closes) You holding together ok, hun?<br />
'''Gladys''': Yeah, see ya Gilly. (door closes) You holding together ok, hun?<br />
Jan: Is she on drugs?<br />
'''Jan''': Is she on drugs?<br />
Gladys: Hope so. Is that what you're wearing?<br />
'''Gladys''': Hope so. Is that what you're wearing?<br />
Jan: Don't hassle me, ok?<br />
'''Jan''': Don't hassle me, ok?<br />


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(ambient funeral sounds)<br />
(ambient funeral sounds)<br />
Jan: Thanks<br />
'''Jan''': Thanks<br />
Gladys: Well, that was a nice service - clean, short. Hun, aren't you cold?<br />
'''Gladys''': Well, that was a nice service - clean, short. Hun, aren't you cold?<br />
Jan: No, I'm fine. So, who are all these people?<br />
'''Jan''': No, I'm fine. So, who are all these people?<br />
Gladys: Well it's your kin. That there's Moralis, oh and the kid next to him is his son <br />Kevin, who's like you, a 1.1. And that there, that guy's DAC10, came in from the west coast for this--<br />
'''Gladys''': Well it's your kin. That there's Moralis, oh and the kid next to him is his son <br />Kevin, who's like you, a 1.1. And that there, that guy's DAC10, came in from the west coast for this--<br />
Jan: A 1.1?<br />
'''Jan''': A 1.1?<br />
Gladys: A Spartan 1.0's kid. There's 16 of you.<br />
'''Gladys''': A Spartan 1.0's kid. There's 16 of you.<br />
Jan: Oh great, another freak.<br />
'''Jan''': Oh great, another freak.<br />
Gladys: Kevin's a nice boy. Oh, Moralis said that you could stay with him for a while. Might be nice to get to know another kid like you.<br />
'''Gladys''': Kevin's a nice boy. Oh, Moralis said that you could stay with him for a while. Might be nice to get to know another kid like you.<br />
Jan: Stay with him? I don't even know him.<br />
'''Jan''': Stay with him? I don't even know him.<br />


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Gladys: Well, it's not like you can stay with Gilly<br />
'''Gladys''': Well, it's not like you can stay with Gilly<br />
Jan: I dont have to stay with anybody.<br />
'''Jan''': I dont have to stay with anybody.<br />
Gladys: No one is saying you need to decide anything right now.<br />
'''Gladys''': No one is saying you need to decide anything right now.<br />
Jan: I'm 17, I can live on my own.<br />
'''Jan''': I'm 17, I can live on my own.<br />
Gladys: Ok!<br />
'''Gladys''': Ok!<br />
Jan: He looks like a grind...<br />
'''Jan''': He looks like a grind...<br />
Gladys: Who? <br />
'''Gladys''': Who? <br />
Jan: The 1.1 kid. He's a dweeb.<br />
'''Jan''': The 1.1 kid. He's a dweeb.<br />
Gladys: Kevin? He doesn't usually wear a suit.<br />
'''Gladys''': Kevin? He doesn't usually wear a suit.<br />
Jan: Yeah, but look at his hair... on the other hand, he obviously hasn't gotten his dad killed.<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah, but look at his hair... on the other hand, he obviously hasn't gotten his dad killed.<br />
Gladys: Now I told you once and I'll tell you again, that dog don't hunt. Jim James got in over his head. It happens.<br />
'''Gladys''': Now I told you once and I'll tell you again, that dog don't hunt. Jim James got in over his head. It happens.<br />
Jan: It's rule #1, Gladys. Never go into a situation alone.<br />
'''Jan''': It's rule #1, Gladys. Never go into a situation alone.<br />
Gladys: And he broke it.<br />
'''Gladys''': And he broke it.<br />
Jan: Because it was me!<br />
'''Jan''': Because it was me!<br />
Gladys: Sometimes those things happen, honey. Like the weather... like this damn rain.<br />
'''Gladys''': Sometimes those things happen, honey. Like the weather... like this damn rain.<br />


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Jan: Hey Gladys, Gilly called dad by a different name. Lee - Jim Lee.<br />
'''Jan''': Hey Gladys, Gilly called dad by a different name. Lee - Jim Lee.<br />
Gladys: She did, huh?<br />
'''Gladys''': She did, huh?<br />
Jan: Is my last name really Lee?<br />
'''Jan''': Is my last name really Lee?<br />
Gladys: Your last name is whatever you want it to be. You want to be Janissary James, <br />that's who you are.
'''Gladys''': Your last name is whatever you want it to be. You want to be Janissary James, <br />that's who you are.
Jan: But I...<br />
'''Jan''': But I...<br />
Gladys: James James... (chuckles) He said it was so dumb everybody would assume he'd <br />been born with it.
'''Gladys''': James James... (chuckles) He said it was so dumb everybody would assume he'd <br />been born with it.
Jan: So do I... have cousins or something?<br />
'''Jan''': So do I... have cousins or something?<br />
Gladys: Well now I can't help you out there. I know this family, but Jim never talked <br />about that one.
'''Gladys''': Well now I can't help you out there. I know this family, but Jim never talked <br />about that one.


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Jersey: Hey Jan. I guess the rain finally stopped, huh?<br />
'''Jersey''': Hey Jan. I guess the rain finally stopped, huh?<br />
Jan: Jersey, what are you doing here?<br />
'''Jan''': Jersey, what are you doing here?<br />
Jersey: I'm so sorry about your dad. Listen, could I talk to you for a sec?<br />
'''Jersey''': I'm so sorry about your dad. Listen, could I talk to you for a sec?<br />
Jan: Talk away, Jersey, it's a free cemetery.<br />
'''Jan''': Talk away, Jersey, it's a free cemetery.<br />
Jersey: I mean in private.<br />
'''Jersey''': I mean in private.<br />
Jan: Look, I'm kind of strung out from all this, could we do it some other time?<br />
'''Jan''': Look, I'm kind of strung out from all this, could we do it some other time?<br />
Jersey: It's important. I promise.<br />
'''Jersey''': It's important. I promise.<br />
Jan: Sure.<br />
'''Jan''': Sure.<br />
Jersey: Hey, do you want my rain coat? You look really cold.<br />
'''Jersey''': Hey, do you want my rain coat? You look really cold.<br />
Jan: No, I'm ok. Now, what did you want?<br />
'''Jan''': No, I'm ok. Now, what did you want?<br />
Jersey: Look, I know all about Thin Kinkle. And Bradley. And the knife.<br />
'''Jersey''': Look, I know all about Thin Kinkle. And Bradley. And the knife.<br />


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Jan: How do you know that?<br />
'''Jan''': How do you know that?<br />
Jersey: I've been ghosting your CP.<br />
'''Jersey''': I've been ghosting your CP.<br />
Jan: You've been spying on me?<br />
'''Jan''': You've been spying on me?<br />
Jersey: A little, a little - but before you go all ninja and kill me, let me just say we can <br />really help you.
'''Jersey''': A little, a little - but before you go all ninja and kill me, let me just say we can <br />really help you.
Jan: We? Hah, like who? You and Steve? Oh! I know, you and Dwayne.<br />
'''Jan''': We? Hah, like who? You and Steve? Oh! I know, you and Dwayne.<br />
Jersey: No, just me, and a really good AI program I've got.<br />
'''Jersey''': No, just me, and a really good AI program I've got.<br />
Jan: You pathetic sneaking bastard, if you were listening to me, why didn't you call the cops?!<br />
'''Jan''': You pathetic sneaking bastard, if you were listening to me, why didn't you call the cops?!<br />
Jersey: Listen, listen - Kinkle's boss is a woman called Monster Ann, she works out of a place called Crystal Security Fence & Gate.<br />
'''Jersey''': Listen, listen - Kinkle's boss is a woman called Monster Ann, she works out of a place called Crystal Security Fence & Gate.<br />


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Jan: Say that again...<br />
'''Jan''': Say that again...<br />
Jersey: I know who Kinkle's boss is. And I know the business that she uses as a front.<br />
'''Jersey''': I know who Kinkle's boss is. And I know the business that she uses as a front.<br />
Jan: How do you know that?<br />
'''Jan''': How do you know that?<br />
Jersey: Jan, I've got God's own spyware. And if you tell anybody about it...<br />
'''Jersey''': Jan, I've got God's own spyware. And if you tell anybody about it...<br />
Jan: Jeezus Jersey...<br />
'''Jan''': Jeezus Jersey...<br />
Jersey: I can get you inside their security.<br />
'''Jersey''': I can get you inside their security.<br />
Jan: If you're lying to me--<br />
'''Jan''': If you're lying to me--<br />
Jersey: Hey, hey, remember how the perimeter alarms went off when your dad showed up at Thin's place?<br />
'''Jersey''': Hey, hey, remember how the perimeter alarms went off when your dad showed up at Thin's place?<br />
Jan: Yeah.<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah.<br />
Jersey: Never went off went Gilly showed up did they?<br />
'''Jersey''': Never went off went Gilly showed up did they?<br />
Jan: I don't know, I don't know, I was out.<br />
'''Jan''': I don't know, I don't know, I was out.<br />
Jersey: Well, they didn't.<br />
'''Jersey''': Well, they didn't.<br />
Jan: You did that?<br />
'''Jan''': You did that?<br />
Jersey: We did.<br />
'''Jersey''': We did.<br />
Jan: Aunt Gladys! Aunt Gladys! Hey, come over here, there's someone I want you to <br />meet.
'''Jan''': Aunt Gladys! Aunt Gladys! Hey, come over here, there's someone I want you to <br />meet.


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Gladys: So you want me to believe you've got an AI that can hack into things the police <br />can't split open? And you programmed this thing yourself?
'''Gladys''': So you want me to believe you've got an AI that can hack into things the police <br />can't split open? And you programmed this thing yourself?
Jersey: No, well...<br />
'''Jersey''': No, well...<br />
Gladys: Boy - either one of two things: You are lying and this is a setup by the people who killed Jim James, or you are wasting my time. And in either case, I am not a happy woman.<br />
'''Gladys''': Boy - either one of two things: You are lying and this is a setup by the people who killed Jim James, or you are wasting my time. And in either case, I am not a happy woman.<br />
Jersey: No wait, for one thing, you don't want to piss her off.<br />
'''Jersey''': No wait, for one thing, you don't want to piss her off.<br />
Gladys: 'Her'?<br />
'''Gladys''': 'Her'?<br />
Durga: Me. You are Gladys Wilson, born Gladys Ashantia Swanson in Tahoka, Texas. You volunteered for a Spartan program in January of 2491, after a year and a half of special forces.<br />
'''Durga''': Me. You are Gladys Wilson, born Gladys Ashantia Swanson in Tahoka, Texas. You volunteered for a Spartan program in January of 2491, after a year and a half of special forces.<br />
Gladys: How in the world--?<br />
'''Gladys''': How in the world--?<br />
Durga: Your superior, Aaron Lewis, said he OK'd the transfer because you were a good soldier. But in his words, 'more trouble than fireants at a barbeque'. And this was one way to get rid of you.<br />
'''Durga''': Your superior, Aaron Lewis, said he OK'd the transfer because you were a good soldier. But in his words, 'more trouble than fireants at a barbeque'. And this was one way to get rid of you.<br />
Gladys: What the hell is this?<br />
'''Gladys''': What the hell is this?<br />
Durga: You were decorated for bravery at Eridanus, retired after making Gunnery <br />Sargeant, entered into a brief, but spectacular marriage--
'''Durga''': You were decorated for bravery at Eridanus, retired after making Gunnery <br />Sargeant, entered into a brief, but spectacular marriage--
Gladys: --huh--<br />
'''Gladys''': --huh--<br />
Durga: --with a man who just couldn't keep his zipper--<br />
'''Durga''': --with a man who just couldn't keep his zipper--<br />
Gladys: --Shut her up!<br />
'''Gladys''': --Shut her up!<br />
Durga: Say please.<br />
'''Durga''': Say please.<br />


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