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 *'''Issue 147: Fly Me to the Blood-Moon''': [[Purging Shock Rifle]]{{Ref/Site|Id=CF147|URL=https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/canon-fodder-fly-me-to-the-blood-moon|Site=Halo Waypoint|Page=Canon Fodder - Fly Me to the Blood-Moon|D=12|M=1|Y=2024}}
 *'''Issue 150: If They Want Lore, We'll Give 'Em Lore''': [[Volatile Skewer]]{{Ref/Site|Id=CF150|URL=https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/canon-fodder-give-em-lore|Site=Halo Waypoint|Page=Canon Fodder - If They Want Lore, We'll Give 'Em Lore|D=21|M=2|Y=2024}}
-*'''Issue 151: Lorelord''': [[Rapidfire Pulse Carbine]]{{Ref/Site|Id=CF151|URL=https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/canon-fodder-lorelord|Site=Halo Waypoint|Page=Canon Fodder - Lorelord|https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/canon-fodder-lorelord|D=20|M=3|Y=2024}}
+*'''Issue 151: Lorelord''': [[Rapidfire Pulse Carbine]]{{Ref/Site|Id=CF151|URL=https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/canon-fodder-lorelord|Site=Halo Waypoint|Page=Canon Fodder - Lorelord|D=20|M=3|Y=2024}}
+*'''Issue 152: Didactic Discourse''': [[Unbound Plasma Pistol]]{{Ref/Site|Id=CF152|URL=https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/canon-fodder-didactic-discourse|Site=Halo Waypoint|Page=Canon Fodder - Didactic Discourse|D=17|M=4|Y=2024}}
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 |<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">'''Citation:'''<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><code><nowiki>{{Ref/Site|Id=CF137|URL=https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/canon-fodder-didacts-domain|Site=Halo Waypoint|Page=Canon Fodder - Didact's Domain|D=03|M=02|Y=2023|LocalArchive=Armory Infinitum#Scatterbound Heatwave}}</nowiki></code></div></div>
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+=== Unbound Plasma Pistol ===
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+[[File:HINF Briglard.jpg|900px]]
+[[Briglard]] here with a message for all you unctuous [[Unggoy]] out there!
+Y’know what I learned from the earliest days of nipple academy? You gotta kill good to get by in [[Milky Way|this galaxy]]. You gotta kill real good!
+Look at the Covenants. We did [[Unggoy Rebellion|a rebellions]] like [[2462|a hundred years ago]] and even the flappy-mouth Sangheili learned just how mighty the Unggoy could be. Yeah, [[Balaho]] got [[Glassing|glasses]] and we were all real sad and emotioning about it, but ya know what we got? Respects.
+That’s how the Brutes do it, and they lost their planets as well. We gotta lot in common with those guys!
+Anyway, if ya kill good, you’ll get the cool guns like me. Ever wondered what an [[Unbound Plasma Pistol|unbound plasma pistol]] can do? It shoots bigger bolts that can hit more things, and when ya charge it up it shoots like six-- no, SIXTY green thingies that’ll make any [[demon]]s you find out there go screamin’ to their mommies.
+Unggoy brains get good at things reeeeal quickly thanks to our awesome synapsucles, so get good at killing good instead of thinkin’ about all the sad stuff goin’ on and you’ll be a [[High Sumpter]] in no time!
+And when we’re eventually in charge after following these simplest instructionings, maybe let’s make everybody else fight on a [[methane]] planet. Anybody else tired of fighting with all these stupid [[oxygen]]s?
+Back to you, [[Glibnub]].
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+|<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">'''Citation:'''<div class="mw-collapsible-content"><code><nowiki>{{Ref/Site|Id=CF152|URL=https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/canon-fodder-didactic-discourse|Site=Halo Waypoint|Page=Canon Fodder - Didactic Discourse|D=17|M=4|Y=2024}}</nowiki></code></div></div>
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