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*Ugh, we got tired of piling out your decrepit Warthogs as towering monuments of your failure, so we found a better use for them! The Forge of Teash is melting them down for scrap and the Armory of Reckoning is turning that scrap into bullets. So next time you get shot, know that you humans played a vital role in making that possible! | *Ugh, we got tired of piling out your decrepit Warthogs as towering monuments of your failure, so we found a better use for them! The Forge of Teash is melting them down for scrap and the Armory of Reckoning is turning that scrap into bullets. So next time you get shot, know that you humans played a vital role in making that possible! | ||
*Little update from Banished R&D: Not only does this ring belong to us, our sciency types are learning all kinds of neat stuff about it over at Annex Ridge. We wield the biggest, nastiest gun in the universe, and soon, we might just learn how to shoot the dang thing. Glory to the Banished. | *Little update from Banished R&D: Not only does this ring belong to us, our sciency types are learning all kinds of neat stuff about it over at Annex Ridge. We wield the biggest, nastiest gun in the universe, and soon, we might just learn how to shoot the dang thing. Glory to the Banished. | ||
*When I was a larva in the tidepools of [[Balaho]], my dear mother wrapped me in her pleopods and said, "[''imitating kissing''] Glibnub, grow up and make me proud." Well, here I am, the disembodied source of existential torment for thousands of doomed morons! ['' | *When I was a larva in the tidepools of [[Balaho]], my dear mother wrapped me in her pleopods and said, "[''imitating kissing''] Glibnub, grow up and make me proud." Well, here I am, the disembodied source of existential torment for thousands of doomed morons! [''Sobbing''] I love you, mom! [''Sobbing''] | ||
*You know, I heard that [[Spartan|demons]] don't exist. It's just a myth my nipple coach made up to try and scare us out of sniffing the good gas. | *You know, I heard that [[Spartan|demons]] don't exist. It's just a myth my nipple coach made up to try and scare us out of sniffing the good gas. | ||
*Say, if your [[Catherine Halsey|Doctor Halsey]] was so smart, why'd she have to [[SPARTAN-II program|get a bunch of kids to do her dirty work]], huh? And people call us the bad guys? | *Say, if your [[Catherine Halsey|Doctor Halsey]] was so smart, why'd she have to [[SPARTAN-II program|get a bunch of kids to do her dirty work]], huh? And people call us the bad guys? | ||